Waifu kureimu taimu
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Rules
>Kureimu your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Kureimingu Waifus/Husbandos that have already been kureimu.
>Only one kureimu per anon.
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Keep this thread a peaceful one.
>No sexually explicit images
>If you're posting images you're not lurking .
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place among us.
>Most importantly, have fun!
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752308017
Why not?
Little vodka?
おはよう, いかがですか?
Duke, Chen, Mi liu, Sono, Konata, Haruhi, Louise
Good morning friends.
Kolaimed
>>752309597
おはよう!
ハラのへる以外にかなりマんぞクしています
そしてあなたは?
>>752309530
>>752309875
RAM claimed
>>752278764
レム レム
>>752309413
I don't like to see friends bullied by anyone, even by you.
It is I, how are you?
>>752309794
ハラのへる? 退屈です。
>>752310222
Oh, well I built myself alot
Working soon
>>752310232
それより、日本語で切るヒトだったのか?
>>752310331
わかりません。
>>752310431
自動翻訳つかってませんの?
>>752310025
>>752310431
wakarimasen lol
>>752310491
確かに、 わかります
>>752310671
What don't you understand?
>>752310688
>>752310738
。。。can you read Japanese or can you not?
Are you using a translator or are you not?
どのぐらい読めるんですか?
>>752310774
A lot of things but I was just jerking my dick there showing I can recognize some hiragana.
>>752310900
Here's an honest person
>>752310320
Awh, good luck mane!
>>752310849
You told me not to use an automatic translator. I don't know much yet though.
>>752310900
ばか
>>752311134
When did I tell you to not use one?
and....
ひらがな?カタカナ? 日、川、夜、空、食、誤解?
>>752311162
Mean
>>752311162
きんぱつ つんでれ ぉぃ です
です can be added at the end of every sentence and it makes sense right?
>>752310846
>>752311409
>and it makes sense right?
semi
it's weird to do so, makes you sound like you're a dumb foreigner
>>752311466
Serves me right, watashi wa filthy gaijin desu.
>>752311409
>ぉぃ
おおい?
>>752311409
Doesn't adding desu make it so that you're the blonde haired tsundere rather than me?
And do you really got to throw that at me? >>
>>752311455
>>752311565
>Doesn't adding desu make it so that you're the blonde haired tsundere rather than me?
not really
>>752311554
I tried to write loli.
>>752311565
She's not a tsun, she's a genki girl who manages to be smug here and there!
>>752311134
ごめん
I'll be honest. I've been trying to find out if you were using google translate so I was writing my sentences in an odd way. Using a translator is perfectly fine, as long as you try to learn something from it
がんばれ~
>>752311659
use 'R' instead or 'L'
>>752311753
Makes me wonder why the word showed up in our culture as loli and not rori.
>>752311879
Because the word is not from Japanese origin. Which is why it's written in Katakana ロリ instead of hiragana ろり
>>752311936
This is enlightening my soul, thanks.
>>752311659
...I know we're literally playing with speaking different languages, but i feel like it's not working at all.
Correct me if i'm wrong here...
きんぱつ つんでれ ぉぃ です
Kinpatsu tsundere oi desu
Kinpatsu (when in the appropriate kanji) translates to blonde hair
tsundere, we all know
I'll assume you meant loli.
Then the desu generally translates to something like "i am" or something. Honestly i haven't figured that word out.
With all that out of the way, i have no idea what you were saying in the post i actually have linked.
>>752312027
That's basically it except I was describing you and not myself, desu.
>>752312027
I meant that tsun isn't really the best way to describe Karen.
>>752312027
>Then the desu generally translates to something like "i am" or something. Honestly i haven't figured that word out.
です is a statement.
IT IS a blond tsundere loli (could be me or you, that's up to the context since the theme was omitted)
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>752312175
...Who's Karen? Sand Karen? I don't understand.
>>752312244
Hmm. Fair enough. I could see how that might...
>>752312295
Hello hello
>>752311852
>>752312331
>I could see how that might...
but I'm telling you?
>>752312331
hello Shizuru! are you well? have you slept?
>>752311565
>Doesn't adding desu make it so that you're the blonde haired tsundere rather than me?
For some reason my brain interpreted this as a Karen reference.
>>752312435
Snow bunnies make me sad but i can't remember why.
>>752312406
I half didn't finished my thought for some reason, and am half in habit of just not believe anything said to me on the internet.
I meant i could see how that might fit. I can see how that would work with the proper uses of desu that i've heard.
>>752312447
Sleep? What?
I'm ok. How about you?
>>752312480
I won't even pretend to understand that. I never watch the Karen show.
Ok so i'm listening to someone talk and it seems to have stripped of the ability to type a coherent thought. Just ignore any typos or half finished sentences on my part for a little bit.
>>752312681
>>752312634
Bottom line I brain farted pretty hard.
>>752312586
>>752312725
ooook
well the loss is on you I suppose
>>752312725
>>752312586
I'm doing my best <3
>>752312725
>have stripped of the
stripped me of*
Fugg.
>>752312739
Well, as long as i'm not the only one who can't follow along, it's all good.
>>752312795
>>752312812
Good good. Up to anything?
>>752312868
nothing exciting today! I need to study but that is all.
>>752312948
>>752312979
what're you studying?
>>752313230
school!
>>752313331
Vague, but alright. Have fun.
>>752313396
I will do my best <3
>>752313398
are you two a couple? you are both very cute!
>>752313398
>>752313867
God damn I'm tired...
Rem claimed
>>752313997
>>752314398
good morning Rem!
>>752314398
Lewd pumpkins. Good morning, or good night
What does this say. Its to cute to not know
>>752314444
>>752314967
Zombie
Zombie?
>>752314444
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>752314458
Hello who I assume to be love anon.
>>752314967
Hi hi, and what >>752315194
Said
>>752315260
And I thought you weren't coming back here all that long ago >.>
>>752315260
hello again <3
>>752315356
are you well?
>>752315356
i knooow but i get so bored, can you forgive me?
>>752315388
Who the fuq..?
>>752315473
it's love anon!
>>752315260
Die in a hole please, thank you.
>>752315492
Love-chan? The girl that loves everyone here, but wont date anyone?
>>752315567
I'm pretty sure that's a burial, anon
>>752315388
Nope, ten minutes of sleep, kill me.
>>752315473
I suppose.
What's up?
>>752315606
that is me, hello <3
>>752315612
oh no ;~; I am sorry to hear that.
>>752315612
Nothing much really, just bored. How's you how's your family?
>>752315745
Loveanon <3
LoveAnon, what is the secret to a long lasting relationship?
>>752315821
forgiveness of one another!
>>752314444
Checked
>>752315194
>>752315356
Thank you both.
So rems, being kept awake? Just problems with getting sleep. I like that picture.
>>752315865
I don't think I can forgive someone if they cheat on me... Can you?
>tfw went to range
>ammo shot worse than expected
>doubled up on ear pro and somehow I still think I further messed up my hearing
Just end my life tbh
>Misaki Claimed
>>752316036
Misaki-chan~ hi!
That sounds embarrassing lets hope the other gun nuts didn't notice.
>>752316118
Hi Sono
>>752316386
Sup anon~
I think Rem went to sleeps
>>752316436
Not much. Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
>>752316502
You truly are bored af
>>752316016
that's a tough question ;~; I think that there is a difference between forgiveness and letting them hurt you again, though.
>>752316036
hello <3
>>752316036
It went bad? What happened? Just accuracy or something else? What do you think caused it? Lotta questions here. Also was it your aught-6?
>>752316647
Fear and loathing on /b/
>>752316522
Really bad...
I visited my mom and I got into a fight with my brothers and my dad. I baked a cake and brownies for them but the rest of the food was terrible, I should have just cooked everything like last year
>>752316647
Whoa that looks nice did you make that?
>>752316660
Ah okay, I understand. I'll be crushed if I'm dicking a girl out and I find another man's spunk in her trunk.
There is this girl I want to ask out, but she's way out of league, so how should I go about it?
>>752316767
I do not know! I don't ask people out.
>>752314970
I really need to fix my sleep schedule.
>>752316761
>Fear and loathing on /b/
not sure I get what you mean.. sorry
>>752316767
>Whoa that looks nice did you make that?
Aye! It's the good old "Omae wa mou shinde iru"
>>752316807
Why not? They're too busy asking you out?
>>752316868
That would be cool to hang on your door during Halloween in Japan... If they celebrate it at least
>>752317015
no not like that! I have poor luck with romance ;~;
>>752317151
Saaaaame then they have the nerve to get all mad because I'm not romantic. Is there someone you're considering having a relationship now?
>>752316767
Well what sort of girl is she? Prissy? Sporty? Nerdy?
>>752317302
I don't pursue it! there was someone I love dearly but it was not meant to be.
>>752317351
I would say sporty and nerdy, she was the valedictorian in her college. I've never even been to college, so...
>>752317389
How does one know if it was not meant to be? How does one move on from it?
>>752317525
I will let you know if I learn how to move on <3
>>752317525
So some Facebook creeping to find common interests you can talk about i guess
Igoon all honesty im not very good at this sort of stuff. At all
>>752317560
I think beating up her new bf helps
Lunch
>>752317649
We've known each other for almost 10 years and we've worked together for 8, I mean we dated before but she broke it off with me.
>>752316868
Ralph Steadman who did the art work and font for fear and loathing had a very similar style of writing with broad brush strokes and dripping ink
>>752317773
What's for lunch ^^
>>752317919
Lentils with rice, tomato and onion and a samosa
>>752318010
That's not lunch, that's rabbit food, you should consider living in America so I can feed you real food
>>752317653
that sounds mean ;~;
>>752317773
hello friend!
>>752318098
And what would you prepare?
>>752318098
This is real food
>>752318209
Hi
>>752318314
I wish he'd have a bullet for lunch.
>>752318209
Its not so bad if you make them bleed. Oh and wear a mask.
>>752318314
I'm more of a baker so I would probably bake you something nice. We can get some steaks and tetoes tho
>>752318343
Its not, trust me
>>752318343
hello <3 are you well?
>>752318483
I do not like hurting people!
>>752318483
It is, and quite filling
Its a bit spicy too
>>752318545
As well as I can be
>>752318586
I think that means good! I am glad to hear that.
>>752318753
I guess it means what you want it to mean
I gotta get back to work now though
>being taken away from my computer
>>752318545
I mean if the guy you love doesn't care for you then its okay to beat up his girlfriend.
>>752318586
Spicy poops~
>>752318823
have a good day <3
>>752318839
they don't not love me, and they are not with someone! it just is not meant to work.
>>752315768
Ah, that sucks.
I'm okay, the family isn't.
>>752315745
No worries, I'm alive
>>752315894
Coffee is a cunt at night
Thanks.
>>752316502
I'm still here.
>>752319534
I thought you were aslep
what got u guys to have a waifu? feeling empty and dead inside?
>>752320234
oof ow that hits close to home ;~;
>>752309415
good morning
>>752309780
good morning
>>752312097
good morning Aya
>>752320234
When I started finding her more attractive in every way than my 6-year gf
>>752320389
hello!
>>752320300
who is ur waifu
>>752320474
you can only pretend she is actually there tho i guess you can get body pillows but thats not the same thing. also who is ur waifu
>>752320607
this is my waifu! she loves everything so much!
>>752320607
my waifu is all the people who post here <3
>>752320389
morning cute
>>752320733
the claims or those who claim? im retarded
>>752320695
i dont know who she is doesnt seem too good to me i she likes cooking and thats nice
>>752321002
I claim the people and love them!
>>752320493
hello
>>752320771
hello
care for a book?
>>752320002
Nope.
>>752321031
well thanks for explaining have a nice day anon
>>752321247
u also feel dead inside? i guess at least your waifu has something no human could ever get naturally animal ears
>>752321528
I don't feel dead inside.
I don't love her for the animal features tbh
>>752321788
nice to hear have a nice day anon. also thanks for explaining a bit
>>752322469
You too anon. Take care
>>752316332
>>752316332
>>752316332
OP taking leaked nude requests
Get in here, limited time only faggots
>>752319534
>11/11
Yea, i use to drink either coffee or a energy drink after work or later afternoon. 4 am rolls around...no good. Stopped that
>>752322535
>3d
>>752309415
-sees kitty-thing and wants bread too-
>>752323262
hello mister Blue!
>>752323334
-squeaks and looks over to you- o.o
>mi liu
off to work y'all adios for now
>>752323454
are you well today, frend?
>>752323697
have a good day!
I didn't get fired!
Also Hello everyone
>>752322929
Cute
I didn't get fired!
Also Hello everyone
>>752323846
-is sleepy and has to go for an eye appointment soon. Likes playing with the lenses.- c:
-waves to everyone and scurries off to the eye doctor for tea and to pet bunnies-
Break time
>>752324460
Huzzahs all around. No need to put your plan into action!
>>752324460
Hello Yuno! I glad to know!
Happy cookie baked for Yunoanon
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u7LLds188L
>>752325629
Cute time more like it
>>752325853
Not for now but I will keep it in my back pocket for a rainy day
>>752325899
hello anon that's pretty music Is it you playing?
>>752326723
Always good to have a "retirement plan"
So you work a little bit, what do you usually do once you're off
>>752320389
hi
>>752327003
It always pays to be prepared
Once I'm off work? Play vidya, see my friends if they're off to (very rare) and iff I got a few days see my dad
>>752327028
He left for work
Claiming best girl.
>>752309631
What's this? I'm dating Haruhi and Louise now.
>>752327554
Cute
>>752326723
>hello anon that's pretty music Is it you playing?
Thanks Yuno. Yes, it's dedicated to you, dear
>>752327744
Just me listing the /waifu/ celebrity names I've seen over the past weeks
>>752327028
Hello Ayaya
>>752327943
What qualifies them as celebrities?
>>752327752
Saya is
>>752327554
Hello saya
>>752327744
>bear hug
>>752327943
Aw thank you so much, your a real cutie
>>752327943
I'm not a celeb in any way though
>>752328162
ahh! it hurts! whyyy! i can't breathe!
>>752328079
All the gossip/drama surrounding them
>>752322910
I did it because I wanted to taste coffee...
>>752309631
>>752327943
Don't forget about Ram, a recent one
>>752328162
Hai Yuno
>>752328267
>Loosens
How are you sono
>>752328429
Hay saya hows it going
>>752328412
>Don't forget about Ram, a recent one
Hmmm... I haven't seen much gossip about Ram, if any.
>>752328508
im scared
>>752328508
Tired. Meh.
>>752328412
You're getting lewdishly delirious rems. I'm lucky that I hate hot beverages. See no reason to drink something that could literally burn your mouth. However if I need it ill drink it
>>752327476
All very good options. Sucks when you are the odd man out on friends because of work schedules
>>752329079
Why?
>>752329083
aw any thing I can do to hep you get a bit less meh
>>752329528
that and most of them are in uni now so we are all over the place
we even had to put a hold on D&D
>>752329939
because i couldn't breathe for so long while you were holding me
>>752327965
Hello
>>752328156
>>752327476
o-oh
>>752329939
Not really. It'll pass.. in a year or five probably..
>>752330543
Ayaya
>>752330595
I'll be able to do hours of stellaris again soon
>>752329528
hi hi
>>752330450
I'm sorry I can't control my strength some times
>>752330543
it is ok I'm here to chat?
>>752330595
hahaha 5 years? that's a while to not have fun
>>752326477
Only if Aиacтacя was real
>>752331222
You dun goofed and misspelled it.
>>752329939
Yea, people moving on with their lives tends to get to the point of frustration because you're thinking "what the hell. We were friends."
>>752330755
Hey there big loli
>>752331469
Yeah, I realised it's Aнacтacия after I posted
>>752331015
Yeah, well.. more or less that
How's yous?
>>752330755
Might as well start a new one then.
>>752331743
you should name your pictures. Who is your waifu ?
>>752331015
oh hai,
>>752332083
we always do that you need to git gud and not get sandwiched between me and the big Ai
>>752332385
Thats more work then i think I could begin to imagine. Moving them from phone to phone took forever.
Shirasaka Koume is a idol girl who is cute loves horror movies, zombies, scaring people and over sized hoodies
>>752331743
as long as we keep in touch i don't get mad but if they don't respond then I get pissed
>>752332083
I'm good don't think I lost my job and I am having some rely nice food
Also I felt rely Christmas to day witch is getting me pumped for the big day
>>752332385
Whats happening? with you?
>>752332083
Boop
Here to wish everyone a good day
>>752332385
That doesn't always happen..
>>752332690
Yeah, don't think you'd lose your job because of that.
What you eating? It's still a while until christmas.
>>752332839
Donut loli
>>752333339
>So close to dank digits
So did you get some donuts?
>>752333059
oooh.. another work by Isuna-sensei!
Kuusura?
>>752333487
>I know
I forgot..
>>752333339
wow so close to an amazing get
It is sausage beans and mash, I couldn't be bothered to cook any thing more simple than this
>>752333487
hi donut loli
