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Reminder that if you were born by C section you were cut from your mother like a tumor or some mole. Your mother was either too weak or too lazy to give life to you in the right way. This is why you are weak and your parents don't like you.

You can only post in this thread if your warrior of a mother gave life to you correctly and you rekt that pussy on your way out into being an ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
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i was the 4th born, so i came out of that bitch like it was a slide at the water park
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Can confirm, born by a C section, now I am a beta cuck. Recently found out that my mother always viewed me as an investment for her retirement, 30-year bank deposit.
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Yes I know, second son mom told the doctor to do it as it was painful.
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Damn OP is retarded. C-section preserves the quality and elasticity of the vagina. My kid weighed 11 pounds. No way he was coming out naturally.
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did the virgin Mary give birth by c section? had shegiven birth through her vagina she wouldn't be virgin right?
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>>767545144

Did the virgin Mary have to lie about being a virgin?
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>>767544779
Is there a hierarchy of birth types? I wonder if people brag about being one way or the other.
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>>767544779
"Macbeth" Act V, scene 8.
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>>767545143
Frank Sinatra and Wilt Chamberlain were both 13-pound babies.
Wife needs to step her game up.
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>>767544779
It meant your mother loved your dad and wanted to keep dat pussy tight famasham.
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>>767546023
>MacDuff must be a shit-tier beta cuck.
I don’t see any incongruity there.
He IS a shit-tier beta cuck.
Team Macbeth all the way.
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>>767544779
What if ones mother was “born„ by c-section?
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>>767546392
>you’re not so big that she never notices afterward.
It must suck being a dicklet.
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>>767544779
Many C-sections are due to pregnancy issues that are completely out of anyone's control, like the baby being breach or in distress from an issue like being wrapped by the umbilical cord. In many cases, C-sections save the lives of both the baby and the mother.
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>>767546915
That's messing with god's will.
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>>767547030
then so is cutting cancer or a tumor out of your body and preventing your would be death, or getting your heart restarted, or saving someone from choking. Or doing literally anything to possibly prevent death.
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>>767545479
The best one is if you killed your mother on your way out. Most respectable warrior's first kill.
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>>767547030
You should go to an OB emergency center and inform the couples of that. I'm sure you'll convince them.
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>>767544779
damn your moms vag must be looser than mr.slaves asshole to birth such a fat fag like you then. Good for her, she shoved 2lieter soda bottles up her cunt to prepare for the birth of you.
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ever put a bandaid on a cut? Well if you did that means you are too weak to heal it without assistance and your future kids will be weak and you have a shitty immune system.
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>>767544779
Do you wear shoes? Or clothes? you must be a huge cuck lol cant survive in nature without a jacket in the winter? Your offspring will be little pussies who rely on clothing to stay warm and shoes to keep their pussy ass feet from rocks n glass n shit.
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>>767545143
What the fuck is a pound? I weighed 5,5 kg when i came out and my warriormom pushed me the fuck out like the amazon she was. She was 160cm tall and i am now 183cm. Rest in peace mother, may you find the joy of righteous battle in heaven.
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>>767544779
Sauce is that Wifey?
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>>767545242
probably
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>>767544779
>weak
Right, like Julius Caesar. The guy the C-section is named after. You didn't think this through, did you, OP?
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>>767544779
My fucking bitch mother got me the normal way. I nearly died because of that and had to stay in hospital the first month of my life. I'm skinny beta faggot because of that now.
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>>767547590
>is that wifey?

Jebus, fap much? Since when did wifey ruin her amazing tits with shitty nipple piercings, or gape her cunt for the camera like a cheap meth who're?
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>>767547711
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>>767547750
lmfao
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>>767544871
I was the 4th born too, yet I was still hench enough to almost kill the bitch by coming out like a fucking chestburster. As an infant I came closer than anyone else in the family to doing what we all dreamed of.
But congrats on having your dick in your mother's vagina, at least now you can say you're just like all the other guys.
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I was born naturally and im literally down syndrome
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>>767547750
>because of that
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>>767547799
I'm sorry you are right. found out it's naughty alysha
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>>767547711
Caesar was a manlet fag
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>>767544779
That's a goddess right there
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>>767544779
What's it like having no one to care about you?
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>>767547187
chest burster status is god-tier. below that is where she cant have another child after you.
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It's more likely that I just didn't want to come out
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Warrior of a mom had me natural at home, no anesthestics. RIP

miss you Mom
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>>767550211
>"Look everyone, anon finally came out of his vagina!"
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>>767545143
When my kid was born, they snipped my wife pretty much from pussy to asshole, right in front of me. I cant tell a difference at all pre baby/post baby at all.
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>>767544779
jokes on you anon, i was adopted, my parents didn't give birth to me.
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>>767544779
THAT is a ruined cunt. But I can assure you that wasnt from giving birth.
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