Battlefield Earth is on Netflix, and is notorious for arguably being the worst film ever made. Im watching it. Why the fuck aren't you? Also ITT, name a more disappointing movie.
>>767515474
>Why the fuck aren't you?
Because it's the worst film ever made.
>>767515580
People who don't watch bad films for the lulz are the worst kinds of people. Boring, unadventurous, lame in conversation, unfunny, tame. You're the human equivalent of a glass of milk.
>>767515580
Having that reputation alone, I think it makes it even more compelling to watch.
>>767515703
Solid
>>767515474
That was before 9/11 and in one part they reference the planes as "flying spears"
>>767515703
People that give a fuck about movies in general are losers.
Oldfag here.
Megaforce
>>767515474
>scientology film
>from travolta
>with travolta
>story from hubbard
4 fucking weirdos on positions where there should be no weirdos
this thing better be deleted
it is so excruciatingly bad i cringenoped out of it after like 3 minutes
>>767515474
>>767515703
>getting this butthurt that someone doesn't want to watch a shitty movie
Is that you John? Why did you get all that plastic surgery?
>>767515474
literally a Scientology film
>>767516143
Well that clearly isn't true. What an awful comeback. Among the worst I've seen here.
>>767515474
The mystery science theater guys did this movie in their Riff Trax show. It was pretty funny
>>767516418
>not knowing what butthurt means
>lameposting this hard
>>767516143
Ok besides idiots like this one commenting on threads clearly not for them, whats everyones stance on Harry and the Hendersons?
This movie is ok, you guys are faggots.
>>767516593
>gets butthurt
>called out on it
>i-i-i-im not butthurt11!!!
>"lameposting"
Zardoz
>>767516604
>threads clearly not for them
This isn't reddit kid, get that stick out of your ass
>>767515474
Wow guys is this even /b/ anymore?
The Room.
>>767516563
I definitely gotta check that shit out
>>767515474
>ITT, name a more disappointing movie
The Last Jedi.
>>767516746
Not an optimal response. Still clinging onto the janky false narrative. Confirmed monkey. Fatality.
>>767516785
>This isn't reddit kid
Then why are you reddit spacing, unwelcome refugee?
>>767516919
"More disappointing" implies that you were anticipating a movie no one knew about until it became a meme. Nice try fucko.
>>767516785
Did you just assume my social media genre?
>>767516143
Or you can just use that time to watch a good movie instead.
>>767516964
Was it though? Like on a personal level?
>>767517039
Jokes on you, I watched it when it first came out and no one knew it was bad yet. Nice try back, fucko.
>>767515474
I remember this movie used to be on TV periodically when I was maybe 9 or 10.
I pretty much loved all science fiction movies and honestly thought this was amazing.
I also love Waterworld.
>>767517244
On a personal, cultural and artistic level.
>>767517023
being this butthurt
>>767515474
I'd say The Room is objectively the worst film ever made
>>767517272
waterworld is a masterpiece
travolta is a piece of shit
>>767517272
Waterworld is fucking stupid but awesome
>>767515474
i know of two other movies dubbed worst ever
ishtar
adventures of pluto nash
though some people have been trying to defend ishtar in the last few years.
>>767517465
I was introduced to all those movies at a young age and honestly thought they were great.
I remember much later people telling me how terrible Waterworld is and how it tanked super hard.
>>767515474
I've watched it twice. John Travolta and Forest Whitaker makes it worth it.
>>767517268
And you were disappointed? You were in on meme ground zero and were just disappointed? Checkmate fucko.
>>767515474
Because I watched it in the theater....
>>767515474
I already tried. I liked the movie when it came out. Incidentally, I was 10.
It's absolutely unwatchable. The first few scenes are hilarious. After that... it just gets sad.
>>767515474
Donnie Darko.
Drop Dead Fred
>>767517352
I enjoyed it for what it was by itself I suppose. I think if I incorporated it too much with the series as a whole it would be a slap in the face. But are you telling me, that you really can stomach through The Phantom Menace over The Last Jedi?
>>767515474
Because I don't have Netflix and I've never heard of the movie. The most disappointing film for me was "The Room", I've never seen anything worse in terms of quality it's a meme.
>>767517759
Surely you meant to add 2 to that, right?
>>767515474
>notorious for arguably being the worst film ever made
eh, it was bad, sure, but not even close to being one of the worst ever. it's not even the worst travolta film ever made.
as far as I know it's more known for being a box office flop, not for being an irredeemably bad movie in general.
the only completely terrible part of the movie that I can remember was the total lack of chemistry and awful wooden acting of the female love interest.
Is it so-bad-it's-good bad or just bad?
>>767517616
Of course I was disappointing because he killed himself over some ugly bitch, check-check-mate fucko.
>>767517775
Now this dude here is just being a fucking dick on purpose.
>>767517882
If there is really a 2, I think you just proved that our species doesn't deserve to survive.
>>767516143
people who like movies like good stories
Battlefield Earth is a shit story
your life is also a shit story
fuck off and die
>>767517578
Have you watched it recently? I saw the movie as a kid too, enjoyed it. But now I look at Kevin Costner's character and I cringe. That's not to say I don't still enjoy the movie. Another good watch from back then is Mortal Kombat.
>>767515474
Because i saw it in the theater.
Rifftrax version is best version.
>>767515474
Welcome to Mooseport
>>767517846
Try Troll 2.
Also you knew what you were going into before your even started the movie.
I'm going to go ahead and add The Dark Tower as a contender.
Most disappointing movie for me blade runner. Read the book first, watched the movie, thet gutted the book, pretty much said in interviews the book stinks, added in silly superficial nonsense and acted like they made somw fucking masterpiece even though whatever was left of any interest was jist cherrypicked from the book.
>>767517827
>But are you telling me, that you really can stomach through The Phantom Menace over The Last Jedi?
Yes. Even the retarded kiddy shit of TPM is more genuine than the base "dude, subverted your expectations" of TLJ.
Jesus christ the underage in this thread is fucking palpable.
>>767518124
>Rifftrax version
Oh shit I gotta find that
>>767518202
Vangelis negates your point.
>>767515474
>arguably being the worst film ever made
That title belongs to Son of the Mask
Second places goes for The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
>>767517846
>Because I don't have Netflix and I've never heard of the movie.
You sound like a little kid tbh. Yes, people under 25 are little kids.
>>767515474
I've already seen it.
Actually a pretty interesting and unique story.
But WAAAAAAY too long and boring. Cheesy acting is fine. Bad special effects is fine.
But long and boring is unforgivable.
>>767518096
Fuckin A dude. I cringe at Mortal Kombat but I can't stop watching it. Too much nostalgia and memories of having the theme song on my cassette tape while I wore a gay church vest and tied a makeshift mask on my face while jumping on my bed throwing kicks like I was Scorpion. Fuck I was lame.
>>767518406
But why did you reddit space?
>>767518447
Was?
>>767518321
Because screenplay adaptation and soundtrack are so closely related...
>>767516919
>>767517430
>>767517846
YOUR ARE LIE INK! I NOWHERE HATE CHEW!... oh hai Mahk.
>>767515474
I've seen this movie at least 10 times. I liked it when it came out, I like it now. Fuck everyone who says it's awful
The Shadow
Had Alec Baldwin in it. They played it on Sci-Fi every once in a while. Terrible super hero movie. God awful. Really could not recommend it even as a funny bad movie.
Worst movie ever: Jason X
My father and me wanted to make my little brother happy. He’s 14 at the time, and just hit a depression state. He wanted to see Jason X, and my dad said it apparently sucked. I offered to pay for it if it sucks. I owe my dad $15.
>>767518169
Actually no, I watched it with my friends on rabb.it for movie night. I've not really heard of the movie before then
>>767518357
Little kid for not caring much about popular culture, and too poor to pay for Netflix? Though you are observant, I'm 18 and a student
I really want to say “Tusk”, but I knew what I was getting into when I turned it on.
A Tale Of Two Sisters with Claudia Christian is the worst film that I've ever seen, hands down
>>767518527
Hey, if Vangelis had done the soundtrack to Bruce Almighty, it would have been a kick ass movie. Get it together, chap.
>>767515474
It was aight. Better when you're high af.
>>767518714
Jason X was pure gold! It was the only logical step in the series.
>>767518746
>Little kid for not caring much about popular culture, and too poor to pay for Netflix?
Little kid because you're under 25. People don't really start becoming adults until their late twenties. You're posting from a phone, for instance, which is basically the computational equivalent of a toddler finger painting.
>>767518874
>aight
>high af
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>767515474
The Lone Ranger reboot attempt from a few years back. Not because of any PC bullshit with Depp playing Tonto, but because the movie was so long and dry that I don't even remember what it was about or who else starred in it or anything. I vaguely remember something about slave labor in a mine, but I might be remembering a completely different movie altogether? I honestly don't know. It was an entirely forgettable flick.
>>767518236
I can respect that. I've broken this down a bit before, and realized that I'm a moron. Why? Because the tie breaker for me is...... would I rather have Natalie Portman or Daisy Ridley have my babies?
>>767518889
Lol clearly. I remember trying to find a way to physically explain the jump scare at the end. Ended up just going silent mid sentence, which has never happened to me before.
>>767518908
Yeah I'm posting from a phone because I'm relaxing before bed and waiting for a text back from my partner
>>767515474
>>767516143
>>767518974
Daisy will bite your dick off, bro.
>>767515474
>The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies
In terms poor pacing and story structure, I have seldom been so impressed.
>>767519022
>>767518908
Can you two stfu and just enjoy this list of terrible content?
>>767519022
>Yeah I'm posting from a phone
Then you're cancer. Case closed.
>my partner
Fags aren't welcome here, no matter what anyone told you.
>>767519022
>literally defending yourself and coming up with excuses as to why you're posting from a phone because a stranger on the internet used it as an insult
lmao
>>767518269
I know right? The answer is obviously Birth of a Nation.
>>767517523
Got so high back in High school and loved watching it even though I knew it was retarded: didn’t that film costa shit ton to make at the time? They ran into a lot of production problems too iirc
>>767519116
>stop shitposting on 4chan /b/, BRO
Kill yourself or find a board where on-topic conversation is the status quo, outsider.
>>767518746
>Little kid for not caring much about popular culture, and too poor to pay for Netflix
I would say you're a child for feeling the need to come into a thread merely to express how you didn't have something (which really didn't matter to the conversation), and how you apparently stand out because of it.
We don't care.
>>767519131
>Fags aren't welcome here
>half of the threads on /b/ are trap/dick rates/pure gay shit
You just get here kid?
>>767518975
They do one at the end of every movie. So you know there's another one
Literally first time on 4Chan, say in /b/ for a while. Thought to myself ‘finally, some non moronic people I can get along with. Lo and behold, an alpha cuck shows up and ruins the fun. Everyone just keep your testosterone to yourself.
>people itt are literally getting up in arms and acting like pretentious redditors over movies
Not even /tv/ gets this bad. You people need help.
>>767517827
TLJ is complete grabage. You have to be either a cucked SJW, or a lowest common denominator "BUT I LIKED THE VISUALZ HURR UR NOT A TRU FAN BRAH" mouth-breathing consumer drone to even tolerate TLJ.
TPM is a fucking masterpiece compared to TLJ. And TPM is shit.
>>767518714
Now go watch Leprechaun 4 - in space
>>767519255
Yeah, at first it was hella scary and crazy that he survived that shit. By the fourth movie I just had to sit back and contemplate spending another $15 to watch the next one. Found out where all my money goes though.
>>767519209
>she reddit spaced her post
Keep proving me right. Protip: Trap threads a re a joke that oldfags played on newfags to get them to question their sexuality. Unfortunately, the newfags didn't get it and eventually became the cancerous majority. You're one of them. Leave if you're white enough to do the right thing.
>>767515703
>human equivalent of a glass of milk
This is actually me
>>767515474
>name a more disappointing movie.
Anal Angels 23: Return to the Rump
>>767519328
>reddit spaced post
>posting reaction images after 2010 because you're a newfag who hasn't grown out of it yet
>>767519416
>i am le oldfag xD
Oh you're one of those "i need to prove myself!" losers. Sad.
>>767518527
Vangelis' jimmy load is deep on your tonsil. You're taking rhythmic long strokes down your throat because of your shit opinion that is objectively wrong and stupid. You should feel shame and want to kill yourself for being so inferior.
>>767519116
Sure, have fun
>>767519131
Who said I'm gay?
>>767519139
Nah it's not an excuse as much as I'm bored as fuck
>>767519397
I didn't get past the third one. Did they really go to space?
>>767515474
>netflix
>2018
Fucking come on.
>>767519520
>Who said I'm gay?
Nobody uses the term "partner" when describing a heterosexual relationship, only same sex couples do that shit.
>>767518937
Now that you mention it... the fuck WAS that movie about?
>>767519043
And I have half a mind to think Natalie is a closet Succubus that would do it as well. So... Succubus or Lizard person? All dese Hamboners.....
>>767519199
You cared enough for a 50+ character reply, besides I did contribute to the thread
>>767519520
Mate, just ignore him. I’ve already screenshotted at least several out of context movie suggestions. Let him seep testosterone in his dank ass cellar. At least you can get laid.
>>767519511
>more reddit spacing
>"Sad" r/the_donald regurgitation
Keep proving me right.
>>767515474
>says this movie is disappointing
>still praises it
I don't think you know what that word means
>>767519520
>Who said I'm gay?
>my partner
You're not a fucking lawyer, Mary.
>>767519519
That was a very homosexual rhetort.
>>767519598
I'm a femanon in a heterosexual relationship for over 5 years
>>767515474
Well you're wrong
>>767519640
>ur reddit
>being this unoriginal
Here I thought you would be interesting to have a back and forth with. Oh well, keep being lame kiddo.
>>767519519
That was the guy that composed the theme from Cosmos, right?
>>767516143
No-taste troglodyte
>>767519592
This is the most childish and contrarian thing I've read on this site all week. Congrats.
>>767519894
No you're not
inb4 multiple replies of people holding out the slightest hope this is real
>>767515474
>be ausfag
>not on Netflix here
checkmate OP
>>767519932
>she literally can't defend herself
Typical reddit refugee.
