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Just got out of prison 4days ago.
AMA
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what did you get in prison for?
also tits or gtfo
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What did u do?
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timestamp
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>>767545650
When did you get out of prison?
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what prison?
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What did you miss the most while in prison?
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>>767545678
Assault with a deadly weapon

Resisting arrest
And contempt of court
>>767545695
Why?
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did you take a niggas' cheeks or were you big dameon's person fleshlight?
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>>767545678
Here you go
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>>767545650
State or fed? If state what state
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>>767545650
Are your farts silent now? When they banged your ass dry did it tear out your ass crack hairs? I'd imagine that must hurt. Did you discover you're bisexual in jail?
Timestamp, don't be a fag
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>>767545714
Duh
>>767545737
Kos island prison..Google it
>>767545786
Good food.
And pussy second
>>767545873
I was no one's bitch
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uuuuhhh-Yay?
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>>767545650
wow they took it out of you

you shacked up in some blus brothers halfway house?
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>>767546050
>Kos island prison
A greek island prison and you're telling me no one tried to bang your ass or didn't offer their's? I think you're leaving something out on purpose here.
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>>767546174
Like he would say if he did
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>>767545965
I'm not gay you faggot
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>>767546050
>I was no one's bitch
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>>767546050
If you werent noones bitch were you someones bitch?
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>>767545650
Grats on being out
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>>767545650
do black people do that thing where they all sing in a capella?
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>>767546108
No.just a crappy room I'm renting.tillmi get some money
>>767546174
Why are you obsessed with ass tape?
I'm a big guy.. it not easy for someone to fick my ass
>>767546245
Look me up I'll prove it
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>>767546200
Maybe he liked it, I dunno.
>>767546050
piso ylentara, were there illegal immigrants there? Please tell me stories.
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>>767546245
was consensual
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Thats Great another criminal to deal with
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Stay out of trouble
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>>767546339
Thanks anon..good to be out
>>767546367
There was only 2black people I've seen in this prison.wr don't get many here
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>>767546490
Hey man, at least beach weather is almost here for you, true story, I smashed a store window in Kos, I never ran so fast in my life. Prison must have been ok in Kos, how long were you in for?
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>>767546381
Ela re malaka...was up?
Lots of ilegals.they keep to the
The xrysavgites fuck with them alot
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>>767546581
As far as prisons go..it's a 7/10
There's overcrowding and too many immigrants.but the weather and the guards are good
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>>767545650
you look like an uglier version of jay from the game chasers
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>>767546488
Don't think I can.no one hires ex cons and I'm almost broke.
I'm going to organize a robbery or some shit
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Been there, stay good Anon. The place changed me for sure
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>>767546704
Good luck, stay out of trouble, I'm hoping to visit one of the 12 islands at the end of July.
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>>767546726
LMAO I was thinking the same shit
Chode nation represent
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>>767546777
Trips of truth
But people hire ex-cons.
Two of my best friends is a felons.
One is a manager at a club and the other is a diesel mechanic.
The work is out there and some people don't judge because you made a mistake.
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>>767546845
It's not easy when you're already branded as scum
So it's pretty much a one way street if you want to survive outside
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>>767546050
Kos prison. fuking KEK
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>>767545650
Did you make alcohol in the toilet?did you rape and or rape anyone in prison?
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>>767545650
how many fingers can you now fit in your arsehole
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>>767545926
I came. Thanks
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>>767546777
you've already spent 2 years having your asshole reamed, why not just sell your ass on the street?

Hell by now it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, and it's not gay if you're not enjoying it, you're just getting paid right? It's a job.

Faggot.
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>>767546971
It's different in this backwards ass country..
Not very open or forgiving.
I'm pretty much judged and found guilty by everyone.rven
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>>767546777
Dont be another statistic. Can't do much for you and you're stuck in the US where convicts are punished even after their sentence for a rage boner.
But if you get caught, you might spend the rest of your life in prison
I dont know man
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>>767547162
Not US, whoops
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How many niggers did you fuck
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>>767546380
>Look me up I'll prove it
>>767546777
>Cell # please.
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Clearly you make bad choices. Doo doo to nut
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>>767547001
Alcohol was provided by the black market
And for the last time,there was no fucking of any male on male asses ,at all
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>>767547131
Why are you so obsessed with ass fucking.?
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>>767547472
because I was in the joint with you.

my little bitch.
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>>767547371
00306944569112
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>>767547371
Still waiting for the phone call you faggot
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>>767545650
>Just got out of prison 4days ago.
>AMA
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>>767545650
What made you turn to a life of crime?
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>>767545650
did you see any ass rape while on the inside? is it as common as the movies make out?
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>>767545650
hey man is it true the ladies get wet for an ex con
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>>767547547
I was referring to your next jail cell#.
>00306944569112
Location...country?
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>>767547831
Easy money
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>>767545650
what race was your cell mate and did he jack off in the cell
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>>767545650
wat was prison routine liek 1hr xrcise a day n shit
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>>767547859
It happens, but not like that.
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>>767547973
jesus christ tyrone

as if you don't already know.
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>>767545650
how do you go about jacking off when you're horny? like do all the guys try to be discreet? or do you just accept it as a thing that's gotta be done and ignore each other?
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>>767547920
You can't Google what fucking country has a 0030 code??
Hang yourself as soon as possible
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>>767547985
so how does it happen?

would you be kind enough to greentext it for us?
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>>767547912
This is true.also we get lots of mail from unknown women while inside.its strange.o think it's the bad boy thing
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>>767548051
>how do you go about jacking off when you're horny? like do all the guys try to be discreet? or do you just accept it as a thing that's gotta be done and ignore each other?
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>>767548072
Stby, not done with you yet...
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Do you have to wear diapers now?

Or is there some kind of cork device?
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>>767547966
Greek
And yes there was jacking off at night mostly
>>767547973
We got more than 3 hours outside morning mid day and evening
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Lmao you look like a fat version of thunderf00t
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>>767548176
Most do it descretly under the sheets.but it's acceptable to a point , seeing as there's no pussy around
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>>767548147
why would you find that strange.

you spend all day every day until your release fucking each other in the ass

women have always been total fucking fag hags.
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>>767548400
>Most do it descretly under the sheets.but it's acceptable to a point , seeing as there's no pussy around
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>>767548214
kek
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>>767548431
>why would you find that strange.
>you spend all day every day until your release fucking each other in the ass
>women have always been total fucking fag hags.
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>>767548120
It's mostly consensual rarely there is a rape.icant green text what I've Neve experienced
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>>767548464
>kek
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>>767548481
>It's mostly consensual rarely there is a rape.icant green text what I've Neve experienced
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>>767548501
hey anon got any more of those boring images?

oh look here it comes.
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>>767548545
>hey anon got any more of those boring images?
>oh look here it comes.
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>>767548529
>>767548501
>>767548477
>>767548446
Post something funny or GTFO moron
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>>767548649
congratulations on taking the shittest bait ever you fucking faggot.
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>>767548431
lost
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>>767548657
>Post something funny or GTFO moron
>>767548693
>congratulations on taking the shittest bait ever you fucking faggot.
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>>767545650
so what's the average day in prison like for you. how often would you get visitors
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>>767545650
get in any fights in prison?
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>>767548072
Greece.
Yep, this isn't going to happen.
Sooner or later they will find and end you. It's a small world.
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>>767545650
y is the food so bland don't inmates cook it
r unot supplied with herbs and spices and shit
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Are you just resting up after all the assfucking you willing asked for?

Your face already looks like a beat up arsehole, why not have the set?
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>>767545650
what sort of whacky shit did you get up to to keep yourself entertained?
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>>767548431
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>>767548790
Up at6am
Role call
Clean cell shave
Morning excrsise
Make license plates
Go to yard
Eat
Role call
Make licence plate s
Eat
Go outside
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>>767545650
Did it hurt?
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>>767548481
got any prison tatts? if so how did you apply them?
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>>767548818
Almost daily
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OP did you learn any sweet tricks in prison? like criminal tricks? any you'd be kind enough to share?
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>>767548860
Salt and pepper
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>>767548973
fark man bleak existence.
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>>767549017
Fighting off your cellmate after he goes in dry doesn't count, you europoor.
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>>767549017
over what?
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>>767549041
fug
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>>767548916
Internet access
Card playing
Midget tossing
Arts and crafts
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>>767549071
kekistan
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>>767545650
Is it rusev day?
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>>767549115
do they limit the internet? like can you hit youporn and shizz?
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>>767545650
did you beat up any pedobears?
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>>767545650
did you just get out of prison 4 days ago?
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>>767549029
Ilesrnef how to pick locks
How to take apart guns
How to make bombs
How to jack cars.
I'd love to show you how but it is a hands on thing
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>>767548431
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How i can join to MS-13?
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I bet when he walks around his house, sounds a nerf football being thrown.

Whistling with both cheeks, ey chief?
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>>767549084
Cigarettes
Internet access
Phone cards
And racial shit from Albanian s
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>>767549236
fair enough op, thanks for the original material, it's so nice to have a change from fucking log threads. obviously you've been away for a while but newfags are just spamming this site with the same trash every fucking day, nice to have some original content OP. I wish you all the best in your new life of stealing shit. hopefully you don't get in too much heat yo.
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>>767548996
I'm clean.i don't like needle s
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>>767549285
albanians are mouthy cunts
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>>767545650
Will humans go extinct? Which extinctions are avoidable and which ones are unavoidable?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
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>>767549147
No limits to surging.just time limits 30 min to 45 ,if you have good boy points
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>>767549270
so many underrated faggot jokes in this thread. I hope somebody is fucking cataloging this.
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>>767549393
ever get caught jerking off to pron on the internet?
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>>767545650
if you could restart your life and live it crime free, what would you do instead?
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>>767545650
they called u teddy bear
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>>767547396
how does one pay for black market alcohol on the inside? where does the money come from if you're broke and incarcerated?

Not being a smartass, literally curious.
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>>767549157
Most of them would be dead by the time they get into general population.the ones that did were kept solitary confinement
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>>767549236
αkούστε μου kαταδίkη, είσαι συρμός, θα πεθάνεις πολύ σύντομα ... σύντομα.
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>>767549309
Thanks
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>>767549500
chek'd

used to know a bloke who would break into their cells, wrap them in toilet paper while they slept and set it alight.

Apparently toilet paper fires up alright. ;)
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>>767549547
SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN' WOG CUNT THIS IS A FUCKIN' ENGLISH BOARD.
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'assault' is an odd term for buttfucking

as is 'deadly weapon' for lots of blokes
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>>767545650
Did you get a nickname on the inside? What was it?
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>>767549619
Ben.

Ben Dover.
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>>767549619
pissy pants penn jilette
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>>767549494
Relatives and friends give money or cigarettes or phone cards.you can trade these for other things.slso you get small amount of money if you join heavy work details
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>>767545650
do you still get along with your family? did they disown you after knowing your crimes or did they visit?
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>>767549678
is heavy work detail's name Bubba?
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>>767549547
Your Google translator is broken
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>>767545650
Minifag is judging you.
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>>767545650
when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up
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>>767549575
I see your point, in this thread OP says he is in Greece, calm down, I'm about done with him...thank in advance.
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did you drop the soap?
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>>767545650
What was the BEST thing about prison? Surely there was something that you actually enjoyed.
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How does it feel that Microsoft 3D Movie Maker has better faces that you?
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>>767545650
πόσο kαιρό μπαινεις στο τσαν; απο τη φυλαkή εμπαινες; ποια μπορντ;
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>>767545650
any hot female guards that you were able to sneak some sexy time with?
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OP out... sorry but the faggot of these 14 year olds is too much for me..
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>>767549778
All I got at the time...what does my post actually say? Thanks.
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>>767549869
thanks for the OC fine OP.
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>>767549869
alright OP godspeed thanks for the good thread been a fucking breath of fresh air on this otherwise stale board.
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>>767549869
We aren't done with you yet convict...troll.
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>>767549854
Prin tessera xronia /b/ kai /pol/
Ipirxei internet
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>>767549869
>faggot of these 14 year olds
>14 year olds
>the faggot is too much

Oh shit OP, you're not gonna last long when you get back inside...
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>>767548431
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>>767549903
"Listen to me convicted, you are wire you die soon real soon"
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>>767550053
αντε kαι kαλή τύχη τώρα που είσαι έξω
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>>767550064
Faggotry you moron.
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>>767550053
As was previously pointed out my ability to translate sucks, what does your post say?
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>>767550171
Think he got the just of it...thanks anon.
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>>767550210
Greekanon asked me what boards I visit and when did I find, this place
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>>767550184
Θενk ιου
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>>767550323
Thanks anon.
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