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Yesterday, I got a really cute goth girl's number. What kind of date should I set up? Never been on a date before so I need all the advice I can get.
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suicide pact
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Proud of you, looking for mine.
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>>767563988
Checked.

What does she like? Why do virgins never ask that. You want that D in the P, you make it about her. Or sad cry wank, either works
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>>767563988
If her name is Franziska, leave her now
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>>767563988
picnic inna cemetery, or perhaps a mortuary
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Date? Lol. Just invite her to your house. Drink some beers. Talk or whatever gay shit. It will lead to sex sooner then if you were to go on a 'date' ew
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>>767564089
yeah it actually is, what a suprise
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>>767563988
take her to the local cemetery
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>>767563988
Don't do a date. Take her to a record store, look for some underground place where she can find some dark clothes and buy them some. Goth girls are always into music (not necessarily goth music) and clothing. The movies is also fine, horror movies especially. Most of them also love animals. That's my experience with my 7-year goth girlfriend.

But beware: they tend to cheat.
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>>767564064
Good luck to you. I hope you find one.

>>767564084
She is goth, is pretty edgy, listens to edgy music, and plays vidya.

>>767564089
It's not.

>>767564161
>>767564244
Maybe. Will the cemetery owners make a fuss over that though?

>>767564183
We are both still in community college and both live with our parents.
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>>767564268
Ty.

>But beware: they tend to cheat.
This girl is really socially awkward, so I'm not too concerned about that.
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>>767564280
sneaking in and around a cemetery just adds to the fun, the risk of getting caught too.
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>>767564366
I just need to not get arrested or anything. I'm transferring to a top 40 Uni in the fall and don't want to fuck that up.
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taking her to the cemtary is trying too hard. beers at your house is trying too little. Go out for coffee, Hang out, talk, and connect. you could go on a walk in the evening. you'd be surprised how romantic and nice stroll somewhere pretty can be. the important part to be relaxed and have a good time.
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I've been on dates with goth girls quite a few times. (2 dif girls).Listen what you need to do annon. It's simple.


>buy make up.

>Apply white foundation on your face so you look like an Adam's family member.

>Take her to a cemetery and bring a shovell with you.

>Give her a few minutes to comprehend how awesome you are and how good you look together.

>Find a grave that she likes and start digging it up.

>I_want_to_see_what's_in_there.mpeg

>Bring candles and a lighter.

>Arrange candles in the ground - around that said grave.

Perfmorm ceremony with her(to talk to the Lucifer) and joke about her being lucky she ain't a virgin.(would have been sacrifised)

If she laughs, loosen your bowtie up, adjust fedora,tip it and go in for the kiss.

Good luck, annon.

check my trips
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>>767563988
>What kind of date should I set up?
Trick her into opening her mouth and when she does, put your penis inside of her mouth.
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>>767564740
Going on an evening stroll sounds the most appealing.
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>>767564461
They would just ask you to leave. I've never actually had a problem
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>>767564757
rell
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Just be kind,caring and a good listener.. make a date around that and be dominant in bed later.
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>>767564757
rollan
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>>767564757
This sounds kind of edgy....
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>>767564929
>I've never actually had a problem

>Implying
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>>767564988
Hey, nice repeating digits.
>enjoy summer
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>>767564335
Do not take that warning lightly. Goth/tattooed girls have usually self-esteem/depression/anxiety troubles going on. It doesn't matter if they have two friends total, or if they don't like talking to people: if someone pays them enough attention, they might cheat on you.
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>>767565022
>>767564988

dose dubs desdified yo
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>>767564335
No dude they do. Being "socially awkward " or having "social anxiety" is part of their game. It's bullshit. Be careful.
My extensive experience with these chicks, all you need is a wink and a half cocked smile and their knees to the sky. Only 1 out of the 10 I've been with didn't already have a boyfriend. Just keep that in mind if thing's go further.
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>>767565022
>Implying
Implying what? I've never been bothered (by humans) when I'm kicking it at the local cemetery
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>>767565052
Hey back at ya, friend.
>Happy summer
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>>767563988
Go to a picturesque cemetery. Wander. Bring some wine. Pour some out near a grave. Drink, Make out.
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Any tips on meeting goth girls?
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>>767565097
How about spirits..? Did you ever have any encounter with a 'ghost'?
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>>767564757
Underated advice.
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>>767564757
Thanks man. That's what I'll do.

>check my trips tho
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>>767565299
kewl dubs homes.
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>>767565373
thanks cous
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Don't sweat it, fam.

>>767565393
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>>767563988
Keep it light, fun and simple. Like a gallery opening or a show at a museum. Maybe go for coffee afterwards.
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>>767564956

Have you ever wondered what would happen if one of these autists actually took advice like this? I imagine it would go something like this:

>Autist shows up with bunch of flowers and is over the top kind, opening doors, pulling out chairs, asking tons of questions about her and ending up turning the date into a KGB interrogation.

>Girl thinks he's rich after he's just spent like 1k (his entire savings) on a date and gifts for her, decides to fuck him because money makes her wet

>Autist tries to act dominant in bed, but he is virgin and decides to just copy porn.

>Autist drags girl into bedroom by hair and proceeds to fuck her facial abuse style and saying all kinds of horrible shit

>girl is traumatized and files rape report

>Autist comes back here and makes post "REEEEEEE!!! DAMN BITCHES!!! REGRET =/= RAPE!!!!! MGTOW!!!!!"
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>>767565196

Start a band. Srsly. Don't worry if you can't play, just learn how to play power chords or if you're totally shit play bass.

You could seriously learn to play most shitty Nirvana songs in a week. A month if you totally suck. Goth chicks dig Nirvana.
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What type of goth is she?
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>>767564161
momsenposting?
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>>767563988
Go to the local blood bank
Give/take some blood
Go to sites where people committed suicide and play chemical romance
Take her chocker shopping
And cry alot
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>>767566014
The fat kind
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>>767566122

Dubs of truth
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>>767564740
Best advice to take goths out.
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>>767566322
dubs of truth of truth
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>>767567383
you are a fucking retard.
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>>767564757
Kek
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>>767565891
>Goth chicks dig Nirvana
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>767567435
No, I myself am a goth and have dated several. Many don't want all the "spoopy wyrd" shit guys try to pull. But many do like coffee, including mine. Humanizing them and interacting while appealing to their actual interests (coffee) will give you a better connection.
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