Should straight men shave their ass hair?
Wiping after you shit squirts sucks with a hairy ass...Prove me wrong
If you have a very good diet your shit does not squirt, in fact, you hardly have to wipe, and a lot of times you'll find that there's nothing to wipe.
I don't care of you shave your ass or not based on aesthetics but "shit squirts" is not normal.
Wipe harder and you yank out the really long ones that are causing the problem. No more problems. You should only care what your asshole looks like if somebody is looking at it. So women and fags. Faggot.
i spread my ass when i sit down on toilet
and i wipe while sitting, from the front
because im not a fat fuck and i can do that
so, since I spread before sitting
my asshole is nice and available to wipe clean
never had dingleberry problems
and very rarely have any stain on underwear
if i do, its light and comes out with a wash
Eat a whole foods diet rich in fibers. Grains, fruits, vegetables, beans/legumes, nuts, seeds & roots. If you must eat anything else, treat everything else like a side dish (or treat) and eat it in small portions.
Not only will your shits be regular and perfect, but you'll be healthy as fuck if you do it right. For example, I haven't had so much as a cold in over 28 year now. Of course, some of that is common sense avoidance.
ITT: deranged amerilards who cannot wipe their asses properly.
BUY AND INSTALL THIS, you mongrels.
Life is different with one of these, can't you get it?
>Translation: My country has been taken over by Feminist and or Muslims and I'm really mad but I'm not going to do a damn thing about it except call random masculine Americans who will not give up their guns names while my country continues to give away our lands to savages from the worst parts of Africa and Asia. I'm completely emasculated and it feels bad man. sadface.jpg
That's because you don't know how to wipe your ass, dummy. I have a hairy ass and my ass is clean. Get wet wipes then dry with toilet paper or take a hint from the eurofaggots and get yourself a bidet.
I have gotten far more women since I stopped shaving my chest. I find women are more attracted to a rugged, manly chad, rather than a perfectly groomed chad. I think they find it faggy if a guy spends as much time on primping like that as they do.
I actually shaved my ass hair last night. I definitely like the feel, and it's a lot cleaner in general. Ideally when I get a gf she'll be more willing to do things down there if it's neater, but sadly for me that's a long way off.
I have shaved my ass for several years now, I just do it when I shave the rest of my stuff.
>Feels smoother and dildo slides in easier
>Fiance won't toss salad without it shaved.
Most of the time I still shoot water up my ass with an enema bulb. I like the clean feeling on the inside too.
I have a hairy ass and yes it does suck, but I take proper showers unlike most western fags who just go stand under the water.
I would like to get my ass waxed though, I live in a small town though so I wouldn't dare be seen getting waxed here
Not trolling and not gay. Maybe a little bi-curious. I had a couple chances in the past but was grossed out by fag trying to get on me. My girl fills me up occasionally but most of the time it is solo play while she is at work.
using wads of paper to smear shit around your asshole is proper and civilized
using water to wash your asshole is backwards and stupid
I do both desu, to me using toilet paper and washing your asshole properly in the shower makes sense. I've been to places with toilets that have buttons to squirt water up your ass and I don't know how comfortable I am with asswashers that are used that frequently
true that. i use to think that was for babies, but fuck that.
got tired of constant wiping. non scented ftw.
don't go fancy, i.e butterscotch/lavender fragrance with aloe. you never know when you'll get a reaction.
Yeah it's a fucking curse. I'm a hairless wonder and yet the one place I have the most hair? Arse crack.
Have to go for a shit, wipe, wait until my arse gets itchy and then go wipe again because the shit has finally been sweated off the hairs and is now irritating the arsehole to the point of itching.
I just buzz hair off or use a hair removal cream, fuck shaving I'd rather feel a little burning sensation than ever nick a ball again. Used to shave religiously, just stopped being worth it. Also, for you fags crying about sweat, use fucking baby powder often, not only will you feel better you'll fuckin smell better too.
Had the weirdest experience.
>diet of nothing but junk food for approx 15 years.
>go to festival
>eating healthy for 2 weeks because no access to junk food
>shit is splattery as fuck
>eat healthy for 5 days
>finally decide to eat junk
>next day, firm solid stool
I'm utterly baffled.
yes don't shave it with a razor though that'd be insanely itchy a couple days after. I just throw some baby powder on it to dry up that whole area then take a beard trimmer to it. The baby powder helps the trimmer do it's work and sort of acts as a powder lubricant so you don't nick that little tread of skin that's like a seam from your asshole to your balls.
I've had the opposite experience with the d and b's I won't touch em with anything but a razor. Since it's a lot easier get wrinkly skin like that caught in the tines of my trimmer and get a painful nip. But yeah buzzing everywhere else is best.
Can't believe there are guys out there who don't know this... When I was 10 I got tired of trying to reach awkwardly under my ass to wipe, so I stood up a little, pulled my balls to the side a bit and it's right there, easy access.
Lemme guess, you're the kinda faggot who drops his pants to his ankles when pissing at a urinal too, aren't you...
Most people don't have retarded bodies like yours where wiping the proper way from behind is difficult
Most likely he thinks "back to front" means reaching from the back rather than what it actually is, wiping from the crack towards the balls. You kind of have to do it the wrong way like that if you're going in from the front. Or it just turns into an awkward pushing motion
the hair is actually designed to be moisture wicking. So having asshair should give you the opposite of swamp ass. If you're getting swamp ass you're over dressing or wearing underwear that's too insulated (or you're too fat).
i shave my butt maybe every so and so months just for hygiene reasons. i do the same for my armpits sometimes too. you shouldnt be worried if its straight or gay because it has nothing to do with being straight or gay. if you shave your ass for an ease of access for phallic objects then that might be gay but if you are doing it for non-sexual reasons then it is not one way or the other. kinda like how swimmers shave their legs, its more so because they are swimmers than wanting to be more feminine