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Y’all I fucked up
>20
>trying to move out of mom’s house bc neet life ain’t for me son
>got fired from job
>got a new job at amazon
>nothing can go wrong
>feels depressed every fucking day and have to stand for 9 hours at least with no music basically shelving
Fuck this I’m getting a new job
What’s the best thing to do here
Inb4 kys
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>>767535554
Military.
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>20
Anime image
Nope didn't read
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>>767535592
Tried
Too skinny
My metablolism doesn’t know when to quit and EVERYTIME I eat something I take a step and it burns everything off
For my height and weight they turned me down bc I’m underweight
I’m literally a twink
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i cant relate. 20 here and i don't care enough to get a job because no one in my area wants the skills i want to use and can't be assed to work a shitty job for low wage
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>>767535676
also amazon is shit anyway for the pay they give in my area, i'd rather do a shit fast food job for less
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>>767535554
>negotiate being able to listen to music, if your supervisor/manager isn't a total cunt he'll allow it
>get comfier shoes/boots. you'll get used to standing after a while
>dont fall for the overtime meme
>fight through it, save up the cash for a month or two
>upgrade to a better job
Seriously, the last point. Upgrade to a better job. Better doesn't mean more money. Sometimes it's worth having a shittier paying job that's chill as fuck. I used to work night shifts in a hostel and that shit was comfy as fuck. First two hours was basic shit like garbage, folding towels and doing dishes but then the rest of the night was sneaking some whisky, a cheeky joint or two, vidya or movies on a tablet for 5 or 6 hours until time to go home.
I got paid dick all, only $14/hour and was barely saving anything every month but it was comfy and chill as fuck.
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>>767536163
>>767535554
>Sometimes it's worth having a shittier paying job that's chill as fuck
This OP. I'm a teaching assistant and I get paid $20/h to play games with kids for 2-3h a day. I spend another 2-3h shitposting on /v/ and /ck/ before I fuck off 2h early. No-one even notices or even cares that I leave early day, been getting away with it for 12 years now.
Main office keep asking me if I want to be "promoted" to office/manager work but that'd mean actually doing work and staying for the full shift. Not worth it for an extra $3/h.
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Amazonnigger here. You get used to it after a month or two. The first three weeks are tough though, just leave your hopes and dreams at the door, it'll be easier that way. Good luck, Anon.
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>>767535554
What state you live in?
If you don't have certain health problems, like diabetes or shitty joints, you might get a strict but rewarding life in the military. Can you do basic math quickly? Can you deal with drunken assholes? Try training to be a dealer in table games, casinos are popping up everywhere as laws are relaxed. I make 17 dollars an hour on a slow night.
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>>767535592
>Become a guinea pig for big pharma before dying for Israel
OP specifically asked for non-suicidal advice
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>>767535643
Ah, apologies. Yeah, the US military values a strong healthy body over character and willingness to work hard, good example of why we are where we are. If you're not interested in selling your body to the internet (assuming that aside from your frame you have clear skin and well balanced features) have you considered the art of bartending? Learn how to mix a number of basic drinks, improvise the rest off of mixology or other bartending apps, and shoot the shit with drunk patrons for tips? Women make decent money serving drinks, as can men.
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>>767536339
>Amazonnigger here. You get used to it after a month or two. T
respect for a nigga that can sell his soul to endure his job. I don't mean that sarcastically, it's still better than being a NEET that does nothing with his life and leeches off the world. My hopes and prayers that you find something better in time as we all hope to.
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>>767536163

Honestly this sounds great
If I really have to wait a month or two I’m a big boy I can tough it out
It’s gonna be fuckin hard but durring that time I’ll be looking for a better comfier job and hopefully that’ll still get me at least a good one room studio flat and some internet
I’d rather find a roommate just for money reasons but I’d also rather depend on myself to actually get shit done
Thanks anon

>>767536321
This sounds so wholesome even if I hate kids usually but aww
Literally my last job was at a sprint store and it was so fuckin chill
We didn’t get a lot of customers so pressure to sell was slim to none
We mostly sat around babysitting the store and watching anime on the flat screens we had in between customers or playing vidya w the boss if it was rlly rlly dead. I’ll miss it but that shit was 10$/hr + commission, and without the commission part I couldn’t do shit for dick ab finding my own place (with the amount I was spending at cons n shit)
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get literally any store stocking job, without the cultish corporate vibe.
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>>767535554
Start selling drugs anon.

My cousin is selling and producing drugs from 12 years.

Be smart
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>>767536339
God speed mate
>>767536434
>Maryland
>deals with drunk assholes all the time just walking up the street
>major artist, so mentally challenged in math, but can do basic stuff fairly quickly with practice
Not a bad idea, I’ll throw it on the pile, Thanks
>>767536553
I’ve actually wanted to do this for so long but always assumed I had to be 21 to do so
Won’t be that way till July but here’s hoping
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>>767536842
Would rather not
Too many I know do that already and I’m a pussy when it comes to that
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>>767535554
become a garbo
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>>767536804
Hell, I worked at Wal-Mart and just rolled my eyes through the Wal-Mart chant. I've had a history of talking shit about my current employer and still being loved and trusted by my managers - because I get my work done. Or perhaps because they profile me as "doing enough work" but potential shooter if they set me off. I dunno.
When I worked stocking, 10-PM to 6-AM, managers never fucked with me after the first few months. Every night except for emergencies, it was "K - housewares." I enjoyed my job despite complaining. Never earned great money, but kept my health in check through consistent lifting and work, never needed supervision, and the few times I fell behind, I'd earned so much trust that the managers just said "you had too much on your plate for one guy." I actually got temporarily "promoted" to backroom inventory, didn't like it, and went back to stocking housewares just by bitching. Not that I like Wal-Mart or the pay, but after being a C-student in college and managing little more in job hunting, it was actually pretty cool.
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>>767535554
find a job doing assembly at a factory
GM plant wokers make an average of 22/hr
a lot of factories hire kids out of highschool, dropouts, ex-cons and drug addicts so basically anyone can do it if you just show up on time every day. Or find another warehouse where you drive a forklift. I have no idea why anyone would work a job at mcdonalds for half the pay when there is warehouse and factory work.
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>>767536946
Maryland
There are several casinos near yours, competing with mine. Unless you're a total retard, you can build the reaction to deal blackjack on autopilot. Just keep in mind that some casinos demand you have good posture and fake a smile regularly - it gets tiring - but aside from that, and learning a few carnival games (like poker hands cut down to three cards) you can manage your first few months in any casino. If you do, don't take craps; the dealers are a mixed bag at best and the customers are total niggers; if they demand you learn a second game within the first year, try roulette. More math than usual, but not a total shitshow except for crowded nights. If you take Baccarat or Paigow as a second game, you're either going to be bored out of your mind on weekdays or inundated with gooks that don't tip.
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>>767537210
I've worked factory work, and I can confirm that it is a little more miserable than McDonalds with a bit more pay. The trick is that you don't want to get involved through a temp agency. I got paid shit while the agency made more than I did per hour, while I stood still packing boxes of diaper wipes. The biggest break in my job was stacking and wrapping palates of product to be shipped out. Bad for your knees on the line, good for strength and activity, but all the same, a shit job. Again, if your options still include military, try it. Advance, get officer status, avoid field work and getting shot at, if you have the discipline.
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>>767537333
A friend of mine who worked at sprint with me also worked at one of the casinos on weekends
taught me a bit of blackjack
Should be a good time if i can make it consisitant
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>>767535554
Save up and re train as a coach driver. You never see the boss unless you fuck up. The shifts are regulated by law (time wise). So the company can't fuck you about (Much)

The money Is quite good, and if you do long distance like me, it's only a four day week.

> Pro side $37-40k per year.
> Down side Drug tests no weed.
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>>767537210
>I have no idea why anyone would work a job at mcdonalds for half the pay when there is warehouse and factory work.
Because a lot of people are dumbasses when it comes to finding work. My bimbo cousin's idea of "finding work" means applying to the Starbucks near her house, failing and going back on welfare for another 6 months before trying again. If she doesn't get a pop-up notification tell her there's a "sit around n do nothing" job in somewhere she can #hashtag she's not interested

>>767536747
Hostels are surprisingly comfy if you get a good one. Hotels aren't, they have higher standards so you have to work your ass off.
Hostel housekeeping you get to keep free stuff (leftover booze, drugs, snacks etc from check-out) and usually you're allowed to listen to music while working. Shifts fly by when you have good tunes on. Front desk you'll mostly sit around all day but answer occasional emails, check people in/out, answer dumb questions. Night shift is basically like a mix of the two except you have to deal with the odd drunk person or tell noisy people to shut the fuck up, but you get paid more and once everyone's asleep you basically sit around until dawn doing fuck all.
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>>767537503
I warn you, my job pays well, but it's full of niggers. Niggers of all races. You will make decent money, but people will bitch at you CONSTANTLY. If you have the right mentality, or at least the ability to build social calluses, you'll learn to ignore it quickly. If not, it will drive you to quit within weeks. Our job has a fairly high employee turnover - some quit, some move on to Vegas or what's left of AC, some move on to new casinos opening up hoping to take advantage of that 50 an hour for the first few months before the novelty wears off.
I got taught by a friend in the business, but Delaware being a state full of cheap assholes, the casino still required me to take an 8-week course while I had my walmart job.
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>>767537899
C h e c k e d
There are a fuck ton of hotels nearby, I’ll put in a few apps and see what I get

>>767537903
Sprint niggers are nothing to underestimate
The only difference I believe is that you can (politely) tell the customer that they’re fuckin retarded and explain why
Thanks for the warning tho, I’ll keep an eye out
>>767537648
Gotta get that license first bc I’m mentally challenged and for some reason haven’t gotten my license yet
That’s a lie I’m a pussy when it comes to other people driving bc I’ve been in way too many accidents
>>767537210
>>767537484
I technically work in a factory now
Trying to escape that hellhole
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>>767535554
>be 25
>NEET
>got my own place because NEETbux
>tried a job in the local post office
>fuck that, not for me
>NEET for couple years
>try night job in factory
>nah can't be bothered
>get asperger's diagnosis because why not
>never work again
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>>767538288
Well, be glad you work for the Amazon overlords and not UPS. I've heard secondhand horror stories from people who worked there about people getting fired because they got knocked out by moving equipment and their shitty managers automatically assumed they were sleeping on the job.
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>>767538441
And another faggot gifted with an easy job that assumes the rest of us aren't suffering nasty work conditions, troublesome bosses, or exhausting hours.
Not OP, but I fucking work hard and your response is pure troll slime coagulating into a post. More than likely you've never worked a hard day in your life, but who knows? We're all anonymous here.
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>>767537503
Word of advice Anon, going into a casino and working there requires a lot of mental strength since you’ll see see a mixed bag of fuck ups, addicts and niggers.
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>>767538571
You need to have tried at least one job to be granted certain long time welfare here.
I tried.
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>>767535554
working for amazon is horrible and they're well known for being a sadistic and heartless employer
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>>767535554
Oh waaah. cry some more bitch. Amazon is good pay. better than 90% of other places for entry level jobs and its only going to go up. I know you have 401k, insurance and possibly stock options. Fuck off with your depression, work hard for a few months and realize that the money you suddenly have is pretty fucking good compared to other places. where I live, the kind of pay amazon is giving is in the top 75% of earning (semi-rural) so deal with it.
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>>767538441
God I wish I got fuckin NEETbux
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>>767538662
Well, fuck it, if you tried, I can't blame you.
I live at a relative's free of rent, blowing my paychecks on college debt.
If you can circumvent the work life, do it. Not like most people in America work with purpose to a higher goal anymore. Might as well relax and be glad you've got 3 hots and a cot.
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>>767535554
I mainly get my money testing products for companies. The pay is okay and you can keep all the shit they send. Just write up a review of the product and that’s it.
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>>767538760
And another nigger who has it easy and doesn't realize it.
Pay is still relative to cost of living in your locality. A hidden imbalance across the US. And you? Lie all you want, those of us who have broken our backs to keep a paycheck incoming know that the lot of jobs don't bring in what we need, factories, stocking, Amazon, UPS, whatnot. Retirement plans look nice on paper but we're trying to pay winter heating bills and dental copays now, today, while feeding families. Fuck off, you callous upper-middle class nigger, and keep lying that you've worked for anything you have, because those who have, don't run their mouths like you do.
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>>767535643
>I’m literally a twink
Do twink porn>>767535643
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>>767538808
>Might as well relax and be glad you've got 3 hots and a cot
Truest words spoken here in a long time.
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>>767536617
Usually if you stay at a job like that, you’ve already sold your soul somewhere else (like to the kid a girl popped out after you fucked her), and just need the money. And they will pay you, that’s for sure.
Besides, working for a big place like that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s bad. Get a decent boss and it’s a pretty low-stress gig.
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>>767535554
Headphones
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>>767539053
Hair is a factor but I’ve heard of some ways to deal with it, so m a y b e >>767538990
Amen
>>767538748
SHIT GOOD TO KNOW TIME TO G O
Fuck I can’t get another job soon enough
Yea the pay is fine but I’d rather keep what little part of my soul that I have
I need that for later I think
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>>767539793
The whole thing w the music is that I physically CANT bring my phone onto the factory floor
IF I could I wouldn’t be complaining ab how shit this job is
Because we sell different phones they basically wanna make sure no niggers are stealing so all personal items go into lockers
I already got into a small bit of trouble and had to prove the phone was mine when I brought it on to the floor to charge it in one of the inner break rooms
Shit is strict in this bitch
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>>767535609
wrong site then nigger
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Try being a cashier? Its fun if you enjoy working with money
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