What' does girl butt taste like?
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What' does girl butt taste like?
>>767290356
Tastes like shit.
>>767290386
/thread
>>767290386
Only ever eat her ass when she's fresh out the shower, it tastes like any other part of her skin because that's all it is
>>767290449
This
>>767290356
Pennies
>from heaven
>>767290418
Since when do girls shit?
>>767290701
since 2 girls 1 cup came out in 2007.
>>767290449
Nah there's no point if she's fresh out of the shower, you might as well just lick her elbow or something.
You want it in that in between stage. A few hours after she's showered, but also before she's taken a poop that day.
semen, blood and shit
>>767290356
i've tried it, it's bitter
>>767290755
Kek, that was fake a vid.
It was just chocolate ice cream, with a little food dye mixed in.
>>767290356
hahaha , funny watching that desperate faggot licking that ass in public , imagine you are this guy , working hard in the gym for years, get that pretty haircut just to lick an average girl's ass in public while she laughing at you how pathetic you are shaming yourself to zero LOL
It ages like wine
>>767290860
>>>/r9k/ loser
>>767290356
lucky guy
>>767290860
Hot
Tastes just like a guy’s butt. I’ve had both.
>>767290356
I don't like butt stuff
It's gross
>>767290802
My Man!! After munching on that ring you give it a nice stretching. Buttpussy is best pussy!
girls poo tho
>>767290356
This girl have nice ass
>>767292171
That ass is plainly average...
Literally any girl who has went through puberty is going to have an ass like that
>>767290418
/virgin
>>767290802
It feels good for her, that is why you do it out of the shower. She likes it.
You fucking turbo virgin.
>>767292246
taylor swift does n;t
>>767290860
>>767292246
your real life experience bar is pretty empty huh
Like skin
sometimes like pennies if her skin is freshly washed
Sometimes if it's been awhile sinc eher shower, a bitter film that goes away quickly and then it's just skin again
>>767292429
I live on campus and see hundreds of girls asses strutting around in leggings everyday...
Her bikini is holding it up too, there's nothing impressive about it
>>767290356
lick the palm of your hand, wait 5 seconds, smell. Something similar to that.
>>767290586
Confirmed correct answer
>>767292389
>It feels good for her, that is why you do it out of the shower.
Are you a retard?
A shower isn't going to change whether something feels good to her or not
>>767292599
Redneck detected
Good....I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
>>767292697
Im not from Trump-Land
>>767292572
i remember when i lived on campus. congrats you are now the leading authority on girls asses.
question is how many do you get to engage with, not just creepily stare at. dude is eating ass for fun at spring break, its no big deal either way. theyre all just having a good degenerate time.
>>767290860
Stay mad
>>767292872
>you are now the leading authority on girls asses.
I never said I was, but hey if you think that ass is amazing then all the power to you. I almost feel sorry for you, cause that just means the girl asses in your vicinity are shit tier compared to mine.
>>767292661
But it changes the taste. Why lick her elbow when licking her ass makes her feel good?
>>767292661
wow you're retarded
>2018
>not using phelddagrif
>>767290356
what the actual fuck is this? this is what millennials doing nowadays, just licking soke girl butthole in public while other filming?
>>767293444
>millennials
More like Generation Z, millennials are late 20s and approaching their 30s at this point.
>>767290356
That video is hot. Any more?
>>767290356
poop
Without reading anything here first, girl but tastes a bit like mildew. It's going to be a little warm, moist and not unlike licking a part of your body that has gathered a little bit of sweat. That is not to say it's a bad smell, only to say it tastes slightly damp, like if you went to a basement and it smelled a little wet or like there was mold growing somewhere. Again, not bad, just...living.
Otherwise, it's really no different than licking skin. I mean ultimately that's what you're licking. Unless she literally stepped out of the shower, in which case her ass is going to smell life perfumed roses, that's pretty much it.
A final note is that it may in all actuality smell, well, like shit. If she has gone poop that day, then it probably does. I'll be honest, I really thought this would be hot and turn me on at first, or at least be not that bad, but to be honest it kind of kills it for me, and I watch some fucked up shit like girls farting on guys so I'm pretty open minded. But the smell is strong and a boner killer. I also draw the line if there are toilet paper flecks, I don't want hair or paper stuck in my throat if I'm already powering through the smell, I can only take so much grossness. But I don't judge, I know my butthole is the same way, I just move on and come back to lick it another day.
That's about it. Sticking my tongue up the hole my gf shit's from gets me so fucking hard I almost come from no stimulation. It's perfectly clean when I do it, but the thought and act is so taboo, it gets me so horny, I almost can't contain myself. To be so hot I'd put my tongue up there is just...wow. I love every second.
>>767291896
You sound like a damn autist. How old are you? 42?
>>767293626
Somewhere between 3 and 619
>>767290356
https://youtu.be/WxXFQGiPdNU
Mostly like this
>>767293767
Kek
>>767290860
>>767293868
gross!
>>767291697
>>767290356
Like sugar and spice
>>767290860
I mean, I'd give anything to have my tongue up her butt. She's fucking hot enough and well, what else are you gonna do, shag right there on the beach? Fuck mate, that shit's hot as fuck
>>767293930
>>767294048
Go suck a dick
dude, what if do it for state meant she was straight up farting in that guy's mouth the whole time? I mean, you'd have to really love your school to do that, would you?
>>767294036
Her ass is probably disgusting..
Spring breakers are dirty af, and she probably took a beer shit a few hours earlier
>>767294184
or there is cum up there
>>767290356
really dry
>>767294184
>Her ass is probably disgusting
well there's not really any point if it's clean now is there? I for one imagine she is tricking the guy and in all actuality farting on him while he's licking, but that's just me
ROFL all the beta males supporting thsi shit here, this is the most non-manly thing ever
Shower together, clean each others asses, go to big bed, do 69 with licking Anus. Enjoy Sir
Depends who's ass you're eating...
>>767290356
Why would he do this in public?
>>767294521
mine
>>767294581
why wouldnt he?
>>767294581
hes a faggot with no respect, same for girl
>>767294581
Alcohol.
>>767290526
Seconded. Lick my wifes ass from time to time if shes fresh out of the shower. If ive had a few drinks especially.
>>767293519
>he thinks were born in a 5 year period
>>767294670
she ever fart in your face or mouth? If so, fucking hot mane
>>767294946
>she ever fart in your face or mouth? If so, fucking hot mane
>>767295041
>>767294946
so hot mane
>>767295094
how do you think i got that neckbeard mane? it ain't by being normal I can tell you that
>>767290356
>>767290386
>>767290449
>>767290526
i don't get how these people who lick buttholes don't catch some horrible desease
>>767295187
you mean like e coli?
girls butt holes aint' like a guys anon. I can't explain in, but they are dainty and damn they can be clean.
>>767295094
Kekked, what a faggot
>>767295187
They do.
>>767295255
I know what you mean, it's because they are so tiny and hairless
Heaven
>>767295343
didn't read all of it but that's disgusting
>>767290356
Bags of sand and salty coins
>>767294351
There's a big difference from dirty as in sweaty/musky, and dirty as in fucking grimy, and shit streaked from bad wiping
>>767290356
>>767290356
the ass eating thing is gay shit man
>>767294881
Huh?
>>767295187
They do...they just don't talk about it.
Mostly e.coli, and if they're unlucky they'll get Hepatitis A
>>767290356
>He is author of this....?
>>767290356
>imagine this going in your mouth
>close your eyes and think about the smell, texture, and taste...
That's what eating ass is like. It just isn't as messy.
>>767290356
Like heaven
Weirdly sweet.
>>767295683
she's in the sun. it's sweaty and musky, not shit streaked and grimy. she's a fucking girl after all
>>767290356
If you look closely she peed on him a little too
>>767296408
Someone poured beer.
>>767292661
>A shower isn't going to change whether something feels good to her or not
How fucking virgin can you be? Of course it can, as I assume most girls actually aren't nasty bitches and care about their hygiene, and enjoy getting their asses licked knowing it's not going to be nasty.
>>767296408
Hes drinking the beer out of her ass moron, you can see the bro pouring it
>>767296473
nah I thought that at first too but if you look closely its coming straight from her vagoo
>>767292395
GOTEEM
>>767295343
mental illness lol, this guy needs to fuck asap before he becomes another incel terrorist
>>767295343
>scroll through
>some shit about toxoplasmosis
lmfao
>look at "sources"
>most recent one is from 2001
lmfaooooo
>realize this was posted on fucking pedocripplechan
LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>767296008
Damn bitch, eat more fiber. Shits like a thicc rabbit
>>767290843
Only the poop was fake, rest is real
>>767296547
This guy has a can in his hand.
>>767290356
Moar like this??
>>767292246
Ok nigger
>>767296008
such a good ass wasted on a degenerate fetish
>>767290860
you won't find any real men on /b/ to support your point of view
there are all trap lovers
and you are right, you have to be a beta over 9000 to do something like that
You guys just dont get it, I would eat that girls and any hot girls ass own no matter how dirty. Dirty shit ass on a hot girl is heaven, id nose dive into that ass. You guys will never understand a real ass mans mentality.
>>767290356
A bit tangy but lovely. I love eating ass
>>767293569
>Sticking my tongue up the hole my gf shit's from gets me so fucking hard I almost come from no stimulation.
This. I've cum just from eating out my Gf's asshole after she had gone a day without showering, but hadn't shit yet. She sat on my face, and the smell of her pussy and anus drove me wild, and before I knew it I was cumming all over myself.
>>767293415
I'll have you know I have a Pheldagriff EDH deck that wins occasionally
>>767297327
So true. A real ass man is consumed by a women's ass. All he thinks about is getting his tongue in there. The taste, the feel, the look of the girl who cant believe you are doing it.
>>767296745
Is this enough fiber?
>>767297247
My thoughts exactly, scat is the worst of the worst fetish. Prove me wrong
>>767298179
Literally every ass you drool over, drops a big stinky load everyday. It's natural
If they're clean and on a good diet and not a fatty (see prev good diet) it tastes kind of sweet. You should not be tasting or touching actual shit if you're doing it right.
Also feels really good when done right.
Had a guy pay me $500/hr from CL to let him eat my ass and jerk me off. Weird, but fuck it. Good money, felt ok if imagination was strong.
>>767297251
i agree. i cringe over these people god damn smh
>>767296743
reddit: the post
>>767298179
Fuckin' straight bro
>>767298339
yeah well I don't have to watch that ass drop a big sticky load faggot
>>767290356
like worms
intestinal worms
>>767290356
fermented shit.
>>767298687
So? Does seeing something that you already know occurs somehow makes it worse?
Not really
