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C-Celeb Thread for betas, d-down-sized m-men panty t-tapping quietly through th-the m-mistress' house...
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Undeserving beta here.
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>>753238482
bless you stutterbro <3
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>>753238482
thread needs more vic feet
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Oh wait it’s a Herman thread...
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>>753238572
taylor is the most alpha waifu.
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My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm lucky t-to have someone l-like her... I-I'm sorry I d-don't deserve t-to have s-someone a-as beautiful a-as her because I'm a-a half man...
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I have never thought of myself as a beta really but last thread i realized i want ivanka trump to have cold, dominant sex with me

Its a weird feel
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>>753238672
Please don't have somebody waiting on you.
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>>753238821
FUCK. YES.
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>>753238882
>>753238821
I worship Kate dude
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>>753238870
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>>753238954
You and me both bro.
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>>753238719
S-She i-is a v-very nasty p-piece o-of work and s-sniffles o-off hundreds o-of m-men a-a-at a time i-in h-her ventures b-but wh-when i-it c-c-comes t-t-to m-me a-a tear i-in her i-impervious v-vesture a-a-appears...
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>>753239018
any interest in 1-on-1 chat to her? discord chatstep etc?
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>>753238963
Well, I did order out the dessert.
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>>753239072
>the way they just spill out the side

I came into the thread without any intention of cumming for her, but i swear she makes it hard not to second guess
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>>753239072
Mmmm... Well i gotta go in like 20 minutes, so I might not have time. I could see u later tonight maybe?
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>>753239080
that's the fanciest thing i've ever heard
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>>753239170
Maybe not the best. Got discord? Add xqr#9508 and we can link up sometime soon.
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Try not to be too weird there anon.
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>>753239040
I-I'm r-r-really sorry th-this h-happened but i-it did... N-Now I-I'm s-s-stuck w-with this s-super w-woman and n-no doubt e-e-everyone w-wants h-her... I-I tremble i-in m-my m-man shorts, s-sweaty... T-They d-don't c-c-care about m-me b-but i-it's a-all about th-this beauty...
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>>753239272
Yeah. D_wigs #4422
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>>753239371
I-I w-w-wish I-I could b-be a superman s-so she could h-have a p-perfect match but I-I guess that's i-impossible... S-So far I-I've f-f-f-failed t-to treat h-her right and g-good and believe m-me she doesn't l-like it at a-all... B-But sh-she j-just c-can't s-seem t-to find the s-strength to end i-it...
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Any requests?
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When will herman get what he deserves?
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>>753238482
This is the internet stop fucking typing with a stutter f-f-faggot
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true story incoming
>used to work as a host in a famous NYC restaurant/dessert shop
>always a wait, would make hundreds of dollars in tips on a busy day dealing with celebrities/regular people handshaking me $100 dollar bills to cut the line (no reservations)
>late one weeknight maybe around 9 or 10, restaurant is full but only 1 or 2 people waiting
>couple comes in with a young, pretty attractive girl. parents look wealthy so i stiffen up hoping they'll tip me for a table
>start talking to them, tell them its a 45 minute wait but "ill see what i can do"
>"oh that would be great, we just got here from LA and are starving!"
>ask them if its their first time at our restaurant, first time in NYC?
>no, she's an actress - we're in NY often
>girl is shy and looks down at her feet blushing
>i say oh cool, what do you do?
>the parents incredulously say "shes on the disney channel, this is victoria justice"
>idk who the fuck that is, but cool - welcome
>get them a table upstairs where we usually put celebrities
>while shes up there some little kids on the main floor are freaking out "omg omg omg was that victoria justice??"
>i google her, oh shit shes a disney star, millions of followers etc etc
>remember her blushing, check her age - shes 20 at the time (roughly my age)
>start talking to coworkers, im the only one whos single/not gay, gotta make a move
>write my name and number on a slip of receipt paper
>she comes downstairs to use the bathroom, we make eye contact and she smiles before looking down again
>after the bathroom she comes out and takes some pictures with the kids, her parents come downstairs and are smiling
>"thank you so much! victoria loved it, you were very nice"
>victoria says "thank you!" and opens her arms to hug me
>we hug, it's alright
>"thanks for coming! here's my number if you want to stop in again or have a host to show you around NY"
>she blushes and smiles, parents smile, they leave
parents didn't tip me, she never called. fuck your mistress.
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>>753239672
I-I g-guarantee if y-you were Vic's f-f-f-father or mother you w-would w-want her l-leaving m-my insensitive a-ass in the d-dry heaps l-long a-ago... I-I bet a l-lot o-of h-her f-f-f-fans would w-want t-to beat m-me u-up as w-well... I don't blame th-them...
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>>753240105
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>>753238482
You pathetic shit.
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>>753240231
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>>753240263
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>>753239040
your mistress is so hot
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>>753239301
love Blake
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>>753240038
I-I-I'm v-very s-s-sorry for o-offending y-y-you g-good sirs and I-I know I-I have a lot t-t-to answer f-f-f-for b-because I-I g-got Vic undeservedly...
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>>753240308
Taking requests
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>>753240231
wow...
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>>753240038
S-Sorry g-good s-s-sir, I-I better l-leave; g-good night...
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>>753240447
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>>753240389
you don't have to go stutterbro. but if you're going to bed, make sure to bang your mistress real good
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>>753240251
I-I want y-y-you g-good k-kind s-s-sirs t-t-to understand I-I take th-the p-possession o-of Vic v-v-very s-s-s-seriously; I-I know I-I have b-been g-g-given s-s-something v-v-very special...
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>>753240447
she's got a helluvan ass
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>>753240491
I-I think s-s-some o-of the a-a-alphas h-here c-c-can understand th-that slight g-g-gleam o-of disappointment i-in V-Vic's e-e-eye wh-when th-they understand th-the e-effect I-I have h-had upon h-h-her l-life... I-I'm s-s-sorry f-f-for b-being a-a-a loser wh-who l-lucked o-out s-s-supremely w-w-with her...
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>>753240508
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>>753240508
>>753240684
>>753240447
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>>753239867
watson
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I would make a request, but i dont know what i want right now. I'm just too easy, nice lips and curves are all i need, and even then there are girls like anna kendrick that turn me on without having those things.
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>>753239867
Actually, I do, kind sir. Miss Roberts, if you will.
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>>753240754
worst emma
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>>753240902
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>>753240835
>>753240754
Please not the emmas..please

I will never be able to cum
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>>753240754
>>753240902
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>>753240754
>>753240902
>>753240976
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>>753240961
Roberts is so much fun to come to, you know you want to, baby.
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>>753240684
>>753240740
>>753240812
bless you anon I fuckin love Kate
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>>753240603
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>>753240754
>>753240902
>>753240976
>>753241027

Feel free to be more specific.
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>>753241087
fuckkkk
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>>753241050
sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>753241055
Love that over the shoulder
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>>753241175
same dude. same. she's been so underrated for the majority of her career
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>>753241087
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>>753241198
noice
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>>753241229
W E I N S T E I N E D
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>>753241050
I havent ever cum for roberts before! Watson is just too much of a board and she has ok aesthetics but she never turns me on, really, so i cant fap for her. Roberts...doesnt have those problems. I like her lips, and as is obvious by her picture she has a tight body, i've just never really had her grab me and make it so i just give in and pump myself for her out of lust, you know?
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>>753241198
Hudgen?
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>>753241229
I wish there was more of that appearance with the plaid dress
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>>753241198
>tfw you see it
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>>753241361
wtf....noooo
kardashian shit klan
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>>753241384
But I'm getting distracted, any other requests?
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>>753241384
I have a bunch but I'm not gonna spam the thread with Emma. so there's this one and one more after
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>>753241496
>>753241384
smug Emma is smug
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>>753241467
It's Kourtney Kardashian and Vanessa Hudgens
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Get off /b/ fags
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>>753241496
No worries, Who else are you looking for, I'll try to post some that arent terribly common, no promises.
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>>753241492
I have no requests

Just someone with tits or ass or a particularly sexy face would be nice. I basically just cant get turned on by watson, lol
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>>753241615
I don't know what you're doing but I think I like it...
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>>753241722
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>>753240497
I-I think s-s-some o-of the a-a-alphas h-here c-c-can understand th-that slight g-g-gleam o-of disappointment i-in V-Vic's e-e-eye wh-when th-they understand th-the e-effect I-I have h-had upon h-h-her l-life... I-I'm s-s-sorry f-f-for b-being a-a-a loser wh-who l-lucked o-out s-s-supremely w-w-with her...
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>>753241609
Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella
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>>753241791
I'm just choosing randoms
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>>753241607
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Andy Biersack smiling, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about Black Veil Brides and scat. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic scat-addicted NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Logs". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>753241874
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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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Disturbing lack of lewd in this thread.
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>>753240902
>>753240976
>>753241027
>>753241521
>>753241496
>>753241384
>>753241229

based anon
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>>Cameron Diaz
>>Anne Hathaway
>>Naomie Harris
>>Felicity Jones
>>Amanda Seyfried
>>Rose McGowan
>>Sienna Miller
>>Sharon Stone
>>Lindsay Lohan
>>Demi Moore
>>Vivica Fox
>>Catherine ZetaJones
>>Renée Zellweger
>>Julia Roberts
>>Naomi watts
>>Kate Hudson
>>Lucy Liu
>>Emma Thompson
>>Penélope Cruz
>>Alicia Keys
>>Michelle Williams
>>Julianne Moore
>>January Jones
>>Emmy Rossum
>>Diane Kruger
>>Jaime King
>>Este Haim
>>Gwen Stefani
>>Nicole Kidman
>>Uma Thurman
>>Sarah Jessica Parker
>>Marion Cotillard
>>Kate Beckinsale
>>Jennifer Lawrence
>>Rosario Dawson
>>Helena Bonham Carter
>>Heidi Klum
>>Rooney Mara
>>Jennifer Garner
>>Olivia Wilde
>>Busy Phillips
>>Kristen Wiig
>>Ashley Judd
>>Scarjo
>Emma Watson
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>>753241932
Anyone else, or are we done?
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>>753241791
love her too
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>>753242103
I'm here
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>>753241895
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>>753242048
I'd be getting lewd but i havent been turned on yet tbh

>>753242103
She looks good though...lips and tits on her are hot.
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>>753242087
samefag
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>>753242149
Sophie Bush, okay lets see what I've got.
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>>753242175
I really, really, really like this image
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>>753241895
relax faggot
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>>753242297
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>>753240593
no one is jealous of you.. no one fucking believes you faggot.. type like a normal person what the fuck
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>>753242335
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>>753242309
And i really like that one..
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>>753242333
You're right, I need to take my happy pills
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>>753242385
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>>753241895
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>>753241521
Man imagine how awful Emma Watson must have felt with that tub of lard Harvey fucking her.
His hot rancid breath inches from her face.
His numerous fat rolls rubbing against her bare stomach and her sensitive nipples, chafing her soft delicate skin.
His thick dick pumping into her tight vagina, not caring about her enjoyment just thumping away at her insides.
Her face grimaces in pain as his dick throbs inside of her as he goes deeper and deeper.
The disgusting smelly sweat off of his body falls onto her skin, smearing her with a stench that her body has never been used to. Her body now has a disgusting sheen of her own sweat and his and she cant tell where his odor begins and her's ends.
Then without warning she feels it, he starts to orgasm.
And she desperately tries her best to wriggle free before he can finish weakly pummeling his fat meaty chest and man boobs with her tiny arms.
But she's not strong enough...
He pumps her full of disgusting thick semen, accompanied by a groan that sounds like a hybrid between a strangled pig and a retarded whale.
Weinstein collapses on top of her for a moment, his full weight stifling her and almost destroying her delicate rib cage.
Emma starts to cry, the pain from this 300 lb man on top of her and the thought of his thick semen in her vagina have driven her to to tears.
Then he rolls off of her and starts to pull up his pants over his lopsided fupa.
"See hon, not so hard was it? I'll tell them to give you the role. You're gonna be an even bigger star than you already are."
Emma turns away from him and buries her face into a sweat stained pillow, his cum slowly leaking out of her vagina as she lies there.
She hears the hotel room door open and then close and she knows that he is finally gone but his stench... his smell lingers onto her skin, inside of her vagina, and in her mind.
A disgusting permanent reminder of what had been done to her.
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>>753242463
Anyone else?
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>>753242513
lol
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>>753242541
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>>753242541
YEA B/ROS LET'S ALL FAP TOGETHER WHILE WE TALK TO ANOTHER BUNCH OF GUYS WITH THEIR DICK IN THEIR HAND THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING FUCKING GAY ABOUT THAT SHIT
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>>753242588
I'm bored, someone ask for someone else.
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Most unfunny pasta in a celeb thread I have ever seen. I hope you all enjoy the fucking ban, you stupid fucks. I hope the fucking ban was worth it you shitheads. Get fucking reported, you wastes of human life. Any fucking moment now, the m0ds will be kicking down yer fucking door to rape you, yer mum, and yer fucking slut nans, then as yer screaming and crying in pain, the take yer fucking shitty computer that you decided just this once to be an unfunny, stupid fuck. I hope the fucking memes were worth it you stupid fucks, I fucking hope they are. For when the mods snap yer fucking 2003 laptop in fucking half over yer fucking skull, you shalln't be laughing at this moronic bullshit, fuck you and your stupid queen and unfunny as fuck bananas faggots.
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>>753241895
I-is this the wrong copypasta for that image?
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>>753242682
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>753240835
Sorry missed this one
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>>753242642
I'm trying to think of chicks i havent really fapped to before but i think aregood looking..

Elizabeth olsen?
Alison brie?
olivia munn?

I just dont know that many celebs
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>>753242686
Sometimes I improvise with the image for the pasta. Today I felt like seeing a demented Taylor Swift
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>>753242764
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>>753239301
isnt she married to that one guy that should of been a reoccurring subject of the #metoo shit?
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>>753242786
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>>753242682
Cry baby
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>>753242898
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>>753242682
Grow up.
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>>753238482
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
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>>753242951
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>>753242898
>>753242951
Defibitely dont regret this one..first one in the thread to really turn me on (aside from a couple of those roberts pics haha)
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>>753243059
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>>753242367
B-Believe m-me g-good s-sir, sh-she h-has a-a mean streak th-that y-you d-d-don't w-w-want t-to be on the w-w-wrong side o-of... I-I know m-many m-men w-w-w-would gladly p-put u-up w-w-with h-her e-even if she w-was abusive b-because sh-she i-is a very b-beautiful woman...
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>>753243111
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There's a video of Maddie in some yoga pants on her YT. Even get to see some of Kenzie's plump ass, been spending the past few hours blowing load after load to it...
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>>753243199
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Track art
The Rocky Road To Dublin
The Dubliners
While in the merry month of May, now from me home I started
Left, the girls of Tuam were nearly broken-hearted
Saluted father dear, kissed me darling mother
Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother
Then off to reap the corn and leave where I was born
Cut a stout, black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins
A brand-new pair of brogues to rattle over the bogs
And frighten all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin
A-one, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah
In Mullingar that night I rested limbs so weary
Started by daylight next morning blithe and early
Took a drop of pure to keep me heart from shrinking
Thats the Paddy's cure when'er he's on for drinking
To hear the lassies smile, laughing all the while
At me curious style, 'twould set your heart a-bubblin'
They asked me was I hired and wages I required to lay
Was almost tired of the rocky road to Dublin
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah
In Dublin next arrived, I thought it such a pity
To be so soon deprived a view of that fine city
So then I took a stroll, all among the quality
Bundle it was stolen, in a neat locality
Something crossed me mind, when I looked behind
No bundle could I find upon me stick a-wobblin'
'Quiring after the rogue, said me Connaught brogue
It wasn't much in vogue on the rocky road to Dublin
One, two, three four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah
From there I got away, me spirits never falling
Landed on the quay, just as the ship was sailing
Captain at me roared, said that no room had he
When I jumped aboard, a cabin found for Paddy
Down among the pigs, did some hearty rigs
I played some hearty jigs, the water round me bubbling
When off Holyhead I wished meself was dead
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>>753243232
please DO NOT sexualize me in ANY WAY
I am a SERIOUS, TALENTED ACTRESS and I HATE when people look at my body
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>>753243217

Mmmbut nnndaaddl!
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>>753243070
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>>753243059
>>753243111
Those eyes and those lips..
>>753243241
>>753243199
But those tits and freckles...

Real hard choice between these two
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>>753243292
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>>753243292
Damn...is that lizzies ass?
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>>753243285
Haha Maddie you dumb slut
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>>753243329
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JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN!
JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN!
JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN!

-___-

O_O

JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN!
JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN!
JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEN! JEWESS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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>>753243416
I LOVE YOU JEWESS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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>>753243449
Look at the ugly tranny
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>>753243449
Fucking hell goddess Tay
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>>753241050
hot
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>>753243232
Fuck of Herman
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>>753243449
She has nice thighs
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>>753243449
No trannies please
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Just a sec, guys. I'm getting myself in "the zone"
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>>753239072
what a pair.
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>>753243400
>>753243329
Cant believe i never came for her before, she's so fucking fine..
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>>753244436
That tit needs to be in my mouth. Lizzie almost has me stroking
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>>753244518
Stop it she´s too pure for that
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Okay.. it took me longer than I thought because I had to tear down half my room tee hee
Now I'm all warm and fuzzy
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>>753244624
She may be pure, but i am feeling lewd, and i really, really need to jack off before i sleep
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>>753244749
Do it. Embrace the dark side.
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>>753244749
It will never be the same once you cross that line
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Time to give an alien touch to this thread
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>>753244998
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>>753244980
>>753244872
She's an adult woman and she dresses sexy so that men can be turned on by her. What line is there to cross
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>>753244998
>>753245162
Qt3.14
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>>753245242
She really is...<3
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>>753245341
Shes fucking hot is what she is
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>>753243658
>>753243449
>>753244436
>>753244629
I can't find anything else to do, make me cum tonight?
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Jewess Queen! What is going on?!
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>>753245402
gtfo thighfag
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>>753245178
I don´t know I just pulled that out of my ass tbh
Have a good one
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>>753245402
Thighfag i've been trying to cum to this slow ass thread forever, i take priority iver you
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>>753242333
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>>753245369
This guy gets it!!
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>>753245510
Your mum fag
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>>753245510
hey I'm no "thighfag" I'm just searching for someone to make me cum

he who dares win
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>>753245721
>he who dares wins
You get a +1 point from me for quoting SAS
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>>753245824
So make me cum for Emma, or find someone who will~
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>>753245824
Fuck her lips look so good here...prolly gonna stroke to them
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Slow is good
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>>753245653
I used to not think much of her, but honestly her face is a huge turn on for me now
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>>753245875
What body part turns you on the most
>>753245890
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>>753246065
it's hard to specify

between her perfect, clammy, sweat covered toes or her tiny barely sufficient pale ass, I want the former to swim in my mouth and I want my tongue to swim in the latter, you understand?

coat my fucking face in the scent of your most intimate places, Emma, wriggle around so I'm marked properly and everyone I encounter in day to day life is taken aback by the high tide of your fucking marking~~

perfect pale twig body let me use it like a playground

Emma is a hairy girl let me lick my own cum out of her matted happy trail
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>>753246239
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>>753246330
there isn't an inch of her my tongue would miss
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>>753246040
ah..yes..looks to me like you're in phase 3 of alienfu syndrome..
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>>753246403
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>>753246415
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>>753246415
Would let her anal probe me/10
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>>753246580
you need higher res, like this one

I wish it was better focused so I could see and cum for every pore
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>>753246586
>>753246621
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>>753246725
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>>753246872
The dream threesome
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>>753246872
Kate single handedly raised the quality of this thread
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>>753247035
I'm sure you said this yesterday
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>>753247123
I'm sure that wasn't me
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>>753239943
this pic, without the loathsome blackamoor poorly shooped in?
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>>753246897
>>753246897
>>753246897
image limit hit lads
new thread
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>>753239943
First thing to make me laugh itt
>>753247548
Know how to GIS?
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>>753247684
>>753247684
>>753247684
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GIS I found the original in under a minute already
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>>753246038
What are you referring to?
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>>753247700
>Know how to GIS?


i do. i'd show you a screenshot of the lack of results, but we've reached the image limit.
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>>753246743
That photoshoot was godlike
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>>753247830
My brain
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>>753246844
My main celeb crush on the left and my newest celeb crush on the right.
What an amazing pic, too much beauty for a single one
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>>753238661
One of at least 200 a day or something
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