Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701389377
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Eternal Virginity: The Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
Cirno claim
>>701398020
With pic, sounds almost like you're into the idea
o_O ;-P
>>701398057
Are you the same person trying to rape Shizu-chan..? Your responses have pretty much the same speech pattern...
>>701398156
Shizu, this that guy? (Or 2 it seems) This either of them?
>>701397267
>>701396115
>>701396050
>>701398162
>(You)'s are necessary for survival.
Imagine... a world where your Internet followers are ACTUALLY your currency. You no longer buy and sell things for intermediate cash, you do it for favors. The more followers you have, the greater influence you have in the advertising world, and they in turn have influence in what gets produced.
Where even Bitcoins went out of style, those with no Likes, Follows, or Subs perish, and those with many become like GODS!
Oh, what a Dystopia.
Sounds funny, though.
>>701398020
Oh still?
Honestly mmo gameplay seems so redundant to me
I guess we differ a lot don't se Alice?
>>701398162
Uh perhaps I was lurking without paying enough attention
Sorry, thanks for clearing it up tough.
Good idea though growing some muscle goes well with the ladies.
Whats the doctor going to do about it?
>>701398201
Ah it's fine I might take a late night nap and join you guys in discord
>Have a few beers
Damn I want some too but I'm too lazy to go to the store.
Is Canadian beer any good because I always heard USA beer was piss
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701398725
Jailbait boat
>>701398853
See >>701398460
>>701398725
Carl, come down for some dinner and stop spending all day on wiffu threads, it's been a week
Mom
>go to New Student Orientation
>start registering for classes
>forced to take some "Student Development" class
>try to register for class after class, all of them are full
>talk to some bitch
>"Our next available one is on Octo-"
>SHUT UP BITCH SIGN ME UP FOR IT SO I CAN SEE THE OTHER CLASSES
>every other class is full
>mffw
I guess this is my punishment for signing up and registering last minute. Guess I'll be taking one whole class this semester.
calamity-masu'd
Found a stack of Pokemon cards. Several promos and Gym leader cards
>>701398460
I do like oboe. And this is quite nice.
>>701398672
Well not really. I'm just an honorary boat. I'd need an actual boat to learn about boats.
>>701398700
Probably. Dunno.
>>701398920
Ah, so you already answered that.
>>701398869
Muscle Relaxants.
>ladies
Only lady for me is Shiro.
>>701399293
How many good boy points have you saved up?
>>701398853
no
i was just flirting with him
that megu cunt was the one raping him
Claiming Felix
>>701399240
do you know any other anime like Rewrite?
I've seen Little Busters, Clannad & After Story, Kanon (remake - 2006), Angel Beats.
After Sidonia S2, I'd kinda like another one like those, though
Something with the same feel as those Key ones.
>>701399047
you are dumb to think classes would be open.
>>701399525
Wow. Way to spoil the fun.
>>701399513
Ten. Mommy is making me tendies as I type this.
>>701398869
We have some very good ones but we also have american and imported.
>tfw can't go to beer festival this weekend
>>701399602
True, but for EVERY class to be full? That was a bit surprising.
Usually weekend or night classes have a few seats open. Not this time around.
Eat a dick hombre.
>>701399525
>>701399610
I'm shocked, Megumin!
You didn't seem like the type, with reading the Diamonds and Navy Seals and Memery.
>>701399729
Someone's hambre for dick
>>701399532
wait... is this character actually a trap?
Mine
>>701399815
Hmm.
>>701399849
I could tell that was a boy the instant he was claimed. Who the fuck names their neko-daughter Felix?
>>701399999
nine
9
nein
ナイン
THE STRONGEST!
>>701399999
r...?
>>701399253
I answered it just as the thread died though, easy miss
>>701399786
You can't blame me for wanting to have a little bit of fun here and there. :^)
>>701399240
You might be right. No need to learn your own silhouette either.
I don't mind if you explore it a bit to memorize the shape... but I have to learn about yours as well.
It's of crucial importance to be able to tell ships apart at a glance, or by touch in the dark..
>>701399610
cunt
>>701399949
>>701399985
>>701400002
>>701400025
Guess it's time to kill yourself.
>>701399293
I guess that's something they can give you
I'm pretty sure you'll change your mind later but fine shiro is really cute
>That pic
>>701399651
Honestly Oktoberfest has the best beer I have ever had, although it hits you like a fucking train
Why can't you go? Sounds like fun
D.Va
>>701399949
>>701399985
>>701400002
>>701399999
Problem, baka?
>>701400331
Neck
>>701400110
No... definitely... not doing that....
However, 40002 wasn't me. IDK who that was.
>>701400331
baka[S]*
Also, you did the personality wrong. See:
>>701400251
>>701400233
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>>701400331
Yourself
>>701400331
WHY ALICE WHY
>>701400159
It's too far for me to go while I'm on standby for calls. And I don't really have anyone to go with anyway
>>701399591
Not particularly. I actually don't watch much anime. I tend to prefer visual novels.
>>701399525
Wish you wouldn't mess with me anonymously.
That's the reason i call you bully.
>>701399610
>noted.
>>701400080
Hmm... Well that seems reasonable. I guess.
>Exploratory rattles
>>701400598
So... you're the other Cirno guy?
When did you start posting again? I haven't seen you in ages
>>701400767
December 2006.
What about you?
>>701400724
Naw Shizuru baby, I'm sorry. <3
>>701400697
Too bad you and queen don't live close
Don't you have some old friends in another town?
If I had money id totally wanna go with you, beer festivals are the shit
>>701400833
>December 2006.
999 B.C., right after Steve Jobs founded Tumblr. That's when I joined r/waifu/
Newfag.
No, but why are you posting as Yugi, now? You're NOT the other Cirno claimer?
>Gasai
>>701397271
>>701397862
Currently finishing MSG Zeta and DJ Agetarou, and hoping Berserk won't continue to suck.
>>701399949
Maru
Ibuki is still mine
>>701401110
fuck.... missed it by 1.
>>701401110
I've been claiming Cirno for over 9 years now. Also
>1110
baka
>>701400598
There can be only one Alice ~
>>701401186
but wait... you're posting as Yugi.... and Yugi is KoG... Are you trying to fucking tell me, boi, that KoG is the other Cirno guy?
>>701400999
BAKA BAKA
>>701401444
4's kinda look like 9's, bakas~
:-)
?Did i
>>701401372
I'm sure there are a lot of Cirno guys.
However, I'm THE Cirno guy.
>>701401080
Yeah I have friends nearby but I don't think they would want to go there anyway.
>I really wanna meet him that would be crazy.
>>701401564
What the FUCK?!!?!?!?!
>>701401555
What fucking Black Magic are you running, baka~?!!
This is TOO MANY GETS in a row!
Are you REALLY just using that one monitoring add-on?
That's SO unlikely...
Does Cirno even have a personality?
>>701401910
Yes. It's "baka baka".
>>701401910
More personality than shiro
>>701400724
Don't worry about ripping anything for better access.
That happens constantly anyways. You'll get used to it.
>>701400724
didn't you know it was me?
>>701402235
is this learning how to sex boats class?
>>701401910
Yes, she has something between a tsundere and a geek.
If she were transposed into Akihabara as a high school girl instead of Gensokyou, she'd be like a Chuuni or something.
She'd probably join or start some weird ass club and RP all the time.
>>701402235
Looks like it's already done for me anyways
>lewd rattles
>>701402384
No.
Stone Claimed Steve Austin
>>701402384
Self help class by boats for boats.
>>701402775
I might have been a little overeager with the demonstration. There isn't much left to tear on you either.
>happy rattles
>>701402235
Hey.
>>701401627
Oh that sucks, what kind of friends don't want to drink beer and have fun
It would be pretty cool yes, you'd better tell us everything when you do
>And take pictures
Sorry late answer im pretty tired so I think I'll leave thread for a sec
>You know it wasn't on porpuse right cutie?
>>701402775
I would never treat you like that. those guys are animals.
HOL UP
https://youtu.be/FJZsU2kAkfE
>>701402775
Well you should expect it
>>701403066
sounds like a good class
>>701403166
discount filenames
>>701403166
<3 Laura
>>701403251
I know I know~ Rest well cutie
>>701403008
I laffed
Where are you all from? That one guy that called someone an abbo is probably from Dingoland.
>>701403089
Hi Shiro. I'm trying to play Rust right now so a little distracted. How goes it?
>>701403367
I should know my classes are good but more of me in my class wouldn't hurt.
>>701404155
Canadia fag here
>>701404184
Could be better, my mom is kinda forcing me to go to the doctor. I'll be leaving any minute now.
Hey, does anybody here know Meryl's code number?
>>701403066
No kidding. If i rip anything else i'm pretty sure we go in to R-18 territory.
>>701403341
I appreciate the sentiment. They were being a little more forward than usual...
>>701403367
I guess i will from now on then?
>>701404434
140.15
>>701404434
It's on the back of the CD case.
Oh the nostalgia.
>>701404434
It's on the back of the cd case.
>>701404399
Oh look, lowest common denominator shitposting! Muh /b/, muh speshul club, anomalous, go back 2 reddit, old fag here.
Claim
I need to get into God Eater series when I get the chance, it might just suit me.
>>701403367
Boat Sachii.
>>701403591
Alice <3. What's up?
https://bdsmtest.org/
Take it and post your top 5 you fucking pedophiles
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Primal (Hunter)
99% Switch
99% Primal (Prey)
90% Pet
86% Experimentalist
here
<nycor> here claiming kuro
>>701405572
You already know but I'll post it again anyway
98% Dominant
97% Degrader
95% Master/Mistress
94% Sadist
89% Owner
>>701405475
Leveling up my mage, it's almost to 100!
>>701405764
Hello cutie <3
>>701405764
afternoon
I want you to find out how cute you are. No cheating.
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?id=57605
>>701405879
<nycor> hello alice
>>701406003
hey tomoko
>>701406004
>Your feet are damn cute. That's all I say.
Ok then.
>>701406004
>>701406004
>The least cute thing ever. Gross.
Fuck you too
>>701406162
Nice feet :^)
>>701404184
Always good to have more of me
>>701404641
good
>>701406004
>qtRuby
>>701406162
P-Pervert, you obviously wanted that result, it's not my fault for writing it.
>>701406054
~cuuuteee~ rrreeealllllyyy ccccuuuuutttteeee~ not going to screenshot
>>701406054
doing good?
>>701406667
>not going to screenshot
Apparently, you're not going to reply to the right post, either.
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
>>701406054
What are you up to, darling?
>>701406004
>http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?id=57605
>Wow, you're cute!
>>701406785
Waifu machine you always make my day you know that
You might like the least appealing watchman but I can forget and forgive
>>701406823
The 2 qties of the group had the same results~
Fuckin pumped to go video game shopping.
Im about to head out for some used shit.
Fingers crossed i find a nice copy of final fantasy X or something i haven't even thought about.
Was kinda thinking about darksouls 2 anyone play it through? was it good?
>>701406667
<nycor> yea I was part of the thread that got someone to delete system 32 and I'm not going to ask wat the first part was all about
>>701406823
this ^^
>>701406939
Nazrin took the test?
>Alice
>>701405804
Cocky little shit
>>701406004
>Your feet are damn cute? That's all I say
Fucking what?
>>701406785
yeah just woke up im still a little out of it
>>701406993
why? and yeah sorry just woke up
>>701406004
>Cuter than anyone else on 4chan. Sooooo cute, lemme' pet you!
Go right ahead.
>>701405879
On what game though?
>>701407021
you just broke my heart
>>701406993
>blush
W-what are you talking about
>>701407140
I don't think your feet are cute, but I think that you are ~
>>701407199
World of Warcraft, sorry
>>701407235
But you and Naz are the qt's ~
>>701407182
<nycor> it was his fault for taking advice from /b/
>>701407323
we got someone to delete a very important file on their computer now it doesn't work
>>701407323
What are you saying? You're a qt as well~
>>701407323
Kyouko is the original cutie
>>701407577
The three cutest (not including me) are, in no particular order...
>Nazrin
>Galil
>Kyoko
>>701407455
Oh, I thought you were talking about my roll results :(
>>701407570
I'm ugly :(
>>701407577
Maybe not the ORIGINAL, but certainly cute
>>701407758
No you're not~. Nazrin wouldn't say so
Best type moon claimed.
>>701407758
<nycor> ur still cute
>>701407455
sure but you did give him bad advice
>>701407706
I'm usually too drunk to cute, so I accept this.
>>701408169
<nycor> he said he wanted to be a hacker
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>701408088
Addict.
>>701408285
was he like 12
Saber claim
>>701408088
Hey Shiki doing good?
>>701408411
<nycor> nice dubz, idk how old or wat he was trying to accomplish
>>701408010
That's true I suppose...
>you win this one
>>701408145
>tfw Alice is cutie pie
>>701408557
Saber <3
>>701408627
i dont think anyone would really say they want to be a hacker unless they were really young. people are weird though.
>>701408197
>
>>701408384
Yes and?
>>701408557
Doing alright, just playing the usual and checking out some western shows.
Penny Is Here!
>I got some free shit today.
My friend didn't want this stuff and he couldn't sell it, and I told him I'd take it.
>So I got a free TV
>then the fucker throws in a surround sound system, and a fucking printer with an assload of ink that his old company gave him.
I gave the printer to J cause college and shit, plus I already have a good printer.
>He looked at me and said
>"You are the kindest person I've ever met."
>He's printing off a bunch of papers and shit
>>701408707
I'm always going to win here, I'm superior
>>701408875
<nycor> pic is screencap
>>701409168
hello penny
>>701409344
If you're who I think, need to talk about anything?
>>701409383
>screencap
Kek!
Whats up? ^^
>>701404641
Maybe even R-jail.
Fortunately there is no jail for boats.
>>701406401
More of me still isn't enough.
>>701409705
<nycor> not much was just part of that god tier troll
Good evening waifu
>>701409383
weird.
>>701410016
chara
rynogt4 is mine, faggots
>>701409563
I do. Maybe. For now, I just wanted to greet you. I hope all is well.
>>701410118
<nycor> tiss indeed
>>701409906
Nice.
>Tfw when I was younger I convinced a few people to do that as well
>But IRL tho
>They tried to kick my ass but I was fast.
>>701410016
Heyo~
>>701410118
Tomoko
>>701410512
Evening Penny~
>>701410512
<nycor> nice, so how have u been
>>701409817
Not familiar with that rating. I can guess though.
>Rattle rattle
>>701409036
Playing league at the moment. What are you watching now? Have you tried the German BB line yet they're pretty fun.
>>701410247
Well you know where to get in touch when you're in the mood, I'l doing pretty good, catched up again with some of my rl friends and about to start classes again on monday. Hope things will start going better for you soon.
>>701411224
Bob's Burgers, I tried them quickly but have uninstalled wows to make room for either WoW or Deus Ex, still only have a 240gb ssd so have to juggle installed games.
>>701410619
How goes it?
>>701410770
Pretty good, got some free stuff today, going to a party later probably.
>Might not stay long though
>>701411503
It's okay. I'm doing pretty good. Was working today and now my feet hurt
>>701411423
Ah that's alright Deus Ex is pretty fun. Enjoying it?
Jesus christ I've leveled up three and a times in overwatch today
>>701411845
Oh no haven't bought it yet, still on the deciding phase between that and WoW, and waiting for some patches to fix the crashes that I'm hearing about.
Alright! I'm moved into my dorm now
>>701411727
Ah well, work is good at least
>Money yo
RIP Feet though, I know that feel.
>>701412305
Nice, dorms are fun.
>Penny
>>701412085
Haven't had that issue yet fortunately
