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ravioli ravioli give me the dickioli
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Jews?
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>>767441836
juice?
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>>767441932
What kind of juice?
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>>767441990
cranberry
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>>767442041
Disgusting.
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>>767442079
what would you prefer?
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>>767441729
My back and legs hurt.
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>>767442079
holy shit thats bob hope with pl
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>>767442150
my neck hurt. I put tiger balm on it .
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>>767442126
Orange or any kind of soil food.

>>767442174
Here's Humphrey Bogart and Sydney Greenstreet with Lorre.
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>>767442457
orange is good. I think I found a dead body today. If I did would the police have talked to me? I called them about this dude who had been sitting in the park in the same spot for 9 hours.
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>>767442283
I should sleep.
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>>767442575
I found a dead body in a car once. I didn't notify the police, but someone else did. The car was in an alley next to an abandoned store. Lot's of foot traffic in that area though. Walked back by later and the amberlamps were carting the body away. If they talk to you they'd probably just want to get a statement, ask some questions.
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>>767442602
me too. I'm window shopping online. what should I get?
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>>767442777
I'd imagine they'd have contacted me hours ago about it. The guy smelled really really bad even from about 20 feet away.
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>>767442778
Dildos.
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>>767442778
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BK13R83/ref=?tag=drsynth-20

>>767442857
Probably a hobo.
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>>767442983
nooooooooooooo

>>767442993
jesus...

>>767442993
yee he is, but he hadn't moved an inch and the smell was worse than normal.
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>>767443237
If he died then he would have shit and pissed himself, making the already putrid smell worse.
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>>767443332
yee i know that.
nini
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>>767443492
The process of death is rather interesting if you can get past the smell.
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>>767443576
it really is
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>>767442993
None can be as down to earth as Kanye
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>>767445934
Damn. That's not terribly nice
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>>767441729
>So, I found who was behind of it...
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Ravioli ravioli, give me the dick I deserveroli
Faggot
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>>767449006
lmao ya abo
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>>767449149
ya dumb dawg
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>>767449185
how are you faggot?
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>>767449248
tired from work
hbu
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>>767449266
getting over either tonsillitis or a throat infection of some sort. feeling much better today
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>>767449353
Stop sucking so much dik
xd
I use to always get throat pain.

I can actually get 'sick' whenever I want by sucking on my own throat. It makes it so sore the next day which means ez doctor cert
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>>767449413
excuse me, that is fucking wild dude
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>>767449499
Ive never done it before intentionally.
I'd always do it when I was younger to stop my throat 'itching' but it'd do more harm lel
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>>767449534
oh yeah i still do that. But not to the point where it did damage, just enough to give me a good itch ya know
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>>767449624
whats been the hap anyway?
Excited for our 4th public holiday in 7 weeks?
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>>767449673
working a freelance gig inbetween contracts and its been fun doing web dev stuff again.

Public holidays are actually getting annoying cause they are fucking with my other jobs pay

hbu man?
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>>767449732
I get paid for public holidays so its dope
Im hoping I continue to enjoy the job for at least a year then I can probably get a really nice job

Experience im getting now is amazing. customer support, sql, websites and c#.
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Anyone got some dope unknown cub porn? <3
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>>767441729
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767450108
the abos
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>>767445934
Why dude. Why
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>>767451101
all fags should suffer this fate
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>>767449797
yeah nice, i got a few friends that work at a dope place in the city. thinking about applying there just cause benefits are so good
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>>767451437
Whats the job and the pay?
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>>767451554
same job and pay as you and cant remember the company name, tech one or something with one in the name
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>>767451581
So software support at $50k inc super a year?
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>>767451610
yep
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>>767451610
although he started a year ago and is a little further up
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>>767451775
What do they do?
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as in, do you know anymore lel
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>>767451823
just everything you said, seems pretty fucking boring from what he tells me
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>>767451935
Yeah but work at a job like that for a year then you pretty much can get any IT related job.
The experience and pay is dope
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>>767451965
eh maybe, at least you'll be better off than graduates
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>>767452274
How goods the pay at the 2 shitty things you work at?

And yeah, 50k is like avg grad salary so hopefuly after that I can get bigdick job
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>>767452960
MORE CUB STUFF <3
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>>767441729
>So.O He is behind??
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Night fags
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>>767454000
Trips of truth

Best in thread!

Sauce?
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>>767455942
qt needs a quick prostate massage & a reach-around
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