Celeb Thread Again
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Celeb Thread Again
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>>752995246
pls post the complete webm of j. biel
>>752995246
dat ass
>>752995331
I'll try to find it, enjoy this one in the meantime
>>752995392
thanks I like how her butt cheeks wiggle in this scene >>752995246
>>752995392
have you got the one of her walking out of the pool... or around the pool?
Anybody got the video of Jason Biggs pissing on Chelsea Handlers face?
true story incoming
>used to work as a host in a famous NYC restaurant/dessert shop
>always a wait, would make hundreds of dollars in tips on a busy day dealing with celebrities/regular people handshaking me $100 dollar bills to cut the line (no reservations)
>late one weeknight maybe around 9 or 10, restaurant is full but only 1 or 2 people waiting
>couple comes in with a young, pretty attractive girl. parents look wealthy so i stiffen up hoping they'll tip me for a table
>start talking to them, tell them its a 45 minute wait but "ill see what i can do"
>"oh that would be great, we just got here from LA and are starving!"
>ask them if its their first time at our restaurant, first time in NYC?
>no, she's an actress - we're in NY often
>girl is shy and looks down at her feet blushing
>i say oh cool, what do you do?
>the parents incredulously say "shes on the disney channel, this is victoria justice"
>idk who the fuck that is, but cool - welcome
>get them a table upstairs where we usually put celebrities
>while shes up there some little kids on the main floor are freaking out "omg omg omg was that victoria justice??"
>i google her, oh shit shes a disney star, millions of followers etc etc
>remember her blushing, check her age - shes 20 at the time (roughly my age)
>start talking to coworkers, im the only one whos single/not gay, gotta make a move
>write my name and number on a slip of receipt paper
>she comes downstairs to use the bathroom, we make eye contact and she smiles before looking down again
>after the bathroom she comes out and takes some pictures with the kids, her parents come downstairs and are smiling
>"thank you so much! victoria loved it, you were very nice"
>victoria says "thank you!" and opens her arms to hug me
>we hug, it's alright
>"thanks for coming! here's my number if you want to stop in again or have a host to show you around NY"
>she blushes and smiles, parents smile, they leave
parents didn't tip me, she never called. fuck your mistress.
>>752995539
lol I'd like to see that as well
>>752995331
>>752995392
Longest I could find
>>752995615
Nice. is she just as hot in person?
>>752995769
Bonus
>>752995481
>>752995868
>>752995769
Thanks a lot bro. Was searching for this for long time
>>752995769
WIGGLE_GIGGLE.webm
Obligatory thigh post
>>752995615
Top kek
>>752996140
Do you ever sleep my dude?
>>752996201
He's been awake for as long as me and he never stops with the thigh posts. Suspecting trolling... radio rental man
>>752996201
Yeah I do sleep, am I here that much?
>>752995774
She's overrated as fuck. Piss off
>>752996432
Not trolling my man, just an addict for thighs, and there are lots of good ones in these threads
>>752996481
7+ hours minimum
>>752995615
You really want Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider's leftovers?
>>752996566
Dubs Check'd, yeah I guess I'm just insatiable
>>752996481
I tend to come in at random times of day and I've not seen a thread in the past week without your thigh posts.
Dirty Dan "The man with the plan to get her in the van" Scheider
>>752996649
Didn´t you say you do this while working yesterday
Dan "Thick as a beer can" Schneider
>>752995615
Dude you did the best thing and didn't chickon out. Well played
Dan "Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed. Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand?" Schneider
Dan "I can tell you're a fan. I am a legend on 4chan" Schneider
Dan "Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan" Schneider
>>752996675
That must be a cold studio
>>752996942
Dan "Rough rider/Large Hardon Collider." Schneider
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter" Schneider
Dan "If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider
Beer Can Dan Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan Candy Man Dan Family Man Dan
What's happening in this thread?
"Big Daddy" Dan "Deepthroat" Dan
>>752997252
it's the most derailed celeb thread ever but I keep refreshing for some reason anyway
The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan
>>752996675
Guess we're in similar time zones
>>752996702
Yeah, I'm at work now too, I post less because I'm a phonefag when I'm here and captcha is a bitch
The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan Schneider Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher "Bend Over" Schneider Diaper Viper Schneider "Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider Dan "The Biter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "The Defiler"
Schneider Dan "The Initiator"
Post Miranda cosgrove
Schneider Dan "The Plunger"
Schneider Dan "The Bladder"
Schneider Dan "The Seducer"
>>752997624
Jennette is the patrician choice
>>752997624
I wonder who could be behind this post
Schneider Dan "Teen Bedder"
Schneider Dan "Rough Ryder"
Schneider Dan "The Collector"
Schneider Dan "No Lube Required"
Schneider Dan "The Despoiler"
Schneider Dan "Deep Pounder"
>>752997682
Inb4 coal burner
>>752997682
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a biter" Schneider
>>752997376
Posting thigh in a Dan "The man" Schneider thread
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
I think when over 50% of the celeb posts are all from me it's probably time to call it quits. Thread is a lost cause
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
>>752995531
bae
>>752998958
Great legs, why did she have to go all trashy-slut?
>>752998094
It's the same posts, a dozen+ times a day, with the same pictures. I'm not sure why people create new ones.
M-My m-mistress V-V-V-Victoria Justice i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I have b-been v-very blessed with h-her s-so I'm a-a very l-lucky m-man... P-Please f-forgive m-me f-for c-c-coming h-here and t-telling the p-posters that I-I-I am l-living a-a life th-they can o-only dream a-a-about and w-w-wish for...
>>752999973
I know I said I was leaving but I just can't resist my brownfu
>>752995531
Dat fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>752999973
Milk chocolate thighs, more please
>>753000169
>>753000229
I talk shit on her looks in every game of thrones thread but i secretly masturbate to her in these threads.
>>753000277
>>753000296
fuck dont do this to me I can't choose between them
>>753000331
literally same, although I do think she looks a ton better as a brunette than a blonde
>>753000353
>>753000462
alright I flipped a coin and Emilia won, bring on the Queen
>>753000353
>>753000509
>>752999973
>>753000462
This is the hardest choice foe my dick ever
>>753000855
bend the knee
>>753000615
Who dat
>>752999611
I-I can't i-imagine the m-m-miseries the p-poor p-posters h-h-here must s-suffer through l-looking a-a-at all these beautiful w-w-woman and k-knowing th-th-they will n-never h-have a-a-a chance t-t-to b-be w-w-with one...
>>752995392
what is this from?
>>753000892
she's gonna fucking make me with those lops and tits, damn
ok /b/ you might remember me
>be 19
>working in small hotel with friend in LA
>hotel is small but chill
>im a fucking maid
>me and friend are cleaning rooms
>out of fucking nowhere see like 3 bmws pull up
>lady steps out
>10/10
>before i could speak friend tells me "holy shit its jessica alba"
>iknowthis.exe
>she is walking upstairs with manager and what i assume is her entourage or co workers
>manager walks up to us and tells us to starts cleaning 6 doors down
>friend is in room while im gathering soaps and shit
>jessica alba goes into room 1408 (dont remember the number)
>she comes out dressed in blue wetsuit
>cool she surfs
>her and posse leave
>my brain has and idea and i become overcome with nerves
>starts working towards the room
>stomach is about to drop through asshole
>we come to her room
>nothanksweresleeping.jpg
>i ignore it and tell friend to clean the joined room
>walk in stomach is butterflied and body is shaking can feel every hair on body
>walking towards bathroom
>breathing is choppy
>look for target
>dick has been hard since i had this idea 10 mins ago to jerk it with jessica albas panties
>go to bathroom clothes are on floor (guess she was in a hurry)
>see jeans body is fucking trembling
>locate panties and freeze
>get fear of god come over me
>got back to cart and start standing around
>3 mins later face is flustered and body is heavy
>FUCKIT.RAR
>go to bathroom
>tingly again dick diamonds
>unzip pants
>pull dick out
>barely rub crotch of panties on dick
>bust so hard it feels like the cum was sucked out of me (did not bust on panties)
>body is swaying for like 2 mins
>ok im good
>locked up
>never forget the time i jerked off with jessica albas panties
pic is closest thing i could find to what they looked like
>>753001265
I too am partial to her lops
>>753000000
>>752999459
You are a lurker or just a Shit poster. You have nothing to say. Contribute man.
>>753001319
Fuck, she has me throbbing hard
Guess i'll bend the knee and worship the queen
>>753001553
fuck yes
>>753000140
Are you retarded?
>>753000140
More like a transgender
>>752995246
>>753001178
N-Now w-w-we m-must g-g-get back t-t-to the saga p-poor V-Vic g-goes through b-being s-s-so s-s-sotted w-w-with a-a-a manlet; though l-looking f-f-for h-help th-there c-c-can be n-no help f-f-from h-her o-own h-heart...
>>753001743
Are you retarded too?
>>753002002
Last one.
>>753001612
Post moar, pants are off. Shes fine as fuck
>>753002128
I cant stop jerking for her either
>>753002110
Fugg, got me hard
What does my cock mean by this
>>753002128
>>753001796
I stroked to this thinking it was kim k or something. Biels ass is insane.
>>753002159
>>753002254
God damn. I want to fuck her mouth so fuckin bad
>>753002397
i wanna take her from behind, dothraki style
>>753002041
Actually nvm looked her up shes kind of manish
>>753002101
>>753002454
Me too. Surprisingly great ass on her
>>753002690
Jesus fuck, i want to bend her over a table
>>753002895
Dem flappers
>>753003020
thats no way to address royalty anon
>>753002895
Hnnngh, edging hard for the queen
>>753001959
I-I w-w-want a-all th-the p-posters i-i-in here t-to know th-they a-are in th-the right t-t-to feel v-very s-sorry f-f-for p-poor Victoria... I-I'm s-s-sorry to report sh-she h-has f-fallen under m-my s-spell and i-is i-in th-the c-clutches o-o-of a man wh-who o-only w-w-wants t-t-to use h-her, wh-who h-has m-minimal f-feelings t-towards h-her...
>>753003092
same no idea how long I can keep it up
>>753003146
Fuck, the way she turns and shows off her sexy ass is the hottest
>>753003311
she knows what you want
>>753003080
But they are flappy
>>753003377
Edging is getting close to impossible right now, holy fuck, gonna start leaking soon
>>753003554
got 2 webms left after this one, gonna try to make it to the end
>>752998289
Dan "tie her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>753003588
Guess i'll try to..it's what the queen would want
>>753003701
only a little more to go
>>753003757
It so fucking hard not to shoot off to this, the queen is making some pretty serious demands of me here
>>753003943
fuck not a moment too soon, about to blow for my Queen
>>753002002
i am so fucking hard right now
>>753000925
Her name is Do a fucking google image search you underaged twat
>>753003982
Fuck
fuckkkkk
>>753003757
soo fucking hard
>>753003982
I am going to fucking explode at the next pic posted
>>753004234
>no
>Stopped posting her anyway
>>753004293
I am hesvy breathing to hold this in
Someone post a celeb pic, i will probably cum hard no matter who as long as they are remotely sexy
ily anons
>>753004811
Oh fugg, that did it
>>753004559
I fell asleep dickhead
>>753004811
ily2 anon
>>753004714
>>753004811
Was she sexy enough or do you need this one instead?
>>753004927
Fuck sake. Stop..
>>753004870
I shower up just in time. Dovey needs all the cum she can get~
>>753004927
If you're gonna post, post her thighs!
>>753004998
showed* whoopsie
>>753004959
<3 <3 <3
>>753004959
>>753004811
More dove!
>>753005068
dove a sexy
>>753005193
she isss
>>753005173
yes sir~
>>753005154
>no u
Why continue...
>>753005154
In bikini so I can get the full thigh maybe?
>>753001743
He speaks the truth that is 100% a tranny and people dont even notice
moar dove
>>753005264
>>753005291
God i wish i could stroke for dove right now..
>>753005469
Pretty good
>>753005565
So do I. Why can't you?
>>753005783
Stuck at uni for a few more hours..
captcha: STOP FLOODING
HOLY FUCK
>>753005834
Message me on kik @ gsm453 or discord @ Lily#0407 when you get a chance~ that goes for anyone with a cock~
>be you
>hanging around after hours
>this drops down
WAT DO?!
>>753006032
post more dove so i can cum slut
>>753006295
Initiate the reverse spiderman
>>753006295
Ask: What the fuck were you doing up there
>there's your (you) attention whore
>>753006365
Dropbox link? Of the "BLANKing"
>>753006401
>>753006390
babby's first day on /cel/
>>753006401
thats what i like keep posting you whore
>>752999319
Jews
>>753006498
your a gay
>>753006521
See you all tomorrow. Going to dream of my beautiful queen now.
>>753006544
Hmm. Luckily there are plenty better ones that hasn't been ruined.
>>753006666
>*you're
prick
>>753006722
Post thighs before you go
>>753006774
You need to take a break with the thighs
>>752995894
goddamn 100/100
katy lovers?
>>753006832
Is it too much? I'm not gonna stop with my obligatory one though
>>753006774
You really love yourself some thighs, don´t you
>>752996534
>Is it too much?
>>752996481
>>753000277
>>753006774
>>753006888
little ari is so distressed; walking into
the Hollywood Dressups she was spotted
by an older man who came up promptly
and said her red dress worn today of
all days was a sure sign she was vexed
with a severe case of dry bum! she
was put back and said she was feeling
more than a little dry in her bottom for
more than a few hours since she woke up!
then he shook his head and said there
can only one solution be; a moist
tongue must be immediately applied
to her bum hole and the stoogey dry
spots must be moved along by a sterile lick!
Oh no! but what of ari's boyfriend Tommy;
wouldn't he resist, she spouted, the afact
of another man digging into her poop spleen
shoot! no no he said, he would never need to know: as a secret we can keep what he
needs not know about! now ari doesn't know
what to do for she doesn't want to die
from the diseases of her bum!
>>753007029
Fuck yeah!
moar dove
>>753006926
Here!
>>753007076
Sue me, at least I like different ones and not just one set of reposts.
>>753007082
if you want more pics of QT's, just ask anon. no need to play coy
Stop with the Dove Cameron posts now we've had her for like the past 3 threads already
>>753007135
Well then
>>753007331
i love the tv edit when he says pineapple instead of pussy
>>753007411
never seen it
>>753007446
>>753007191
I fucking adore her beauty
>>753007589
Me too anon. I'd do anything for her.
Hold onto your butts
>>753007589
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>>753007453
you should its the greatest tv edit ever. it turns it into a borderline comedy. casino tv edit is hilarious too
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>>753005591
not too bad
>>753004811
<3 you too slut. ;3
>>753007719
Are you the same anon who likes Kiernan?
>>753006032
Jesus dove
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>>753007759
She's my number one celeb. Must have fapped to her at least 50 times.
>>753007411
bettyfu
>>753007345
VS models is a great source for legs
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>>753007820
what? do you see me posting manfaced little girls?
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>>753007912
Yeah, I posted a bit of Hosk yesterday
>>753007968
Hoskbro? The one wishing me good fortunes for my walk home?
>>753007908
Yes let the cancer flow through you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVSmkl2uIsA
>>753007817
>>753007645
>>753007904
same here. Wish there were nudes
>>753008070
I love this girl anon-san
>>753008068
Yes, that was me, your phone battery died, didn´t it
>>753008142
Lean mean black baby making machine.
>>753008106
Should I fap for her?
>>753008097
>>753008162
kek at filename
>>753008171
Yeah, without music walking for an hour is fucking boring
>>753007645
this one has been out forever and hasn't been confirmed but
>>753008097
this one looks like it could really be her
>>753008187
idgaf I'm a spic anyways
>>753008229
You could have had more battery life if you didn´t browse /b/ all the time, kek
SANDWICH MAN!
new celeb thread
>>753006856
>>753006856
>>753006856
∧,,∧
(´・ω・)
⊂ノ ニつ
(`(´ ノ
|| ﾉ
(_(＿)
>>753008189
ofcourse
>>753008435
Meet in the new thread.
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