Shota 5: The Empire Strikes Back
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Shota 5: The Empire Strikes Back
>>752398879
that's really cute
I want to pet / pat a catboy
>>752398622
Rei
shotas are for _____
>>752398843
I am going to pee in a shota butt and nobody can stop me!
>>752399167
the police?
>>752399167
I'd rather the shotas pee inside me but you do you.
>>752399268
They have more important things to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc
>>752399379
we all watched the bunkley video
my favourite black youtuber btw
put cute cocks in my mouth :3
>>752399415
Nah I liked it from when he had it in a video years ago
>>752399447
>>>/lgbt/
>>752399482
yeah he's used it a few times
the original song is also really good
>>752399510
No the original song is normie trash
>>752399166
being allowed to do what they want, make their mistakes, and learn from them, not be scolded, and being cute in general, all the control a parent should have is keeping them safe and healthy
>>752399559
whatever u say edgeboy
>>752399510
na wai, would rather cute boy who is in to shota too you stooge xoxo
>>752399632
familiar image
>>752399612
Dont h8 me bcuz u aint me
>>752399680
oh?
>>752399715
they hatus cause they anus
>>752399765
yeah that's all
Put cute butts in my mouth.
Put cute piss in my mouth.
>>752399867
Big Hero is shotabait: the movie.
>>752399905
stop posting.
>>752399935
I'd drink all of Len's fluids.
>>752400109
God I wish that were me.
God I wish this were me
>>752400289
some of the ol' femdom eh?
>>752400316
Nah dying
>>752400344
yea but the femdom too
>>752400367
Anyway'll do
>>752400380
for someone not depressed you sure do talk about wanting to die a lot
>>752400410
Oh, let me ask you how your day wa-
Did you do anything exci-
Anything you're looking forwar-
Things you do for fu-
Would you rather be the shota, or be the one with the shota?
>>752400518
shota me + older > older me + shota > shota me + shota
>>752400465
what did he mean by this
>>752400620
Theres not much to talk to you about since you dont do much, dont play anything or do anything you would share
>>752400554
>older you + shota
ew
>>752400656
i could say the same about you tho
in the end it's just saying the same shit over and over
>>752400711
Hardly. Im very vocal about things I like, do and conversation topics
>>752400704
Don't ew me you little slut I'll piss on your sheets.
night boys
>>752400728
saying i want to die isn't really a conversation tho
>>752400776
night anon
>>752400729
Are you the same jerk that called me a soyboy?
>>752400832
>>752391380
>>752391440
>>752393639
and following edits
>>752394452
>>752394516
Ye I suck at conversing xd
>>752400921
No I don't use forced memes.
>>752400921
>the SOY BOY is back
lmao
>>752400939
the worst at conversing tbh
>>752400921
soyyo laddo
>>752400981
Fuck off. Im an amazing conversationist
>>752401032
Are you? I wouldn't have guessed.
>>752401101
No. Im not a soyboy
>>752400943
I'm at least glad to hear that
>>752401032
post dicc
>>752401333
>doesnt post the good version
disgust
>>752401361
post dicc faggot
>>752401494
dicc machine broke
how tall are all you guys?
>>752401333
ur lil ween 2 pls anon xoxo
>>752401508
bad excuse
>>752401570
170cm
>>752401587
Understandable have a nice day
>>752401570
18.4 decimetres
>>752401614
it's not tho
>>752401631
No dice dicklette
>>752401654
Small dicks are cute.
>>752401654
lmao i bet you're actually a girl you queer
>>752401731
Yes. Im a girl, You got me
>>752401716
fagot
>>752401761
Smaller ones just feel nicer in your mouth.
>>752399070
>>752399166
Hey where can I find fully clothed shotas more reliably than on /b/ my good sirs?
I need some contrast to the dirty side of shota
>>752401832
/cm/
>>752401832
pixiv if you know what to search for
>>752401761
open bobs then
>>752401896
das gay
>>752401602
Just once I want to see someone reply and know I'm taller than some other short person.
>>752401924
there's literally nothing gay about wanting to see cocks
>>752401928
not gonna happen, manlet.
>>752401979
Its pretty gay
>>752401928
It's not great being slightly below average. I get a lot of "oh i thought you were taller" or such.
>>752401994
you're projecting again
>>752402020
Yes. Im projecting. You got me
>>752402040
well where's the dicc
>>752402119
Can I have your stuff
>>752402135
are you actually against assisted dying
If someone doesn't post their dick right fucking now I'm going to burn this whole house down.
>>752402167
Yeah, you should do it yourself if you want to die so bad.
>>752402167
Why would you think that
Can I have your stuff when you go
>>752402188
some people would rather die in a dignified way around their family
>>752402193
because your opinions are normally shit
>>752402240
We share the same opinion about literally everything ever though
>>752402240
Those people can enjoy burning in hell.
>>752402273
i mean we obviously don't though
>>752402276
retards please leave
>>752402305
I'll leave after you post your dick.
>>752402305
Nah I support everything you do now
Your master persuasion has convinced me
>>752402317
you people aren't worthy of seeing my fantastic cock
>>752402333
ur projecting again
>>752402348
Thats 100% what projecting means and you sure showed me the errors of my way
>>752402363
can you believe some people are actually against assisted dying though
like how was it even a debate, why would you not want the right to kill yourself?
>>752402399
Yeah I 100% agree it makes no sense
>>752402348
I bet it's cut and dry.
>>752402415
i wouldn't be opposed to having some libertarians in government just because they like rights so much
>>752402452
quite the opposite
>>752402478
Whip that baby carrot out.
>>752402452
It is.
>>752402478
We all know Aussie politicians dont do shit so why care
I saw my voting on saturday as "5 minute PoE break"
>>752402510
o ur aussie. fukmymouth
>>752402510
the government doesn't do shit because we have a retarded coalition in power.
the state governments are mostly labor and have been doing well recently. you think the federal government would ever pass an assisted dying bill? no way.
>>752402579
Yeah what about it
>>752402582
I remember when Rudd got usurped. So like when you were 10 or so. I was in hospital xD
I heard they did one of those porn polls and australia's biggest fetish is poopy diapers.
>>752402625
Just Aussie too so mostly thinking about fapping with cute dudes to this depraved shota shit. Good times.
>>752402625
kevin was backstabbed so hard, feels bad man. you ever read about his sovereign wealth fund idea? he wanted to make one like norway's with excess mining money. instead we got fucking nothing.
>>752402700
fapping to shota is wrong you drongo
>>752402999
No. I dont care about Australian politics at all.
None of them give me better internet so I dont care about any of their policies
>>752402999
ohno our relationship suffers<//3
>>752403039
norway's sovereign wealth fund is worth a trillion dollars. imagine the amount australia could have if kevin hadn't been fucking cucked.
>>752403044
discusting.
>>752403169
Rimjobs.
>>752403169
Play games
Give poe a shot
>>752403169
Bb my harto<//3
>>752401999
Sorry for the slow response, was talking to my bf, he's getting ready for work.
At least you don't get mistaken for a middle school student.
>>752403239
I'd prefer that tbh. Nobody thinks I'm cute and I have male resting bitchface like Kanye.
>>752403333
male resting bitchface is something you can fix, walking around town and having police asking you why you aren't in school and having to show ID to prove you aren't that age isn't something you can fix
>>752403214
computer probably can't even run it tbh
>>752403225
what state faggot
hes probs a vicnig
>>752403441
Get job
>>752403441
QLD sugartits
fug
>>752403488
>>752403514
hahahahahahahahahah
post pics faggot
too tired
i meant the other qld fag
so u can see if he's cute and fug him
I didnt think you meant like that
in which case tiredness isnt a factor in non compliance
i understand the confusion
now post pics you northern fuck
you scared him off with your autism
My dudes
>>752403715
>>752403907
ah shit nah still here. dunno how i feel about posting facepics in this thread lol.
plus manly at the moment. probo would shave beard first coz more degenerate.
>>752403907
I call it Austinism because everyone named Austin is autistic.
>>752400554
>shota me + older me
>>752404386
I had a fantasy about this when I was little.
>>752404419
>tfw shota me was dominant but older me is submissive
>>752404579
Mine was like, I knew about sex sorta but I fantasized about someone teaching me everything.
>>752404579
younger me was still skanky. took risque photos but think i never took nudes coz i'd freak out and delete em after in case someone found em. but i'd get nude on cam for boys and convince self i was straight.
>>752404696
What the fuck
>>752404778
Yeah I know. Only older guys too, but only just older- like mostly 18
This wasn't HELLA young tho. I was like 15+.
>>752404696
I only did something like that once but I'm pretty sure I was catfished by an old guy. I don't really care now, it's kinda hot having someone want to see you masturbate. I had this one female friend who'd ask to watch me jerk off a few times which I did too and came pretty hard.
>>752404868
Spot the fatherless anon
>>752404898
What makes you think that? Does having a good relationship with your father teach you discreet masturbation?
>>752404868
Did a bit of that myself. And girl I was in high school with and I did some tame requests on cam (mostly all over the clothes except touching her boobs etc)
>>752404199
who said anything about face pics
>>752404982
I mean poured out life story. just tempted to post tame pic of yesteryear rly.
>>752404778
>>752404868
This sort of thing isn't that uncommon, I did it too.
>>752404898
You probably aren't wrong, I'm a bastard child that didn't grow up with a dad
ded thred
>>752405352
If you posted that dick could have kept it alive. and oh if you didn't want facepics but dickpics I've legit posted 2 in another thread can link to? (QLD fag here)
>>752405447
link em homo
stop
>>752405461
There you go gayboy<3
>>752405347
>>752405104
>>752405494
what did he mean by this
>>752405513
that's a nice bepis
p lewd fam
disgust
>>752405644
Appreciate :3 it's average size but i don't hate how it looks so that'll do
>>752405647
fuck off if you dont like it dont come in the thread
>>752405682
should trim your pubes, that'd make it even nice. when are you gonna dick our other qld friend here? >>752405647
>>752405689
>shota thread
>camwhore dickpics
Hmmmm
>>752405715
lel pretty sure unfortunately he gets a vote :<
>>752405721
I specifically didn't post those pics in this thread and linked em m8
>>752405801
yeah and he doesn't even have the balls to post his bepis
>>752406060
how did he even get into such a situation
>>752405863
dunno why i cared this time about posting face in this thread. fairly sure i've done it before but ay. but yeah would be good to see his dick.
Currently looking for old pics where my shit is shaved etc.
>>752406085
Someone said one time its something about him trying to take off his underwear
idk
>>752406145
fuckin japs making confusing images
>>752406182
nigograms
just use english already world
>>752406207
british empire didn't go far enough tbh
>>752406252
They'll need to invade with their fleet of ships
>>752405863
well even if you aren't in my state/country can forward you stuff if you want, you seem alright. You have discord or something?
>>752406279
the uk is actually building the most advanced ships in the world right now, so hopefully soon.
>>752406298
>discord
>chinese data mining software
>>752406349
They can travel at 100km/h
I see my html5 video player on titch is no longer in the chrome store
pls no
>>752406349
"or something"
Busting my balls anon
>>752406380
48km/h apparently
ships are p slow
>>752406406
get a good browser
>>752406422
i just wanted to see some cock tbh
>>752406491
I still have it, its just not in chromedstore anymore which is worrying
Also wow, ebix speed
They'll take back murica in no time
just look down and see your dicklet
>>752406576
doesn't twitch default to html5 now tho
>>752406491
fair call bb'
I didn't get to see ANY. IT'S THE WORST
>>752406643
default player has baked in ads
>>752406673
i don't see any, i just have ublock origin.
>>752406646
you'll get some dick some day anon, dw.
>>752406730
It happens. No shit I have ublock
Thats he common reply and its a lilbit triggering
>>752406795
have you tried enabling more blacklists in ublock
>>752406730
Probbo. Most recent lay was vag actually. Goodtiemz<3 Prelubed and ready2go.
Do like a dick in my mouth tho
>>752406839
Every single one including custom anti-anti adblock. Trust me, Im qualified now
>>752406843
that sounds awfully gay, anon.
>>752406868
i'd ask for a refund if you can't get ublock working lmao
try disabling your meme version of the html5 player and see if that works
>>752406923
Idk if you're trolling but pls
twitch player bakes in ads which cant be blocked
use twitch5 to get a custom player which doesnt show ads
understand?
>>752406923
it sort of was. was a cute ftm dude. And the hump was hella fun albeit both way2drunk. But it was one of those fucks that was hella overdue
>>752406961
no i don't understand because i use the default twitch player and i've never seen an ad
>>752407012
Im 90% sure its only when a streamer plays an ad. But if things like ads happen once for me, I make sure they dont happen again, thus twitch5
Oh god I feel queezy sf
>>752407003
oh that actually is pretty gay no jokes
>>752407073
go lie down maybe
>>752407112
i am
i feel like desth
thank god
>>752407152
can i have ur cat when u die
>>752407171
Neither of my cats are my cats
>>752407206
takin em either way
>>752407233
theyll eat me when i kick the bucket stleast
>>752407112
ye hella gay. now giv ur sweet dik anon xoxo
>>752407275
yeah that's an upside
>>752407336
reserved for 10/10 cute boys tbh
>>752407372
aint ima go because a wave of feeling actually ill has come
we can only hope
>>752407372
But what if I am?
>>752407429
cya, get better fag.
>>752407467
doubt it
>>752407521
yeah true. but i'm not complete shit at least so that's something
Really kind of frustrated here, I feel like this is the place I might find other people like me that I might be taller than, is there anyone in this thread that is 160 cm or less?
>>752407696
160 is actually manlet height, you're gonna have a hard time finding someone smaller than you
>>752407696
that's cute tho. i'd maybe smash lil man
>>752408023
FINDS
>>752407743
I'm fully aware that I'm a manlet, I just want to be taller than someone
>>752408052
I have a fiance already, sorry
>>752408023
Already a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>752408023
Deus ___ Machina
>>752408078
was disappointed by how little legit lewd happened.
>>752408105
git outta here thenm8.
(nah salright. weird that you're here looking for validation if you found what you're looking for in your fiance tho?
>>752408023
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
>>752408023
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
>>752408203
It's a me thing, not a me and him thing, it bugs me that I never see people my age that are shorter than me, and my best friend kept calling me a girl until I blew up on him because it was pissing me off, I just want to know there's another guy out there my age that I am actually taller than
>>752408367
probo. obvi always. just feels like a perk you're enforcing for whatever sizeplay ERP you have in mind coz you're well aware of people your age at your size.
these pics are not lewd enough or the quality is poop.
Get some better taste, you are a humiliation to hentai.
>>752408542
>>752408477
I don't know what you're trying to say, I don't understand that slang.
>>752408599
I'm saying that you're well aware there are people your size at your age. What ageplay/sizeplay Roleplay are you aiming for here?
>>752408702
I don't do roleplay, I'm not a good actor. And yeah I know there are people my age that are smaller, but they're always female, I haven't met a guy my age that is shorter.
>>752408751
post peen for advice
>>752408812
I'm too sleepy to bother, plus I wouldn't anyway, if you care to go looking for it on /gif/ there's a webm of my bf fucking me, but it's years old before I had to stop drinking alcohol, was st pat's day, only time we ever recorded anything, I don't know how it ended up on 4chan tbh, I thought we deleted it
>>752409001
not enough to go on tbh but thanks mayb anyway
bump for images, still lurking
Man what I'd do to be 8 or 9 years old again.
>>752410192
i'd make a bunch of money off camwhoring for paedos then buy as much bitcoin as possible
>>752410192
yeah didn't appreciate being young til i was older. still generally look younger than i am. but mang one of the few times i took advantage of it was way later lel.
Was fairly cute tho kinda. Would smash younger me. Would rather BE younger me tho.
but like 15yo me.
>>752410248
bitcoin is so unreliable, it fluctuates so much, it's not something you can trust
>>752410369
doesn't matter, if you could buy or mine enough at the start bitcoin could drop to $1 and you could still be a billionaire.
>>752410422
you can't reasonably mine bitcoin, the computer parts you need plus the power would be more than you could pay for
>>752410587
when bitcoin was new you could easily mine then, we're talking about time travel remember lol
>>752410767
mining bitcoin was never easy even at the start, do some research and get your facts straight, you'd be better off putting money in stocks that you know did well
>>752399070
what would you want in return for allowing pats?
>>752411025
what?
>>752411056
head pats are part of a trade there must be a trade of deeds done
>>752411177
i pat them and they get patted
everybody wins
>>752411213
how many pats per minute can you offer?
>>752411304
all of them.
>>752411333
is food involved?
also nice numbers
>>752411538
The event is catered, yes.
I have the best numbers.
>>752411578
will there be tea? it's pretty cold out
>>752411650
Have you ever seen a boy enjoy tea? I only learnt to appreciate it when I was a teenager.
>>752411710
i like tea pls no bulli
>>752411832
yeah but how old were you when you started drinking it
>>752411873
my grandma always made me tea when i was very young, probably like 7(?)
>>752411923
i only ever drank tea as a kid if there were biscuits to dip in it
>>752398843
I don’t get the appeal of shotas. Sure they might be cute and all, but they’re little boys- why would you want to fuck them?
>>752411972
biscuits leave crumbs on your fingers how can you keep your hands nice and crispy clean not to get book pages dirty?
>>752412028
i don't want to fuck them you fool, i just like them because they're cute.
>>752412049
in our country we have napkins
also kids are just dirty in general so i doubt that bothered me much
>>752412028
>why would you want to fuck them?
excuse mi, leave.
>>752412105
barbarian
>>752412180
all kids are barbarians
cute pic
>>752412240
NO i was never a barbarian i was taught manners!
>>752412355
my manners were always great but that doesn't meant kids aren't gross lmao
>>752412391
>gross
ur gross lel
>>752412472
And you accuse me of being a bully ):
u r tho
this is cyberbullying i'll have you know
>>752412508
im sorry pls forgive me
>>752412808
unforgiveable tbh
kinda lewd image fam
>>752412842
yes i found the po-ju folder ok i need these pics in my life
>>752412906
well the art is nice but a bit lewd for my liking
>>752412939
qt
>>752412983
how's this?
>>752413164
much better
>>752413302
nice try
but, to be fair
Parity.. from you?
i like where this is going
>>752413651
i've capped with sei before tho
new thread
>>752414702
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