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Dumped by a girl after first time trying sex because my dick

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Dumped by a girl after first time trying sex because my dick is too big for her. Just great.
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>>767501660
Get fit lol then you have thots going up and down on you for being handsome and hung
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show your dick
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>>767501660
let me guess
you are a virgin envious asshole dipishit
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>>767501912
I'm not that fit but i'm in half the normal BMI and I do some weights (14 lbs per dumbbell)
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>>767501660
Wow what a fucking bitch
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>>767502050
wut
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>>767501987
I mean first time trying sex with her after dating some time, now my first time lol
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Lube and alcohol. Or just cosby her
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>>767501660
ITT: things that never happened
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>>767502050
>not that fit but I curl 14 lbs
>not that fit
>14 lbs

Nigger you're unfit as fuck
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>>767503594
Yeah man that's what I say, I want to say that I'm not fat
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OP HAS BEEN REPORTED PLEASE BAN
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>>767501660
Send her my way
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>>767502050
What lift are you doing with 14 pounds... it better be wrist curls or something.
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>>767501660
>fiction: the thread.
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>>767503455
>>767504539
small dick: the posts
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>>767503455
/thread
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two of my exes (and my current wife as well) have complained to their girlfriends that fucking a guy with a big dick (especially a long one) was incredibly painful. The vagina can accommodate a lot of abuse but it's like trying to park a school bus in the family garage... it doesn't fit.

Having spoken to around 40 women on the subject, every single one of them agreed on one thing: girth was more important than length every single time.

And the women who slept with guys who had large dicks (including one who measured 9.5 inches and was slender), all maintain that they actively sought to avoid sex with them in future and if they were in a relationship this was the key element to them wanting to break up.

Interesting.
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>>767501660
muh dick
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>>767501660
sounds like an excuse, big dick small brain maybe
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>>767504824
>right click
>search google for image
fake as shit kek
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>>767501660
https://soundcloud.com/go-to-bed/atan-but-its-actually-emen-by-yung-lad-and-his-pal-kanye-west
https://soundcloud.com/go-to-bed/atan-but-its-actually-emen-by-yung-lad-and-his-pal-kanye-west
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>>767504927
HAHAHAHAH

OP you fucked up
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>>767504824
C'mon op. Your not even trying
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>>767505639
You're. Fuck
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