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Should straight men shave their ass hair?

Wiping after you shit squirts sucks with a hairy ass...Prove me wrong
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>>767565151
i shaved my asshole one time. it felt really weird when walking. also if I got sweaty from working out i could feel my ass cheeks rubbing together. wouldn't recommend it.
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Ikr fucking bidets are like not even a thing anymore
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>>767565151
Shaved mine once, gonna do it again. Wiping was so much nicer.
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>>767565151
Wiping is nicer and shits cleaner but get ready scratch your ass alot when it starts coming back. Itchy as all hell.
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>>767565271
That's what I am worried about...For realz though.
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>>767565151
Yeah, you need to be silky smooth for your daddy. Bitch
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>>767565151
If you have a very good diet your shit does not squirt, in fact, you hardly have to wipe, and a lot of times you'll find that there's nothing to wipe.

I don't care of you shave your ass or not based on aesthetics but "shit squirts" is not normal.
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>>767565513

Hahaha - No joke. I deal with this when I trim up the balls
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>>767565603
Is that....you? Dad?
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>>767565608

How do you have the perfect logs?
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>>767565608
My diet's bollocks and my shit does not squirt.
OP, you need a doctor.
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>>767565818
OK, Ok - That was just reference to shitty, shits. Not that all poops are like that, but if they come out soft - It could be rough with the ass hair
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>>767565708
Shhhh no pain now, only dreams
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>>767565151
Wipe harder and you yank out the really long ones that are causing the problem. No more problems. You should only care what your asshole looks like if somebody is looking at it. So women and fags. Faggot.
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>>767565598
well im being serious. you might get used to it though. girls have bare asses and they don't seem to mind. but they also have a string up their crack all day too so
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>>767566100
So you can be like the girls. Yaaay. Now bend over princess
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#1 on the bushhog: cleaner ass/quick clean up, no hair pie in the off chance the old lady wants to toss the salad and way better farting capability.
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>>767565608
Hello pajeet
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>>767566193
i only did it once for same reason OP wants to. hated it, never did it again. also i only shaved around my asshole and crack, not my entire ass cheeks.
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>>767565151
just use flushable wipes. they have literally changed the poop game.
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use hair clippers not fucking shaving thing if you don't want itch.
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>>767566363
No need to apologise, you do you
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>>767566392
If you live in a city with older sewage systems, do not use flushable wipes. They flush, but they play merry hell with waste water treatment and sewage.
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I remember this one copypasta on Habbo Hotel where the guy talked about shaving his ass and he discovered the hair was vital in soaking up ass sweat
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>>767565151
i spread my ass when i sit down on toilet
and i wipe while sitting, from the front
because im not a fat fuck and i can do that

so, since I spread before sitting
my asshole is nice and available to wipe clean
never had dingleberry problems
and very rarely have any stain on underwear
if i do, its light and comes out with a wash
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>>767566757
This does make sense. Could you imagine ass sweat just dripping down your leg...lol
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>>767566778
Nice. lol
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>>767565608
This, when you eat healthy you don't need to over use TP.
Also just shit in the morning and take a shower after. Here you go, problem solve.
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>>767565769
Eat a whole foods diet rich in fibers. Grains, fruits, vegetables, beans/legumes, nuts, seeds & roots. If you must eat anything else, treat everything else like a side dish (or treat) and eat it in small portions.

Not only will your shits be regular and perfect, but you'll be healthy as fuck if you do it right. For example, I haven't had so much as a cold in over 28 year now. Of course, some of that is common sense avoidance.
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>>767566967
Seems right. With all the GMOs and other crap even in those foods. You would think they would produce crap shits too.
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I give the ass hair a trim. Water is a thing too. I also shower after I shit. I'm pretty tidy in the a-hole area for a straight guy. Not into habing shit on me
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ITT: deranged amerilards who cannot wipe their asses properly.

BUY AND INSTALL THIS, you mongrels.
Life is different with one of these, can't you get it?
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>>767567447
Europeans use bidets because they have to travel by train to access a shower.
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Trim never shave
Shaving anything but your face is for fags
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>>767567447

How does this work with that thing pointed down? Lol
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>>767566778
wait til you hit puberty and you start to grow a little hair down there
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>>767567791
sure thing buddy
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>>767567447
>Translation: My country has been taken over by Feminist and or Muslims and I'm really mad but I'm not going to do a damn thing about it except call random masculine Americans who will not give up their guns names while my country continues to give away our lands to savages from the worst parts of Africa and Asia. I'm completely emasculated and it feels bad man. sadface.jpg
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>>767568413
HAHAHAHA. +100 points
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>>767567844
Where do you live?
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That's because you don't know how to wipe your ass, dummy. I have a hairy ass and my ass is clean. Get wet wipes then dry with toilet paper or take a hint from the eurofaggots and get yourself a bidet.
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>>767567658
You wipe your ass with your hands after running it through the water, of course. Europeans wipe with their hands, why aren't you doing the same you plebeian Ameritard?
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Shaved my ass once last year. You will have the most thunderous farts of your entire life.
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I just shit in the shower, makes clean up a lot quicker. >>767565151
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Eat better you fat cunt. Shaving body hair is for twink fags and women.
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>>767565151
no they should just make bidets more popular
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>>767565151
Yea, Its like wiping peanut butter out of a fucking wig. For sure.
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>>767565151
you're supposed to rip out the ass hairs while you wipe
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>>767565769
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Lube your finger up before you have a dump and poke around the entrance a bit.
The logs will now slid out and minimal wiping will be required.
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>>767565151
Do all men have hair on their butts? Mine doesn't grow any at all.
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>>767570390
I have hair, but not nearly enough to get in the way of shitting. Mostly dark haired people.
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>>767565608
Are you a shitting expert? :o
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>>767565151
That's why civilized people have a bidet.
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>>767570390
Getting fucked in the ass tends to chafe off all excess hairs.
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>>767570626
I am gay, but I've never had hair on my butt, not even before I was taking it in the butt.
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>>767566778
From the front? You must like having shitty balls fucktard
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>>767569165
You act so high and mighty for a sheep fucking degenerate European.
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>>767569406
And for men that actually get Women.
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>>767570707
wait what? its the other way around, you dont wipe back to front. this is espeically important for a chick who doesnt want to get shit in her cunt.
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>>767570626
Speaking from personal experience?
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>>767565271

Can't just do it once. Has to be a continual thing. Just like shaving your pubes. I shave my ass and it makes everything a lot cleaner. I'm tired of trying to wipe a sharpie.
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>>767569406
I have gotten far more women since I stopped shaving my chest. I find women are more attracted to a rugged, manly chad, rather than a perfectly groomed chad. I think they find it faggy if a guy spends as much time on primping like that as they do.
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>>767570964
I'm a dumbass you're right I was thinking back to front some dumbasses do that however.
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>>767571053
Quit sticking sharpies in your pooper degenerate
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>>767570529
White, blonde teddybear checking in
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>>767571103
This is the truth here!
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I actually shaved my ass hair last night. I definitely like the feel, and it's a lot cleaner in general. Ideally when I get a gf she'll be more willing to do things down there if it's neater, but sadly for me that's a long way off.
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>>767565151
yes, they should, and they should post the results
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>>767565151
You only clean your doorway if you're expecting company
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>>767572481
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>>767572481
only faggots shave anything but their face
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I have shaved my ass for several years now, I just do it when I shave the rest of my stuff.

>Cleaner
>Feels smoother and dildo slides in easier
>Fiance won't toss salad without it shaved.

Most of the time I still shoot water up my ass with an enema bulb. I like the clean feeling on the inside too.
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>>767565151
>brillopad ass once stubble starts growing in
No thanks
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>>767573618
you're pretty faggy, gay and bi and trolling
don't cut yourself on all that edge, kid
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>>767573639
ever heard of waxing?
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>>767572481
I can't do as good as that pic just shaving alone but I try
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I have a hairy ass and yes it does suck, but I take proper showers unlike most western fags who just go stand under the water.

I would like to get my ass waxed though, I live in a small town though so I wouldn't dare be seen getting waxed here
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>>767573797
Not trolling and not gay. Maybe a little bi-curious. I had a couple chances in the past but was grossed out by fag trying to get on me. My girl fills me up occasionally but most of the time it is solo play while she is at work.
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using wads of paper to smear shit around your asshole is proper and civilized

using water to wash your asshole is backwards and stupid
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If I don't take a trimmer to my butt hole I pull hair when I wipe. So IDGAF what anyone thinks, I trim my ass hole.
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>>767565151
Whats the most effective way to do this?
I was thinking something like Nair...
Suggestions?
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>>767574102
I do both desu, to me using toilet paper and washing your asshole properly in the shower makes sense. I've been to places with toilets that have buttons to squirt water up your ass and I don't know how comfortable I am with asswashers that are used that frequently
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>>767574273
>retards use nair
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>>767574102
Go shit in your designated sheet Pajeet
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>>767574309
ok then...
Whats the technique
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i use a dildo for prostate stimulation
but i noticed shit chips get stuck in hair
Need to fix this
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>>767565151
It's like trying to wipe a paintbrush clean. I just have gotten into the habit of shitting once a day right before I shower.
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>>767565644
It's the worst
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>>767565151
Just trim it you dumb asses. You don't have that weird feeling of shaving and you don't have to scrape shit off your ass like peanut butter on the carpet
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>>767574397
>Use a trimmer with a 0 guard
>Finish up with razor

Easy enough. You can just do razor, but very time consuming if you are doing it for the first time.
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For those of you that remember Big Brother mag...
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>>767574984

Ahhhh wtf...lol
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>>767566392
true that. i use to think that was for babies, but fuck that.
got tired of constant wiping. non scented ftw.
don't go fancy, i.e butterscotch/lavender fragrance with aloe. you never know when you'll get a reaction.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-Tb278RWQ
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>>767575444
Must be a newfag. I remember seeing that here years ago.
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>>767566778
i started doing this cause of some anon (probably you) posted this technique.
last thing i use is wipe.
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>>767565151
happens to us ladies too
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>>767575977
Barf.jpeg
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>>767565151
As someone with a hairy bod.....that's about right!
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>>767565151

Must be a fucking Amerifat barbarian who's never heard of a bidet.
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>>767565151
Yeah it's a fucking curse. I'm a hairless wonder and yet the one place I have the most hair? Arse crack.

Have to go for a shit, wipe, wait until my arse gets itchy and then go wipe again because the shit has finally been sweated off the hairs and is now irritating the arsehole to the point of itching.
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>>767565151
Pull your cheeks apart before you shit you fucking barbarian
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>>767565151
I just buzz hair off or use a hair removal cream, fuck shaving I'd rather feel a little burning sensation than ever nick a ball again. Used to shave religiously, just stopped being worth it. Also, for you fags crying about sweat, use fucking baby powder often, not only will you feel better you'll fuckin smell better too.
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>>767574984
I was about to post this. Thank you for restoring my faith in /b/.
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>>767566967
Had the weirdest experience.

>diet of nothing but junk food for approx 15 years.
>go to festival
>eating healthy for 2 weeks because no access to junk food
>shit is splattery as fuck
>come home
>eat healthy for 5 days
>finally decide to eat junk
>next day, firm solid stool

I'm utterly baffled.
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>>767567526
kek
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>>767565151
yes don't shave it with a razor though that'd be insanely itchy a couple days after. I just throw some baby powder on it to dry up that whole area then take a beard trimmer to it. The baby powder helps the trimmer do it's work and sort of acts as a powder lubricant so you don't nick that little tread of skin that's like a seam from your asshole to your balls.
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>>767576073
How do you dry your ass then, Abdul? Towel?
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>>767570964
So you're telling me you reach in from your balls and push back to your crack to wipe? That's gotta be the most awkward technique of all time
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I just need 3 pieces of tissue paper to wipe my ass. Wipe up, then wipe down, then polish.
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>>767565151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE
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>>767576217
I've had the opposite experience with the d and b's I won't touch em with anything but a razor. Since it's a lot easier get wrinkly skin like that caught in the tines of my trimmer and get a painful nip. But yeah buzzing everywhere else is best.
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>>767576428
Can't believe there are guys out there who don't know this... When I was 10 I got tired of trying to reach awkwardly under my ass to wipe, so I stood up a little, pulled my balls to the side a bit and it's right there, easy access.
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>>767576428
That's what i thought.
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Am I the only one who doesn't wipe after a shit? It just dries up eventually. I always squirt deodorant around my ass to hide the smell.
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BE MAN AND USE HAND
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>>767576688
It's happened to me too, I never use a buzzer on my nuts just cream and I don't even leave it on for long.
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>>767576743
what do you eat? I can't pull off no wipers unless I'm taking fiber supplements.
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>>767565151
Last wipe, best wipe
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>>767575977
Poop play is some kinky shit
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>>767576743
Lemme guess, you're the kinda faggot who drops his pants to his ankles when pissing at a urinal too, aren't you...
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>>767576908
Mainly potatoe chips and Oreos
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>>767576699
Most people don't have retarded bodies like yours where wiping the proper way from behind is difficult

>>767576708
Most likely he thinks "back to front" means reaching from the back rather than what it actually is, wiping from the crack towards the balls. You kind of have to do it the wrong way like that if you're going in from the front. Or it just turns into an awkward pushing motion
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>>767576921
Those are horrible for your septic, please tell me you aren't some savage who puts his shit paper in a trash can like rednecks do.
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>>767576743
Yes.
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>>767566036
Nice shit stains on your undies, bud. BTW everyone smells your swamp ass. Well, they would if you went outside.
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>>767565151
This.
I am hairy and it is so much better to wipe when shaved. But I am lazy and dont shave there anymore. Just my balls and dick
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>>767577067
It's just awkward, even seeing other people try just looks like an autist with a dildo.
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>>767566863
Yeah, what he said doesn't make sense. If anything, the hairs just keep the stench around.
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>>767576971
No I sit down for wee wee's
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>>767577205
Baby powder soaks up sweat guys, it's cornstarch.
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>>767577074
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>>767577269
Don't lie to me, the jig is up.
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>>767577187
Wiping from the front is the real awkward shit. You look like some girl wiping after taking a piss except you have to hold your balls out of the way first
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>>767565151
Thats why black guys stink so much, its like they have little afros around their their shithole. its like trying to wipe shit off a brillo pad.
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>>767577098
the hair is actually designed to be moisture wicking. So having asshair should give you the opposite of swamp ass. If you're getting swamp ass you're over dressing or wearing underwear that's too insulated (or you're too fat).
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>>767565271
Can confirm
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>>767577323
It's just ease of access man, why make more work for yourself? That's just dumb. Guess even women have 1-up over you.
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>>767567526
This doesn't make sense
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Yes, shaved assholes are wonderful.
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>>767569287
can confirm.
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>>767577074
plumber here, dont flush them.
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>>767578887
That's what I'm saying. Don't see the point in using them at all for wiping a grown person's ass.
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>>767565151

Shower after poop
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>>767565151
i shave my butt maybe every so and so months just for hygiene reasons. i do the same for my armpits sometimes too. you shouldnt be worried if its straight or gay because it has nothing to do with being straight or gay. if you shave your ass for an ease of access for phallic objects then that might be gay but if you are doing it for non-sexual reasons then it is not one way or the other. kinda like how swimmers shave their legs, its more so because they are swimmers than wanting to be more feminine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=121&v=RWyPiHLnZjY

even fucking cockroaches aka "turks" have cleaner asses than yours.
fucking disgusting pigs.
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>>767565151

I got a hair as fuck ass, after a squirt I use baby wipes. I don't shit in public, also carry a few wet wipes with me all the time.
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