I don't want to go to college... fuck... why can't
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I don't want to go to college... fuck... why can't I be like those big YouTubers that dropped out of college and are millionaires now... I don't want to live this mundane wage slave life. Only I can save myself through YouTube. Nobody will understand
They hayday of Youtube is pretty much over. Even the guys who have millions of followers are starting to lose subscribers and their ad revenue is going down. Another 2-3 years and the idea of a Youtube "career" will be fantasy
>>767556479
But my first video got 800 views and I already got 100 subs
>>767556596
And how much money did that earn you? $0.001?
Yes that picture is correct. 681,104 views at an insanely high click through rate of 1to4 (its usually a lot closer to 1to15) earned him $10.02
>>767556479
This.
My wife makes way way more money in Instagram than she ever would making Youtube videos and it takes her 1/4 the time to do it
And we get free shit all the time. Im actually breaking in our new BBQ grill this weekend that we got for free :)
>>767556896
What? Then how are big YouTubers like Logan Paul and RiceGum so rich?
>>767556961
Post her instagram
>>767556989
They came from rich families
>>767556479
>>767556961
>only 2 ips were in the thread
>this fag literally replied to himself
lmao
>>767556989
Sell merch dude
>>767556989
hundreds of millions of views spread out across years gives them a good base. But most of their money ends up coming from paid sponsorship and paid product placements.
I would also assume they arent nearly as rich as they appear to be
>>767557008
Yea no. I am not getting my wifes Insta raided by /b/ lol
>>767557042
No they didn't. They started from nothing
>>767557122
Oh you're full of shit, that makes sense
inb4 "it's totally true i just have my reasons leave me alone!"
>>76755712
Probably a kissless virgin
>>767557042
You don't know shit
>>767557174
How is it unbelievable that you make money on instagram? You do know that the majority of instagram reviewers are also selling the products they review and get those products to review for free right?
>>767557090
And in the case of Paul, he and his brother also own a clothing company
>>767557559
The unbelievable part isn't that someone makes money off instagram the unbelievable part is that you're married to someone who does
>>767556989
Merch sales.
>>767556303
>I don't want to go to college
Get a job, then, you lazy motherfucker.
Not even memeing - working for few years really put things in perspective and will help you mentally.
>>767560029
Go fuck yourself faggot. I don't want to be a wage slave like you
>>767556303
Youtube is not the only platform to create wealth out there. Learn to sell and you can literally just create your own work selling other companies' products. That's what I do.
>>767560161
Good luck with your "career" as internet "celebrity", you filth.
>>767560334
Good luck sucking your cranky boss's cock you filthy slut
>>767560334
Stupid wage slave
>>767556303
https://youtu.be/BEfL0ih33Gs
>>767556303
Don't fall for the normie meme, I've been at the same dead end shitty soul-sucking job for 6 years. Life is a complete blur as I waste 9 hours a day serving ungrateful faggots and the only pleasure in life for me is watching my bank account go up by a mere $2k per month. Go NEET or die trying to get rich, it's better than this depressing life.
>>767556303
You're absolutely going to fail if you want an easy way to make money and the best you can come up with is following the footsteps of mediocre "famous" people
>>767561259
Dude, go work somewhere other than fast food. Other than CNA work, fast food is the worst fucking job for your sanity. Hit up a packaging facility or factory. You don't have to deal with customers, the pay is better and you dont have erratic schedules. Fuck, my wife and i work for a place on the same shift that runs 4 ten hour shifts a week and we both make 14.50 an hour, which in our county, places us in the top 25% of earners (plus we have better than floor-worker positions). We have a nice place in town with 25 years left on our mortgage and walk to work on all but the worst weather.
>>767561259
Thank you so much. You will be in my memories and I will never forget you. You have inspired me and my friend. Thank you
>>767561576
Come on man, don't delude yourself. Sure there's some wage or salaried work that people genuinely enjoy, but that's only because they have good vision for the future and truly know their passions, so their work and their hobby become the same things. These sorts of tasks are monotonous and make us out to be robots instead of human beings. I can't wait for all this worthless shit to be automated.
>>767561259
You are a legend
just fucking sell drugs anon ;)
>>767562036
No. YouTube is perfect for me cuz it's fun and makes money
Get rich or die trying
>>767562059
jewtube is more work than it's worth tbh. have you seen the stats? unless you can come up with content that goes somewhat viral or connect with other youtubers who are already established and have them shout you out every so often, you aren't gonna make it without a good plan anyway my man. most people aren't breaking 1 million views per month (avg needed to be on par with a full time job). but I guess if you can make even $300 a month you can skip like 3 days at work. kek. It's possible but it's not likely.
>>767556303
youtube in 2018? you know what pewdiepie said that he makes more money selling his hat than he is making with his youtube ad revenue this month despite uploading daily. youtube is deader than ever everyone is quitting. Maybe try becoming a twitch streamer?
>>767561259
rofl that face
>>767561826
Hey, its better than flipping burgers for shits that bitch at you when you put ketchup on the 400th burger of the day accidentally. Yes its monotonous, but its something.
Trust me, I would rather not work, but that's not how life works. With a steady and set schedule, I retain time for life outside of work, I am content with my work while there and dont hate every second of it. These combine to let me have a decently happy life.
>>767560161
If you didn't inherit wealth, you're either poor or working on your career
Poorfag probably hasn't had a vacation in years
bum ass bitch suck a dick retard you think life is that easy?
>>767562059
The equivalent of failing hollywood actors working fast food and sucking dick because their "dream" wasn't panning out
>>767562980
yea, but so what? the problem with being poor is it's not so simple to just pull yourself up by the bootstraps and "earn" money like everyone else when you're barely getting by on 2 jobs as is. it's a hole you can't get out of because you don't have the time or the means to get out of it. i would love to go back to college to get a degree that's in demand today, but there's absolutely not enough time for me to finish a 4 year degree. if there were some way i could free up more time, i could do it, and the only real way to do that is with a bit more money.
>>767563296
You only have yourself to blame for not getting on a career track earlier.
There's still time don't give in yet. If you dedicate you will eventually get a better paying position. Work fulltime and take nightschool classes. Go drive truck if you have to. Move somewhere cheap to live. Live within your means. Stop buying weed and other shit you don't need
>>767556303
Travel festivals selling drugs.. A close buddy of mine estimated he made $200,000 one summer.
>>767561259
This.
>>767563095
It is that easy for many people.
>>767563095
If you're white.