Hey /b/. I’m 20/F with a 35/M boyfriend. AMA.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/. I’m 20/F with a 35/M boyfriend. AMA.
>>767396476
tits or gtfo
>>767396525
you’re so edgy
>>767396562
this is /b/ did you want a fucking cookie or something?
Tits or GTFO
>>767396476
he was a legal adult when you were 3.
let that sink in.
>>767397342
You think I didn’t already know that? Lmao
>>767397342
My mom had relatives that were 25-30 years apart, husband and wife
>>767397610
>>767397640
spotted the garbage people.
You know the rules. I dont know why you feel like you don't have to abide by them OP. Either show your tits or gtfo mah
/b/.
>>767397701
lol wut? how does that make someone garbage? i’d like to see you try and tell that to celebrity couples with age differences
>>767397772
>rules
>>767397792
>celebrity couples
god this thread is just brimming with human trash.
>>767397986
and retards like you, apparently.
>>767398095
sick burn bro. you offer after-work classes?
>>767398366
I offer comeback college classes
>>767396476
sure is summer already.
sage btw
>>767398716
sure is summer already?
>>767396476
Hello honey open bobs and show vagene pls. U come bangalore an I show u my lingam
why tho?
as a guy that just turned 21, i can understand it for a one night stand, if it's a pretty guy.
but to have a relation with? he could have been your dad.... i'd get seriously annoyed by the generation gap if i had a older or younger gf.
>>767399646
40 year old guy here who often dates girls in their early to mid 20s.
The generational gap isn't really a big deal 99% of the time.
They like me because I'm handsome, funny, experience at life and sex, polite/chivalrous, established with a house, car, career, confident, dominant, they have daddy issues, etc.
Most of them complain about guys their age being clueless, immature, rude fuckboys, etc.
Honestly I do way better now than I did in my 20s.
>>767400325
>roleplaying on an online message board to impress complete strangers.
pathetic.
>>767400925
Believe it or not, some people who post here have rich & full lives.
does he straight up play with your doo doo to nut
>>767401801
lol
anyway, here's that (You) you were fishing so hard for ;)
>>767396476
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FAT GREASY FAGGOT
>>767400325
>40 year old guy here who often dates girls in their early to mid 20s.
The generational gap isn't really a big deal 99% of the time.
They like me because I'm handsome, funny, experience at life and sex, polite/chivalrous, established with a house, car, career, confident, dominant, they have daddy issues, etc.
Most of them complain about guys their age being clueless, immature, rude fuckboys, etc.
Honestly I do way better now than I did in my 20s.
>>767396476
>>767400325
Hey it’s OP. Sorry was watching a police pursuit. I agree, the generational gap has never been an issue for us. I can’t stand guys my age.
>>767400325
you really sound like one cringy fucking beta.
but that still leaves my question unawnsered.
if they date you because you are rich, or succesfull and say nice things to you to make your old ass feel good, so you buy them gifts and shit, then they are even worse then those guys they complain about.
let's be fucking honest for a second here, if your head isn't bald already, there isn't that much left. they are not doing this for you as a person, but for your stuff.
so unless you are a moneychasing whore, why date a guy that much older? i could understand 5-10 years, but 20? that's a lot.
>>767403249
OP here. My boyfriend doesn’t have a lot of money. Most months, we struggle to make ends meet. Neither of us intended to have such a significant age difference in a relationship. We met through a friend, kept in touch on Facebook, and that was that.
Oh,
I’m 22M with 34 year old GF
ツ
>>767396476
stick with it Anon. My wife is 111 yrs my junior and despite ups and downs we have been together for 24 yrs!
>>767396476
>>767403562
>>767403165
how come, OP?
i have to admit, most girls my age aren't exactly my taste either. way to immature, dumb as rocks, actually the same shit posted here.
but it's not like i am coming home with a single mom with kids old enough to be my brothers because of that.
not that i'm complaining, if you love each other, why the fuck not. but i still find it wierd.
>>767396476
it won't last, you're just a slut who likes the sex you have with him. Nothing more. If you had any intelligence you would be focusing more on school and work and not shitposting on /b/, you have nothing interesting to contribute to society. tell me, where did it all go wrong?
femanon if anything this age, +60 yo, has learnt me is that one can't tell when another will make ones posy rosie, run with what ya'll find feels good and don't look back.
>>767403811
Glad to hear that! We’ve been talking about marriage
>>767404143
I finished school for medical assisting and medical insurance and coding, but good job trying to assume you know anything about my life or our relationship. Sorry to hear you are unable to juggle work and personal relationships. I hope you can improve.
>>767404021
It kind of just happened. As I said in an earlier post, neither of us intended to be in an age gap relationship. We kind of just fell in love unintentionally haha
>>767396476
Do you use lube before or after you have to use the dick pump?
>>767404468
remember me when you break up.
>>767404821
haha no problem, I actually didn’t even realize you wrote 111
>>767404890
lmao too bad that’s not happening
>>767396476
thats nothing, friend of mine is 23 and here boyriend is 53
>>767405185
exactly, not sure why so many people on here are flipping a bitch
>>767405073
keep that positive energy anon, you're going to need it.
>>767403811
>111 yrs my junior
Hearty KEK you ancient fuck
>>767396476
Tits whore
>>767405384
actually i’m a nihilist so nah
>>767406097
lie
>>767397986
This. Also tits slut
>>767406097
Impossible for women not to care about tons of dumb fucking shit. Tits you cantankerous whore
>>767406179
one of the reasons we really connected is because we’re both nihilists sooooo
>>767406361
Either this is bait or I hope your surrogate fuck father kills you and ideally eats you. Now show us your fucking tits you attention craving fuck bucket
>>767406524
nah, not showing my tits because I respect myself
>>767406361
if you really were nihilist you woudn't be in a relationship, wouldn't try, and wouldn't care enough to start an attention whoring thread. I'm glad to know that you're edgy enough to think you are, that works for a lot of people.
>>767406361
If you were a nihilist you wouldnt be telling us your a women and begging for attention like an insecure little pig girl. Tits or gtfo np one cares about your daddy issues
>>767406579
proof you're not a nihilist.... grow up faggot
>>767406756
don’t try to tell me I’m not a nihilist, LMAO. that was the first thing my boyfriend detected in me. have fun being single for the rest of your life ;)
>>767406710
“your a women” that grammar...
>>767406579
You obviously dont being on /b/ begging for attention that daddy's didnt show you so you offered your whole up to new daddy. Tits you nasty scum skank
>>767406865
implying i’m begging for attention. begging for it as much as you are.
>>767406579
Well someone has to respect you I guess. Because everytime you walk past someone all they think is oh look another dumb little cunt with make believe daddy issues whoring her body out for his money.
>>767396476
>>767406820
you obviously have some moral belief, that automatically makes you a poser. try harder faggot.
>>767403165
Not the 40 year old guy but you're probably a beta loser if you think a good looking successful guy who's 40 can't get mid 20s women. Its unfathomable for a loser like you
>>767406912
I don’t have daddy issues, and he doesn’t have a lot of money/give me any soooo. I have my own money.
>>767406852
Correcting grammar always reeks of desperation. Tits you dumpster dwelling hooker. Bonus points for crying or covering yourself with actual garbage. You know your natural habitat
>>767406968
Dont click guys, full of virus
So many alt-lite petersoncucks itt. How can they all fit?
Let this shit larp thread die. Unless the goal is to bait people by pretending to be baited. In that case, i'm just pretending to be baited by the bait's bait
>>767407017
Doesn't matter that's what everyone that sees you thinks sooooooo zero respect from everyone who isn't you
>>767407084
Reported for interfering with a criminal investigation.
>>767406968
Cancer
>>767407205
>t.petersonjew thinks he speaks for everyone
Kill yourself, neoliberal.
>>767396476
If you two are happy, what the others think about you 2 worth absolutely nothing. Fuck the opinion of the world, no one pays your bills. You owe nothing to no one, no reason to feel insecure about it.
That have been said, here's /b/, so tits or GTFO.
>>767407387
>>767407205
lmaooo good for them
>>767407482
I bet this is pretty spot on to how fucking ugly this bitch must be
>>767407565
I literally posted that in response to people asking for tits. Not ugly, either ;) neither is the boyfriend
>>767407726
OHHHHHHH so you're a complete faggot.
Sage.
>>767407726
I bet your sinfully ugly but atleast you dont care you're ugly and daddy never loved you right?
>>767407726
>>767407726
Now cry cover yourself in trash and earn my affection like you earn your daddies and get naked
>>767408215
your grammar fucking sucks, and no I’m not ugly, sorry to disappoint. also my dad is and always has been active in my life
>>767408717
That's why you let him fuck you? Show us your tits you waste of fucking space
>>767408717
You're just a whore with daddy issues that was to ugly to strip or do porn
>>767398506
Cum on back classes? No surprise
>>767408796
I never said I fuck my dad. Lmao are you retarded?
>>767408920
More like I have too much self-respect to strip or do porn
>>767409024
That’s not what I said.
>>767408717
Active in your life to groom you to be a naughty little daddy fucker
>>767409187
You have zero self respect you're on /b/ getting berated
>>767409233
You know me so well ;)
>>767409278
I don’t let literal retards trigger me
>>767396476
Are you going to cry when he dumps you after talking you into getting an abortion? Are you going to blame all men for his shit?
Or are you going to be smart and own his ass in court and use the fact that he wanted your child dead against him in the custody battle?
>>767409559
I bet he has a wife and real family
>>767396476
Let's see a picture of the happy couple to prove them wrong
>>767409597
Who said I was pregnant? I’m on birth control and very responsible with it. Never had a problem with it in the years I’ve taken it.
>>767409800
Nope, he doesn’t. Sorry to burst your bubble. He was with his ex for 6 years.
You're all fucking newfags.
Except for the tits of gtfo army who understand the score.
Stop replying until proof is shown you fucking newfag cucks.
>>767410658
What do you expect? 12 year olds wanna talk to "women"
>>767410658
I've been berating this bitch for over an hour this slam pig is too ugly to show shit
>>767410924
OP over 150 lb confiremmeded
>>767411160
Lmao I weigh 130
>>767409559
You gray Bush chasing cumslut no one loves you. He will die before you and you get to die alonelike you deserve
>>767410924
>slam pig
I weigh 130
>too ugly to show shit
Not sure what you guys want to see, but you’re not getting tits out of me. Why would you want to see an ugly girl’s tits anyway? ;)
>>767411323
Sorry can’t watch your webms on mobile
>>767411321
Must be fun conversing with 16-18 year olds. You're fucking pathetic, chatting w kids online
>>767411304
Actually I’ll probably die first given my connective tissue disorder soooo yeah. Nice try though!
>>767411380
Who cares who I talk to? It’s not like I’m 40 or 60 or some shit.
>>767411410
((no self respect))
>>767411410
Degenerate much?
>>767396476
Fair wench! Hark! Fatty, thou art hereby required to undo thy bodice and shew the gross, sagging bubs God hath bestowed upon thee.
Though I may be inclined to demur somewhat, if thou art still hungry right now, Tubby.
>>767411686
I like how you all just assume I’m fat. I USED to be 223 lbs but I am now 130.
>>767411950
>130
kg?
>>767396476
>>767411950
probably30 lbs worth of loose skin
>>767411360
Lol im a inferior mobilefag. I can watch webms you lying sack of shit
Tits or gtfo newfag/attentionwhore
>Kiwis havin fun
>>767411950
>130
Solar masses?
>am femanon
Fuck off, tits or gtfo
>>767412354
Cant on windows phones
>>767412913
I’m on an iPhone. they don’t work for me.
>>767412219
Nope! No loose skin actually since I paced myself
>>767412060
I already stated the unit of measurement.
>>767412913
Hope you like gifs then
>>767413052
Yeah, solar masses!
>>767412354
that’s what it does when I click on a webm
>>767413019
>>767413111
And you must be retarded
>>767413036
>>767396476
I am a guy who had the same 15 year age difference - she was 22 and I was 37. That was 10 years ago. Now she is 32 and I am 47. Still living together. It can work.
>>767413170
you’re so edgy with all your OP related gifs
>>767413138
Well, do i got the gif for you
>>767413206
Awesome! I’m glad to hear that
>>767413249
I had to start exercising to keep up with her though!
>>767413212
>jpeg
>edgy
Kek. Op is always a faggot, these are a necessity.
Tits or gtfo newfag
>>767413212
>>767413165
>>767396476
>>767396476
You must be ugly, or he must have money
>>767397610
Pedophile detected
>>767413373
Haha, my boyfriend is pretty damn spry
>>767413535
I’m not ugly and nope he doesn’t have excess money, if much at all
>>767413569
How is he a pedophile? We’re both consenting adults.
>>767413651
Not him, you ya sick fuck
>>767413572
Still larping as a female i see
Tits or gtfo
>>767413600
>>767413651
>>767413249
>>767413651
Lol 18 year old givin it to a 3 year old is okay in OPs book..... PEDOPHILE
>>767413820
I’m a pedophile because I’m 20 with a 35 year old boyfriend? Ooookay. The retard is strong with you.
>>767413867
Umm when did I say that? Someone pointed out that he was 18 when I was 3, and I told them I’m aware of that.
>>767396476
I'm 34 and have a major thing for my 19 year old coworker. How can I tell if she is into me?
>>767413572
so was I 10 years ago. Now I am again. I let myself go for a bit.
>>767413867
It must suck to be retarded :/
>>767413651
>femanon here
You expect us to believe this meme?
Larping faggot
>>767413925
Those were our ages when we started dating. It’s hard to say... does she seem to ramble around you? Talk really fast? Play with her hair? I remember rambling on our first few dates because I liked him so much and was so nervous
>>767413925
you're 34 and you can't tell when a girl is interested? Jesus...
>>767414083
How would you know faggot?
>>767413940
It musk suck to be white knighting for a man
>>767414083
Not all girls make it blatantly obvious
>>767414314
I’m not white knighting for anyone
>>767414017
No, but she doesn't seem the rambling type. Is there a way to tell if she would consider dating someone with such a gap in age? I don't want to make an uncomfortable situation at work.
>>767413931
You sure seem to have let yourself go, after all, you are larping as a female on a anime posting website
>>767414393
Unfortunately I don’t think there’s any way to tell. I’d just ask her out to coffee or something. The worst that can happen is that she says no.
>>767414346
Shit nm, though you were defending OP
>>767414542
I am OP LMAO
>>767414017
Man, you really wanted to get your dick in his ass, didn't you
>>767414509
>relying on a larper for advice
>>767414609
Oh. Faggot.
>>767414635
Sorry but I don’t have a dick
>>767414698
You can think I’m not female all you want. It doesn’t affect me in any way.
>>767414509
Did you two ever work together?
>>767414820
And you can act like a female all you like. Just be know you will be ridiculed for doing so
>>767414928
I just don't want to make work weird for her, lol.
How do your parents feel about it?
>>767414928
Do you educate people on fat acceptance or trans rights? I'm guessing both.
>>767401801
Thats bullshit, people only come here from the cesspools of society
Typical annoying cunt
>im not ugly
lol
>>767415781
attention whore probably being cheated on
>the most interesting thing about me is that im a girl
>>767396476
was your 35yo bf a virgin when you met him?
>>767415883
yes he;s not lying im not insecure also im not lonely
>>767415910
Were you a virgin?
>>767415985
no i fucked 4 bbc also im a trans woman dont appropriate me you fucking idiot
>>767415781
you know youre a brain dead whore when the only people you can converse with is /b/
>>767410341
>Who said I was pregnant?
You will be and he'll try to get you to kill the kid.
>>767416192
Can we not make this about abortion, and instead make fun of the trap that claims to be female?
>>767411382
Fucking good go now and an hero yourself you filthy pig
Your baby will turn out not yours but he'll want it dead anyways
>>767402854
Fuck off lardass.
>>767411382
boo hoo cry more bitch, holy shit if i met you irl id have to hold back on smashing your fucking face in
I 'm 35 and really want to fuck my 20 year old employee.
>>767416766
Whoever posted this is 10 times the woman op is.
>this gave me tinglies
>>767396562
thats the rule u fucking cunt. tits or gtfo.
>>767416766
Oh fuck you man, I forgot about that one ! x)
Well, my titties hurt.
>>767416440
I’m crying? Since when?
>>767416192
Uhh, weird because he wants kids with me
>>767416394
Nah, I’m way too happy to do that
>>767415883
Nope. He’s had many girlfriends over his lifetime and was not a virgin lmao
>>767415231
My parents LOVE him. They were never judgmental about our relationship.
>>767415386
Why would I educate anyone on either? I don’t give two fucks about either subject.
>>767415805
Yeeaaaah he’s not cheating on me. We live together and I’m always at his work and other than that we pretty much do everything together so no chance of that. Sorry to burst another bubble.
>scroll to bottom
>no tits
tl:dr
>>767420271
sucks to suck ://
