>>752435119
my, boy, the filename is wrong, this is a cursed image, omfg
>>752435313
Elaborate
>>752435352
>close the gate.webm
is the law
>>752435730
i can't tell if this is reversed
>>752436214
can yo?
>>752435877
WHAT DA FUCK ARE THOSE??!?!!?!
>>752435877
WTF is going on here
>>752437474
>>752437614
>>752435877
>moms spaghetti
>>752437682
>filename
lost my shit
>>752438018
>>752437682
Dont look at me.
>>752436214
it's not
>>752437614
looks like mangina surgery, but i could be wrong
foreskin factory
>>752437682
Fucks wrong with them? They're just sitting there not giving a fuck. I loved being in those as a kid
>>752439113
they can only see in the dark
>>752439641
this one too
>>752439985
You asshole that made me kek. Fuck you. Thanks.
>>752440680
>>752440747
Wtf is that?
>>752440846
fell on porcupine
>>752435119
Everyone in this situation is stupid
>JayWalking
>not speeding up
>GOING BACK
>Fucking idiot
The car
>Should have stopped
>Should not have swerved
Fucking dumb asses
>>752440929
Ouch
>>752440761
I like where that foot is going, got anymore?
>>752441296
>>752438524
Haha @0:29
>falling in water, better put my wipers on
>>752435877
>>752439641
Should have learned not to walk in the street after the last time it happened.
Fucking idiot.
>>752440747
Fake, but damn fine effort at triggering the ol' trypophobia.
>>752441648
fear of trips
>>752441423
What
>>752441797
enlargins his penison
>>752441423
The skill, the effort, the years of medical training, and as many surgeons will agree, the pure art at play here. The genius of human ability at it's best, to be able to effectively and safely perform such a procedure.
All to satisfy someone's delusions brought on by their mental illness.
And in the UK we have the NHS, so WE'RE fucking paying for this shit.
>>752437682
melon-head and monkey-face, god bless
>>752435351
That snek gets hella pussy I knoe that nigga.
>>752439113
These children were literally born without a functioning brain.
Like, that's not me being a dick, they were actually born without a brain.
>>752442037
passive aggressive kek
>>752442037
Isnt it cruel to let them be alive
>>752442068
best place to shit is in the train tracks
>>752442101
they dont know
>>752441819
When you're legit retarded.
1 can he not wait on a fucking train
2 can he not hear the train
3 can he not feel the train
4 could he not walk 2 more feet forward before freezing
>>752442037
The older one is actually somewhat cute if you squint a little. You could live out whatever kiddyfiddler fantasies you have and it's basically with a sex doll.
Any maggot wound webm's?
>>752442101
They're vegetables. They don't experience anything.
>>752442139
More pls
>>752442208
>>752442167
To be fair I've almost walked into a train once because I had headphones on. Sometimes they sneak up on ya, man.
>>752442274
>>752442277
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WHY DO MOTHERFUCKERS KEEP THESE THINGS AS PETS!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>752442306
Trains are fucking loud, and you can feel them moving... I can hear them miles away, so how the fuck could he not 2 feet away. He could have taken 1 more step and been fine
>>752442306
>Sometimes they sneak up on ya, man.
>>752442369
I'd rather have a neighbor with a fucking pet T-rex then a spider. At least a T-rex can't sneak into your house.
>>752442011
that is a skink my friend
>>752442498
>>752438746
she wanted to finish him
>>752442551
Out of everything I've ever seen on the internet, this is probably the most disgusting.
Look at how uncomfortable that poor doggo is.
>>752442601
>>752442525
>>752442011
it's clearly a lizard. There's no snakes with faces like that.
>>752435119
>practically deserted country road
>manages to get hit by the one car driving
>>752442306
Walking around in public with headphones on basically is a sign of retardation.
>>752442139
>>752442465
>>752442312
Trains does a bunch of favor to the world
>>752442986
>using headphones in public is bad
>playing your 3ds in public is bad
>beating the shit out of your wife in public is bad
You guys are so insecure.
>>752442865
Everytime I see people get out of their car on a highway it blows my mind that anyone could be that stupid.
>>752440747
>>752443001
Good they thought that through.
>>752443016
God these darwin awards give me hope for the future of humanity.
>>752441166
That's funny
>>752443209
kek. Bionicle
>>752443107
When did I say beating your wife is bad?
Don't put words in my mouth.
>>752443129
Children are weirdly resilient
>>752442306
>>752442167
>>752441819
>>752443129
This is why curbs exist to separate roads from walking paths.
City Planner "i know how we can save money, lets just draw a line!"
>>752443369
>>752437474
>>752437614
That's a transwoman having a giant ball of pus removed from his fake vagina. The human body treats artificial vaginas as an open wound, which is what are, so they inevitably fill up with pus and even get hairballs in them since the hair follicles from transplanted skin keep growing. So if a tranny doesn't drain her fake vagina with a tube that's like an open ended mason jar on a regular basis, this is what happens. And then doctors have to go in there and basically perform minor surgery to get it all out.
>>752442139
>>752442274
>>752441819
I know that station, fucker deserved it for not using the tunnel connecting the platforms.
People like this are the reason i get late home.
>>752437682
seriously though, why are these kept alive? whats the point
>>752442306
Ikr?! Sometimes they just wait behind the corner. I hate those sneaky trains.
On the bright side,his next trip will be half fare - that's all that's left of him
can we get some headshot/murder videos in here?
There's something about the look on someone's face after they get shot in the head...
>>752441738
Made me cringe more than anything else in this thread so far
>>752443688
living sex dolls basically. U can fuck them and they wont sue u
>>752443494
>>752443688
i wonder
>>752443016
>>752439985
he will never walk again
>>752440212
>the name's Vagene, Bob Vagene
>>752443570
>>752443726
When I was a little boy a train killed my parents right in front of me. The worst part is how easily the train snuck up on us. There was nothing I could do.
So now I have become a vigilante. I have taken the law into my own hands. I am darkness, I am the night, I am...Trainman
>>752443496
why would anyone actually want to be fucking trans?
>>752440846
makeup artist shit - fo real
>>752443864
>>752444024
I can't believe no one has ever gotten their hands on a copy of the surveillance video showing Greg Plitt getting splattered by a train. This guy was a minor celebrity and died after getting hit a train while filming an energy drink commercial.
>>752443726
>>752443985
Any lawfags here?
Let's say I'm a train conductor and I run someone over, would I still get charged for murder/manslaughter? It's not like you can really stop a train if someone is on the tracks like a moron.
>>752443559
A schoolmate got the same shit, she was crossing the rain tracks and got the train's stairs in the face..
Frightening thing was that she keept moving and was responsife for a whole couple of minutes, there were some schoolmates with her, thraumatized them badly.
>>752443209
Never walked again
>>752444244
It's their fault, a train can't stop in a dangerous situation,, peoples needs to be aware when nearby the train tracks.
>>752444086
Is this true? Smellz liek bate to mee
>>752443209
Reward the one who thought of 'special olympics'.
>>752444611
This is actually true. look it up.
>>752444520
Did that doggo dieded?
>>752444244
No, it's almost a dream for Train Conductors, at least in the UK. The compensation is huge and the paid leave is almost endless. Most pretend they are scared for life and milk the system for far more than they should.
>>752444115
How do I achieve a body like this
>>752444115
>Greg Plitt
Never heard about him but hey what a dumb way to die he tried to outrun a train.
Very unlikely we'll ever see this footage otherwise /b/ would know.
>>752442732
Front train seat
>>752442856
nigga its a skink
>>752444086
>>752444611
fake shit
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-any-truth-at-all-in-this-4chan-Copypasta-about-transgender-surgery
>>752438746
> that filename tho
>>752442525
>>752444765
Eat right, exercise and take steroids.
Ask /fit/.
>>752442601
What country is this?
I was going to say "what bumfuck country is this" then I realised it's actually far more rational and sensible to keep shit moving, unlike in the UK where every road for 50 miles would be closed off.
>>752442642
Finish him!
>>752443129
That kid has no other path in front of him now in life except "Ninja"
>>752445154
Brazil
>>752445154
probs mexico - looks like cartel work
>>752438991
Maybe its because the chinks only have slitty eyes but to me it seems like they drive with their eyes fucking closed. How could the vehicle that crashed into the bus not see it had stopped? Fucking slit eyed morons
>>752444115
> Greg Plitt getting splattered
More like Greg SPLIT, amirite?!?
>>752443559
Ese es el tren san martÃn, no? Estación devoto. Que pendejo forro, viejo. No conocen las vÃas antes de cruzar
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>752444354
i want more texting fails!
>>752443861
do these things ship fuckable or you gotta install the hardware yourself?
>>752445346
We must hurry or our rice rations will be reduced
againi have another idea..
>>752442139
He wasnt having a shit. That guy was Vishod Ranjeet, the Train headbutting champion of all India, and olympic train headbutting gold medal winner 1998
>>752444229
Shit, was she ok?
>>752444982
Was he ok?
>>752443407
its a ram ??
>>752443135
Someone working for highway traffic told me your life expectency outside your car on the highway is about 2 min
>>752446045
I wonder if the person can still recognize what's happening after the shot.
Like he sees himself being filmed and shit. So scary
>>752438746
>>752444957
topkek
>>752444429
I normally fucking hate old people and will gladly see them suffer any misfortune, but I feel bad for that old woman, still working hard at her age, only to suffer the trauma of killing some dumbass.
>>752442277
awwwwww , adorable spidey
>>752442101
yes it is cruel and it will cost millions a year to care for one this is why i believe in abortion OD it so it never wakes up
>>752446242
Nerve gas?
>>752444765
Get hit by a train.
>>752442101
they aren't suffering, if that's what you're asking
>>752444746
This is a myth. There was a film made about it, called Three And Out, starring the guy from The Office who played Gareth.
Awful films aside, the compensation and leave generally works out about the same as just carrying on working without the trauma of killing someone with your train.
>>752442167
Oh I'm sure he felt it.
>>752443985
Go on...
>>752441423
Lost. It's fucking leg meat, LMAO!
>>752446062
Just peachy , halfway down remembered where his keys were
>>752445346
casual murderer is casual
>>752438438
Source?
>>752435877
Gender reassignment surger - after. Fucking mental illness.
>>752446682
nice remembering technique
thanks anon
>>752445854
it depend. some model have a pussy you can remove for cleaning but when you choose that model you wont have an asshole
