Alright, all gather. The summer is on the verge of it's arrival, and the sorting hat will choose of your new board that you shall be lurking within.
Newfags, inscribe a sentence, and I shall choose your new summer home.
Let the admissions begin.
>>767300485
Wait what?
>>767300485
Your thread is trash OP, but I'll play along.
My dick is a big as your mums, I'll slitherin to your dads butt.
>>767300921
Ah, I see, I see.
>>/pol/ it shall be!
>>767301027
I see, a vulgar one, but your heart seems soft within.
>>/r9k/ it is, you shall remove those edges, and embrace the softer side of yours.
>>767300485
Who died and made you king?
>>767300485
I have no friends and love gore and porn
>>767300485
Fuck you.
>>767300485
>on the verge of it's arrival,
Can I interrupt the usual bonehead shit?
If you intend to say IT IS then it's IT'S. If you do not intend to say IT IS then it's ITS. Say it out loud if you're too stupid to do this in your head:
ON THE VERGE OF IT IS ARRIVAL.
Doesn't sound right, does it? So use ITS. ON THE VERGE OF ITS ARRIVAL. See how fucking EASY that is?
>>767300485
I like big butts and i cannot lie
I live for my job, because there is nothing in my life, and I am dead inside
>>767300485
I hate the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRNNC9DI94
>>767300485
I like trains.
>>767300485
I don’t think that women should be allowed to play video games.
>>767300485
hi , here to know my place :)
Sure anon
>>767301153
A difficult one, but yes, yes.
>>/vp/ for this one, may your journeys flourish.
>>767301199
That's a beautiful statement, but with the dubs on it's side, you shall be >>/y/
>>767301267
This one is certain.
>>/qst/
>>767301281
Absolutely remarkable, beautiful. You have corrected the hat.
>>/asp/ it is, for your future endeavors.
>>767300485
Make my parents proud.
Trip get
>>767300485
Holy shit, a talking hat lmao shot is lit, fam
>>767301471
im not a faggot though
i got y
>>767301281
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>>767301295
May your path flourishes with many international butts around, >>/bant/ it is!
>>767301319
What if someone gave you a toy to toy with?
Make us proud, >>/toy/ it is.
>>767301325
Absolutely beautiful, but I see something behind the hatred.
>>/diy/ it is!
>>767301393
Difficult, but this will certainly change your mind about the female form.
>>/soc/ you go.
Hit me with your best
Poo in loo.
>>767300485
Dick Cheney helped orchestrate it and the Jews perpetrated 9/11.
Who gives a shit we're all about to be reaped anyway once your pathetic sack of skin shit and brain melt away and there's nothing left expect your rotting soul
>>767300485
Fucking stressed, where do you suggest?
>>767301642
I was hoping for hufflepuff but Bant it is! Thanks sorting hat!
>>767301765
Hat must have sat on this dudes rad and died due to lack of brain power. RIP hat
>>767300485
real life
>>767301489
Think like they do, >>/news/ it is!
>>767301543
What a shame, but worry not for the future brings you a greater joy, >>/po/ you go.
>>767301566
Ah, beautiful, beautiful, let's study the arcane a bit more; >>/cgl/!
>>767301661
I knew that this day would come...
A courageous one arrives, >>/b/ it is!
>>767301692
>>/k/ in loo!
>>767301713
Absolutely correct, but who believes the righteous? You will be safer in >>/ic/
>>767301765
That is the most epic poetry since Beowulf, let us go utilize this spirit in, >>/lgbt/!
>>767301891
Everything shall be alright now, >>/r9k/ it is!
>>767301938
Care for some real life electronics? >>/g/ it is!
>>767300485
I want to be alone all the time, my ultimate goal is to find a place where I never have to see anyone again
well this looks fun, im game.
>>767302083
>>/k/ in loo!
Come on faggit, can't own guns. Roll again damn it.
>>767302100
You have the dubs of the money, and yet, the sorrow of the non funded...
>>/biz/ it is!
>>767302144
Hair loss is never a concern as long as I am on your head, >>/x/ it is.
>>767302146
You are game, a game you are. But would you be game in a higher resolution?
>>/hr/
>>767302187
>can't own guns
Nobody has to know that
>>767302187
The sorting is certain.
I work in a library, enjoy playing my gameboy advance, and love eating red leicester cheese OwO
>>767302083
Im honoured to be allowed to stay here. So shitposting shall be my fate
>>767302304
So be it.
>>767300485
Did I win?
>>767302313
What a crisp breath of air you've brought, you shall have so much fun at
>>/trv/ for one shall travel too.
>>767302470
Have you won, will you win? Let's all witness your ascension or fall!
>>/s/ it is!
>>767300485
they are making me go to rehab :'(
>>767302583
>>767302447
>>767302417
>>/x/, next.
>>767302665
And you say no? no? and no perhaps?
You can't say no without the >>/n/ word.
/n/ you go, hah hah!
>>767300485
i'm suicidal and genocidal
last night i punched a cat
Send help
>>767300485
the amount of times ive gone to other boards on here I could count on one hand, ive been here for years but dont care enough to explore.
halp!
traps are gay
>>767302848
Absolutely troubled indeed, but can you make a poster out of it?
>>/gd/ you go!
got a fucking huge ass gut and trying to lose weight. browsing /b isnt cutting it. transform me into a alpha male OP. Lets see my destination.
>>767300485
Not Slytherin... please no Slytherin...
>>767300485
I really like comics and cartoons but hate /co/ what do sorting hat.
>>767303089
dawg whatcha mean? slytherin is cool
>>767302922
Your ascension is nigh, >>/bant/ you go. You shall meet new friends there.
>>767302930
Agreed! But when was the anal sex first documented? >>/his/ it is!
>>767302964
Absolutely beautiful, but you already have the courage and power beneath to train.
>>/ck/ it is, for the transformation begins in your kitchen.
>>767303089
Not Slytherin hah, but why, I was about to put you in there. A difificult one indeed.
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TO THE SACRED /f/ YOU GO!
>>767303143
No need to feel sad, for the fellow members of >>/jp/ are more than excited to greet you!
>>767303312
Goddamit sorting hat. I don't wanna goto /jp/ fucking weebs make me uncomfortable -desu-
>>767300485
Check em hat boy.
>>767303573
You need additional numbers for that, young man.
>>/biz/ it is.
>>767303312
>>767302964
praise the sorting hat.
>>767300485
i'm aware that liking traps can be pretty gay BUT some of them looks really really cute. just a few of them. don't judge me please
>>767303948
The hat judges you not, young man.
Let us get some fresh air in, >>/gif/
All admitted newfags, please follow your superiors to your chambers, the admission time has been finished.
>>767300485
send me to a good place actually send me to three places.
>>767305165
A late comer huh, well the 4chan is now closed it's admissions, wait here until the new admission phase begins;
http://www.wpr.org/listen-live?network=news
>>767305310
>>767305165
I'm an oldfag
>>767300485
No one loves you, and you're going to die alone. Not even God loves you you worthless piece of shit nigger faggot. All of them people you admire will not even spare the time to spit on your grave, because you weren't even noteworthy enough to warrant it. And ur mom gay too.
What's up my nigga.
Passion of The Christ
>>767306772
Reroll
>>767300485
Traps are not gay.
>>767300485
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