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Reddit couldn't roast us for shit, lets see you fags do better
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I'm pretty sure one of you were my lunch lady
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>>767496586
Big fat trouble
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>>767496586
1 and 2 should take 3's queue and lose some weight. Not roast, just real. You'll enjoy your life more if in 20 years you feel great and not weighed down by 500 pounds of fat (it'll only get worse if you don't take action).
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>>767496986
Looks like a weight loss and hair loss then restoration timeline. Why do these guys look familiar?
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>>767497247
Something with that cuck actor, Shia
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>>767497311
oh fuck, is that polblart and bag? What the fuck are those a'holes doing holding up those signs?
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#2 are you carrying #3 or #1's child? Also, does the other know?
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>>767497413
Shilling?
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>>767496586
fat bald or both. Tough choice.
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>>767497413
initially meant for reddit, but they sucked wanted to see if you guys could roast us better
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>>767496586
Somewhere there is a casting director for a light beer commercial who is screaming "where the fuck are those three!"
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>>767497651
timestamp, refuse to believe its you guys
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>>767497626
Z is for zozzle.q
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The lighting isn't too flattering. Try leaving them off next time.
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>>767497463
The first of many KEKs.
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>>767496820
Well played, anon.
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>claim to be your own boss
>all you did was start a gaming channel called comfyentertainment
>it doesn't even reach more than 10 viewers a stream
>not even 20 subscribers

Lmao, you seriously think you're gonna get anywhere? Guaranteed you all have some shitty part time job
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>>767497988
I saw a fat kid screaming bout guns. Found that entertaining
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>>767498103
>entertained by a fat kid screaming about guns

Please be an underage kid, it would be really sad if you were 18+ and actually found people screaming while playing videogames entertaining
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>>767497988
Hi Luke and Shia.
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>>767496986
Maybe its because they look similar that's why they're friends? Dunno.
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>>767498171
Wasn't a video game.. Just a fatty front and center on a spiel about guns.
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>>767498248
meant for >>767497247
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>>767498194
>the only retort this guy could find is claiming I'm one of his buddies he started the channel with

It's not difficult to literally go to that subreddit, find your post, then look through your post history to find your pathetic attempt at getting internet fame/money
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Not worth roasting just kill yourself before the diabetes does.
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Here you go
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>OP and his friends actually think they're gonna make a career out of streaming

Your channel is months old and you haven't broken 17 subs, lmao how long till you guys let the depression of failure hit and you quit this stupid dream?
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>>767498426
oh fugs, it is you guys
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>>767498426
https://youtu.be/WxXFQGiPdNU
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>>767498426
This looks like a thumb, humpty dumpty, and fat osama bin laden are all about to bump uglies.
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>>767496586
1 and 2 would look cute if they lost weight. Sorry can't roast the hwndu boys.
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Are any of you guys married? I'm asking because.. if so then there's definitely hope for me.
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>>767498705
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>>767496586
> us
>>767497651
> us
what in the literal fuck are you talking about fucktard? there is no "us", this is board, not a fucking community! YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT STAY ON REDDIT YOUR ASSHOLE
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>>767499078
Insulting /ourguys/

kek
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>>767499078
>there is no "us"
Obviously there's 3 guys posting. Also this >>767499153
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>>767499078
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>>767499153
https://youtu.be/mEqILKEBkaI
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>>767497988
>>all you did was start a gaming channel called comfyentertainment
watching. they're going through tinder profiles ripping on chicks
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>>767499078
bro how high are you right now
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>op and his friends only expect fat jokes
>the moment someone starts insulting the fact that they "became their own boss" by starting a shitty gameplay channel they never respond to it

How sad. Now that I've pointed it out one of them's gonna respond in a desperate attempt to make it look like they aren't affected by it. I just find it funny they actually think their channel is going to go anywhere. I wonder how long till they go from "we're our own boss!" to "it's just a hobby leave us alone"
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>>767496586
im surprised you had enough time to stop touching eachothers dicks and seek approval from the internet
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Why the fuck are we doing reddit shit here anyway?
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>>767496586
Faggot #1
Faggot #2
and of course Faggot #3
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>>767499315
>the gaming aspect of their stream failed
>now they're trying to be roasters for random girls

You can already see they're going nowhere, I just hope they know they're going nowhere with this "media company"
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>>767499467
>>the moment someone starts insulting the fact that they "became their own boss" by starting a shitty gameplay channel
They're swiping through tinder profiles
>>767499614
>>the gaming aspect of their stream failed
>>now they're trying to be roasters for random girls
And you know this because? Get real, it's 3 guys laughing looking at tinder profiles.
kek polblart on stream, his comments, just wants to be roasted maaan
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>>767496586
Is this what the autism spectrum looks like?
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>>767499614
>>767499467
Not sure it really matters. It's not hard to get a company with your name on it. 3 bros shooting the shit. At least they have friends I guess
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>>767499467
wait, wait — you faggots sit there and watch people play video games like it's tv? jesus basketball-dunking christ in sidecar, that's gay. that's the gayest gay shit that ever gayed gay shit. you rejects are a hopeless fucking cause.
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>>767499991
It's because they're not just 3 bros shooting the shit. They claim they're their own boss and started a media company, when it's just a shitty streaming thing that gets 5-10 viewers. Their massive delusion that this is going to be an actual career is really sad and pathetic. And it's obvious you're one of them since you got angry enough to lash out with a "lol u have no friends" retort.
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Run of the mill omega males.
So mundane there's nothing even
remotely noteworthy of roasting.
Nothing to roast that hasn't been
made fun of already.

That's pretty fucking sad in itself eh?
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Three fat, ugly dumplins seeking validation on an anonymous board. I think you’re all at an all-time-low.
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>>767500180
I'm sure they're exaggerating about the "own boss" thing. At least one of them probably has a job.
>"lol u have no friends"
No I meant I wish I had friends...
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>>767499991
>>767500180
They're entertaining, I mean they were entertaining at HWNDU considering. No one cares.
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>>767496586
You look like the kind of people who are into munging.
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>>767496586
Anyone notice the similarities?
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>>767496986
sauce?
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>>767496586
which of your moms basements are you guy playing dungeons and dragons at tonight?
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>>767496586
You guys look like fine upstanding gentlemen.
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>>767500472
>ask to get roasted
>someone actually strikes a nerve
>start fumbling and go with a boring "ur a virgin loser and probably fat and and and and ur stupid too!11!!!!"

Lmao, this is great. I can't believe nobody else thought to actually criticize your "dream" of being a successful entertainment bullshit company. It's hilarious that's what got you people butthurt. Maybe you'll finally give up or go back to your old jobs.
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>>767496586
>people thinking this is real
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Each of you looks like you’d throw an encouraging note in your daughters lunch bag.
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>>767496586
>He is the author...?
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>>767500737
It is, on their stream they were visiting this thread
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>>767498426
which one of you guys is considered the "cool" guy of the group?
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>>767496586
Ya'll look like you have to tell your neighbors before you move in that you're registered sex offenders.
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>>767496586
The Jonas Brothers really let themselves go
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>>767496586
I think you guys have already had a few too many roasts. Why not try a salad?
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>>767496586
>tfw knew bringing image posting back to 4chan was a mistake
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>>767496586
At least you fat faggots are standing in size order
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>>767498426
The one in the middle looks like Jared after being convicted and putting on some pounds again. Seriously, the child rape is strong with this one.

The one on the left seems to have no qualities that stand out as interesting on even a negative level. It looks like he just got a lobotomy, sucking out all of the individuality, and likes wearing hats backwards to cover up the wounds and scars it caused and make him seem like one of the normal guys.

The one on the right looks like he wants to have a good time but is failing deep down, but to all his peers/"friends" he's doing just fine. I bet he buried his willingness to give any shits to be of any purpose during early childhood, let alone adolescence. So with his charming melancholic comedy he tries to find purpose, constantly only giving a temporary stitch to an otherwise empty life.
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>>767500543
>which of your moms basements are you guy playing dungeons and dragons at tonight?
Why wasn't my AD&D group this cool?
>>767500727
>actually criticize your "dream" of being a successful entertainment bullshit company.
When's the last time you left the house, jesus, there's a whole world out there outside of your parents basement. Turn of the computer, go enjoy it, you're taking 3 guys goofing off too personal for some reason.
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>>767501642
>s-s-s-s-stop insulting our media company!11! why aren't you calling us fat insults we've heard a million times???? we will be successfull we will we will we will RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>767502126
Self validating your own insults get's you nowhere. If you watch the damn stream like everyone else, they're not responding to you
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>>767502126
I get it, just because you don't like it, everyone else has to feel the same, especially considering we're on /b/ of all places
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>>767500737
>>people thinking this is real
they weren't fags, time stamp >>767498426
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>>767502373
>implying I'd waste my time

I think it's great how they took my insult personally, feels good man
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>>767502379
>>767502373
>people insult their weight and looks
>no response
>one person insults their media company
>UR A VIRGIN LOSER GET SOME FRIENDS GO OUTSIDE FUCK U
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>>767496586
nigga in the middle look like Fatman from MGS2
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>>767503617
You're here for 1hr now responding though
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>>767503617
They give less then a shit. Watch the stream
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for the salty guy, blart in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0YyBHGBPQ
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>>767503861
>implying it's impossible to make a post and continue on with life

Not everyone sits here refreshing threads all day
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>>767503959
Imagine being so lonely that you run to defend some strangers on an anonymous board
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>>767503966
Fucking based
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>>767504307
Imagine being so lonely you insult some strangers on an anonymous board
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>>767504536
>make multiple posts because of how funny it is that you found the one thing that made someone mad
>moron thinks it's comparable to sucking their dick and pretending they don't care and are super cool

Kek
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>>767504762
Believing any of this shit really matters on a land of degeneracy like such.
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>>767496586
I bet when you typed in Roast, your mouth started watering you fat pieces of shit.
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They're still live if anyone is interested ComfyEntertainment
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>>767504942
>n-n-none of this matters anyway!!11!1
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>>767505061
>they've resorted to shilling their channel here
>pretending to be someone else

how sad
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>>767504997
best comment in thread
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>>767498426
Dude in back looks like one of those thumbs from spy kids
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>>767505118
>I-I'm insulting y-you becausee!!! I-I-I wasn't v-validated IN MY INSULT!!!!1!!11!!
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>>767496586
I don't have to do anything you fags say.
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