Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?
op's mom, twice
>>767295030
I fucked Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond
>>767295111
trips of truth
OP's mom is a cumhole
>reply "OP mother is cumhole" to have a free blowjob from OP's mom
>>767295111
>sex with celebrities
>first reply is always about fucking OP mon
Why? Whats the point of this meme?
I fucked amanda bynes and miranda cosgrove. True story.
>>767295433
go on... story?
>>767295433
Greentext it, anon. Do you worked at Nick, by the way?
I fucked a b-lister named AnnaLynne McCord back in 2008, I've green texted it so many times already though.
>>767295111
someone famous
>>767295433
Was she a good fuck? I bet she give amazing head
>>767295877
post it
I gave Chris Brown head, hands down he's still the biggest dick I've had.
>>767295030
Yes, Emma stone grew up in high school and I made out/fingered her at a party when we were 16
>inb4 pics
Obviously I don’t have pics from it
>>767297021
** in Scottsdale
What does green text mean?
What's it for..yeah, I'm newfaggin over here..
>>767297021
So great if true. Did you see her naked? Oral sex?
>>767297167
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>be me
>be 17
>going on a weeklong summer camping trip
>greentext story of how I lost my virginity etc
>he doesn't use a Linux-based OS
>laughinggirls.jpg
>implying implications
Kenny Rodgers farted pearls
When I fucked his big white ass
>>767295433
Before Amanda went crazy?
>>767295433
Ok, that was subtle but i think i see where you're going with this.....Dan.
>>767295030
kind of a d-celebrity, not really famous
i fucked a weather girl, liberte chan, a few years ago
went on a yoga retreat with friends in Sedona
she was friends of a friend and we were all hanging out
she was recently divorced, had some wine, relaxed in a spa
we snuck off to a room together. she has perky dark nipples
she also gives perfect head, takes it all the way in her mouth
just a weekend thing, but fantastic fucking
>>767297176
I had her shirt off and fingered her through panties but she is flat as bored. We never dated or anything it was just a drunk hookup.
Fucking shame though, I would have locked that down! We are still friendly though I got a chance to catch up with her a few years back when she was visiting with some friends and stuff and we ended up at the same party/ dinner.
She’s actually very down to earth. Quality chick
bump
>>767297976
I like your taste. Lucky dog
>>767297976
>liberte chan
>Have no idea who she is, since I'm not an US citizen
Damn, she is pretty, nice one anon
>>767298197
Yeah, such a shame. Did Emma gave you a handjob at least?
>>767295433
Wonder who is behind this post...
Wwe divas ruby riot and paige. Separate occasions.
Kaylee heart, she turnes pornstar turned air force, before she was famous.not proud really
>>767295030
Yeah kind of.
Pic related
I fucked a Pakistani actress when she came to America to promote her movie
>>767300563
what's up maddox?
itt: things that didn't really happen
>>767300758
No.I hit it once with paige. He had all the fun. I just hooked up with her that was it none of that freaky shit
Michelle Trachtenberg
went to highschool with Taylor swift and fingered her in the bathroom
>>767300931
story?
Elizabeth Windsor. That is one dirty girl.
>>767301133
story?
>>767296209
that mouf can't be allowed to go to waste
Sarah McLaghlan. Hot tub in Banff, 1988.
![Karen_Gillan_3-1024x606[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lMEytKp.jpg "Karen_Gillan_3-1024x606[1].jpg")
I had a sloppy drunken hookup with Karen Gillian in 08.
This was a year or two before she became Amy Pond on Dr. Who so she was basically just a hot scottish redhead at a bar. From what I remember it was glorious, but I don't remember much.
Yeah I had sex with all the celebrities, quads and I'll post pics
>>767295030
Wow- so many people on /b/ fucked celebrities! Alternatively:
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>767301371
This is so random I almost beleive it
>>767301221
Dumbass
It was about 12 years ago, I was at a party with Corey Feldman. He was actually pretty nice, and he introduced me to some of his Angels he had in tow. I got off with one of them, Angela or Angie, and we snuck off to get freaky. We went into the girls restroom and I had her skirt up and panties down. Right as I was about to enter her, I felt a hot breath on my neck. I heard Corey whisper in my ear, "Shhh, just let it happen," and he entered my ass.
I fucked betty white after a Jonny Carson appearance in '81. She loved anal play
>>767301598
Na I'm sure some are true. I stopped believing 4chan is just full of desperate neckbeards when I realized I'm not one.
>>767301618
kek
>>767295422
>implying there is a point to memes
>>767301803
Adolf Shuldiner kek
>>767301122
Not much of one really. She had a meeting in the city I used to live in. After the meeting she went shopping. Ran into me, spent a couple hours showing her the places to go. Ended up back at her hotel, she moved on me about half a second before I was going to move on her. Spent an hour in her room for some thoroughly average (but elevated by circumstance) sex.
Haven't heard from her since.
She likes tall guys
She gives good head
She gives terrible handies
Amazing if she's on top
Ripped off the condom to have me cum on her stomach.
Yeah, Amber Smith. She was a top model and on the cover of every magazine in the world and was voted most beautiful girl ever or something like that. I did her a few times when she had spiraled down because she was a addict and alcoholic and was broke and fucking guys to get her fix. It was just before she went on Celebrity Rehab TV show.
BTW she was a lousy fuck.
i gave myself a handjob once.
does that count?
>>767300931
>Michelle Trachtenberg
Dude, if you're serious, I'm so jealous! 13 year old me jerked his dick raw to Dawn Summers.
>>767302178
Go away Rock, nobody likes you!
>>767302178
You must be famous for it to count
>>767295030
Maisie Williams.
Oh sorry, thought you said fucked WITH.
>>767302216
I actually only recognized her at the time from that movie she did as a kid. Never watched anything she did except Eurotrip
>>767302130
>She gives good head
deepthroated?
>>767302370
I didn't say "FANTASTIC" head.
>>767295030
I fucked John F Kennedy's brains out
>>767302480
lee harvey? is that you?
>>767302480
still kicking, old timer
>>767295433
>miranda cosgrove. True story.
Probably it's true. I went to USC. There were lots of rumours about her getting gangbanged at frat parties. Saw her at a few parties, but never saw anything specially dirty myself so I can't say but it wouldn't surprise me honestly because she was always surrounded by alpha chads flirting with her. Word is her nickname at USC was the ghost, after at a massive drunk orgy dozens guys nutted on her at a frat party and she walked out of the room looking like a wasted ghost.
>>767295030
You guys are going to laugh - but I got a blowjob at a part from Lynsey Bartilson.
I was playing drums for a band playing this house party in San Diego and she literally walked up to the side of me as we were playing and said "I want to suck your dick - find me" then walked away.
I felt bad because we'd been playing for a while and I was kind of sweaty and gross but she still sucked it like a champ...like she sucked so hard it was almost painful - then she literally said "you're welcome" and left.
Weirdest shit - no kissing, nothing. Which is probably for the better since she's honestly like a 4.
>>767297021
Was she hairy?
>>767302613
>lots of rumors
Nigger, there'd be lots of pics on the Internet if any of that was even remotely true. She was at USC in 2012, not 1912.
>>767297358
did you chew on his chicken leg while fucking him?
>>767301618
i fucked corey haim that same night
>>767302367
harriet the spy?
>>767301717
>I fucked betty white after a Jonny Carson appearance in '81. She loved anal play
Did you and Johnny spit roast her? I be Johnny was packin'