Waifu thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>752592390
>
She really isn't.
He mocks her and taunts her and cheats on her and makes her cry...
He deserves so much worse than what he gets.
Claimed
>>752592241
I mean, I've seen Alice's plenty. I was mostly talking about the beatings though, you probably won't get much face there.
>>752592390
6, currently stockpiling thermonuclear warheads, so when Brazil decides to randomly declare war on me again I can send his bitch ass back to the stone age
>>752592182
Valentine? She's from a video game called Guilty Gear Overture. The balloon is called Lucifero, it's her companion, familiar, means of transportation and weapon.
>>752592595
Apparently they got, uh, practice swords.
Should be fun
>>752592598
Nuke Brazil either way.
>>752592671
She told me. She does kind of make up in melee what she lacks at range. Then again, nothing like an angry English girl coming at you with a longsword to make a Scot question themselves a little
Claiming best girl.
>>752592485
She's poking her own eye in that pic..
He's not doing that on purpose though..
>>752592598
>Civ 6
Oo, that's a good one. Haven't played in a while..
Gilgamesh and donkey carts the best.
>>752592644
I've only played Guilty Gear Xrd. It was pretty fun.
>>752592784
Indeed, I hope they have a good time while she visits~
>>752592838
Gilgamesh is pretty broken, so much science, I'm playing Cleopatra right now, trying to get a culture victory
>>752592943
Did you nuke arabs yet?
>>752592840
One of them is gonna be like a hotdog down a fucking hallway by the end of it.
>>752592838
She's holding it because it has been poked!
Oh yes he is, in more than 75% of the circumstances.
>>752592990
>
That being said, probably Mako
>>752592838
I need to play xrd too, it does look quite fun... Need to get a controller for my PC first, though...
>>752593094
Getting what I said just makes you the lewd one. You look out for her though, yeah? She's the kind of person to stress about everything and Mako is the kind to not realise that at all.
>>752592989
I crushed the Arabs long before I had nukes, dirty sand niggers kept trying to spread Islam in my country, so I slaughtered them
>>752593172
Please, everyone's heard that expression
Mmh, I will, but I suspect it won't be neccesary. They're pretty good together.
>>752593094
Her eye is open, you don't usually poke your own eye while it's open..
Also:
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>>752593112
Yeah, the graphics are great. How it looks like 2D while being 3D..
Ramlethal is pretty great..
>>752593245
Good! You like strategy games?
>>752593324
You know that and I know that, but she doesn't. She'll smack the crap out of me for saying this, but a couple of years ago she had a long-distance relationship that lost the magic when they met up. Wasn't much of a relationship to begin with, she knows that, but she's still terrified of it happening again
What to do if I haven't waifu, but want to talk?
>>752593358
I do, I pretty much grew up playing StarCraft
>>752593358
she is shielding it from further attacks
Honestly, while I admit to bias
I watched it with a good friend who dislikes how much I love Louise, therefore being biased against her
She agreed with me
>>752593420
Mmh, I've heard bits and pieces. There's nothing for it...I was terrified, meeting Chara.
But it was the best two weeks of my life.
>>752593429
I probably shouldn't encourage avataring, but choose an avatar that nobody else is claiming~
Or, your closest thing to a waifu.
QOTT: If you had the power to give any poster his/her waifu (not including yourself), who would you let be with the girl they loved?
Why?
>>752593506
I'm just worried for her, the girl lets everything get into her head and can't filter out the bullshit.
>>752593429
Maybe I can help.
>>752593467
Starcraft 1 was great, 2, not so much..
What other strategy games than Civ and SC?
>>752593506
I watched it.. ~9 months ago. You're both wrong.
>>752593548
That's a hard one..
>>752592435
>>752593641
Yeah...She knows I'll be here to talk. I don't want to intrude, but I will talk to her.
>>752593703
I last watched it in August, with Chara.
Settling down for another watch soon, with my new bluray.
I'm curious~
>>752593548
Okuu.
If okuu is real there's a 90% chance she'll nuke the entire Middle East...
Haven't seen okuu-anon in a while, though...
>>752593763
Things like this show she really cares though as well, you know? I've never seen her like this about anyone. There's a kinda purity to that love that you don't see often.
>>752593763
No one. If I can't have mine, then you can't have yours.
>>752593964
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>>752592435
>>752593954
I can't say I've ever seen an Okuu-claimer.
>>752593964
That kind of thing is scary too, though.
Putting more than you thought you could give out there, trusting...
>>752594059
That's kinda mean, Saya
>>752593703
Used to play stronghold long time ago, and halo wars back when that came out, sc2 isn't bad, I don't really like standard games on it as miss brood war but the shit you can do in the arcade is fun
>>752594059
I know right? It's pretty fucking awful.
>>752594097
She's learning to trust again when she never thought she could, it's quite something. I don't think it's something Mako really sees because there's no way he could, but she's putting a lot more of herself out there than I thought she was going to. This trip is something that she'd never have done before.
Clommed
>>752594097
Okuu-anon posted here consistently a few months ago, haven't seen him since... He used to post lewd ones.
But Louise, you can't start a QOTT without answering it yourself...
>>752593708
Hello.
>>752594184
Well, I am firmly cautiously optimisticly happy for her and I believe it will go well.
>>752594221
..Huh, I don't recall. My memory's always been bad, though.
...Y'know, I really don't know.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Sanya, although he only very rarely posts here.
>>752593548
Would be fair to think about it a bit and pick someone who really does love their waifu and was immersed in waifuism long before running into the thread. That being said I'm not sure there's any currently active poster that fits this criteria.
>>752593429
>wanting to talk
What are you a normie?
Niggers the thread
>>752594097
Just joking... Could that waifu summon other waifus? ..Could Louise summon extradimensional cutes?
>>752594127
I'm not familiar with those. SC2 had bad story and the campaign maps were mostly bad. Most had some stupid gimmick going on.
Have you played Paradox's games? Crusader kings, Stellaris, etc.
>>752594184
It sounds absolutely disgusting.
>>752594409
I mean, I'd make the case for myself, I've loved Louise for nine years at this point.
>>752594458
God I wish
But for the sake of not rule-sharking, no. One waifu is summoned.
>>752594458
Nigga what are you talking about sc2 had a great story, and no I've never played any of those
>>752594505
The Chara thing disqualifies you from the case. I told Sanya you picked him here and he said "Tell them to keep their hands off my waifu or i'll come and shove a rocket up their ass~", I'm not sure he understood you were being nice.
>>752594533
Even though blizzard just retells the same story with different characters in most of their titles, SC did it in the most solid and inspiring way.
>>752594505
Then.. I don't know..
>>752594533
The story was ASS. Especially heart of the swarm. Didn't even bother buying that last expansion..
You should! They are great. Have a lot of dlc though. Stellaris doesn't have that much..yet, but if you play with a friend who has dlc and he's hosting then you can play with the dlc too..
What about Total War?
8 hours until the weekend
>>752594409
>normie
Then the LORD God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone...”
>>752594713
...That's fair, and I don't feel like arguing that point.
I think it is likely we are speaking of different Sanyas~
>>752594715
I see, I see. Let me know when you come to a conclusion.
>>752594737
I'm not gonna deny the possibility but we barely have one Sanya poster considering his activity, let alone multiple ones. He seemed to recognize you.
I fucked up in the dungeon
>>752595035
I have spoken to two Sanya posters.
The one I meant, I'm..pretty close to. He's asleep right now.
The other one seemed....nice, if a little abrasive. Tell him I say hello!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_R2XlgrjT8
>>752594715
If you didn't like the story of sc2 idk if I can take any recommendations from you....
>>752595262
Hello Chen.
>>752595082
I c.
>>752595262
Ginko showed me this the other day, it nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-w3BBIh6ss
-makes sausage and eggs for Ika's breakfast and leaves it where she can find it.- <3
>>752595398
In Pathfinder. I was cautious through an entire sewer section, then carelessly walked directly under a slime, meaning that unless someone had fire, I was 18 seconds from dying.
>>752595035
You mean Tet?
>>752595364
Hey.
>>752595398
Yeah. Neō Wax Bloom is the best electronic album from 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHcSxW9HLww
>>752595555
Nice quads, I was wondering if your mistake was to pick up a girl in a dungeon or something. Did someone have fire?
>>752595576
Yes.
>>752595597
I enjoyed New Energy and Mono no Aware a lot more, picking a favourite between those two won't be easy. This game looks so comfy and at the same time I doubt anything in it will catch my attention to keep playing it til the end.
>>752595752
Why would he not recognize me?
>>752595786
I said he did recognize you.
>>752595814
I know, you said that
I'm wondering why he wouldn't have and why it was something you brought up
>>752595752
Isn't Mono no aware more of an ambient album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo6fy4HDvSQ
Well. Whatever.
>>752595752
Someone did. I was lucky.
>>752595316
You know how Mengsk at the end of heart of the swarm pulls that thing out of his fucking ass?
Or how these fucking bugs suddenly started calling themselves by names, that one bug in the research/whatever room for example.
..it wasn't good.
But I'm telling you, you should try Total War and Paradox's games.
>>752595991
Here's the better version of that gif.
post lewds
>>752595853
Are you a public figure? I can't just tell which anons know each other.
>>752595877
Sure, but it's definitely electronic and some tracks are quite heavy on it, I guess it's a flexible term and what you meant there wouldn't fit for it.
>>752596065
Stockings > Bare legs.
clearly the superior waifu, whomst i have claimed
>>752596091
Hey! I am glad to see you here!
Can you just fuck off back to /trash/?
Or just go and listen to Clipping unironicaly?
Thanks.
>>752596099
Welp, whatever floats your boat
>>752596153
So are you going to post them or not?
>>752596192
The track Limerence from Yves Tumor is one of my favourites from it, is there anything like it in this album you posted?
>>752596056
Mengsk has always been a schemeing piece of shit, and not all zerg are mindless beasts, anyways I finally got my culture victory so I'm going to bed
>>752596339
But the story was trash
Good morning friends.
Anyone here.
Kolaimed
>>752596099
I talk to Tet in the group chat
>>752596421
>>752596423
>the group chat
Not too specific when there's a million of them.
>>752594008
>>752594221
Hello
>>752596319
I don't remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEtIhfJdSMo
>>752596468
>>752596500
Good morning good morning. How is everyone. Bout to go work out
>>752596995
I'm alive so... perfect! have fun working out
>>752597102
>alive
>perfect
?
>>752597192
I actually have things to do this this weekend, so i have to fix my sleep schedule. :(
>>752597246
>>752596642
Pretty sure it's the only one we have in common
Rake and Pillage
>>752597285
Still no Katsu :(
>>752597285
>>752596833
That's lovely, I found them through the untitled record and assumed they wouldn't make something this comfy for some reason.
>>752597367
I fucked up with links really hard and thought I was talking to Louise this whole time, I'm sorry.
>>752597444
Nice
>>752596099
>Stockings > Bare legs.
Objectively true.
>>752596995
Tired. Bored-ish. Bit sick too. So pretty ok-ish.
>>752596421
Morning.
>>752597566
?
>>752597444
What?
Are you talking about Hype Williams?
>>752597726
Yes. Untitled has this groovy feeling that takes out the comf, maybe it's just that one album.
I'm down to my last joint and should probably go for 2-3 weeks without wasting money on it.
So, is this another waifu bread?
>>752598012
They have a lot of good/comfy songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZp5iKtro6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sw9OAxhmro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTJ-jaV7Qo
>untilted record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HqEFELx810
This one?
I think is their worst album. I don't enjoy it, not sober.
I've been out of weed for two days
>>752597837
>>752598125
>Your Girl Smells something something
That was my favourite out of those tracks, a comfy wall of noise and percussion and whatever making a nice rhythm is all it takes to get me.
>untitled
That one exactly, the cover is catchy but it's a bit of a shame that it's what caught my attention to them and left me with a rather negative opinion when they seem to have so much for me to love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64sbo75N7FA
>>752598679
Yeah, fr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyV6G6atoQ
I know this song because of Arteezy. He has really good taste in music in general. And in memes. He is like the Forsen of Dota.
>>752599091
leave fgt
>>752599091
Tomok.
>>752599190
No u. toxic ass faggot.
>>752599210
Ru Ruka?
makes mine own heart beat like a bass drum.
>>752599249
>toxic
Not at all.
>>752599289
Toxic to me. All you ever do is talk shit. Fucking tsunderes.
>>752599327
Indeed.
>>752598822
Heh, just 1 or 2 days ago someone was telling me about something that happened in a dota match with his team, it's making me oddly happy to know he has good taste in vids. Too bad I'm not into dota and I don't really have the will to overcome the barrier it presents to new players.
Did you touch league lately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsgicqsal1o
I will never into Nofap November ever again, I came every 2-3 nights and woke up every night needing sex. Its not worth it.
Sonokawa claimed
>>752599279
I bet you've never faced Jad then.
>>752599510
Did your personas do no fap November too?
>>752599548
Yeah, why?
>>752599510
>not doing nofap and then becoming Muten Roshi.
>>752599327
>>752599289
Toxic people call eachother toxic.
>>752599612
Nice two cents. Duly noted and binned.
>>752599249
Kind of
>>752599679
Are you Russian Ruka claimer or not?
>>752599612
You just called him toxic thus making you toxic.
>>752599612
I don't know who that is, I'm just glad its finally over. I'm going to post my load later in the "Post your loads" thread.
>>752599720
Yeah, Russian.
>>752599775
Sp that makes you Ru Ruka.
>>752599364
>>752599672
Heres my other two cents
ur mum has an big gaey
>>752599728
I meant toxic people (momo and Chenny-poo) are calling each other toxic.
>>752599839
RUka, USSRuka, Soviet Rukanion
>>752599839
Yeah, funny
>>752599914
You don't like Ru Ruka? Why not?
>>752599957
Never said I didn't like it. I just wanted to post my own ideas.
>>752599509
Not really.. I just got Plat 5 on two different accounts playing only Twich, be it jungle, top or safe-lane. I tried to play some games with the new runes and won two games, I think I used press the attack or something on twitch and worked pretty well.. You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsPfafTZys4
Yeah, Arteezy has really good taste in music, he mostly listen to Yung Lean, Dean Blunt, Kanye, Drake, hmm.. I can't remember more good artists anymore, but he also listen to meme songs like Friday, andy salad slaye rap, etc.
His fan-base even made some songs about him, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgOXtsPyfxg
Oh, here is a video with him playing dota while Yung Lean was playing on the backround.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwsZsn953o&t=23s
I get Burial vibes from the song you posted.
I only listened to A World Without from him, pretty good, will listen to this EP later.
>>752599612
I don't call people 'toxic', I only think about video games when I hear that word.
>>752599736
Dude literally nobody cares, go back to your trash community. YOu yourself were saying this community is dying and such, lul.
What a hypocrite lmao
Dumb ass walking skeleton.
You seriously look like you haven't eaten for a straight month in that pic
>>752599853
mi liu pls leave
>>752600127
This
>>752599736
Hey Sono, glad to see you're still alive!
How can I find myself a waifu? Must I watch one million animes and play as much videogames until I know them all and can choose, or is there some other way?
DO ME, I'MMA DO ME
I'MMA MAKE MINE, I'MMA MAKE MINE
I FUCK THE SHINE, I SAID FUCK THE SHINE
BITCH, I GRIND, BITCH, I GRIND
YUNG LEAN SWERVING IN, SEE ME FUCKED UP
SEE ME SWERVIN' THROUGH, THEY WANT ME LOCKED UP
BEEN LOCKED UP, IN MY OWN MIND
MY THOUGHTS WILL NEVER BE SHALLOW
>>752600291
>Must I watch one million animes and play as much videogames until I know them all and can choose, or is there some other way?
More or less this, but you don't choose her. She chooses you.
Whens he finds you, you'll know.
>>752600379
>Whens he finds you, you'll know.
She.
Yeah. I mean she. Absolutely meant she. Not he. She. She.
>>752600285
Hey there. I'm back. And I see you are too.
>>752596500
I feel ya. However at least being impartial is better then being depressed. Right....right?
Eye am teh real Cheb! Sum1 hab ben imbersonercating mi
>>752600069
Good track from good album from good artist.
Been playing a couple matches every few days with friends, nothing ranked. I actually really enjoy the new rune system and think it fits league better than the talent trees, as much as I love talent trees. It needs a lot of tuning and balancing tho.
New Eve is also pretty fun even though she has such a long downtime where she's pretty much useless between her bursts.
>His fan-base even made some songs about him, lol.
Literally 4sen, the Kyoto made that gameplay pretty aesthetic, I can't say I understood anything of what was going on tho.
World Without has some of the "prettiest" DnB tracks I've heard, Phaeleh is great because his albums tend to be quite distinct from each other but it's still possible to tell he is the genius behind them. Can highly recommend you to listen to his stuff.
>checks bandcamp
Hey look a 2017 release from him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzWp5QR2810
>>752600343
jek
>>752600741
Okay.
>>752600741
>>752600585
Yup
>>752600835
Where are her breasts?
>>752600907
This
I thought junko was busty
>>752600964
She IS busty. But not on that pic for unknown reason.
>>752600379
>>752600409
But I want to choose to? I don't want a waifu I don't like to choose me. Also how can I make sure I get a waifu that is at least somewhat fapworthy? Some guys have waifus that are comletely unsexy and drawn poorly or never show anything
>>752600907
Because that pic isn't Junko, didn't I already tell you that the hair clips tell who she is?
>>752600812
Oh, yeah. I hear is way more fun than before, I mean, I would play League just for that fucking Kleptomancy thing.
I tried to play Evelyn, I love her ulti.
>4sen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgOSOEmU7ic&t=2s
Dunno if you are subscribed to his channel, but Jesus, the difference between him and Greek is too much for me, I also find that guy cringe as fuck.
He got so much attention because he was playing with Tyler1.
Eh, whatever.
Yeah, Phaeleh is a really good artist, I like him. I should make time to get into his discography.
Do you have a favourite song from New Energy ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJI-lufs7pU
You should listen to this song, if you don't know about it.
>>752601200
Why is it saved as Junko then?
>>752601200
. . .
No, you didn't
>>752600812
Oh, and his, found him while I was searching for noise artists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omDK2Cm2mwo
Dope visuals.
>>752601263
Because it's Mukuro disguised as Junko... and I like that gif
>>752601271
Well, I did now
>>752601188
>fapworthy
I don't think you are ready for this. But by all means keep looking. Trust me. When she finds you, you will know.
>>752601200
So you got loli cosplayin your Waifu...goodness! I only have 2 pictures I think of "ample" koume. One is lewd, the other is this one. How often do you work?
>>752601514
Loli? No? Mukuro is Junko's older twin sister...which looks nothing like her. Especially since Junko was the ultimate fashionista and Mukuro the ultimate soldier
>>752601420
Ready for this? So basically I can't choose one and when she chooses me I cannot even expect to get sexual with her? Is that what you are saying? This sounds just as shitty, if not even shittier than having to deal with real women.
Anyway, feel free to explain how one can be "ready" for this.
>>752600585
Right, yeah.
>>752601582
Why did you heresy again?
>>752601622
You need high enough power level to be ready for this.
>>752599900
Hey everyone :3
>>752601747
A cute. Who is she?
>>752601622
Dude, I never ever thought about Chen, for example, which is my waifu, in a lewd way.
Waifuism is someone you want to protect, take care of, be proud of.
Not someone you want to fuck. That is like every beautiful woman.
Do you chose your wife because you want to fuck, or do you chose it because she is smart, kind, or whatever you like at her?
>>752601747
Sup
>>752601327
You posted this once and I watched it all the way, it's beautiful.
>>752601331
I've saved reverse cosplays with the name of the character getting cosplayed so this is reasonable.
>>752601219
>favourite New Energy
Honestly it's an album that I somehow haven't been paying much attention to individual tracks and enjoying it's entirety almost equally.
If I can pick a top 3 it'll be 2k17, Lush and Daugther in no specific order.
Christ, did Tyler1 interact with literally every twitch streamer in the past year? Also why the fuck are so many streamers playing "real life" now?
Is being a normie the cool thing to do now?
The name Ben Frost sparks a bell but I'm not sure if I actually heard anything from him before, I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiah2Bxx2ZM
>>752601582
That was her!! Well she dressed up quite well. I must say, i remember mukuro
>>752601703
Cutie pic. Anything today going on? I just got goat roped into some after hours work.....
>>752601868
I think I get it now. Thanks a lot for clearing things up.
Another one added to the made-me-cry list.
>>752602114
Why?
>>752593647
rell
>>752601888
The song you posted, the person that owns the channel has Anti-Mage as avatar, which is a hero from DOTA. What a coincidence.
The song is nice, is the artist megumi hayashibara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8OXJ5gSeg
>>752602247
Rell?
>>752593647
2hus are good, which one will be the lucky.
>>752602227
Because I have nothing but anime to invest in emotionally. I strap myself in and sometimes that leads to tears, some happy, some sad. This time bittersweet.
>>752600069
You are so rude, Chan.
So rude.
>>752600285
Hey cute face, I'm usually dicking around in >>>/trash/~
>>752600343
Please don't post my face...
>>752601836
Just a random.
>>752602433
Take the nihilism pill, anon.
kys Con Stavros
