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Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
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What’s the wind speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
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Why not going to another town where you know no one, kiss a girl, go wild and then return to your normal life?
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did you hold hands and/or hugged a girl once?
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>>767549781
I want to know this OP
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>>767549715
>SO.o...HE was behind of it
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>>767549963
>not asking if African or European

4chan is a site for adults.
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>>767549781

Apparently we have two kissless virgins.
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>>767549781
>>767549963

African or European, you unspecific fuck?

>>767549801

I live in a city with several million inhabitants and I know no one anyway.

>>767549883

Hugged as a gesture of greeting, yes.
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>>767549715
how many girls have you had sex with?
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>>767549715

Hooker?
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Hanging or gunshot?
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Endless chastity?
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>>767549715
are you despite enough to try dick
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>>767549715
How fat are you, OP?
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>>767550142

Morally ambivalent.

>>767550189

Gunshot.

>>767550207

I guess so.
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What kind of person did you think you would be at 17 years old
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>>767550287

Not fat. Regular gym goer, even though I am not satisfied with my progress. I would ask for advice on this issue but this is 4chan.
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>>767550439

At 17, I had some friends, got drunk every weekend and even was good academically. So I was carefully optimistic.
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>>767550506
What do you do for a job/career, and what are your hobbies?
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>>767550506
stop drinking 2L of DrPepper a day David it will do wonders
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>>767549715
Why didn't you fix things in your 20s?
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>>767549715
What happened ?
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>>767550558
COME ON DON'T SKIP ME YOU DESPITE ENOUGH FOR DICK
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>>767550564

I'm an unemployed molecular biologist working minimum wage in a supermarket.

My hobbies are sports (bouldering/climbing, running, cycling), reading, cooking, video games.

>>767550572

Dr Pepper gives me fucking diarrhoea.

>>767550621

I tried and I failed.
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Did you try to have sex with an object or an animal?
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You ain’t missing anything but drama.

Who is your favorite porn star?
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>>767550843

Nope.

>>767550996

I usually only masturbate to the stuff that is posted here and on gonewild.
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>>767551223
Thanks for this arrogant one-word-answer, cuck
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>>767550621
Why in his "20s"? What's so special about this decade of a man's life? Why not age 19 or 31?
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>>767551360

Thanks for the retarded question you cunt.
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>>767550122
Underrated post
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>>767552461

Indeed.
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Would you eat this pussy?
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>>767553138

The pussy itself is fine. The morbid obesity is the issue.
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>>767549715
23 and kissless virgin here. What would you have done differently at my age? is it really hard to be in a relationship/get laid? I'm trying but whenever I feel like I'm ready in myself I get shut down and work on myself more but still nothing
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>>767554434
>What would you have done differently at my age?

Ironically, most things I would change have nothing to do with dating. I would have:
- studied something else
- drank less alcohol
- focused more on developing my hobbies
- worried less about what other people think
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>>767554761
what did you study? how much did you drink?

I studied a shitty dead end course in the past but now moved onto something I enjoy slightly less but that has more job opportunities and that somewhat links to my personality. I'm working on my hobbies in spare time and I'm doing very well for myself I think. I only worry about being a kissless virgin at my age to be honest, not sure if its a valid worry tho?
I drink once a week or two at a pub with friends. Still, don't see much improvement, some but nowhere near where I'd like to be
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>>767554947
>what did you study?

Molecular biology.

> how much did you drink?

I was pretty much drunk every weekend in early university.
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>>767555032
I don't know much about that course, how is it bad?

I'm kind of the same on the drinking then I suppose, how did it get in the way?
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>>767555157
>I don't know much about that course, how is it bad?

The market is completely oversaturated. Especially at PhD level.

>>767555231

I moved around quite a lot including some stays abroad. Where I am now, I don't have any friends.
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How often do you think about suicide?
Do you think that you will do it eventually, or do you think that since you've made it this far you probably won't?
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>>767555864

Don't think about it often. Probably won't.
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>>767556096
Fair enough.
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I know it's you Chris
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>>767556784

Isn't he a woman now?
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>>767557137
well he likes to think so
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>>767557323

Oh for fucks sake.
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>>767557413
yeah but he is offering BJ's for $20 in his area
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>>767557670

Such a steal.
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>>767549715
why dont you just see a prostitute?
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>>767554761
good philosophy man :)
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>>767549715
Did you meet people asking you "Why are you alone anon?" guys or girls, followed by some shit like "you're funny" or "intelligent". it's like they feel it shouldn't be the case.
I had this question asked to me several times and I don't know what to answer because I have no clue.
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>>767549715
if you don't mind fat chicks lets help each other out
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Do you like physics or math?
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>>767558223

Morally ambivalent vis-a-vis trafficking. Those problems would decrease if it would be a high class escort, but I don't have the money for that at the moment.

>>767558837

No. That never happened. Which might be worrying.

>>767558910

I don't care about facially unattractive girls but fat tissue is a huge turnoff.

>>767558924

I do. Even though I was never so good at it that could e.g. get a degree.
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>>767549715
>he's not hugless

Get the fuck outta here, normie
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>>767558924
>>767559109
Well, if you had a flavor, I'm sure it would be C.
SYKE! You're on /b/, so it has to be S
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So from what I gather you have absolutely no confidence. You went through life surrounded by people who could out up with you enough to drink with you every weekend so you obviously were around girls but never made a move then when you graduated you were too afraid to push into your career and use the excuse that it's over saturatef because you're too much of a pussy to sell yourself for a job just like you were to girls. Grab your nuts and realize your a man. Fuck dude. Take something you want.
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>>767549715
What wizard powers did you get?
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>>767549715
are you Ericsen Djokoptovjskj Mendes Maciel O'Harison?
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>>767559109
Just slowly save up your money for an escort. It might take time, but you could lose it before you're 40. Also, see about getting a better job or going back to grad school.
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>>767549715
Do you wanna fuck?
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>>767559500

That's partly true. I've joined university thinking I had the biggest dick in the world. I was arrogant, cocky and full of myself. The humbling experiences came afterwards. I started out with confidence and lost it based on experience.

In addition, I did make moves on women. Many moves. I fucked up afterwards.
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>>767559733

I am not.

>>767559823

I assume you are a fat bearded guy.
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>>767549715

Post a pic of yourself so we can see if it's your personality or not
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>>767560331

Won't post my face. But people used to say I look like Paul Banks from the band Interpol.
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>>767555032

where are you from? do you earn alot?

>>767550506

you should go to /fit/
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>>767549715
did you ever think about raping?
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>>767562376
>where are you from? do you earn alot?

I'm from Germany. I don't earn much.
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>>767549715
If you could restart life again from the age of 16-18 up until now do you think you would be able to have had sex?
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>>767562747

No.
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What kind of person do you ware in the high school/university?
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>>767563970
Damn that sucks man.

Good luck with your phd in biology.
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>>767564474

Cocky, overconfident, but not too far out.
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>>767550247
Kill yourself nigger
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>>767549715
What's the hardest part for you?

Former wizard, now married to a wonderful woman. Hardest part for me was the years where I just gave up hope.

Also, if you ever want to vent, leave KIK. I'm the rare person who knows exactly what you are going through. I'm not your friend, and not your buddy...but if you need someone to listen and give you perspective, be happy to do that.
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>>767550247
I did this after a long dry spell and actually enjoyed it. It's way easier to find a willing guy than willing girl. I don't thing there's any shame in it, and as added bonus, it's a great way to find out if you're gay or not.
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>>767551223
Do you ever make comments on gonewild and, if so, have you ever received feedback from a poster. Can you tell us how that felt, if so?
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>>767551731
Shut the fuck up loser, you’ve already exposed how much of a failure you are. You don’t get to judge others when you are this much of a pathetic cockroach
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>>767549715
why do you open this thread 10 times a day? do you want recognition for your shitty personality?
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>>767566366
>What's the hardest part for you?

My dick.

>>767566544

I didn't. Hard to comment while fapping.

>>767566583

Someone's salty about his shit question.

>>767567427

Nobody else wants to talk to me.
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