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some hick in a lifted penis truck started road raging at me and throwing shit out his windows after I beeped at him for sitting at a green light. think I figured out where he lives, should I loosen all his lug nuts and leak the air out of one of his tires?
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Cool
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>>767510169
Only the nuts. If he notices he has flat tires he's more likely to notice the loose nuts.
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What state u in bro
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>>767510169
Cut the break lines
I like lifted penis trucks but acting like a dick is just unacceptable
Dude almost killed me in a lifted penis im not really even sure why but he tried running me off the road.
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>>767510169
>in tomorrow's news
Some beeping homo gets shot while tampering with local redneck's pickup truck
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>>767510617
whos asking
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>>767510169
How about you fucking get over it faggot
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>>767510878
that's too easy
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>>767510169
Even better, you should slash his tires. Only slash 3 because if you do all 4 insurance will pay for it. 3 tires and he pays out of pocket.
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Nah, let it go.

You should've fought him or thrown shit back at his vehicle in the heat of the moment. But now, later, acting with malice in an attempt at revenge... it's poor form.

Just let it go.
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>>767510169
Try sucking logs out of andys ass
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>>767510169
Sick truck

I bet you're a little bitch who likes trump
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Splash Tide laundry detergent on the truck. It eats the paint.
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>>767510169
>be OP
>be be driving home in muh prius
>pull up behind lifted truck at red light
>triggered because carbon footprint
>he much have tiny dick
>light turns green
>1.5 seconds later truck hasn't started moving yet
>lay on horn
>in hurry to get home to fap to traps
>guy in truck flips my sorry impatient ass off
>triggered again
>have to bitch to /b/ because too triggered to fap to traps
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>>767510169
Your truck is a POS.
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>>767511396
pretty much
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My ride if anyone gives a fuck.
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>>767511605
gay as fuck
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>>767511673
B Jelly :P
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>>767511673
It’s also a rare 2013.
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>>767511605
Karin BeeJay
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>>767511901
it's rare because no one wants a piece of shit FagJ
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>>767511972
Not sure what that is here is the inside.
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>>767512018
I don’t give a fuck what other people want.
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>>767511605
>>767511827
>>767512068
Talk about overcompensating
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>>767512068
Wow did you get the technology package?
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>>767510169

get a tool that removes the cores out of valve stems and use it on a couple of his bitch tires. It won't actually cost him much money (if he has half a brain and can figure it out), but it will be an appropriate sized pain in the douchebag's ass.
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>>767512181
With my ride? Yes. I love my car. It’s rare but won’t ever carry a sticker. Bitches buy cars to belong. I knew it was mine the second I stepped into it.
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>>767512258
Fuck tech it eats gas and goes. Want a car nanny?
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>>767512268
It's best if you can pump a liter or two of water into each tire. He won't know what the fuck is wrong.
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>>767512358
As would many women
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>>767512268
I'm confused, what does this do? just let the air escape?
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>>767512358
I got a 2004 Sequoia 4x4 with a 4.7 V8.
They make Jap cars for men too, anon.
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>>767510700
beeping homo
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>>767512489
Things I love... I had a wife once... enjoy what you have. My first car was a Geo Metro.
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>>767510660
a truck without working breaks is much more likely to kill you in a car accident than an angry driver
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>>767512703
Ah, so she left you when you started to transition into a woman yourself? Tough break
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Just grow up and forget about it.
Part of becoming a man is gradually losing the fragile boy-ego drama and saving your fury for when you really need it.
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>>767512866
She left when I did you idiot..
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>>767512963
That's what I said. She left when you did start transitioning.
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>>767510169
No, don't be a bitch. Next time, either fight him, or go about your day. Don't cry about your problems on a Polynesian Worm Collecting forum.
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>>767513106
To become a gay lesbian.... you should try poetry.
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>>767513261
Of you're going the lesbian route then you should have gotten a Subaru outback instead
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>>767513261
Let me help.

> dumb as fuck as I am
> I felt I’m worth less than a can
> I cower in shame
> and with hate I blame
>>>

You don’t deserve an ending.
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Loosen lug nuts and partially deflate the front Passenger side tire. If you have time to pour rice in his gas tank about a week or two later. Continue to mercilessly fuck with him in minor ways very sporadically. Cut three of his tire valves off months later. Smear dig shit on all his door handles. Get creative
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>>767512068
I love FJs, but the interior fucking blows
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>>767511108
this, should have handled it then and there
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>>767514316
The interior I love, and the 3 wiper blades... It fucking works and I love it. Get an f-150 and compare endurance.
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>>767514667
Its a Toyota lol it'd be foolish to try and outlive that motor with any other on the market...
I was very close to buying a blacked out FJ I just couldnt handle the inside
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