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Just watched Black Panther and its fucked up how bad the movie

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Just watched Black Panther and its fucked up how bad the movie actually is, because if you make a complaint people want to call you racist.

>They refer to white people as " colonizers " throughout the film
>The CGI and green screen are horrible
>The dialogue is cringey
>it offers no back story for anything other than T'Chala's cousin being a faggot cuz his daddy got smoked by his cousin's daddy
>For some reason T'chala's cousin from american is a super-marine-black ops-assasin-highly trained killer name Warmonger
>For some reason Warmonger knows the ins and outs of all the Wakanda culture despite never having been there
>For some reason Klaw was the only person on the planet with knowledge of Wakanda culture, and he's a filthy white Englishmen
>They CGI'd Klaw's arm off but you can still see where is arm is swinging and shit
>Why did they CGI the water? doesnt marvel have access to real water?
>When I saw Forest Whitaker in that bad makeup and silly outfit acting like an African shaman I busted out laughing in the theaters
>T'chala's dad has a glass eye so its hard to take that seriously also cause one eye is looking off to the left in the movie
>I giant mountain meteor of vibranium slams into Africa yet doesn't destroy half of Africa or the people around it
>they stumble upon vibranium wich is essentially is just a miner/metal
>Doesnt off any explanation of how they become a super intelligent race able to synthesize the vibranium in any way
>Doesnt offer any explanation of how the Wakandans are super human apart from the other races
>how the fuck did they make the Black Panther outfit technology?
>how the fuck did they make flying anti-gravity air ships
>If they are so advanced why are they acting around like ignorant jungle people dressed is cloth and robes
>How did they assemble the technology to completely hide a huge region of Africa in some sort of cloaking device
I could go on but ill stop here.
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So, basically
>Waaaa this fucking superheroe movie where people fly and gods exist it's nothing like the real life waaaaaaa

That's how fucking stupid you sound. Grow the fuck up.
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>>767564567
Are you "triggered" by the "colonizer" talk? Welcome to the minority club. I bet you're a hypocritical conservative who gets just as offended as these sjws.
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>>767564567
Literally, every problem you have is either a stupid nitpick, not nearly as bad as you make it out, or resolved if you listen to the fucking dialogue. Be honest, you're just a /pol/ poster.
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wow. i like how no one was able to counter point anything op said and immediately resorted to calling him racist or stupid. guess he's right.
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>>767564793
>>767564819
>>767564849
Its a retarded premise, just as with a few other super hero movies.

This one just happens to be trying really hard to be super cool, its like watching Blade back in the 2000's, cringey as fuck.
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>>767565152
Even if they were all white and it was called White Panther, the movie would have still sucked, its not about the black people, it just sucked.
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>>767565152
I can't be bothered to counter point his fucking stupid rant. Basically, he has problems "believing" this things happen on a fictional universe where people fly in steel suits and a guy gets bitten by a spider.

Honestly, if he can't wrap his mind about that, then he deserves to be called stupid, and shouldn't visit a movie theatre anymore.
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>>767565195
Blade was dope

I can get not liking Black Panther if you don't like superhero movies in general. But it didn't seem all that different in quality from every other Marvel movie pumped out. This one just has black people
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>>767565152
>Gish gallop wins again!
retard.
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>>767565195
>Its a retarded premise, just as with a few other super hero movies.
The why the fuck do you watch it if you don't like superheroe movies? To start bait threads on some anonymous board? To try to act cool in front on the racist crowd? Seriously, you should be 18+ to post here. Get the fuck out.
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>>767565152
Dudes complaining a marvel superhero movie isnt realistic enough.
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>>767565195
>Its a retarded premise
Its a fucking comic book movie, it has a runtime, would you like an in-depth explanation of the physics of vibranuim and how they learned to use it?
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The only bad parts of this movie was some of the cgi sucked and michael b jordan used too much slang during serious scenes and it took away from it. They otherwise explain everything,
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>>767565410
im like 28 with a kid.

Of course superhero movies are ridiculous and fictional, but this one was just extra stupid, just like fucking Ant Man.

All these black actors and not one of them saying " motherfucker " one time.

Why is T'Chala stronger than the rest of the Wakandans? Because of a purple fruit? where does the fruit come from? Why did Warmonger have them all burned instead of eating them himself?

Its silly.
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>>767564819
>Hypocritical
>conservative
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>>767565152
go to sleep op
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>>767565722
I seriously thought Michael B Jordan was one of the Wayan's brothers for like half the movie.
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People underestimate how powerful black panther actually is.
Remember in cival war when zemo activates winter soldier and everyone lost a fight with him, even capt America. BP just got in there and got 6 good hits on him and winter only hit BP once. And BP wasn't even in costume.
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>>767564793
No. Read again retard. I bet you aren’t white.
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>>767565798
>All these black actors and not one of them saying " motherfucker " one time.
is this a serious complaint?
>Why is T'Chala stronger than the rest of the Wakandans?
The fruit, they directly explain this, it gives him heightened senses and super human strength
>Because of a purple fruit?
yes, they explained this in relative detail for considering its a fucking movie
>where does the fruit come from? .
this was again explained in the movie
>Why did Warmonger have them all burned instead of eating them himself?
He had already eaten one and assumedly its effect doesn't strength with a higher dose, maybe it would just kill him the have more, as for the burning its because hes ending the traditions of a place he hates.
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I know all other superhero movies have fantasy aspects to them, but this one it trying to feed some bullshit.

>jumping around with spears, believing in voodoo gods and shamans
>yet has super advanced city and spaceships

At one point they literally have a bunch of black actors whooping like gorillas, dawned in loin cloths, but still have electricity, techonology and an intelligent hierarchy.

Its stupid.
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This thread is full of black apologist that will not entertain OP's reasonable questions regarding the information not offered by the failures who wrote the story. If it were the same movie with the the black people switched out for white people, they would all be agreeing with OP.

It's not about realism, it's the lack of information. No one expects it to be real you absolute faggots.
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>>767565866
Most conservatives are extremely hypocritical.
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>>767565924
>I bet you aren’t white.
So you are just racist then?
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>>767566180
>lack of information

This.
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>>767566139
I mean you could say the same thing about Thor and Asgard
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>>767566180
>. If it were the same movie with the the black people switched out for white peopl
>>>/pol/
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>>767566180
The thing is its a disney comic book movie.

No one expects it to be an amazing classic piece of cinema. Its something you go out and watch with some buddies over the weekend. If you wanna say its a shit movie go ahead. But being this ass pained about it? Its pretty obvious what bothers you about it, and its not the plot or lack of information.
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Says it's not a race thing but uses a racist image for the thread...faggot.
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>>767566256
Yea but with Thor and Asgard you know they are from another universe where magical shit and gods exist.

This is a small part of modern day Africa that has a magical cloaking device.
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>>767566436
bait
>>767566520
Its hilarious
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Why is the plot centered around vibranium?

Why isnt everyone trying to get there hands on this magical fucking fruit??
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>>767566139
So them maintaining traditions with the development of their advanced society and technology is unacceptable? Why would they lose thier traditions? Its not like they are being influenced by Christianity or secular ideas. science was once inseparable from religion, what influence would have stopped them from thinking in those terms? for most of the rest of the world its been due to becoming familiar with other cultures.
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>Bilbo gets shot
>Black Panther sticks a bead of vibranium into the gunshot wound
>" dat should keep him alive for now "
>offers no other reason how it affects the body or the bullet

Why is vibranium a magical substance that acts like a genie from a lamp and just grants wishes.
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>>767566552
Its the same fucking world as thor though you dipshit.
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>>767564567
bump yeah it was bad
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>>767566849
>why is unobtanium so valuable anyway? Avatar is a shit movie.
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The story was boring and the CGI was lame. I hate CGI battles unless its Ironman since his armor is easy to CGI. At least when you have enough budget. I just thought it was funny that they had a super advanced city in Africa making it more science fiction than star wars.
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>>767564567
That's only on the surface to appease the libtard hollywood types. The movie is really conservative...

- Wakanda has hi-tech Trump wall to keep out illegal immigrants
- Black Panther and most of Wakanda is a utopia because they respect the law
- "Fuck the police" ghetto nigga is the bad guy (because he chooses bad shit unlike the good Wakandans)
- Klaw is a eurofag libdouche, not a free American

...etc...
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>>767566855
no its not, Asgard is a totally different universe.

Why do you think they use a wormhole to get around.
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>>767566906
Avatar is a shit movie, I agree.
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>>767567048
Are you fucking serious? They are literally together in infinity war are they not? thor comes from Asgard but that's not another universe its a different part of the universe, they even explain that when they explain the rainbow bridge.
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>>767564567
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>>767566436
Nothing bothers me about it, why would you assume that? I wasn't speaking about me. I don't care at all.

Don't make assumptions. I'm black by the way.

fucking people.
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>>767565866
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>>767566849
Why is the super metal with magical properties so magical?

I don't know man, its like its some sort of super metal that they talk about making nanites with or something
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>>767564567
What did you stream it on, I'm still waiting for a good copy
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>>767564567
>For some reason T'chala's cousin from american is a super-marine-black ops-assasin-highly trained killer name Warmonger
I hate when people bitch about a movie they obviously didn’t even pay attention to
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>>767565924
Yeah spergy. Not white and not a cuck.
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>>767567285
The history we have is the one we have to live with. Monuments are not participation trophies but marks made by our past.
Beside, if the south had won, the Indians would have been sparred. Only the north wanted to expand.
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>>767564567
The movie is awesome, OP. you are just a cuck.
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>>767566180
Op didn’t even get character names and reasons right when it was explained in front of his eyes. He either watched the movie passively or is an elder who misses everything and has to have it laid out for him
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>>767567377
Fmovies.se

its there in HD
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>>767564567
Honestly, I just thought it was kind of boring. Characters were cool and it was fun seeing a new world and shit, but I never thought michael b Jordan's character was any good or threatening and it kinda just felt like the first half hour of Wonder Woman the whole time. I really don't think it deserves as much hype as it got, but I think they can make a better black panther movie down the road
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>>767567804
Fair assessment
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>>767567804
>first half hour of wonderwoman

Thank you, thats exactly what it felt like, But I just couldn't find the words.

Wonder Woman was silly also, so many questions, so many holes.
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>>767565798
>Because of a purple fruit

he turned into grape koolaid and grape soda and dried the skins to roll grape flavored blunts
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>>767567597
the south fought a war for slaves against the united states that you live in, their history is important and should be taught in detail, not given a statue with a small plack. Put them in museums full explanations of those men, where they fought, how they fought, and what they fought for. The past is an important teacher.
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I find its hilarious they got Martin Freeman to play in this movie. Its like they found the whitest, shortest most racist man they could find.

Martin Freeman was is a huge asshole, everyone on the set of the Hobbit HATED working with him.
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>>767567922
>so many holes.

three, am i right?
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>>767568163
apparently not, the women seem to just magically appear out of nowhere without the aid of sperm or a womb.
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>>767565918
Does this refer to an actual narrative in a movie, or is it just a kid from kindergarten making up shit?
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>Black Panther in Civil War was really cool cause he was mysterious
>Black Panther the movie is centered on him and everyone finds out that Chadwick Boseman is a terrible fucking actor
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>>767568144
I actually like Martin freeman. His interviews are usually hilarious. Got a link to the hobbit cast bitching? I’d honestly love to see
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>>767566709
Uhh, the one guy who knows about it goes and gets it.

>being this fucking stupid
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>>767564567
>a super-marine-black ops-assasin-highly trained killer name Warmonger
>killer name Warmonger
>Warmonger
Did you even watch this movie?
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>>767564567 is the movie really that bad?
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>>767569672
He wouldn’t know
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>>767564567
>colonizers
They do sometimes, yes.
>The CGI and green screen are horrible
Sometimes, yes.
>dialogue is cringey
None of it stands out in my memory. Give an example?
>it offers no back story
Sure it did. There was black folks and then there was a space rock and now there's fancy black folks. Did you need them to flash up a dossier every time a new character came on screen so that you could keep up?
>T'chala's cousin from american is a super-marine-black ops-assasin-highly trained killer name Warmonger
That's because he trained to be a super-marine-black ops-assasin and people nicknamed him Warmonger
>Warmonger knows Wakanda culture
He knows how they choose their king and cares about very little else. There's a big fight about him wanting to do different stuff and everything. Also, his dad told him.
>Klaw was the only person on the planet with knowledge of Wakanda culture
No, he's not.
>They CGI'd Klaw's arm off
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
>CGI water?
It was hard for the actors, I guess? The Protector was a cool movie.
>Forest Whitaker acting like an African shaman
I kept expecting him to do Rafiki's laugh, for some reason.
>T'chala's dad has a glass eye
Why did he keep that once he was a ghost thing? Was it something from the comics? Fuck that was distracting.
>I giant mountain meteor doesn't destroy half of Africa
Vibranium is weird.
>Doesnt off any explanation of how they become a super intelligent race able to synthesize the vibranium
They don't synthisie it. They mine it. And they've been working with it for thousands of years.
>Wakandans are super human
No, they're not. They're just good old fashioned comic book badass.
>Black Panther outfit technology?
Nanomachines, son.
>how did they make flying anti-gravity air ships
Same way everyone else does, but with more vibranium
>acting around like ignorant jungle people
I fucking know, right? Put some damn shoes on ffs.
>How did they assemble the cloaking device
Screwdrivers were probably involved.
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>>767565195
But blade was good movie u tard.
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yeah, ok,

now, the good parts :
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>>767565283
Yeah, but they did the unbelievable shit without it being a movie trying to make niggers look like they might not always gotta nig. That's literally so unbelievable that complete spergs like OP who eat superhero shit for sustenance can't even pallet it.
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I just didn't really like it. Like all marvel movies its overdone and boring
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>>767569542
*Killmonger sorry, still a stupid name.
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>be op
>expect people to read all that text
Or maybe this is a bait thread
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>>767564567
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET! the movie, dont think about it too much.
the whole story and concept is made to stroke the egos of biggoted niggers.
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>>767570177
Only the first one anon...only the first one.
And only cause Frost was a bad mother fucker.
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>>767566139
This is the absolute truth of the movie. Why the fuck are their projectile laser weapons shapes like spears (a melee/thrown weapon)!? These fucking Neanderthals who wrote this never fired a gun before or they'd know you have to aim a projectile weapon. How do you aim a spear like that? You could aim the shit like you were gunna throw it, but it would be very inaccurate and they're portrayed as being pretty accurate so it makes 0 fucking sense. It was like watching a movie with someone pointing out that the main cast are all niggers every ten seconds. The wooping like a congress of baboons didn't help!
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/b/ is where the MCU belongs.
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>>767566180
/thread
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>>767571085
THANK YOU! .............. I think?
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>>767566855
>being this dense
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>>767564567
So much this.
I won't ever believe this garbage topped charts and box office, got to be fake.
The movie is so dumb and pathetic I just scrolled through second half of it mostly.

Also, the propaganda of "if blacks had this kind of white wealth they would help rapefugees more" is too obvious and cringy.
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>>767571942
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>>767572055
But the point was that they did have that kind of white wealth and weren't helping anyone with it.
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>>767567193
Dude, its another world with godlike aliens. Not a bunch of isolationist niggers that for whatever reason aren't just a bunch of drum banging mongaloids like the rest of Africa. The explanation for their intelligence us literally so shotty it can be summed up in two words: space rocks.
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>>767566906
I was thinking this during avatar
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>>767564567
Shit tier movie is shit. Rotten Tomatoes is littered with cucked pansies.
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>>767564567
It's basically a movie depicting a nation of extremely developed niggers getting UN welfare by pretending to be impoverished and starving
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>>767572055
>if blacks had this kind of white wealth they would help rapefugees more
The point of the movie is they don’t help. Know one knows about them and they keep to themselves. Killmonger wanted to change this by helping thru war. Tchalla ends up realizing they should be helping but in a different way hence the ending with opening a shelter in America.
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>>767571805
Why do they settle diplomatic disputes with age old combat sessions on badly designed water fall set with a shit green screen set instead of sitting down and talking it out.

Why are they so advanced yet leave the absolute decisions to one ignorant person instead of a congress. Goddamn Rome invented diplomacy thousands of years before this shit took place.
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>>767564567
Why the fuck are you complaining about the logistics of a comic book movie. It's fiction you dumb fuck.

I don't like the movie either but not because of some stupid reason like
>Durr why didn't the comet destroy Africa durr hurr

For Christ's sake, The avengers has an electric God and a big green dude
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>>767572242
Yeah, and they are showcasing it as bad deed that should be changed for the whole movie and even base the fucking ending around it. Are you dumb or something?
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>>767564567
>I'm racist and don't like that black people are happy
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>>767566139
>At one point they literally have a bunch of black actors whooping like gorillas, dawned in loin cloths, but still have electricity, techonology and an intelligent hierarchy.
Because it gives niggers mega boners
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>>767572473
The difference being they had pretty good back stories for the green dude and the electric god, even if they were stupid.

This movie just insults everyone's intelligence.
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>>767572476
But it was a bad deed and it should be changed. There were like two people in the whole movie that wanted to help people and one of them was one the fence about it until the very end. He wasn't very popular, either, as demonstrated by the fact that a total stranger was able to convince half of the people in his nation to beat him with sticks. It jus so happened that at the end of the day, one of the only people who wasn't an asshole was better at punching people that everyone else.
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>>767572242
>>767572406
Are you both retarded, do you even understand what "build-up" is? It goes as a bold red line through the movie so even morons could eat that up.
Should they directly say "Import more shitskins whitey and let them fuck your daughters for welfare" from screen for you to realize what propaganda is?
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>>767572774
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I saw Black Panther with my family in theaters and everybody loved it. I hated it just because it was another boring, flavorless Marvel movie with black people slapped in there.
I thought it was an obvious and tasteless attempt at breaching the black demographic, but apparently it worked. It worked really well.

Every six months, a new Marvel movie debuts, and every six months, it's wildly successful. Marvel fatigue will never set in, it seems.
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just watched it. its like you watch african b class movie not a marvel movie. pure shit
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Didnt watch the movie but reading all this shit i got to a conclusion: fun movie some shitty cgi and holes on The story. Should give more explanations but no time, just look this fucking flying cars and some niggas fightin. Missed anything?
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>>767572707
>The difference being they had pretty good back stories for the green dude and the electric god

Bruce gets hit by gamma radiation, which should kill anyone, but instead turns into hulk

Thor is literally a made up God that can carry a hammer made of a neutron star

No
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Black Panther, like every other Marvel movie, is fucking terrible.
Transformers-tier, actually.

I fucking hate Christopher Nolan for singlehandedly destroying the live-action superhero genre with one great movie.
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>>767573050
Pretty much. The movie is a good flick to watch but liberals think it will destroy racism and racists will complain about every little thing about it
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>>767564567
It's a marvel movie, what do you expect?
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>>767565798
Ant Man was pretty fun though
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>>767572774
Oh sorry I forget that scared little racists like you exist. For now. You worried about America no longer being white in a few generations? Go make a new foil hat
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>>767572976
>white people bitching about black culture being too obvious as if they know anything about it other than their cracker ass outside experience
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>>767564567
All movies in the superhero genre are stupid. The amount of buzz about black panther is the equivalent of doting parents saying "oh, this is so good! I'm going to hang it right here on the refrigerator!"
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>>767573351
I wouldn't have cared about the whole conservation of mass thing if they didn't go out of their way to explain how it is supposed to work only to then ignore it completely.
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>>767573454
Joke's on you; I'm not white.
I'm just good at recognizing pandering when I see it.
This is the same thing as McDonald's setting up that website for black people. It's fucking dumb and kind of insulting.
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>>767573257
This.
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Get Out is literally the only good DUDE I'M BLACK LMAO movie there is. Prove me wrong.
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>>767573396
>scarred little racists
There nothing about racism, it is all about propaganda.
It was like that since the beginning of times, Disney drew cartoons with characters smoking like chimneys for Marlboro's & Lucky Strike's money, they drew cartoons about Donald Duck fighting Hitler to recruit more meat for uncle Sam and this industry will promote anything for shekels.

In 20-50 years this gen propaganda will be as obvious as smoking and war propaganda from old cartoons is obvious to us now.
But brainlets like you will still be in decline, because you are the target of this vomit they film and screen today, you are supposed to be that way.
Eat shit.
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>>767572473
This. Yeah the movie certainly isnt as good as some other Marvel movies but its quite good. However considering that your first argument was "They refer to white people as " colonizers " throughout the film" I really just wont bother answering the rest since you must be trolling.

WHAT FUCKING WHITE GUY GETS UPSET ABOUT THIS? Ive seen way to much bitching about this. We were colonizers and poking and joking about it is fucking fine. Dont sink so low so that you are at the level of idiots who say white people invented slavery.

Is the joke funny? Thats absolutely subjective and saying only idiots found it funny is even more idiotic. And no English isnt my first language so chill.
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>>767565798
>Why did Warmonger have them all burned instead of eating them himself?
So that no one else could challenge him after taking over the tribe.
Are you sure you're fit to raise a child?
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>>767573128
>one great movie

Which one do you refer to?
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>>767573128

Christopher Nolan =/= great movie
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>>767564567
I just saw it too. Loved it. I don't know how you could dislike it unless you're so anti sjw your head is basically up your ass. It was a fun movie with plenty of cool scenes. A slooth of talented actors. The villain and hero were Conan levels of ripped muscles. The actors did better than was necessary for a super hero film. CG wasn't great but it literally never has been in anything I've seen. Basically you have to be stupid to talk yourself into disliking this. Nobody is saying it's the next gone with the wind, but it's a solid flick.
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>>767574431
The Dark Knight.
It's a great superhero film because it's not solely focusing on the action alone but rather incorporating philosophical elements into its core. That's why it works so well.
Unfortunately it triggered a tsunami of "gritty" superhero films that just don't compete.
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>>767574034
Can’t wait til this generation dies off. Smoking commercials were obvious then. Someone opened your eyes and now you think everything is propaganda. Why do you think ad campaigns fail and millennials are killing everything? Young people have been filtering out propaganda and ads since adolescence. Only you old fucks and the dumb fall for that shit now
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>>767572277
And you're not understanding his point. They're still in the same universe. Or is the Earth not the same Earth the avengers inhabit. The same earth that Dr. Strange took place? I would call that a pretty magical fuckn universe. Autist.
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>>767574916
Ahhh no. You sir, are the idiot.
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>>767564567
Klaw isn't English he's South African.

Are all Americans this stupid?
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>>767574198
Exactly, this movie is basically weeding out the idiots. If you find something to cry about in this movie you're some sort of new sjw.
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>>767574034
And you are stupid enough to not recognize the same happening to you as long as it fits you bias and narrative. Funny jow easy spiteful cringelords are to control. Doesn't matter if you're a radical sjw, feminist or your average stale conservative.
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>>767575292
good retort le reddit xD cry more
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>>767575364
Religious conservatives were the original radical sjws.
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>>767574925
>you missed a little bit Nolan's cum on your chin there.

BP was strong 5/10 maybe a 6 at best. the pacing was a little off, lighting a little too over the top, and that fucking meme joke "what are those!" nearly made turn it off. it's not terrible but it certainly isn't deserving of the accolades it's being showered with.
also it's 'slew of' or 'slough of' if you're more of a purist.
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>>767575227
>hurr durr you're ruining my we wuz kangz movie, I better fail to make a point in a paragraph and call him an autist, that'll make me right!
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>>767564567
A superhero movie was cheesy and unbelievable???

Fuck me. This has never happened before in the history of like, ever.
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>>767565195
You're a triggered snowflake
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>>767566224
Das rite, Nigger
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>>767567256
I can't argue with this. Even in the comics he meets with a group of world dictators to put down a revolution.
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>>767574235
OPs replies have me questioning this too. I'm sorry for your child OP.
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>>767565195
Some /b/tards are always trying to ice skate uphill
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>>767575292
Anyone who says sir like that is an absolute fedora level shiteating cuckboi and I hope your mommy takes your tendies.
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>>767574925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpoB6-TCGWw

Yea, I would have have to argue that The Dark Night and The Watchmen were both really great. Man of Steele was really good to, but I cannot get anyone to watch it with me to convince them otherwise.

Logan and Batman VS Superman were were great but nobody likes those movies either. Im beginning to think most people don't like to watch movies where they have to think or get deep into. They just want flashing lights and explosions.

Remember when it all started with HULK, that movie was a literal breakthrough in CGI, trying to figure out how to have Hulks muscles actually move realistically. It was also really deep and psychological. But good luck finding any fans, literally everyone I know likes the gay Edward Norton Hulk movie more than the one before it.

Pisses me off.
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>>767577378
I agreed with you till you said you liked HULK.

That film is terrible and BvS was shit too. And everyone loves Logan what are you talking about you fuckbucket?
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>>767577378
https://youtu.be/qmG-UmiY0vQ

Nigga you think this film is GOOD?!
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>>767577494
Everyone Iv ever talked to told me that BvS and Logan was stupid. You know how many times I had to hear " wheres the rest of the X-MANS AT ? " from everybody.

It was sad, then they got all offended like " But Logan is good he's not supposed to kill people "

Fucking faggots never read a comic book in their life.
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>>767578061
You talked to only retardos
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>>767578169
^
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>>767577826
Are you being sarcastic? that was a great scene, what part didnt you like?
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>>767578342
100% of it. The stupid comic book cuts that look like somebody is streaming in the corner. The horrible death scene at 2mins in. The terrible green screen. The fucking awful acting.
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>>767578342
It's okay to be retarded anon
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>>767564567
I'm waiting for the movie to come to a pirate site near me. Not paying to watch shit.
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>>767578864
Don't tell him that, he'll keep doing it.
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>>767564567
>"Colonizers"
Yeah, that was pretty cringe. How long was Wakanda colonized for?
>bad CGI
Also pretty cringe. It's REALLY bad during the final fight.
>Backstory
Meh. Didn't need much that wasn't in Civil War.
>Warmonger's a badass.
He was driven by his father's death to become exactly that. He explicitly says so like four times, dumbass. Plus... D'uh! Have you never noticed a plot contrivance before?
>Warmonger knows about Wakanda
His father wrote all about it in a journal. It was in Warmonger's flashback when he gets the purple juice.
>Klaw knows about Wakanda
So? Also, he's South African. Hence the accent.
>Klaw's arm
It wasn't severed at the shoulder, dumbass.
>CGI water
Meh.
>Forest Whitaker made OP laugh
What, do you want a medal?
>Glass eye
That's the actor's glass eye. People have them. It's no big deal.
>Giant meteorite doesn't kill people
It happened before there were people to kill. Listen to the prologue, dumbass.
>vibranium something
That's not even a coherent sentence, let alone a valid complaint.
>Super intelligent race
They're not. Where do you get this shit from?
>Super human Wakandas
They're not. Where do you get this from?
>Black Panther outfit
Vibranium and movie magic. Duh.
>Anti-gravity
Vibranium and movie magic, duh.
>acting like ignorant jungle people
At this point, I'm beginning to doubt you actually watched the movie.
>cloaking device
Vibranium and movie magic. Duh.

Seriously: the science stuff is no worse than any other movie. Most new technologies depend on new materials, and many materials have a variety of uses. Material science is the future of technology, so it's at least somewhat plausible that an exotic metal could make all those technologies possible.
The reason you get accused of racism is because it's an intentionally black-centric movie, and your complaints about it are primarily made-up bullshit, instead of legitimate criticism. And there ARE legitimate criticisms to be made.
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>>767579108
Fmovies.se its in HD there.
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>>767579108
yesterday, m8.
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I didn't watch Black Panther because super hero movies are all cheezy and make no sense. A kid reading a comic book is different than a teen/ adult watching it acted out in the real world. The costumes look really stupid. Take batman for instance. He has little bat ears on his costume. Totally retarded. Kick Ass got it correct. The horrible cheez fest of real people wearing stupid shit and acting retarded is what it boils down to.
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Holy fuck the marvel apologists in this thread can fucking kill themselves. Dice your necks you retards.
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Legit criticism (I'm the anon with the big-ass rebuttal above):
The movie is 2:14 minutes, and still feels rushed, because we don't spend any real time establishing the characters near the beginning, or exploring them during the film.
How did W'Kabi go from being BFFs with T'Challa to hating him over one guy T'Challa failed to kill? We got a single throwaway line about how that guy killed W'Kabi's parents. Whom we never see. We never even see the bomb that killed them, just a blurry picture.
We never spent any real time examining the question at the heart of the story: Should Wakanda stay closed off, or open itself up to the world, and if so, how? We get about 10-15 lines of dialogue about it throughout the film, yet aside from the murder of N'Jadaka's father, it's the most important question of the whole film.
There were so many aspects of the film that got short-changed (even the central killing didn't show up until 2/3 of the way through, and was just thrown right at us) that it felt like a 45 minute student film at times.

The set design was a little uninspired: The CGI buildings were smart and well-done, but the African-American inspired artwork all over the place makes no sense. When were the Wakandans enslaved? How long were they an oppressed minority? Those facts played a huge role in the development of African-American art. Wakandan art would be VERY different. Buuut, it's African, so fuck it. Throw it in there. The intended audience is bound to have more African-Americans than actual Africans, anyways.

The CGI in the fight scene near the end, when they land on the tracks was just godawful. It looked like a video game cutscene.

The over-the-top fantasy elements. I'm down for an advanced society. I'm down with hovercraft. But why do they look SO different from real world technology? Why not ground the design a little bit?

There's more, but I'm not going to keep going.
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>>767580294
>wahhhhh stop liking things I don't like wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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OP, it was a superhero movie. That counters most of your criticisms.

I personally didn't like it cause it was filled with niggers, but that's something I can admit to myself.
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>>767564567
>For some reason Warmonger knows the ins and outs of all the Wakanda culture despite never having been there
His name is killmonger, and he is wakandan. Stopped reading there
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