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seriously, anyone who joins the military is a complete fucking retard

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seriously, anyone who joins the military is a complete fucking retard
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>>767555342
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>>767555485
nice try fucko but i ain't no foreigner
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Hey look, another edgelord.
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>>767555342
agreed
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>>767555342
edgy cringe
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>I don't want to die mommy!
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>>767555342
fun fact : you live die whatever you do in life.
Why would'nt you die protecting your country ?
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>>767555342
I don't know, I enjoy making 100k+, and only getting shot at once in the last 14 years.
They're dead and I'm not :^)
I have an awesome asian wife, and no, I don't deploy anymore since we started our life together.
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>>767556609
There are so many answers to that question.
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>>767555342
Who wouldn't want to serve with this cutie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE
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>>767556609
>Why would'nt you die protecting jewish interests ?
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>>767556668

and that's the answer you gave...
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>>767556775

>tfw illiterate and brain interprets United States of America as Israel
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Have the fucking time of your life.
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They're always hiring, combat positions are a small portion of the service and the chances of seeing danger are actually very low. The benefits are amazing, the societal perception of you is boosted, and there are a lot of great life skills it can teach you. Also, it is a way to drag out young adult adolescence a bit longer while learning useful trade skills. There are some issues with fairness and personal conduct that can be prohibitive, and the living conditions can be a bit challenging to negotiate, but it is a very solid institution to matriculate through and while not for everyone, offers a good path to success later in life if you can hack it and not get stuck with a combat deploy.
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>>767556938
Take a look at your mutilated dick and post that again.
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>>767555485
Kek
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>>767555342
I can't wait until op gets to chop his dick off to avoid the draft
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>>767557305
Dishonor on famouree
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>>767556609
>you live die whatever you do
Not exactly refuting the "complete fucking retard" thesis there, bucko.
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Yeeeah nah fuck that. My cousin got PTSD from a IED exoloding next to his convoy. Now the VA fucks him over every chamce they get. No guns for him either. So I can go steal some bum ass countries oil, or their poppy plants, or kill their government when its literally 0 threat to the united states. Were in 150 countries for no fucking reason bring thr soldiers home put them on border patrol.
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>>767555342
>implying the military wasn't always a retard disposal facility
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>>767558006

>invest trillions of dollars in a retard disposal facility disguised as military

>leave 90% of retards free not even join

Stupid fucking plan that doesn't work. I'm sure you designed it.
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Many people join the military to just to kill people legally.
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>>767555342
usa is an aggressive country, they need wars in order to legally kill people
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>>767555342
Right, that’s the point. Send the retards to die
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>>767555342
Agreed, but then I'm a 30 year old unemployed loser living with his mother and browsing 4chan in the middle of the day, so what do I know?
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>>767556736
Women have no business in the military. Only whores and dykes join the military. What's she trying to prove?
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>>767559360
Thats alex ketchum, she has a dick.
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>>767556609
>protecting your country
Since the wide spread usage of internet the concept of country has very little value.
Why would anyone agree to fight their meme buddies just because the jews need more resources?
If you just want to keep peace and order, join the police force.
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>>767555342
That's funny because most branches require you to be smart to join.
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>>767555342
Retard here. joined U.S. military, got trained, deployed to combat. Now in National Guard about to retire, get paid $100K+ per year for skills learned in the military... yep, so retarded.
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>>767555342
but syrians drop sick loot tho. it would be moronic not to join the military
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>>767559782
yeah, I also know a dealer who is making 100K a month, so retarded...
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>>767555342
and miss the chance to kill people legally ? Fuck that !
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>>767555342
I agree OP. War is a business, and anyone fighting in it is fighting for powerful business interests, under the guise of defending freedom/their country.
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>>767559649
>little value
checks and balances
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Why the fuck would anyone "die protecting their country"? More like "die protecting your governments interests". I wouldn't die for anyone, and you shouldn't either.
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>>767556609
>Why would'nt you die protecting your country ?
>protecting your country
>country
KEK
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>>767555342
You don't say. People who want to die for Israel are complete retards.
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>>767557888
>PTSD
That isn't a real thing.
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>>767560134
thats cool.... eventually dealer will get busted, or killed... I wont
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>>767560703
ptsd is a real thing. i have seen, amd lived it first hand. I would never claim disability for it through the va though, i love my guns too much
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>>767556647
This. If you're not a mouth breathing ground pounder you're at a comfy desk making bank and you have hype benefits. Quartermaster ftw.
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>>767558190
Kek, shut him up.
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>>767560778
That dealer has done more to improve the happiness of his community than you would in a thousand years of playing soldier.
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>>767560128
Lenin cloth though? Not even fucking wool.
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>>767561074
Truth
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>>767560703
Says the little bitch who's never lived through any tough shit.
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>>767561813
Says the little bitch who couldn't handle a little tough shit without feigning a pretend mental disorder for gibs. Soldiers are trash.
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>>767561813
I'll bet you're one of those former military trash who put up signs discouraging fireworks on the 4th of July.
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>>767561074
I would call the cops on his ass in my community
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>>767562847
yeah, you are already happy with the illegal inmigrants who works like slaves for your community
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>>767561074
Also, tell that to folks that have been robbed so his "customers" can get money to buy his drugs.... im sure that is a good thing as well right?
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>>767563010
Nah, just the ones picking the fruits and veggies I like to eat
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>>767561813
I dont know why we are feeding these little troll faggots in a damn bait thread.
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>>767556609
>Why would'nt you die protecting your country ?
how are you protecting your country in Somalia? Sudan? Kosovo? Iraq? Libya? Ukraine? Syria?
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>>767555342
Someone has to kill the sandniggers, you little bitch.
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>>767563198
Yes, protecting the interests of this country and its allies (business partners)
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>>767555342
But lucky you, some people do.
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>>767563205
>sandniggers
as much as I hate war
Sandniggers are a fucking parasite rapists

I'm torn
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Military service IMO is a good last resort if you've been a fuck up in your youth, it can straighten a lot of people out. As far as a first choice career path, it is absolutely retarded.
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>>767555342
Agreed. Fuck being Jewish canon fodder.
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>>767563325
yeah, everybody lives from their petroleum... who is the real parasite?
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>>767557246
Only person who actually knows anything in this thread.
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>>767563272
So protecting business interests of global corporations
How does it trickle down to the average citizen?
Why should I DIE for a corporation that holds no allegiance to me? Why should I die for global corporations business partners?

WHY SHOULD I DIE FOR THEM???
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>>767563421
Not true. We barely use any oil from the middle east in north america.
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>>767563347
Pretty much this. The bad part is that the young fuckups don't always or even usually become well adjusted and productive members of society. They end up the same trash they were before only now they feel entitled because "I servved hurt durr."
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>>767563077
Nice fantasy faggot.
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>>767563528
SO MUCH THIS
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>>767563449
Tax revenue you plebeian. Who the fuck do you think pays for all the shit around you? Corporate income and payroll tax + income tax from wages paid to people who are mostly employed by these companies
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>>767563630
Corporate taxes are the lowest that they've been in a generation. The biggest tax burden lies with the middle class.
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>>767563737
And where does the middle class get their money?
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>>767563906
>go die for globalist kikes so they can give you some meager table scraps which they promptly collect back a portion of
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>>767563906
So we should be willing to die for corporate interests so that we can have the privilege of paying the largest portion of taxes while these corporation enjoy low taxes and historic profits? You sound dumb enough to be a Marine I'm sure you'll do well in the military.
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>>767563513
learn something boy, if the arabs sell their petrolium in euros, the dollar will disapear... you depend on them since the 70s
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>>767563630
>tax revenue
FUCKING KEK!!!

GO JOIN UP AND DIE THEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>767564030
Why dont you buy some stock and enjoy some of these profits like a smart person, instead of whining about "The corporations" lol, Let me guess, you aint got the scratch. Thats why you are mad, you feel left out.
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>>767564114
I would never join the military. I was just responding to someones misinformed ravings.
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>>767564124
>Special pleading
Smoke a cock, fag enabler
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>>767564124
Interesting that your only defense of your moronic position is to call the other guy poor.
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>>767556609
'protecting' on the other side of the fucking planet, isn't that called an attack, oh wait Clinton... Hmmmmmmm
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>>767564253
We must protect the interests of our market economy at all costs. Im shocked that this is so hard to understand.
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>>767564428
The economy is what makes everything else possible. Without it, we will be like some eastern bloc shit hole only worse, because there are niggers here.
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>>767558916
Oh look. Half a leg and half a brain.
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>>767559659
>require you to be smart
Oh man. All those losers from HS were real geniuses. I just remember a few of them telling me, "You might be smart but you don't have street smarts". So true. I wish I was "street smart" so I didn't accidentally upset those violent white trash thugs with my big words all the time.
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>>767559782
>bragging about $100K+ per year
Cute.
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>>767565136

He says, mockingly, as he checks to see if his disability check for the month has rolled in.

Seriously, anybody who scoffs at $100k/year has ZERO concept of money.
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>>767556609
bet you're 10
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>>767565335
100K is nothing to sneeze at, thats a very comfortable living in most of the coutnry but its not what it used to be. Thats about what you should make at a mid level job, IMO.

Im sure that guy >>767565136
is a hedge fund manager making 100 mil a year. lol
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Agreed!
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>>767565335
Never been on disability and rarely check on my checking in the instances to move excess over to Vanguard.

I make over triple that and you're right, I have little concept of money anymore. I just hand my credit card over at stores and restaurants without even bothering to look at what they're charging me.

To my main point. Anyone who thinks making more money means you're smart is oblivious. All my peers that make what I do contain some real dumb asses. They're either very good at one specific thing or have the personality to make that kind of money. I'm an exception though and all of my peers come to me for advice on a wide range of topics.
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>>767565586
I make 75, and I feel poor where I live.
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>>767555485
>>767555485
>>767555485
>>767555485
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>>767565667
Sure, sure. lol Why dont you log back into wow.
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Nice LARP bro, it's important that YOU buy into the story too.
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>>767565766
I mean, if you want to keep inflating your ego that $100k/y makes you smart, feel free. You're still pathetic.
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>>767565992
I'm not soldier boy who posted that shit, but I do think a person could do alot worse with no education or connections than leveraging military service into a relatively comfortable living.
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>>767566119
Like I said before. You can be retarded and still make a decent living. I know plenty of people like that.
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>>767555342
>seriously, anyone who joins the military is a complete fucking retard

>Sitting in my 3 br apartment
>Getting payed to go to school
> Literally trained to survive which is bigger than most neckbeards can say past highschool

Idk weak bait made me lol
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>>767555342
Captain Obvious
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>>767566304
Not sure where that doesn't make you retarded?
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>>767555485
are you Patrick Zauchenmann Oshimytsu Gonzalez?
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I respect people who want to join the army to defend the country an all, but I wouldn't join, I don't want to die
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>>767566304
>which is bigger
lol what a retard
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>>767566435
Not sure what makes me look retarded I'm in a better situation than all my friends from highschool. Maybe your inherited situation is nicer than mine but I'm content. The military is a good option for people who don't get shit handed to them.
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>>767560703
nice troll ill remember that while im making 3k a month from the va and another 1500 from ssdi and all i do is sit around now and smoke weed an d jack off
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>>767566550
Ok, we get it.
Military hate threads are gold for russlin jimmies because people that have been in the military are ez to rustle. They have a complex because that no body (whos not in the military) really gives a rats ass. Enjoy your productive day.
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>>767566638
>I'm in a better situation than all my friends from highschool
The average person is retarded. Half of the population is less intelligent than the average person. Comparing your life to your retarded highschoolers is retarded yo.

You effectively signed away your right to life for being content. If you weren't retarded you could have made something of yourself without tax payer money (getting shit handed to you). The only thing that was ever handed to me was a free ride to school because I put in a little work on some applications.
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>>767566989
>Only thing handed to me was my $100,000 Education

My neighbor through my thin government funded walls just gave me shit for laughing so hard.
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>>767567429
An associates at a community college doesn't cost $100k. I didn't even finish, because I wasn't learning anything. I did in fact have a partial to MIT and OSU, but I got some whore pregnant in HS and for some reason stayed around to raise it.
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>>767567661
That's why I joined anon man up you should look into the benefits the natural way with a recruiter instead of shit posting boot.
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>>767568245

>Makes over $300k/y
>Joins service to sign life away

Where do I sign?
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>>767568414
>Associates degree from community college
>300k a year

My neighbors going to kill me hahah I don't even care I know he's a section 8 actual leech.
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>>767555342
this and why does america have the urge to act as world police though nobody wants it
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Just swore into the US Air Force for a six year contract last week.
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>>767568665
Why not? Why would others opinions matter to the greatest country in the world?
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>>767568577
300k would imply that I do more than take salary off of a job that requires a degree (or at least as far as I know). Also, I don't even have the associates degree. Didn't need it. Already learned Computer Science on my own in HS.
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A few years ago I met a sniper from the UK army who was able to retire at 40 because of his outstanding service record. Really nice chap.
I regret at least not having a go at basic training - would've been great for self-discipline.
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>>767568779
it is so enjoyable to watch your society crumble during my lifetime
-you fucked up yourselves, if you don't understand it

we europeans can deal with refugees and turmoils, but thank god you amurricans will perish
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>>767565586
>about what you should make at a mid level job

Are you actually fucking retarded? Or just underaged? You clearly have no concept of money
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>>767567429
But you were just bragging about how your schooling was getting paid for....no?
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Democrats, commies...bunch of drugged up
hippies who die young with their rotten brains..
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>>767555342
True.
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>>767556609
Because there are more important thing to live for?
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>>767555485
>>767555485
>>767555485
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>>767570523
I fought for it and saw friends die. You were born with it. I don't feel bad for a second taking advantage of the benefits that bought my decision.
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>>767566304

>Accepting your welfare queen

You probably drive a Camaro, on your 2nd wife so she gets those welfarebucks
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Fun to watch Zeropeans without any armies to speak off, getting taken over by a nation of muslim sewer rats and retard idiots...
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>>767556421
More like
>I don't want to waste my limited years on pointless violence and possibly shorten my lifespan
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>>767566989
>The only thing that was ever handed to me was a free ride to school because I put in a little work on some applications.
Please, calm down. Daddy paying for your computer science degree (that you're still working on) isn't "little work on some applications".

No, you're not going to get 200k straight out of college, sorry to break the news to you.

I never understood why 19 year olds think they know so much about the world.

Fun fact: For most jobs, a veteran with an associates degree will have a better chance at employment than some entitled brat that went to the local state college on dad's credit card and his resume consists of 2 months at Taco Bell and a degree.
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Fun to watch Zeropeans without any armies to speak off, getting taken over by a nation of muslim sewer rats and retard idiots...
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>>767555342
>seriously, anyone who joins the military is a complete fucking retard
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See how Americans treat the muslim vermin!
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>>767571397
Actually veterans have staggeringly lower rates of employment and are often chosen at lower rates then peers with similar resumes. I can provide a source if you’re too lazy to find one yourself.
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>>767564068
So much this! Muammar was considering dropping the dollar (which made complete sense from Libya's POV and self interests). Muammar now deceased....
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>>767568736
>respect
Also moar!
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>>767565702
Making 75k nowadays is slightly above living paycheck to paycheck with inflation. Fucking nuts
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>>767572469
Depends on where you live.
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>>767570352
Nah, Im a 30 year old man who only makes 75k a year. But I own my own company so I have the chance to make alot more. 100k-150k is what technical salesman/engineers branch managers etc make in my business.
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>>767572748
I consider those mid level jobs. Upper level jobs would be executive managment, they start at like 150k in my business can make millions if they make it to being ceo of one of the big public companies, like MRC global or DNOW.
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>>767555342
Its fucking fun shooting sandniggers tho so its worth.
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>>767572469
What the hell? I know people who provide for families on a 30k yearly budget. THAT is paycheck to paycheck. Unless you’re living somewhere where you are paying out the ass for an apartment there is no way this is true
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>>767572576
True
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>>767555342
I'm getting paid to look at memes, there's free food, healthcare and college
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>>767555834
Fucko? Are you some spic who can't English or something
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>>767573694
This, OP is just a jaded faggot. Navy fag for life.
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>>767572840
You have a bad grasp of statistics. Or just a terrible way of defining your scale. There are so few people that actually work what you consider ‘upper-level’ jobs that you cannot possibly use their data as the max.

Think if you had 99 random numbers from 1-10, and then had a single 100. The average of the first 99 is going to be around 5, a reasonable mid-level, where as the 1% that is a MASSIVE deviation is treated as an anomaly.
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>>767555342
As long as it's only Americans dying them I'm fine with it.
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>>767573987
>FUCK YOU FOR BEING BORN IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
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>>767573545
30k is borderline poverty. 75k doesnt go far is some cities. Like mine
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>>767573545
Property taxes on my house(172k last apprasial, not some mansion) 5k a year alone. Since I am a small business owner, I pay 100% of healthcare cost for myself, wife and baby. 1100/month. 500/month in car payments and insurance. utilities + internet prob 400 a month. it goes fast man.
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>>767574057
Yes, that is the point I’m trying to make. Saying that you’re living ‘paycheck to paycheck’ on a 75k budget is laughably privileged, and I hate that word
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>>767560367
hear, hear.
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>>767574226
I live in the richest city in texas, one of the richest in the country, im a pauper here.
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>>767574096
So that comes out to about 30k spent yearly on the necessities. What about the other 45k? I don’t think you’re spending it all on food now
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>>767574564
So don’t you think that living in one of the richest cities in the country might have a bit of an influence on your idea of how far money goes?
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>>767555342
those caskets..
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>>767556775
>jewish interests
Yet here you are on this site.
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>>767574096
This guy gets it. I have a house, car and a kid. Boom. Paycheck is gone. Yes I can do more than someone who makes 30k but "balling" with 75k is not what it used to be. The privelege thing is comedy. I work
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>>767574610
Did you add 9600 a year for the non tax part of my mortgage? Remember 75 gross is like 4.7k a month net.
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>>767574961
>Yet here you are on this site.
and the award for weekens argument of the weeks goes to!... what is your name son?
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>>767555342
Get some balls and die like a man (you liberal)
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>>767575027
>weekens
Well, at least you're retarded. Explains why you lose every argument you get into.
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>>767555342

It's a job.

It's just like any other job.

Except that your health and your life are considered expendable assets.
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>>767574770
Nah, I've only lived here 2 years. im from an average suburb.
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>>767575105
the only person who directly goes for the grammar mistake is the person who has no arguments. congratz you lost again. what will this idiot say next? stay with us and find out!
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>>767575012
Alright it comes to about 40k. What about the other 35k? Is that all going towards food?
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>>767575027
>weekens argument of the weeks
Hard to type with all that spaghetti on your fingers soyboy?
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>>767575199
>>767575105

What are you guys trying to prove?
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>>767575229
if i wanted a cumback i would have asked you mother last night kid.
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>>767575199
You already lost the argument, son.
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>>767557265
damn u right
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>>767575270
iam not trying to prove anything this idiot is proving my point for me :D
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>>767575340
>>767575289
>>767575270
>>767575229
>>767575199
>>767575105
>>767575027
Samefagging like wow
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>>767555834
do you even know what foreigner means faggot
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>>767575374
Ask me how I’m 100% certain you are 15 or younger
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>>767575374
Who are you talking to?
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>>767575340
ohhh declaring he won by saying that the other person lost. and we thought he couldn't get any more stupid! but he proved us wrong didn't he?
if you want to know what he says next? stay with us and find out!
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>>767575451
15 years and younger. so now going for the iam a kid defence? what will he pull up next? watch and find out!
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>>767555342
or just depressed
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>>767555342
>>767575460
Sure is summer in here
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>>767558916
untuck your leg from behind you back you fraud
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>>767575421
and how does it feel to be this wrong?
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>>767555342
>I found who was behind
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>>767575513
>he
You think everyone is the same person, truth is you're just wrong and can't accept it.
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>>767575201
Well, about 20k goes to taxes first of all.
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>>767563513
That’s technically correct but the petro dollars those countries rake in come right back to the US in the form of arms sales
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>>767575601
What's your point? You can just edit site elements with any browser. You're a sad lonely edgelord, son
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>>767555834
Then you’re a hipster, which is just as bad.
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>>767575690
ooh telling me iam showing weakness and saying iam butthurt and that i should grow up! that is 5/6 of the lamest defences used online already used. lets see if he can get to the 6th. just 1 weak defence left. what will he pick next? find out after this break!
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>>767555342
You realize that 90% won't ever be in any kind of combat situation right?
And that you can join and do anything from being someone that prepares food to deliver mail.
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>>767566550
thanks, this was one of the best pics in 2018
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>>767575816
edge lord... no sorry not the 6th we where looking for. try again !
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I thank God for them every day.
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>>767571780
go ahead, sauce me.
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>>767575782
So now thats 15k for the year for everything else. food, gas, preschool, doctors vists for the baby, so basically I live like someone who lives at home making 10 bucks an hour.
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>>767575448
duuyuu unstand life
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>>767575842
Well, OP is stupid enough that he'd probably fail at most of that 90% of things and end up working the mess hall, or as a low level MP, because that's exactly where most of the fuckup failures end up.
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I did 3 years, one tour to Afghanistan. I was in 5 explosions, never died, still have my pretty face, and I'm paid big neetbux for the rest of my life. Honestly it's worth it, but stay mad. I'm gonna go spend my Jewish shill money on steak and titties, nice bait tho
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>>767555342
this thread again
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>>767576081
>big neetbux
we must have a different definition of big my friend.
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>>767575968
But someone who is making $10 an hour could NEVER make a 75k yearly pull. Now tell me, Mr. Paycheck-to-Paycheck, what’s the actual difference? How could you possibly be living such an equivalent life to someone who is making half of the income as you?
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>>767576081
Nice! I did 13, 2 iqaq and 2 to the Stan, special duty in Honduras and North Africa... never been. Shot, seen a lot of too close explosions, getting paid, and I got my education! They can stay mad! Haha
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and we are back! and the correct answer we where searching for was!


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


thank you for playing. see you all next week!
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>>767576198
1800 Vs
2700 gi bill
1300 voc rehab
And 1100 ssdi. I'm not rich but for waking up, it's not a terrible salary
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>>767576335
I'll drink to that my dude
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>>767576392
2700 gi bill... Hawaii?
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>>767576492
Fuck no. University of Phoenix lol
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>>767576212
I own property thats the main difference.Plus if I dont put 500$ a month in my brokerage account, Im upset.
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>>767576392
Yea, not all of that shit lasts for ever.
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>>767576212
As far as spending money goes, Im right there with what I had to spend when I made 10 bucks an hour and lived in my parents basement.
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>>767576392
How much of this is cash you actually get? not like paying for your worthless degree at u of phoenix lol?
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>>767555342
True. Unless they joined only to get their fill on killing people.
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>>767576603
Ahh alright now, it seems that suddenly 75k a year can do a hell of a lot more than ‘paycheck-to-paycheck’.

I’m gonna hate myself for saying this, but seriously check your privilege. You have such a distorted view of money that it is almost offensive
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>>767576816
Being mentally unstable enough to lust for blood is worse than being a retard though, so they kinda are retarded.
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>>767555342
I'd rather be in the military for 4 years and be in the same position as someone graduating college BUT not being in tens to hundreds of thousands of debt, actually having money and not relying on my parents, and still being able to get a job faster and easier
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>>767576881

The people I do business with are making 150k on the low end, the guy I buy the shit I sell from is worth 100mil He was actually here this week and stayed with my family for one night while he was at the OTC trade show. dude walks aroun with like 20 grand in 100's as his "traveling money" Maybe we live in different worlds. Im a pauper in a world of princes.Dudes are like yea, my adwords monthly budget is 100k, blah blah.
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>>767576881
Trust me, that is pay check to pay check. I cant invest shit.
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>>767577325
Yes, that is my point! You have no concept of how money works for 99% of the population, yet you’re out here making claims like ‘you can barely survive on 75k’. Maybe try spending some time thinking about people outside your immediate worldview once in a while
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>>767555342
absolutely true
/thread
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>>767577414
Except the $500 a month you’re investing
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>>767555485
The kids getting beaten up by the local thug arent jealous of the thug, they just hate him and are glad he was molested.
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>>767577414
How much shit are you buying god damn
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>>767577635
just how we are glad that soldier die of shore.
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>>767577481
I absoutely understand how it works. Im a working class person, I was making 1,000 after tax a month commission only as a salesman like 3 years ago. I just aspire to more, apparently thats a crime.
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>>767577924
No it’s not. There’s nothing wrong with making a lot of money. But you have to realize that you sound like a massive cunt trying to claim that you’re ‘living paycheck to paycheck’ when you’re making literally double the amount of those who ACTUALLY ARE LIVING LIKE THAT
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>>767578069
Do the math. That is paycheck to paycheck, there are people that make 200k a year living paycheck to paycheck. Higher payments, private schools for thier kids etc.
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>>767578069
Am i struggling, maybe not in the sense that you are thinking of, but I am struggling to get to the next level, just like I suspect you are.
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>>767578585
Yeah, we’re all working hard. I don’t live paycheck to paycheck, I live very comfortably. But I grew up in a household that did and I have been exposed to it my entire life, lots of people I knew were in the same position. ‘Paycheck-to-paycheck’ means “fuck, I literally have to skip this meal because I can only afford 1 more until my next check”. You have to make sacrifice and occasionally go without the necessities. To claim you’re living a lifestyle even remotely close to that in a 75k budget is just disgusting.
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Anyone else fucking hate this "HURR DURR WE'RE LETTING YOU BE FREE!!" No you fucking aren't. The last war where shit could've gone seriously bad for the USA was World War II. Vietnam and Korea had nothing to do with us, the gulf war had nothing to do with us, the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and probably Syria soon have nothing to do with us. You're not protecting our rights, you're protecting our foreign interests.
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>>767578880
We just have different definitions of that term then I guess. What you are talking about, I define as poverty. Which I have also lived in. Ramen for every meal, running out of gas 2 miles from work and running the rest of the way, so please dont assume that I dont know how that is.
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>>767579257
>Buying so much useless shit you use up all 75k in a year
Fucking disgusting
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>>767555485
>implying OP is talking exclusively about the US military
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>>767579385
Meh, think what you want. I hope one day I will be able to spend a really disgusting amount of cash.
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>>767579257
If that’s your definition of poverty, then what is homelessness? Super-poverty?
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>>767555342
How is he wrong? You think you're fighting for freedom while it's just for oil and Isreal.
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>>767558210
Over 90% are in non combat roles. Try again retard.
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>>767579708
Destitute, not a pot to piss in.
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>>767555342
/thread
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>>767579708
My definition of poverty is you have a roof over your head, but have to go without on a regular basis. Destitute is homeless/crashing on some bodys couch etc.
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>>767555342
It's common knowledge.
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>>767555342
>Yawn
>Everyone who joins the US military is the exact same, and performs the exact same job

Go see how many legos you can hide in your foreskin, faggot
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>>767580609
This is based on north america/european standards. I am aware there is extreme deprivation all over the world. Which is why if I ever do make huge money, (unlikely) I will give it to people that genuinely never had a chance. If you live in america, have no mental defects, you've got a chance and wont get as much sympathy from me.
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ITT: Faggots who got med DQ'd
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>>767570972
You don't know how to English, and you don't know how to 4chin

Just saying, most black people can't swim, so they keep their nigger asses in the shallow end of the pool.

Be like a nigger, know your limits
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>>767581109
Thread's dead baby, threads dead.
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>>767555342
OP gets it. I grew up near the MHAFB and I can't think of a single person who enlisted who wasn't a fuckup.
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>>767581109
or scholarships
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>got my college paid for
>have great job now
>literally own my house, no mortgage at 31
>house worth 30k more than when I bought it
>still know how to fight a war and not be a faggot
>you can't tell me shit because you don't know what hardness really is.

Nah I'm content bro.
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>>767581356
I enlisted after going to college on a scholarship. Was a 24 year old boot infantryman with a college degree. Why does going to college mean you have to be a pussy?
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>>767581300
Most people are fuckups at 18. There's a reason every base in America is surrounded by bars, pawn shops, payday loan joints, tattoo parlors, strip joints, motorcycle dealerships, buy here pay here lots, and gun shops. Teenagers and early 20's make amazingly shitty decisions, even when they have raw intelligence.
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>>767581379
I bet your body sure loves it. How's that deteriorating mental health
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The military should be too selective to accept anybody dumb enough to volunteer
>Only a draft can give us quality candidates.
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>>767582041
Still in great shape, and no mental health problems. I was the perfect level of fucked up that war didn't bother me, and I can still function perfectly normal in civvie life. Literally, no negative drawbacks for me. But someone's gotta do it. People like you get ushered into concentration camps.
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>>767582227
There's the Mercenary's esprit de corps
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>>767581584
lol you apparently got a shit degree dumbass
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>>767581699
signing up to protect the treasure of the rich and fight wars for middle eastern "allies" counts as making amazingly shitty decisions IMO
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>>767582427
Mech engineering. I think it's pretty alright :^)
That's why I own my house, because I have a good degree and a good work ethic. I joined the military because I wanted too, not because I had to. Tell me how your day at taco bell goes tomorrow scumbag.
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>>767582470
Oh I agree, we need to eliminate 90% of the standing Army, at least. They're a menace to the republic even without a military coup. This sniveling tribute-ism is not healthy. Service should be so common as to be unremarkable.
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>>767580235
Secondary
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>>767582594
lol presumptuous and defensive. If you got a MechE degree, you fucked up by going military instead of private.
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>>767582781
Like I said, military is something I always wanted to do. If you told me I'd be making 100k more than I am now if I didn't, I'd still have joined the military. How did I fuck up? I do everything I want, make great money and have experiences most people can't say they have. I'm comfortable with my position in life. Nothing anyone has to say can change the fact that I'm exceptionally happy with my life.
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>>767583069
lol "great money" said the government parasite.
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>>767582427
That's what I'm currently going for
FAFSA pays for my college and gives me money every semester because my mom is poor, and my dad is a dead Vietnam vet
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>>767583261
I'm no longer in the military. I did 4 years and ETS'd 5 years ago. Of course I didn't make good money in the service, no one does. There's not a single member in the military making as much money as I do.
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>>767583069
Not the stupid cunt you were aruging with, but ill chime in

You fucked up by joining the military AFTER going to college. That's ass backwards, buddy. Your suppose to let the military pay for your college after you've dodged enough bullets. Not start dodging bullets after spending 4 to 5 years, and god knows how much money educating yourself.

>I just wanted to do it, you know, for the experience
My best friend's little brother once stuck his dick in a hamster cage and got bit. Afterwards, when we were giving him shit, he used that exact same fucking line. Guess what, anon, he was a fucking retard.
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>>767583449
says the 15 year old who's got a 2 liter half full of cum sitting on the floor next to his computer
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Who will protect my rights to suck another mans cock, or my daughters right to shred her unborn child just out of convenience, so as to not interfere with her prom?
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>>767583791
That sounds like a job for your alcoholic whore mother.
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>>767583558
I had a scholarship, I paid nothing. I used my GI bill for my wife to go to college and get her degree, saving me money.
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>>767582470
Hey they feed you, house you, teach you to kill, and show you the world. That's appealing to poor alienated youth. It's that or a life of factory and warehouse jobs.
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>>767555342
I think what bothers me most about my time deployed was the people around me got deeply affected like fucked up dreams and ptsd from an ied or having to kick in doors not knowing if you are gunna have to kill the family inside and then theres me. I dont give a shit. I dont care that my brothers died in my arms dont care that I had to shoot some some dipshit kid who was firing at us. It doesn't bother me at all. Its not that I like it either. Then I come home. Girls swoon that ive killed people guys wanna know what it's like. It was fucking boring.
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>>767583660
It's a 3 liter bro. You think I stay hydrated with only 2 liters of mountain dew?
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>>767583852
My mother hasn't drank for years.
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How else do I get to Valhalla?
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>>767584345
Just the meth then?
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>>767584240
>it was fucking boring
>killing people
What?
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>>767584660
Don't know about the guy you're replying to actually seeing combat, but yeah. 95% of a combat deployment is boredom and trying to find time to shit.
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>>767555342
>dying for billionaire ceos and corporations
could you be anymore stupid?
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>>767584787
Depends where and when you get deployed.
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>>767555342
And yet with no military, your ass is a slave to Russia...
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