>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my head into the wall and screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare the highest luxary goodboypoints can buy
>I make my way back to my bed exhausted from my journey across the room and back i rest
>my diaper seems almost full ill need a change before the big event later
>pondering what is going to happen in tonights episode i drift into slumber my little pony playing in the background
>I am awoken to mommy cleaning my piss jars up i tell her i need a diaper change aswell she nods with a look of disgust on her face
>Soon iCarly will be on the grand event
>The theme songs starts playing i scream at mommy to hurry or ill murder her and feed her to our dog buttersnout
>Mommy enters my room she is dressed in appropriate apperal plaid shorts converss sneekers and a hoodie her hair dyed the perfect shade of blonde.
>Now my Good boy favorite boy reward rivaled only by tendies and juice boxes begins
>I wait for a scene with sam in it my favorite iCarly character she is the best i then have mommy do her special service to me and pretend its sam
>i came five times tonight it was the best i finish by blowing on sams i mean mommy butt and tell that dirty slut to go make me SOME FUCKING TENDIES
>she starts walking away when a sight i never witnessed before appears before my eyes SAM IN A BIKINI JUST SHOWED ON AIR OMG
>With a speed of achilles i move like a lion and grab mommy before she makes it out of my lair
>I throw her on my computer desk and did adult things too her more then i ever thought i could
>when im finally finished mommy isnt moving
>iCarly is over i lay down and start watching adventure time
>covered in my special sauce mommy starts crying
>i tell her GO GET ME FUCKING TENDIES
This same dumbfuck pasta AGAIN?
>>767311033
Dubs?
Is that ALL?
Pathetic.
>>767311111
CHECK EM
More?
>>767311111
Whoa...
>>767311111
>witnessed
>>767311111
WHAT
>>767311111
I have had dubs, trips, quads, quints so many times I can't count. Hardly ever get singles round these parts.
>>767311111
nice script faggot
>>767311111
Not quads, but something above, something that has ascended.
P E N T S
>>767311618
I have been cursed as the dubbiest nigga in the galaxy. It is my curse to bear. It is my curse to wear. It is my curse to share. Whit all those who care. I'm always going to be there. Dubbing is my name. It is who I've became. I truly am the master of my game.
>>767311111
>baka gets quints and owns dumb frogposter
>thread suddenly fills to the brim with dubs
iCarly's still on the air?
>>767311588
Singles?
>>767311111
Checked
>>767311111
BAKA BAKA
>>767311111
Scripted
>>767311111
THIS THREAD IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY
>>767311111
Nice
>>767311111
FROGPOSTERS ABSOLUTELY OWNED
>>767311477
>>767311588
>>767311744
>>767311811
this is now a get thread