Celeb Thread - /Life in ruin/ edition.
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Celeb Thread - /Life in ruin/ edition.
Candice feeties @_@
reporting in.
>>753062054
This guy checking in, sup everyone
>>753062151
@ _ @
>lurk last thread
>no pics of girls i normally fap to
I...think i want to fuck brown chicks now tho. Normally i fap to blonde pale chicks like tay but that hudgens..
>>753062209
She looks very little brown to me
>>753062167
>>753062201
>Pour lube all over my dick
Lets do this
>>753062267
She's not super dark or anything, I just like her skin a lot.
>>753062209
here.
>>753062201
nessa leggies @_@
>>753062167
Dem titties though
>>753062324
>>753062336
Oh fugg, those tits are great
I NEED FUCK
>>753062167
>>753062177
Hello friends.
>>753062302
>>753062336
That's literally the only pic I have of Vanessa and I only had it cause I saw it looking for pics of Ryan. :c
>>753062177
>>753062054
her life's in ruin? i dont' even know who the fuck that is, how much ruin can it be in?
>>753062431
I want a Betty gf :(
>>753062472
kek been a while since I've seen this
>>753062367
right, i wish she showed them off more.
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlett that never made it as a real Hollywood actor an the only reason shes relevant is because virgin neck beards keep posting her. post real celebs only. thanlks
>>753062527
lmao it's the truth though
>>753062614
make fuck with your hand
>>753062472
You need some Lily fuck Anon? :c
>>753062580
Her spitting on them whilst giving me a titjob would be heaven
>>753062494
>>753062613
>>753062613
anon. pls there is a guy posting the heavy tits girl from the AT&T commercials
>>753062696
indeed. Im partial to watching them bounce when fucking her. Getting a nice rhythm going.
>>753062679
yes I crave lily. and Nina. ugh
>>753062614
>>753062667
Ohhh shit
>>753062679
Ryry fag, stop
>>753062757
hey I posted that asshole!
>>753062793
how dare you speak to him that way
>>753062758
Thats good too. Fondling and sucking on them when shes on top
>>753062867
i wanna live inside jenna boots!
>>753062895
that would be so neat. I wanna live on her hips @_@
>>753062879
oh yeah, thats great. especially when they have nice big pale tits with pink nips.
>>753062950
don't steal my face you frick
>>753062758
Suckable feet...
>>753062769
They're both so small, how are you gonna make sure you don't hurt them? :c
Maybe when one is feeling a bit of pain from your giant cock rubbing around in their pink they could tap your leg to signal for you to switch to the other. And while you're stuffing one of their needy cunts the other can reach between her legs and gently rub her clit while reveling in the fucking you just gave them, until she's ready for more. :3
They're both so sexy, how could you possibly decide who to fuck first?!
>>753062793
Yeah don't speak to my like that asshole. :c
>>753063024
o_o oops sorry
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>753062974
Oh hell yeah. The best kind. Her moaning with every lick and suckling
>>753062731
>>753063093
Jesus that sounds... really hot
>>753063093
>Yeah don't speak to my like that asshole. :c
Otherwise what?
>>753063125
i bet she has intense orgasms
>>753062679
>>753062054
There is something that i think is sort offputting about her face but i cant tell what it is, even though there are things that i think are really attractive on other women (i like eyes like hers, and i love full lips) that she totally has. Her makeup, maybe? She looks shiny
>>753062487
Like the ass though, never noticed that
>>753063118
it's okay :)
if i live in her boots and you live on her hips we can meet up at her bagina and play video gamse
>>753063159
fuck year babs
>>753063205
Back scratching, open mouth, toes curling orgasms. The best kind.
>>753063333
nice quads.
Shes definately a screamer.
>>753063174
Otherwise I'd get sad and start crying. That's what.
>>753063211
I know what you're saying.
>>753063211
Yeah, she wears entirely too much makeup. Some old pics on her Instagram she has significantly less on and she's adorable.
>>753063333
checked!
>>753063238
puddle of a CUTE
>>753063424
Definately a biter too.
Then she'll snuggle redfaced, catching her breath, cum oozing out of her tightness and onto the matress
>>753063211
She's got great tits also
>>753063596
definately. Shes the type that would have wild sex and then be embarrased and shy.
>>753063587
:3
>>753063673
Only to ask for more once she recovers. I fucking love her
>>753063722
Do you ever kiss the screen to her? :3
>>753063745
put some white streaks in that blue hair.
>>753063801
I used to *smooch* her often
>>753063093
>>753063457
Like, i'm still opening and looking at all these pics so its not unpleasant for me obviously, i just normally know quicker whether i am attracted to someone. Its just weird haha maybe i just need to see more and make up my mind.
Definitely a fan of the tits, though. Theyre nice
Best Emma
>>753063855
>used to
I'M CRYING ;________;
>>753063845
Yes! Get some in one eye so she looks at you with one of them closed, smiling
>>753063985
perfect.
>>753063722
gahhh
I want to rub Jenna feets :'(
>>753064037
kek
>>753064110
wewlad
>>753063923
Jewbs.
>>753064094
Ask her to join you in the shower afterwards because thats alot of cum all over her
>>753064189
i wonder if how she keeps her pubes.
>>753064103
>>753064164
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a Jenna to break into your heart with the intent to stay there forever and scratch her bobs.
Why don't you own a swetty boob scratcher?
Any truth to the Isabela Moner leak?
>>753064185
Unf, yes. Those are very nice.
>>753064276
Either shaven or in some sort of cute design. She is very creative yknow
>>753064366
i wouldnt be suprised if they were blue/green too.
>>753064328
lmao. I wish I was as creative as you. that was both funny and cute. I thoroughly enjoyed reading that post
>>753064343
Another goy under her spell. When will they learn?
>>753064452
Same. Would be uber sexy
>>753064485
even a pointy stick will do...
>>753064522
I WANT TO CIRCUMCISE MYSELF FOR RYRY BEWBS
>>753064553
i bet, that or a nice dark patch between her pale legs.
Need Millie to snap my neck lads
>>753064621
betwixt her thighs? thats the only way i'd allow it tbh
>>753064593
Wouldnt mind seeing her bare, and when she lowers her panties a nice trail of her sweet juices glistening
>>753064572
No worries, she prefers them uncircumcised she just can't tell her family that she likes turtle cocks. She likes to coax them out of their shell with her tongue.
>>753064645
Any way she prefers, thats the death for me
>>753064728
You're a dirty bird, BD.
I like it.
>>753064110
Jewess Queen has good taste in accessories
>>753064673
that works too. i just love it when the hairs tickle my nose so i prefer some fur.
>>753064777
RIP
>>753064522
I was going to say i didnt fall under her spell
But i came into this thread not looking for her
I wound up looking at her pics
I didnt know what i felt, but i couldnt stop the urge to see more, i knew i wanted to see more
And now i opened this one and the same eyes and lips are that pulled me in have given me my first ever hardon for her
What is that if not a spell?
>>753064728
And fuck, is that her? Because...
>>753064876
I've always wanted a nice watch but I check the time on my phone these days anyway so it seems useless.
>>753064777
;3
>>753064940
It's her.
>>753064955
But the sale is to help young women learn to become literate though so it's not only just a watch it's for the greater good. Jewess Queen loves to read and I think she's following her pure heart through this campaign.
did everyone die or something?
>>753065085
if she wrote books on the soles of her feet I would certainly read more @_@
>>753065306
Not yet.
>>753064330
I’d like to know the same thing.
>>753065051
Fuck her eyes are so nice... and i dont mind the makeup too much since it emphasizes the sexy lips she has.
I just like looking at her...it's also nursing a semi, lol.
>>753065306
I heard someone commit suicide yesterday was it taytay anon?
>>753065376
Yeah, strike that, not a semi anymore..
>>753065342
>>753065526
*zooms in*
is that war and peace?
Victoria Justice and anya taylor joy
PLS!!!!
>>753065667
heres one of anya.
0 _ 0
>>753065605
>>753065694
R U D E
>>753065485
I wish you had started sooner. :c
>>753065718
that was rude. there was way more space between the eyes. they censored my art.
>>753065447
I heard about that I hope he didn't go through with it :(
>>753065773
well aren't you just a big old jerk
>>753065754
Ha, sorry. I guess it took a little while for the spell to really kick in. But now that is has...fuck
>>753065816
I HOPE HE DID
>>753065447
What wait... I missed something
>>753065818
: D
>>753065878
Yeah the anons were rolling dubs for him to an hero
>>753065878
don't say things like that!
>>753065816
But who was it
>>753065942
kek now if only stutterfag would neck himself too we might just have a stew going
>>>/out/
Grr
>>753065999
Trollop trips chek'd
>>753065967
Taytay
>>753065999
trips of low-breed emma
>>753065991
lmao rolling for this
>>753066094
Dont say shit like that! Something might happen!
now im just bored posting.
>skip a day
>taytayanon kills himself
well fudge
>>753065855
Sorry Anon. ;__;
>>753066118
We ready to hit the hay?
In honor of Tayfag's "memory" (?) we should never post any of that disgusting rake again
>>753066157
Ayyy lmao
>>753066211
im good, just chillin. thread died a bit.
>>753066211
Fuckkk now that my thirst has been activated ryry anon is going to bed..truly this is end-level suffering
>>753066118
Who dis?
>>753066080
>>753066157
Was it the big dick tay anon who said he was going to be homeless?
>>753066296
no, he's posting right now
>>753066296
Not sure there's probably min 3 diff tay anons or something :/
>>753066285
Jodelle Ferland,
>>753066283
I'm not going to sleep right now, but I'm done being lewd. :C
>>753066296
I'm right here.
>>753066333
Full house chek'd
Pledge crowned
>>753066355
Dubs checked
Pledge crowned
>>753065605
more hayden
>>753066333
>>753066390
Oh thank goodness
>>753066390
>I'm not going to sleep right now, but I'm done being lewd. :C
Ryry seems to do that well enough for you, honestly. She's doing it for me, fuck
>>753066478
Open your mouth and suck me for ryry
Possible Taylor Swift
>>753066516
stop being a retard for once in your life anon pls we're concerned about you
>>753066450
:3
>>753066478
I'd post her more if her career wasn't dead and she had more pictures.
>>753066355
Did anybody screencap this it sounds really serious and I'm sad I wasn't there to talk him out of it. I talked a friend of mine out of killing himself in highschool.
>>753066580
>she has no pics
O-oh. I see. So i'm sitting here with my dick in my hand for no reason then.
>>753066333
mooooore
>>753066687
>>753066617
No :(
>>753066747
so cute
>>753066793
So cute :3
>>753066798
:3
>>753066617
I don't think he was being too serious, he threatened to eat a bunch of tangerines. I've seen him disappear for a day on a few occasions. Nothing to be worried about.
YET
>>753066669
She does but I don't feel like posting them anymore right now. After I'm done feeling lewd I like to return back to my Queen TayTay. I belong to her. uwu
>>753066813
Yes, it's Jewess Queen! She's a little hamster like me! I want to smooch her all over and give her a big hug
>>753066902
Post her feets
*Anya describing the size of my boner while watching John Wick*
:F
>>753066845
Oh i see, so thats how you operate. No biggie. ^_^
I just have to redirect my cock towards i guess anya, tay, or roberts? Hrmm choices
>>753065605
she is muh dream girl
>>753067047
Stroking hard for the queen
>>753066971
Anya is not for lewd... >:|
>>753066516
>>753067086
>>753066971
Roberts is nice. Too bad her posters are nuts and give her a bad image.
Time for me to sleep Anon, I'll see you in the future.
Sweet dreams everyone! =^-^=
>>753067124
Moar pls leaking so much for her
>>753067186
>posters are nuts
Grow up.
>>753067215
>>753067095
Look, i got worked up and now i have to cum for someone. Anya looks hella cute. I will MAKE her for lewd if there are no other options.
>>753067290
Perfect. Love that face
>>753067290
I want Jewess Queen to spit on my cock and make me jerkoff with it while she calls me pathetic.
>>753067328
>>753067367
Going to cum soon tell me when my queen
>>753067364
>>753067416
>>753067306
yes she is hella cute but if you lewd her i break your hands muggerfugger >:{
>>753067446
Stroking fast
>>753067095
more of this cutie
>>753067486
Why are you posting pics that make me want lewd things, anon?! :(
>>753067487
Don't cum until I grant you permission, little pledgeling
>>753067539
I think you got brain problems!
>>753067558
nice eyes
>>753067558
I'm on the edge my queen just say when
>>753067599
>>753067620
>>753067644
nice eyes
and legs
>>753067644
Dubs czech'd
>>753067589
more anya
>>753067589
I dont think so!i like her face!
>>753067367
Then again..maybe anya isnt the one i should be lewd for here. Damn..
>>753067644
Please can I cum my queen I'm ready to burst any minute
>>753065818
great lips for sucking
>>753067712
>>753067718
I like her face too! Maybe you're alright.
>>753067679
>>753067685
>>753067718
>>753067733
For being a devoted worshipper, you may cum in a 5 image countdown
>>753067589
>>753067817
delet! or i send evil vvitch anya to curse u
>>753067811
Thank you hnnnngh
>>753067817
back again, threads still up, nice.
>>753067817
Lewd thoughts! Many fucking lewd thoughts!
>>753067836
she can curse me anytime
>>753067817
>>753067845
>>753067861
>>753067836
>>753067869
>>753067111
that info card and phone on the desk scream hotel room. Find Taylor wearing those heals and I'll be a believer
>>753067843
Starting the countdown...
5...
>>753067942
Pumping hard and fast
>>753067712
>>753067978
4...
>>753068002
3...
>>753067989
sorry for the dupe
![er-lingerie[copy].webm](https://i.imgur.com/KdqhqUQ.jpg "er-lingerie[copy].webm")
>>753068045
I need Kenzie feet on my lap
>>753068100
1...
>>753068133
so she could feel your big hard cock through your jeans?
>>753068061
anyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>753067904
fuckoff weeb
>>753068158
Very likely
>>753068140
plastered my phone lol thank you queen for letting me give you cum
>>753068140
Mmm sexy tummy
>>753068140
tight little body on her huh
>>753068201
>>753068180
>>753068201
U w0t m8
>>753068201
>Fuck off weeb
>>753068308
Tasty feet
>>753068299
i want to kiss her
>>753068201
>fuckoff weeb
>>753068299
Fuck..i'm edging pretty hard. Anya deserves it it seems
>>753068201
lol
>>753068201
umadbro
>>753068352
>>753068420
wew put those things away before it gets messy in here
>>753068420
I want to lick them
>>753068450
It's too late!
x-ray?
>>753068140
i never thought roberts could be so sexy
>>753068516
I wish that was my dick
>>753068629
we all do, anon.. we all do.
>>753068516
>>753068220
I love cumming on her delicate paaaaaaaaaaaaaale feets
>>753068720
aw fuk kiki feets
>>753068516
>>753068720
Would likc those soles for days
>>753068420
teasing my dick to those soles
>>753068904
oh fuck
anyabutt
>>753068904
>>753068754
>>753069068
Tasty fucking feet
>>753069086
THE BEST
What's with all the qt feets suddently?
>>753069113
idk but i ain't complaining
>>753069104
>>753069151
need them in my mouth
>>753069145
Neither am I. It' s agood thing, now that you post Dove feet it's even better
>>753069210
I love these heels on her
>>753069192
Next thread more anya joi
>>753069273
great way to end except now I'm hard as fuck
>>753069237
I prefer them without heels tbh
When's the new thread I'm literally shaking
If we don't get a new thread soon I'm getting my gun
That's it I'm getting my gun right now
>>753069325
Fuck off watsonfag
I've got my finger ready on the trigger
>>753069380
No u
>>753069410
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
