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how hard would you beat them if your roommate wheeled this into your room and started blasting slipknot on it while you where sleeping?
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Learn how to /b/ faggot

>Be sleeping
>Roommates wheel this into your room
>Blast slipknot at 160 thousand exploding suns
>What do

Pic related 72" Subwoofer
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>>767480911
fuck off with your 2015 style post faggot
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>>767480674
prolly have an aneurysm
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>>767480911
We got ourselves a professional retard.
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Dick would get hard. I love slipknot.
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>>767480911
Another magically sparkling pewdiepie sub.
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>>767480674
that cone would fall apart. would sound like ass
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>>767481055
so then how hard would you rape them?
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>>767480674
>how hard would you beat them if your roommate wheeled this into your room and started blasting slipknot on it while you where sleeping?
This "speaker" would be useless for blasting Slipknot as these giant speakers Mms is way to high to play anything but the lowest of frequencies, like < 20Hz.
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>>767480674
How did she get into my room when the door is locked?
Also, I'd just shoot it, there is a gun next to my bed
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>having a giant speaker
>not playing music that will utilize the bass on it properly
>not playing funk
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>>767481226
yeah, and theres no way a cone thats joined like that wouldnt distort along the joint and produce some nasty harmonics

>pic related, the sub i built / modeled.
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>>767480674
>wheel in speaker
>plug up amp
>press play
>DDDD....
>breaker trips
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>>767481226
I thought you were saying 20k hz and i was about to go full retard. You're right tho.
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>>767480674
Well, cosidering that die to previous damage it would cuase me be unable to balance at all for sometime and make me violently ill i wouldnt be able to punch then, i could sue them though and id pretty easily win as such medical issues would factor in to any lease i make at this point. My current lease requires that other tenants get written consent to play anything above a certain level.
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>>767481716
you seem like a blast at parties
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>>767481226
To my knowledge, historically large speakers play almost exclusively mids and highs via cone vibration rather than excursion; Kind of like hitting a huge Cymbal, rather than a drum.
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Why Slipknot?
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>>767482049
loud as fuck
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>>767482140
All music is equally loud, it's called a volume knob.
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This "speaker" reminds me of the MTX Thunder 1,000,000 I saw in a bread truck at the DB Drag World Finals in the late 1990s. IIRC they were putting up decent numbers at like 10Hz but it was mostly show and not much go.
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>>767482228
yes but its a lot of high pitched screaming especially on the first album
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>>767482008
Only ridiculously large speakers I've ever seen were sub-woofers.
pic related and also >>767482233
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>>767482323
Try Der Ring des Nibelungen by Wagner instead. Day four is particularly hideous.
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>>767482008
It's a sub, not a fucking tweeter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-Ztvx0w9I
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>>767480674
I kill him for having slioknot on his ipod, much less play it outloud.
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I'd get a crane and lower it just enough to pin them under it.
Then I'd put a weekends worth of food and drink next to them and return after 2 days.
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>>767482613
Well, thank you captain obvious.
Did you miss the part where I said "Historically large speakers could play highs" or did you get stuck at "big sub go boom boom"
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>>767482613

> "It sounds fine"

No, nigger, it sounds like ass.
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>>767480911
Virgin in fucking doggy style Mary, you’re fucking autistic
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>>767480674
After the initial what the fuck, get into some good ol' roommate bonding hijinx. And see what else we can do with that fucking thing.
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>>767483058
Grasping at straws much?
OP said and I quote
"...large speakers play almost exclusively mids and highs via cone vibration rather than excursion..."
yet somehow you manage to change "almost exclusively" to "could"
I've never seen a large speaker made to play highs, and when I say large speaker I'm referring to the diaphragm (the speakers cone)
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>>767481226
Exactly this. Nobody is playing music on that thing
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>>767483357
>Virgin in fucking doggy style Mary
wow you really fucked that one up.
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