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>>753320076
Stroking for Ari
thanks OP
I don't understand why /b/ is so enamored with extraterrestrial rejects like tay swift, maisie williams, ariana grande and emma watson. explain.
Hello. :]
>>753320076
I want to suck on her high heels.
>>753320297
Pey and her feet are my everything.
I want to swim in a pool of her treats and nectar.
>>753320337
Hi there
>>753320298
I'm extremely into this one, is that better?
>>753320297
Pey toes in my mouth please
>>753320337
evening BD
>>753320444
trips for pey feets
>>753320337
Hii
Fuck, I can't handle Tay..
>>753320076
disgusting
>>753320504
forgot my fucking pic
>>753320485
Mommy's heavy tits have me dripping
>>753320485
That's more like it
>>753320298
FUCK YOU
>>753320485
titcows are alwasy betters
>>753320452
I would really prefer lips or feet posting to scatposting anon
>>753320511
>>753320561
>>753320076
I am mildly attracted here.
What a beauty.
>>753320608
I can suck the sweat and cheese from between her toes then AG can use these little feets to push her treats down my throat.
>>753320504
Evening Anon. :]
>>753320532
I don't know how active I've gonna be tonight, just wanted to say hey to everyone.
>>753320592
lmao that run
>>753320633
>>753320808
>>753320597
>>753320633
Mommy, please...
>>753320778
I was edging since last thread, that's why I said I couldn't handle Tay.
>>753320898
Don't have a lot of her, she's a recent crush
>>753320894
Also a fantastic choie
>>753320888
>>753320894
Fucking titties!!
any sweaty celeb?
>>753320940
I edged 7 hours last night and have been edging off and on for 3 tonight.
>>753321032
>>753321075
guess what day it is
>>753320898
>>753321095
She's such a great tease
>>753321075
you want sweaty? I'll give you sweaty
>>753321075
>>753321132
>>753321232
nice, go on...
>>753321075
kys mentally ill faggot
>>753321232
>>753321132
I'd cum so hard if I got to sniff those pits.
>>753320617
>>753320633
>>753321294
>>753321341
>mentally ill faggot
why
>>753321386
sexy heels
>>753321444
trips again
I want to gurgle and swallow her warm liquid treats.
>>753321386
Perfect.
>>753321470
Mmmmm great threesome opportunity!
why are ari posters so fucking weird
>>753321535
hi ;3
>>753321565
they're not weird, they're just overcome by lust
>>753321535
She's really hot
>>753321420
i would suck on each one of those toes individually, until i shot buckets out of my untouched dick
>>753321587
She is so pretty
>>753321470
>natalie: who is this chick?
>what's her name: yeah, we're bffs
>>753321587
I can cum for this alien
>>753321702
>>753321702
I'd shoot on the first toe.
>>753321565
Well, in their defense, I am 'probably' the only one that posts about devouring her treats and nectar. Unless there has been others. I've only recently started posting again within the past week. Haven't posted in months before that.
>>753321729
fuck, i wanna lick her belly, and armpits
>>753321477
>>753321386
Mooooaaar
>>753321756
same. my dick would probably spontaneously shoot just from sticking my tongue between two of those perfect soft toes
Tfw no hard anon to fuck your face while he looks at celeb pics >.<
>>753321857
gimme that throat pussy, sissy.
>>753321846
Fucking footfags
>>753321857
Depends. Are you a sissy faggot that will swallow what I give you?
>>753321857
Fuck off Tayfag
>>753321937
mmm them heels.
>>753321922
Yes sir!
>>753321964
I'll swallow it all! As much as your heavy balls can unload into my mouth
>>753321857
>>753322038
If you want to play pretend and be my little celeb whore we could have some really lewd fun
and I do mean really lewd
>>753322038
id love a sissy throat to pump my load into while i look at celeb feet
>>753321937
leave them alone
>>753322038
Will you dress up for daddy? Wear some pigtails, a skirt, and your best make up. I'll use you like you've never been used before.
>>753322024
>>753321587
>>753322131
Legs!
>>753322198
id love to slide those heels off and taste her feet. rip that swimsuit off and take her holes.
>>753322192
but why?
>>753321084
>I edged 7 hours last night
What the fuck? lol
I think two hours was my max.
>>753322278
they don't hurt anyone
>>753322198
>>753322262
I'd cum the instant I smelled her feet.
>>753322279
better edge to your celeb queens longer than 2 hour. get that goon in, ready to do anything for your tay
>>753322182
Sounds super gay
>>753322158
Sounds perfect to me!
>>753322182
If that's what you're into then that's what I'm into, I want you feeling the best possible
>>753322193
Of course I will daddy
>>753322320
better hold that load back for her. have to get a taste of her feet first.
>>753322338
I must have been doing it wrong this entire time.
>>753322477
absolutely. you need to edge for a minimum of 6 hrs. sit there staring into her pics, nearly drooling, wanting to cum so bad you'd do fucking anything for it.
>>753322466
I'd try, but I'd never be able to...I'd cum so fast, hands free
With all the treats she could fill my tummy with, I'd fill her brown little body up to the brim with my cum.
>>753322564
you better flex those muscles and not let a fucking drop out until she lets you. she needs her feet licked clean before you get your fun.
>>753322214
yess legs
>>753322559
I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
>>753322691
Pretty sure I've blown loads to a couple of her videos
>>753322691
nnngggg please...almost spurted
>>753322704
>>753322691
top tier slam pig
Good morning, anon
I hope you slept well.
Tell us why you will not KILL YOURSELF today
>>753322679
I wouldn't stop cleaning her toes no matter how many times i dribbled out a little load...
>>753320377
Is this the girl from that viral MMA vid where she beats up that so-called bully?
>>753322743
good :)
>>753322774
>>753322829
perfect. just how she likes it.
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>>753320377
yess, rose!!
>>753322354
If it sounds perfect, give me some contact details
kik? discord?
>>753322811
I won't be cutting because I'm not an emu
>>753322811
No reason to live, no reason to die. I'm in no hurry.
>>753322951
:3
>>753323116
mm look at those tay feet. hiding under those heels.
>>753323024
>>753321525
I would wear a damn cock cage, marrying her, while she fucked other guys on a daily basis and made me eat the cum out of her just for the privilege to lick her pussy.
>>753323347
me too
>>753322811
I live for my thighs, darling or I may as well have kicked the bucket way back because of my porn obsession
>>753320188
the TRU TRU second
>>753323190
Stop looking at em. :c
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlett that never made it as a real Hollywood actor an the only reason shes relevant is because virgin neck beards keep posting her. post real celebs only. thanlks
>>753322829
god im not even a footfag but fuck, id lick her soles for sure.
>>753322691
I'd rather die
>>753321260
Damn , a pic where she finally wears clothes in.
>>753323105
wtf is a emu
>>753323595
>>753323595
ostrich like bird that defeated Australia in a real war
>>753323595
It's a wooly little beast that likes to cut itself and be sad all the time
>>753322691
MOAR
>>753323436
absolutely not :3
i like peeking at those feet
>>753323777
nice trips
>>753323729
Emus look more feminine than Cara and taylor swift
>>753320504
>>753323752
Kek
>>753323757
Why would a bird cut itself
>>753323439
k
>>753323347
I'd eat the fresh warm shit directly out of her sweaty little butthole. I would most likely cum several times while doing so.
I would permanently stay in a cage in her private chambers. Ready to feast whenever she was ready to treat me. Her treats and nectar would be my only nourishment. She could use me as a toilet and sex slave for the rest of my/her life.
>>753323875
lol it's true
>>753323854
>>753323854
Anyone for Kate upton worship?
>>753323870
Gwen...fuckkkk
>>753323854
topkek
>>753323910
what up mayne
>>753323943
Cara owns me...
>>753323909
Don't listen to him he's being autistic
>>753322140
what with the code in the left bottom corner?
>>753323909
it was a joke that obviously went way over your head
>>753324072
scan it... if you dare ;)
>>753324041
>>753323943
>>753324041
I would kill children to slobber all over every inch of her
>>753323989
My cock already wants Kate
>>753324041
You need a new mistress
>>753323729
10/10 would spit roast on a barbie
I would happily die choking on her treats and/or drowning in her golden nectar.
>>753324139
Fuck...almost came to that by accident.
>>753324156
>>753323989
Me too dude. I love tugging my cock and getting it nice and hard for her.
>>753324074
Fight me irl fagget
>>753324014
just posting vj's wet mouth
>>753324100
lol, i'm smart enough to not have a "smart" phone... i was just wondering.
>>753324229
better take those hands off that cock and edge to your queen
>>753324167
I'd happily let Christina own me...
>>753324041
when did she get the hooker star tats?
>>753324234
Mmmm Kate's a little cock slut
>>753323910
>>753324247
VJ has the most deliciously wet and lewd fucking mouth of all celebs
is the VJanon who wanted to see my cock and make me cum over kik around tonight? I left for 20 minutes and you were gone, I want you
>>753324281
STFU faggot
>>753324281
Of course...I'd never cum without permission.
>>753324014
>>753324247
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlett that never made it as a real Hollywood actor an the only reason shes relevant is because virgin neck beards keep posting her. post real celebs only. thanlkss
>>753324385
good boy. now edge slowly to your queen for a while. get gooned out of your mind, throbbing, begging to cum for her.
>>753324155
>I would kill children to slobber all over every inch of her
You are a psychopath with no empathy in his psyche. Your genes are all wrong.
Now I'm sure you have never talked to a woman while looking into her eyes, or had intimacy without paying for it. You can't communicate with people, you don't "get it". Socially you are worse than a piece of wood. You have no idea about social dynamics, situational awareness and nonverbal communication.
I'm sure your life has passed in chat rooms , video games, forums and other online platforms. You don't know how to communicate with other people or minding their feelings and you never will learn.
You will die alone, at your home, with a video game login screen open, half eaten hot pockets and fast food wrappers littering the floor. Nobody IRL will worry about you for a few days, nobody will care. Someone at work will think of calling you and asking what's up before you get fired ; but he will change his mind after remembering you jokes about his girlfriend having a stillborn baby literally two days after the incident.
You will start rotting long before the neighbours fall the cops.
That's is one possibility, the other is YOU STOP BEING A TWAT and be considerate of other people and apologise to OP and stop acting like life is some game and everybody else are players whose mothers you daily insult.
>>753324368
Yes she is, busty cute slut. Any interest in private chat? Discord, chatstep etc?
>>753324403
post a webm of you kys faggot
>>753324247
word to ya motha
>>753324307
Really thought I had more but apparently not
>>753324266
>says he is smart
>doesn't have a smart phone
the math doesn't add up
>>753324372
Who?
>>753324403
>>753324543
:)
>>753324463
Of course, anything for Cara
>>753324592
I know right, it's literally in the name
>>753324072
WARNING WARNING Shill detected WARNING WARNING shill detected:
>>753324100
>>753322140
>>753324601
I like to pretend that this ice cream bar is my penis
>>753324515
Private chat? Don't want to milk our cocks here?
>>753324644
yes! you get it
>>753324592
sheeple detected
>>753324692
someone post some contact info.
i want to watch you jerk your fucking cock off to these celebs.
no kik, fuck that shit.
>>753324666
Covered in sprinkles for her to lick up
>>753324765
>more run of the mill looking than alison brie
>without tits
wew lad
>>753324753
corporate bootlicker detected
>>753324765
my nigga
>>753324592
nah.. i just find them to cater to stupidity.. i hate it when im talking to someone and their damned leash of a "smart" phone makes a noise and they lose all interest in you whatsoever.. the "smart" phone makes alot of people dumb and/or rude. Its literally the human equivalent of the Pavlov dog experiment, and watching people hunch over those things nonstop makes me worry for the future of humanity, and another reason why i'm glad i'm not having any kids.. wouldn't want to voluntarily subject my own blood to a world of hunchbacks controlled by AI.
>>753324886
yes exactly. you get it... you get ME
>>753324900
Can you guess who?
>>753324765
Emma in the back of the limo with me. Doors are locked and we're driving through a dark city.
I begin to transform. My eyes glow red. My muscles flex and tear my clothes off. My penis is engorged and steaming. Emma is screaming. The driver hears nothing. I grab her by one leg and part her labia. I penetrate her with my oversized red hot schlong. She screams and writhes in every direction, but she's pinned down and unable to escape.
I begin to fuck her according to the proscribed demonic rape protocols.
>>753324592
Different anon here. The world is full of too many smart phones and dumb people.
These two groups are not necessarily mutually exclusive, my dear.
>>753324765
Emma crapson
>she has a cringy smile, hideous and in fact .has the body of a 12 year old boy
>nose that looks like it's created by a shitty sculptur
>tiny lips
>ugly eyes
>ugly hair
>uneven skin color
>second chin
>uneven eyebrows
>no ass
>>753324925
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>>753324937
VJ's wet tongue would feel pretty amazing
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>>753325513
Mmmm.... Jewess Queen loves pizza almost as much as I love her
>>753325460
>>753325562
Go to bed Evan
>>753324601
it was an Anon who knew exactly how to play the part of mistress and tease someone to cumming, their kik was a jumbled mess of characters like a throwaway
wish I hadn't left for 20 minutes, I would have done anything she asked me to
>>753325677
lol
>>753320485
ohhhh fuck yes dude
i miss hayleyposting
>>753321014
she's fucking perfect, good taste anon
>>753324976
no way it's you....
>>753325562
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>753324994
it was a goof my guy
>>753325786
>>753325860
Mommy...ngggghhh
>>753325386
I bet Maddie is willing to do just about anything in the sack. her incestuous love for vj is so hot as well
>>753324663
You really think there are bots posting in a celeb thread? That has gotta be the dumbest waste of resources ever.
>>753322863
Nah this is the straw weight champion. She is so hot to me
>>753325711
Ah okay
Can't help you there, sorry bruv
>>753325562
>>753325679
lol
>>753323079
>>753325786
>>753325888
nice trips bbygirl
>>753325965
No, I made that image for an actual bot making inflammatory political propaganda everyday at certain times. The same thread over and over that 404's and sometimes gets a lot of attention. Another example would be the "umadwhiteboi" bbc threads.
In this case it's corporate shill.
>>753325963
She's definitely the sluttier one
>>753326022
Giggity
>>753326155
my nigga from earlier
>>753324156
>>753324234
Reading this shit high as a grown man makes me think you guys are some real bozos in real life. However, I also feel like fuck it, I don't hang out with bozos. Tug away.
>>753326235
Gross
>>753326235
Rump
>>753326230
yes yes. although I'd be willing to bet vj gets really really freaky too. I bet she's into weird shit
I just drank a fly by accident
>>753325786
>>753325860
>>753325935
I so badly want her to ride me confidently until I blow my thick, hot load deep inside her as she orgasms hard on my cock and stares lovingly into my eyes. Is that really so much to ask?
>>753326239
They're not bozos they're bisexuos
>>753326170
or it could just be me posting shit. does that at all seem probable?
>>753326269
>>753326396
I'd cum the second I slid inside her...
>>753326460
Too soon to tell. I'll be keeping my ear to the wall.
>>753326030
>swn be your wife
reeeeeee
>>753326305
Did Maddie show her all that kinky stuff?
>>753326577
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>753326659
which one is older?
