Actual true story inbound:
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
why did I read this? I should have known better.
That's "Live and learn" dumbass
Jews are the result of every race in the world mixing and then inbreeding with eachother. Jews are fucking despicable and most if not all of the worlds major problems would disappear if all Jews were eradicated.
You should be fucking embarrassed that you laughed at such a shit tier meme.
There was a lot of protests about knife crime recently. So that's why UK knife jokes are popping up.