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celeb thread - 30+ edition
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Are those between 18-29 still allowed?
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What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?

Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?

Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
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>>752326102
I will still begrudgingly fap to them
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>>752325988
too old
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Needs some Daddario
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>>752325988
Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.

Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.
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>>752326083
Keep going, ivanka is the perfect woman

Amazing body, seductive face, knows every bit of how to use that against people
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>>752326112
the sodomites have killed /soc/ as well

these disgusting beasts should be nuked
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>>752326205
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requesting actual kaya leaks
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>>752326262
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>>752326285
This is officially the best picture of anything ever in The entire world ever.
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>>752326285
Such an amazing body
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>>752326353
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>>752326285
Her cunt is made of pure honey
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>>752326343
I want her to blow me so fuckin bad, literally throbbing
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>>752326389
Goddess..
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>>752326476
is it full of bees?
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>>752325988
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>>752326497
God damn...nips poking through
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>>752326343
Incredible surgeons
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>>752326540
No, many bears near
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>>752326239
>>752326112
Look at the fucking catalog and tell me again how the rest of /b/ is significantly better
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>>752326613
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>>752326561
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>>752326375
>Lightweight
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>>752326691
She is absolutely perfect
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>>752326619
F-Forgive m-me g-good s-s-sir; I-I know I don't d-d-deserve t-t-to have h-her... E-Everybody i-is o-opposed t-to o-our relationship and I-I g-g-get p-pressured t-t-to end i-it...
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M-My m-mistress V-Victoria Justice i-i-is a very beautiful w-woman a-and I-I'm such a-a lucky m-man t-to possess her...I-I d-d-don't know i-if I-I w-w-was hanging f-f-from a rope o-off a high building I-I could e-elicit h-help f-f-f-from any g-good s-s-sirs b-because they a-a-are very u-upset I-I h-have s-s-someone s-s-so wonderful... They m-might j-just take o-out a-a p-pair o-of scissors and sn-snip a-a-away at th-that l-line o-of l-life and l-let m-me f-f-fall sixty s-s-stories t-t-to m-my end...
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>>752326691
Sigh...time to fap.
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>>752326722
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I-I think s-s-some o-of the a-a-alphas h-here c-c-can understand th-that slight g-g-gleam o-of disappointment i-in V-Vic's e-e-eye wh-when th-they understand th-the e-effect I-I have h-had upon h-h-her l-life... I-I'm s-s-sorry f-f-for b-being a-a-a loser wh-who l-lucked o-out s-s-supremely w-w-with her...
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>>752326285
Blew a friend to her nude scene in true detective. Was pretty cash
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This is a madhouse, A MADHOUSE
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>>752326654
God damn those fucking tits..i want to watch them bounce

Stroking for Queen Ivanka, i cant resist this need
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>>752326717
>>752326746
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>>752326916
That top is struggling to contain her tits
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>>752326884
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Tis I , the depressed meme girl who is slowly becoming a neet and quickly making her family give up hope. In may i got out of residential treatment / rehab after being put on a 51/50 and living in a mental hospital for 21 days , now i’m up through all hours of the night stoned and spun off of my adderall, i don’t leave my house, i don’t eat, and i’m lost. ask me anything
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 issa trap
>inb4 attention whore REEEEE
>inb4 timestamp or gtfo (i’m to lazy to eat , i’m sure as hell to lazy to timestamp rn at 4am)
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>>752326262

Donny is that you?
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>>752326916
Fuck those eyes... Don't stop anon.

Better start stroking.
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>>752326691
I want her cunt for breakfast every morning
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>>752326565

The best. You've never seen surgeons like this. You know, my father - very smart man - very very smart, good genes...
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>>752327016
Always a good idea to stroke to Daddario
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>>752326984
Do you fear for the future?
As in, you can't live at home for forever
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>>752326968
Fuckkkk i want to make her moan so bad. Just have that head roll back in pleasure while i go even harder
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>>752327027
>>752327016
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>>752327067
Yep. Only negative is the smile
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>>752326984
>women think they can be depressed
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>>752327104
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>>752327112
Fuck... Stroking so fast!
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>>752327121
Just focus on the body
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>>752327121
>>752327167
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>>752327167
I would watch that
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>>752327071
yes , yess i live with my mom atm and when i was a kid she got sick and i got taken from her for 5 years (while she was in the hospital) i’m afraid of that happening again, :/
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>>752326826
Gay.
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>>752327125
>men who think life is only hard for them
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>>752327141
I want to cum in her so deep. To take such a calculating, cold businesseoman and make her open her body for you to take is the most satisfying pleasure

Breeding with ivanka is the peak ideal for alpha men
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>>752327195
She must sell her panties and bra on ebay
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>>752327195
Normally her smile is creepy, but it looks fine here.

Imagining her smile like that while she watches me stroke.
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>>752326984
>no tits
>no timestamp
Gtfo my /b/
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>>752327204
What else would u do anon?
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>>752327310
>>752327293
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>>752327250
Yes life is difficult for men because they don't have tits and a pussy that get them anything they want
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>>752327310
imagine my smiling while you tell me about that. all. about. that.
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Sammy? Are you okay?
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>>752327363
That hints of hips and ass, damn

I'm edging so fucking hard, wont be long until ivanka sets me off
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>>752327352
Perhaps give you a helping hand if you got tired
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Cunts cant say inb4 tits or gtfo so gtfo bitch
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>>752327384
Fuck..can't hold it much longer.
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>>752327445
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>>752326984
Same here. I recognize there's a problem but don't care enough to fix
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>>752327497
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will duff ever have leaks?
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>>752327502
Its taking everything i have for this to not set me off
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>>752327422
Well... Maybe we can imagine you're her
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>>752327391
okay but you realize that not all women are degenerates who view their body as a pass through life. Maybe if I was that type of female , who was super secure with herself and had even enough self worth to believe that she deserves things based off of her looks , maybe then life would be easy. I have small penis complex but with my entire fucking body, i spend a lot of time looking up plastic surgery so maybe one day i can have it easy in life hahaha. enough ranting tho , life’s so hard for me blah blah blah, i’m just fucking retarded and depressed for no reason. woah is me
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>>752327590
Post tits or leave cunt
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>>752326984
>"too lazy to timestamp"
>not too lazy to write an essay about why we should all feel bad for you and give you attention
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>>752327548
Fuck those nipples. Imagine those red lips wrapped around your cock while you stroke her nips.
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>>752327571
*my facial hair tickling your ear whispering*no.
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>>752327637
Fuckkk i cant fight this anymore fuck it

Finish me off, Ivanka
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>>752327590
You do, don't you. Women always view it like that. And a small penis is HEAVILY looked down upon where as women's insecurities are generally not a big deal thanks to feminazis.
And it's *Woe* is me.
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>>752327654
here's your (you)
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>>752327690
Impossible to resist grabbing them with her hands bound like that..
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>>752327590
You're already getting things based off your looks. Look at all this attention you get just for posting a picture of yourself. You know what a man gets when he talks about how depressed he is? People saying just Kill your self or man up
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>>752327690
Fuck.....should I cum yet anon?
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>>752327858
I would love to make that decision for you....forcibly
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>>752327848
Happens to me a lot
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>>752327919
What do you mean? ;)
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>>752326775
what the fucks wrong with you?
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>>752327590
Youre beautiful the way you are and i like you a lot. I'd be willing to bet you arent stupid as well. Dont let 4chan scrubs weigh you down.
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>>752327970
Watch you struggle and edge to her, then suddenly without warning, grab your edged cock and jerk it mercilessly to her.
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>>752328016
fuck off white knight
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>>752328016
Fuck off white knight
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>>752328045
I ain't gay, so I wouldn't want YOU to do that... If only daddario was here to pleasure me ;)
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>>752328016
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>>752328121
I'm sure in the moment you wouldn't object...
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>>752326984
At the very least you're capable of talking about your problems and since you're a grill, it's very unlikely for you to become a total failure.
Find a good man, suck his dick and cook for him, in return he probably will take care of you.
You need to eat. Trust me. Just force yourself to do it, no matter how difficult it is, you got to do it.
And if you can't afford food, then drink a lot of water periodically, it'll help you fend off hunger.
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>>752328068
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>>752328123
No, depression aint a joke. Fuck you lmao
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>>752328150
To daddario I wouldn't.. Where is she... ;)
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>>752327590
are you manic? i write scenarios; when i'm sleep deprived and exhausted is when my mind fires off for some reason.
what do you like to read?
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ari just finished laundering her panties
and depositing her filthy worn ones
into the trash even though she
has several online mates who hold
her to a promise to hand over
into their hands all her used up
waste smeared old pairs!
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>>752328248
Especially looking at those tits. I bet I could make your cum hit the ceiling...
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>>752327738
my bad, but okay? so what feminazis say? i see past their self assurance and honest i view body positivity as pure laziness. I am the antifeminist , i don’t go out of my way to shoot them down because they are just fucking stupid and I’ve started to pity them. just because a fat fucking sjw says “ur beautiful accept urself everyone is beautiful burb urb burb” doesn’t mean i’m gonna believe them , I don’t believe everyone is beautiful, i don’t believe even slightly over weight people should model let alone fat people and ugly people :/
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>>752328220
>Fuck you lmao
I remember when I was 13
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>>752328123
Clever comeback
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>>752328306
Well.. How'd you do that anon?
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>>752328383
Merciless jerking while you oggled Daddarios glorious tits
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>>752327848
EXACTLY. Women have it so easy. If a man said this it'd be "kys" or "man up you pathetic beta virgin."
Seriously, fuck society. You women are to blame for this, you're attracted to stupidity and rudeness, especially Black men nowadays, they get literally everything.
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>>752328266
Fuck Off white knight!
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>>752326984
I need a girlfriend like u
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>>752328424
Can we rp? I'd actually enjoy that.
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>>752328266
I like reading true crime A LOT , buttttttt my two favorite books are Shantaram and Pillars of the Earth , both fairly lengthy books 1000+ pages but i flicked thru each in less than 3 days . totally recommended
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>>752328475
What exactly would you like to RP? Your cock would be drained to her by the end of my fun, I assure you.
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>>752328165
well the thing is . i’m not hungry :((( i originally started smoking weed to give me the munchies to combat my adderall but now it seems that i don’t even get hungry stoned.
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>>752327558
she has leaks
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>>752328318
They believe every woman is beautiful, and overweight women should model. Not men though.
Men, if your veins are not visibly pulsating due to the steroids you're on, or if you don't have a height of 6 ft or taller, or if you don't have a dick size of 10+ inches, you're worthless.
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>>752328498
i'll check them out. thanks!
if you want a real frantic, manic kick read invisible monsters by chuck palahniuk
i almost threw that book across the room at the end of it
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>>752328633
Probably part of the depression. Loss of appetite
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>>752328633
Sounds like an excuse to be a lazy druggie
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Show tits and everything is gonna be allright
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they asked baby ari for selfies
but she garishly bit her thumb
and flicked them all away!~
would she to ask for them
to eat her poop they would
probably droink each other's
head in a fist fight to be the
first to go! animals!
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>>752328441
clearly you’re not dumb if you recognize this , but you’re also not smart because you don’t realize that it’s the audience. We’re on the fucking /b/ of 4chan with a bunch of horny males on a power trip because they don’t have to show their face and it’s 100% anonymous , men are just meaner to other men, it’s a fact. if we were on reddit or instagram or tumblr , the responses would be 100000% different.
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>>752328633
Hungry now?
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>>752329130
KILL yourself
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>>752326984
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off white privileged Betty. You deserve everything bad that's happening to you. It's called karma. White people have oppressed us black people for so long and now they have to pay for that. I hope you stay poor and depressed for the rest of your life bitch.
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>>752328984
>men are just meaner to other men, its a fact
where the fuck did you get that fact from?
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>>752329292
Probably from observing people
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>>752328984
Tumblr? You can't even be a man on Tumblr, reddit is full of pseudo-intellectual libturds, and instagram? Females also dominate.
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>White people have oppressed us black people for so long
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>>752328608
Sorry I'm late. I'll start.

I'm walking down the road when I spot daddario. I walk over to say hi.
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>>752326984
Adderall is shit. Take regular dextro+levo streetspeed or meth.
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>>752329244
Go spread aids somewhere else, nigger.
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>>752329522
I run up to you and punch you in the cock and call you a nigger faggot
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>>752328720
I agree, but i definitely see the double standard for men , and it’s shitty , but tbh there are downsides to each fucking gender. Just because fat people can model and sjws are campaigning saying that everyone is beautiful , ultimately it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things because men are the ones who decide, just because fat girls are models doesn’t mean that rich old men now want fat sjws to be their sugar babies lmfao. And as for double standards for women, actual realistic ones that i’ve seen, there’s fear of getting raped walking home from work, getting followed in public, guys not listening to what they say because you’re a female... i’m not saying that this shit is debilitating and has ruined my life and all men shall pay , but i’m just tryna say that shit is hard for both of us and just because you’ve only experienced one struggle, it shouldn’t discredit someone else’s. :/
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>>752329526
That's terrible advice.
What she needs is a steamy, creamy hot log from Andy's pink star fish
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>>752329693
shut up woman
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>>752329693
>there’s fear of getting raped walking home from work
Completely honestly, never understood this. Statistically, it's irrational. Most rapes are perpetrated by someone known, not some rando off the street.
And even THEN, take a martial arts class, learn how to use a gun, get pepper spray, etc. There ARE things that can be done preemptively if it's a sincere concern of yours. Why just sit there and complain/worry when you could be proactive, when there are specifically women's classes for EXACTLY THIS THING?
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>>752329794
Kill yourself faggot
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>>752326984
>inb4 ignoring the one rule /b follows.
tits and timestamp whore.
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>>752326389
Yep.
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>>752329909
Grow up.
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>>752325988
nice breeding sow, here is another one
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>>752329864
i thought that was the concern for the men and the other was for the girls..
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>>752330025
Kill yourself faggot
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by the end of the show
baby ari has them so transfixed
they would do anything short
of slitting their own throats
for a taste of her bum!@
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>>752330106
Save this thread anon.
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>>752328633
Like I said, you'll have to force yourself to eat periodically. And you'll have to eat very healthy food. Prepare time for your meals and fully enjoy them.
And why on earth would you abuse those substances if you're depressed? It's probably the worst thing you can do.
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>>752326342
the one that have been posted is a fake.
So calm down, just a bad fake...
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>>752329864
i mean , my own mom was held at knife point by the belmont shore rapist in the 90s , she somehow got away , and i’ve been followed numerous times.
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>>752330308
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>>752330151
why
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>>752330276
i’m not abusing them :/ maybe weed a little but i’m just extremely reactive to stimulants . i am prescribed adderall and i take my prescribed dose daily at the same time.
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>>752326984
Please just don't attend my funeral if I ever die prematurely.
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>>752330528
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just get a job you neet whore
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>>752330586
it’s okay , you don’t have to worry about that , i don’t think anyone will want to :/
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>>752330364
I get that fear is fear, regardless of the legitimacy of the threat. I only said it was statistically irrational, not that it couldn't or never happens.
And what about the rest of the post about "there are things you can proactively do to be better equipped to protect yourself"?
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>>752330735
ya win some, ya lose some.
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>>752329864
Also more men get raped in the US than women thanks to the prison system. Never really hear them complaining about that
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>>752330927
Did ya see what I did thar?
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>>752330991
upvote
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>>752330800
i had a job at a pet store but i quit because i found myself crying everyday after work because i had to throw out the dead animals. I also worked at a japanese waffle house but i quit that place as well.
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ari is so frustrated because the
old men at the fineries, the dolic stop shops
always spend a few seconds glaring
like brood hawks at her skirted bum!
her bum hole feels so violated at the
hard stares their eyes do pry from
the stanzas of her lower spying bum cheeks!
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>>752326984
you have the luxury of food, relative peace and prescription drugs and you feel lost/sad?
Why don't you get a hobby? sounds like you're a hedonist/nihilist so why not just do shit that's fun and if you find nothing enjoyable then end it? it really isn't that difficult.
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>>752331078
Yes! Ariana Grande shit poetry poster is back!
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>>752331046
Throwing out dead animals at the wafflehouse too?
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>>752330948
that comment is so fucking ignorant , yes i understand that men are getting raped but men don’t need to worry about that if they don’t get put in fucking prison . but a women gets raped in her own house , on a curb , in a fucking van . just don’t say “women get raped BUT MORE MEN GET RAPED IN PRISON BLAH BLAH” okay so ur just gonna take away from the point i’m making
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>>752331125
>>752331135
I did have a hobby for like 5 years , horse back riding , but i was told i’m unable to ride anymore due to my three concussions and post concussive symptoms which include ocular migraines , and migraines :/
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>>752326984
Have you considered that you're "lost" because you look for reasons that justify how you are instead of solutions to help you change?
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>>752331187
Women don't need to worry about getting raped if they don't dress like sluts
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What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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>>752331378
I WAS READING YOU GUYS COMMENTS OVER AND YES I HAVE BEEN MAKING EXCUSES HAHAH i agreeeee my bad :/
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>>752331457
>children get raped
>men get raped
>women wearing burkas or whatever get raped
literally does not matter what you’re wearing and that’s a stupid ass point to make. you’re a dumb ass
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>>752330503
Well, have you taken any anti-depressant drugs or anything like that? Or have you had a conversation with your doctor about feeling depressed?
It might be that the combination of weed and adderall is the cause of your anxiety and depression.
All the advise I can give you is:
1) Talk to your doctor.
2) Eat well and periodically. Force yourself to do it if you have to.
3) If you have friends, ask them to do whatever friend things you usually do.
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>>752331503
Where's Jewess Queen?
I haven't seen her today.
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>>752331533
Trust me, I get it. It's easier to find excuses than it is to try, especially if you've been disappointed many times before.
If you don't try, you WILL become a full blown hopeless neet like me.
Let me tell you, 5 years of doing nothing but ingesting media and playing games sounds fantastic, but it's pretty shitty from the other side.
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>>752331756
Ok so if it doesn't matter what you're wearing why should it matter where you are
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>>752326984
Kill yourself
Your only contribution to society is your pussy
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Would like to see Emma get blacked now that she's single
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>>752331837
i’m on lexapro as well
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Anyone know who that one lady was that did a dance nude in like the 80s or 90s?
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This thread is full of fucking faggots.
OP and the attention whore and all her white knights just off yourself, you’re worthless.
Also what German word is BARF
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>>752331187
Rape can't be completely prevented, but you can decrease the likelihood of becoming a victim if you're strong and able to defend yourself.
The truth is that you're going to have a bad time in this World if you're dumb, exploitable and weak.
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>>752326984
Tits or go die in a fire
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>Depression feels like missing someone you never even met
>Am depressed for like 19 years now
>Am even more depressed than Sam Rudich
>Waking up is hard, allways come to late
>No emotions - No love - not even hate - Don't antimatter about anything anymore
Welp, I now got a serious question: Does living make us strong when there is no reason why? Also, can some of you fuckheads X-plain why the fuck I am still depressed even if I found a reason to live for?
If some of you faggots wanna talk, add me on FB, Sam Rudich, tha fake one, that one with tha cat
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You have some gall complaining about your circumstances.
You're a woman. Even if you don't want affection, you'll get it by design. Quit taking drugs, take up meditation, start reading philosophy and get the fuck out.
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>>752332760
fuck u, as well
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>>752332760
You can't just tell a person to quit using just like that
It's not so easy, you wouldn't know because you've never struggled with addicted, had it in your family bloodline
What she said FUCK YOU
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>>752332933
No thanks bitch. I don’t want that rotten disease riddled junkie hole.
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bout to cum on op's face
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>>752332146
i have a black line around the middle that makes it look like two put together.

and on a more personal note, i chapped it so bad one winter a section of said line is now gone and my 4 frenulum piercings got pulled on enough the entire underside of my dingus has brown spots i'm pretty sure are permanent...they may have been there before..i don't know, it just looks kind of like some tissue damage.
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>>752333093
says a fat ass 26 year old virgin who is a pimp behind the keyboard
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>>752333196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07fSmWfbPEk
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Are you ok OP
did you diddly-died
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Kik alex20uu
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>>752333237
Says a 37 year old father of two who is tired of hearing stupid cunts whining when you can do anything you want in life. Including ending it.
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>>752333383
i heard you died
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>>752333383
Did you fucking an hero yet oh wait..
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>>752333394
ooo edgy . a 37 year old father of two telling an 18 year old girl to kill herself on the internet . i hope your kids get fucking raped in front of you cunt lol.
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This is getting interesting
I wanna see them tear each other apart
Who's got the popcorn
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>>752333383
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>>752333506
yet you counter with an even more edgy line
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>>752329244
>us black people
Sure Chad, sure.
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>>752333506
>edgy
>hope your kids get raped
You’re just a waste of genetic material, junkie.
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I think you all are forgetting what we came here for
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>>752333506
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>>752333850
>30+
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>>752333804
>calls you a junkie for being in rehab
You came here expecting sympathy? That’s almost as stupid and degenerate as drug use.
Go to plebbit, they’ll suck you off properly.
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i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot
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>>752328780
That, was truthfully a terrible book. Terrible series in fact. It’s like someone took a random thought from a drugged up drag queen and made it into a book
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>>752325988
Can you guys pipe down im trying to cum here
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>>752327590
Do YOU realize that you don't have to try to use your looks to get things. That you already get things simply by being a girl. The fact that you look good is an added bonus.
Most of the girls I know have at the very least 5 guy friends that want to fuck them and will do anything they want for them just for the chance.
If you get in some kind of fight in public with a guy, guess who people will side with? You could stab the fucker in the kidney and as soon as he hits you back every other guy in the area will dogpile him for you.
If you want to start up some kind lame social movement, your guy firends will all repost and retweer or whatever for you.
If you draw shitty pictures or write shitty songs or make shitty sculptures, you will be told how wonderful everything you did was.
People want to be nice to you because you're a girl, it's inherent to your gender, just because you don't take advantage of it doesn't mean you don't benefit from it.
The way girls argue against this shit is the same way white people argue against white privilege.
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>>752334535
please and thank you
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>>752329794
Please stop this man. It’s not funny. It has never been funny. And it won’t ever be funny. Stop
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>>752334659
I'm actually a huge fan of his artwork it gives me oodles of keks.
It's one of the few signs of OC on this board, you know?
Truly inspiring artist.
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>>752334772
lmao robertsfag
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>>752334778
please continue
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>>752334772
stupid ass forced meme -__-
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>>752334659
Anon, it's not about being funny. It's about being irritating. It's to trigger a response. Best to simply hide threads/posts with this rubbish in it.
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>>752334892
it has been quite awhile since I have had these thoughts about her
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>>752326542
Is that an ass for ants?
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>>752335195
captivating legs
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>>752335171
such a fucking babe. didnt really start appreciating her until the last year or so>>752335408
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>>752334963
Been since interview with the vampire for me.
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>>752335408
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Jewess Queen... I'm gonna sleep now.
I want to dream of your beautiful face.
I love you Jewess Queen...
-__- ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>752335610
what has she been up to lately? I miss her
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>>752335720
Not sure don't see her much anymore....
She did do a T.V. series
Fargo
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Good place to end
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>>752335851
was it any good?

>>752335932
thank you anon for helping me with a new folder. i will be enjoying these
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>>752335683
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeen! -___-
O_O
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
-___- ZZZZZZzzzzzzz
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>>752336030
Not really, no.
Sure thing /b/ro...Have Fun!
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Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
-___-
O_O
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
-___- ZZZZZZzzzzzzz
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>>752336096
Good night Herman jr.
Hope your autism goes away tonight
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>>752336170
Nighty night anony mooooose
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>>752336082
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>>752325988
god damni admire this girls physique. there was a point where she was getting a little fat but she tends to keep it thick. a bit chubby sometimes is okay. god damn i would stick it in and break it off
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>>752325988
WHOA! goddamn i'll take some of that
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>>752336235
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>>752327558
>>752328706
god damn i hope so cause i got a few ideas about how to plug them
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>>752336819
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>>752336823
perfection
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bump
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>>752336919
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>>752330920
sauce?
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>>752337039
Lost gave me a lot to think about in my teens
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>>752334013
me want her long time
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>>752331078
use to think she was pretty till i heard about the donut licking thing. it's not even that i'd be mad if i bought one i'd eat it anyway since im kind of a perv. but it's just fucked up and shouldn't be okay just because she did it.
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>>752337171
i bet it did
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>>752334233
I had such a retarded boyhood crush on gwen for fucking years.
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>>752333850

moar!
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>>752334941
i dont know why this is doing it for me. thats kind of hot tho
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>>752337277
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>>752335014
fuckin nice.
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