REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>753165923
sounds good
>>753165923
P l s
>>753165923
can't wait to dump her
>>753165923
Thank you OP
lol ok
Lies
>>753165923
look buddy we both know it's not true
>>753165923
Already have one bb
Noice
>>753165923
quit giving me false hope
5$ says I wont
>>753165923
please cassie <3
lets roll the dice
oh so lonely...
>>753165923
Lies
>>753165923
but I want a boyfriend :(
I want to die
Very nice:^)
thanks anon
K
Fuck it
>>753165923
could it be?
K.
>>753166274
Your new girlfriend's name is Olga. I suggest you buy febreeze for her underwear
K
>>753166178
Femanon?
>>753165923
Just like her asshole.
K
>>753165923
>>753165923
Please
>>753165923
OKAY
K
>>753165923
ok then
My wife is going to be pissed if I end up with a girlfriend.
doubt it
>>753165923
How are you so sure tho?
>>753165923
pls
>>753165923
eh, cant hurt.
>>753166662
satan, stahp
>>753165923
I need one
>>753165923
Im trusting you op :(
>>753165923
Thanks OP
>>753165923
Why not
no I wont have a gf
pls giv mi grilfriend
This is a legally binding contract
>>753165923
Not risking it
>>753166893
not with that attitude you wont
>>753165923
tomorrow? that's too fast. no, thanks
but i always wondered wtf was that pic
Let's hope for that big tiddy goth gf
Don't play with a lonely virgin's heart.
>>753165923
What would I do with a girlfriend?
>>753165923
hmmm
kek
Use all the luck you can get.
>>753165923
not too soon im tired of dating i want something steady
>>753165923
.
>>753165923
i want blonde, tall prefered. good at obeying and knows how to give good head. remember, she has to be blonde, ok?
>>753165923
i really hope so
>>753165923
faggot
Thanks OP
>>753165923
CCCK
>>753165923
gm i have no gf
>>753166178
Tits or gtfo
If boy then boypussy or gtfo
>>753167277
No, a muslim for you
>>753165923
doubtful
>>753165923
Wouldn't that be nice.
>>753165923
Oh boy I can't wait
>>753165923
pls
>>753165923
if only
Okay. We'll see.
>>753165923
yes
Nope
>>753165923
I already have a wife and a piece on the side.
My dance card is pretty full. I don't know if I want one...
Have to go into a meeting today because I've been accused of sexual Harassment. Didn't do shit but with the current climate on the subject I'm going to probably get fired. Can't wait to tell my future ex gf why I'm unemployed.
Can't wait to kill her and rape her vegena wit my punes
Anon I hope you said the truth.
I’m v v v hype
Please let her be hot
>>753165923
I doubt it, and I doubt u OP
If I ever had a girlfriend, y she so shy
I don't even c her
Plz
Lets see
>>753165923
What will your boyfriend say tho?
wow. im totally in for that. seems legit
I wish Q.Q
wanna bet on that?
>>753165923
Doubt
I hope she's Jewish
>>753165923
Another?
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>>753165923
Can't miss this
>>753165923
>>753165923
How old though?
>>753165923
gibe de pussi, b0ss
>>753167983
Stonewall, Deny categorically, know nothing and call a lawyer to sue them for Libel. If you admit you did anything at all, you're gone because you should have known better
Which one do you think gives better head, /b/?
Nice
georgeos <3
>>753165923
Take my chances
I can't handle a girlfriend right now tho...I don't have much extra money what with school and all.
>>753165923
Okay
>>753165923
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Dude,if that works I fear my mother died in her sleep that once I didn't reply to a post
sorry but i'm strictly into gayincestcuckold, keep her
>>753165923
If only it were true. Still, fuck it, no harm in trying crazy superstitious thinking for a change.
Sounds like a fair trade.
A reply
Liar
pls im so lonely
We'll see OP, we'll see.,,
cool
can i just get an upgrade instead?
i already have a gf
Pls. This being along shit is wack.
I'm looking for an onahole that will work well even though I don't get a hard on that well anymore. I can get one but only after a good deal of fapping and not hold it for more than a few seconds
>>753168748
ugly always tries harder
>>753165923
Tomorrow is my bday
>>753165923
>>753165923
Right....
>>753165923
i want to believe
i want sum fuk
>>753169364
Gross
message
>>753165923
K thx
>>753165923
I know it's not true, but I can't miss the chance
okay, thanks OP
>>753165923
sure
Can't wait
>>753165923
well ok then
Pls pls
>>753165923
op, please dont be a faggot
>>753165923
I have a long time friend(internet friend) coming to visit me next weekend, she's a gril. I live alone, I cant miss this chance.
>>753165923
>tfw no gf
>>753165923
I hope
Mmmhmmm
rollin
I am desperate
Anything is worth a try st this point lmao
>>753165923
That's not necessarily a good thing...
Lies, all we'll get is
How low will I go?
>>753165923
I'm up for it
no I won't you cunt
Eskettit
>>753165923
but what about the digits!
nothing worth to lose
When pigs fly my dude.
Also sidenote what is this /b/?
Way to reinforce the stereotype, op
Oh please, mother of god, please please please :'O
Never worked but sadlife
Dont break my heart /b/
Oh is that so?
Sure why not
if only
Fake but desperate
Ill take 5
Fuck it, roll.
Ty
>>753165923
/b/ never lies, does it?
>>753165923
Girls are for practice, I want a wife
>>753165923
neverrr
>>753165923
digits and we all stay single
no
Mhh..
doubt
ok
>>753165923
>>753165923
I wish I was dead today
all it takes is one post. okay.
Nice
K doubt
Probably no
Heya it costs nothing to try but meh.
what is there to lose
pls
f
yeah is the fucking sky falling down?
rolling for giggles and shits i suppose
hope never dies
>>753165923
Already do
This actually works! Last time I replied I ended up with a girlfriend the next day. Just a shame she was broke an useless. Don't reply to this thread be careful what u wish for. This post is a warning. To whoever dishes out the girlfriends please don't send me another scumslut like the last one. I'm still waiting on a refund
Good
>>753165923
Yeeeeeeh
You best not be lying boy
Thanks OP
>>753165923
you so kind
Justo in case
>>753165923
THANKS FAM
>>753165923
seems legit
>>753165923
worth a try
here to prove this isn't true.
>>753165923
by friday is ok. ill show this post as proof
P L S
Roll
>>753165923
Thanks for the opportunity op
>OP wasn't an extremely cock hungry faggot for once!
>>753165923
I broke up with my gf a few weeks ago, I don't want one,faggot
please god
Scientifically proven
>>753165923
please i need to touch another human being
Hopefully
Why is her nose broken or some shit?
Yes please
Please!
>>753165923
Heck yeah
>>753165923
i fukkin wish
>>753165923
Yeah right
>>753165923
i dont think there is hope for me
PLEASE
>tfw no gf
Thanks OP
k
I'm gay
>>753165923
Im actually planning on opening up to this one girl tommorow so this thread rn cant be a coincidence
>>753165923
won't hurt, kek
Where ya at bitch??
>>753165923
I hope you're right
>>753167206
is that a m or f?
what time do we live in that we have to ask that?
>>753165923
NEVER.
YOU'RE A LIAR!
Finally, I have waited for this moment for so long.
yeet
will i have a girlfriend with a bloody band-aid on her nose too?
>>753165923
gimme
Ok
what the hell, got nothing to lose
>>753165923
dont think so
Don't ly to me anon
I want to believe
Roger roger...im so lonely :c
plz
Doubt it
>>753165923
you know what I'm fucking suicidal anyways
>>753165923
Happiness
I’m soo lonely
>>753165923
ok
>>753165923
gf pls
Hey anon if you are reading this you will not have gf ! Unless you reply to this post (:
Pls
Ok
