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MORE JANE LEVY LEAKS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TALOS
>>752201166
>>752201359
>>752201448
Love you Anons. :]
>>752201370
The gods aren't that kind man, can't be real bois
>>752201005
>>752201370
Open the floodgates!
>>752201370
Post more!
>>752201498
>>752201774
:3
>>752200921
Ariel Winter
>>752201867
OMG a low quality nipple on a celeb no one gives a fuck about
such win
>>752201867
Nice to see you, anon
>>752201867
>>752201867
anymore????
>>752201867
Well now...
>>752201714
living tissue over metal endoskeleton suckingmachine
>>752201822
>>752201867
go back to the leak thread fag
>>752201867
Why don't you take a LOG over there
>>752202091
Why don't you KILL YOURSELF
>>752202192
Grow up.
>>752201867
>>752202192
Triggered much?
>>752202221
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>752202192
Kek
>>752202270
Grow.
Up.
>>752202234
this is some shit only a virgin for life would post
>>752201370
>>752200921
Ah come on everywhere this bitch. No thighs no boobs and pretends to be something sexy. No thanks.
>>752202349
New leak? Who? Let's see dat ass.
>>752202221
Fuck you and this shit you're forcing down everyone's throats. I can't live my life the way I used to, because of you. Every time someone says "well" or my wife starts a sentence with "would you", all I can think of is this fucking guy and his log of shit. /b/ used to be a place for me to improve my life, and now I'm slidding into a deep depression because you need to grow up. Are you starved for attention? Does this daily monolog do something for you? Be logical..Is this going to change anything for the better? Why don't you stop shitting up 4chan and just have a blog for people who care? Do you really think anyone really wants to get under Andy's tour bus and drain the septic tank into their gullet like a pelican gulping mouthfuls of fresh fish? Do you think anyone really cares about the cream? The dream? The steam? Foamy ploppers, half-green gushers, or soggy loaves? Do you think anyone wants to feel their mustache entwine with his greasy ass hairs while they nuzzle their nose between his supple cheeks, searching for any remaining tag nuts? Maybe a nice wet BBBRRAPP on the tongue, like a burp after a good meal? To be honest, it does sound heavenly, but this is uncalled for. It's all I can think about now. I hope you're happy....
>>752202350
Who hurt you? Wanna talk? :3
>>752202234
fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day
>>752202302
TAKE A KNIFE AND CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU LOG POSTING NIGGER CUNT
>>752202270
BITCH I AM A MOTHERFUCKER. I make the most technologically advanced time machines in the entire fucking omniverse. You probably met up with some swap-meet retards trying to sell you some bootleg space toaster. But you probably couldn't even tell the difference, could you? My grandfather has ran our buisness for over 7 decades and we make your planet's engineers look like fucking monkey toddlers, too stupid to even come close to our pinnacle of intelligence. We are on a mountain and all you have is some fucked up ant hill. That is the difference between us. My time machine isn't reserved for the likes of you retards. OH, and I'm glad you found my typo. I thought I'd throw a bone and make you feel just a LITTLE smarter to boost your own ego. But i probably shouldn't have said that, after all, ignorance is bliss. Peace out, Earth-tards. I'm going to fuck some alien bitches they're easier to come by lol
>>752202552
dammit herman
now hes gonna spam
I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet, hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A FERRET. OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad!
>>752202552
I skulk around like a detective. Always with an eye on Andy. He can not use a toilet without me knowing about it. I have to be the next person in that stall when he's done.
I own a large variety of disguises. Most of which are plumber or janitor uniforms so I can carry my plunger without arousing suspicion.
The second he leaves the room I'm furiously pumping my plunger into Andy's white throne. I must have every nugget.
I slide the dreamy treats down my throat, whole. They clog me. I swear they get better every time. I can hardly breathe from all the excitement and adrenaline.
I must pull myself together quickly so I don't lose track of Andy. I'll be there for his next toilet break.
I will always be there.
>>752202692
KILL YOURSELF
>OHHHHHHHH MYYYYY!!!!!
**Andy Sixx lowered his bare scenester ass onto Michael Cole's face**
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN!!
>IT'S A LOG!!!!!!!
**the stinky, smelly joy slithered out of Andy Sixx's loose asshole with ease, like the Viper, Randy Orton**
>MYYY GAWD!!!!
**Michael Cole's mouth and eyes were now filled and encrusted with Andy's chocolatey undigested corn milkshake**
**The Crowd pops hard (biggest pop of the night)**
**While still squatting his shit covered ass over Michael Cole's euphoric face, Andy Sixx grabs a mic and begins to speak**
>"WE LISTEN TO THE FANS"
**Crowd erupts into an even bigger pop than before**
>"MOST OF YOU INTERNET NERDS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE. NOW EAT MY SHIT AND ENJOY IT LIKE MAGGLE IS OVER HERE!"
**Andy Sixx then held the mic to Michael Cole's shit covered mouth**
**Chewing noises were heard through out the arena while Michael Cole expressed his utter joy, moaning into the microphone while finishing up his steamy, creamy meal**
**BUUURP**
>"ONLY 9.99!!!!"
**Before being able to say anything else. Andy's ass erupted yet again like Krakatoa**
**Cole's head at this point was completely submerged in Andy's ass pudding**
**Crowd pops even harder for Michael Cole's now clearly visible erection**
>"HAHAHA, I LOVE IT, MAGGLE!!!!"
**Dani Filth quickly swoops into the scene with a jealous look on his face staring into the deep canyon that is Andy Sixx's brown eye**
**Dani shoved his nose and his tongue deep into the crevice, trying his damndest to clean every last bit of Andy's bum crusties**
**he used his right hand to jerk off Michael Cole**
**RAW goes off air**
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spammmy Hammy Spam
>>752201714
Who dis?
michael loos
>>752202428
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Andys fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Josh Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andys existential catchphrase Creamy Steamy Dreamy which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh Drydens genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal, kid.
>>752201867
Shes 18 retards
>>752202820
Not there she isnt
Sir Spamsalot
>>752202832
kill yourself
To be fair, you have to have a scat fetish to understand Andy Sixx's logs. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of eating da poopoo, most of the logs will go over a typical eater's head. There’s also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his songs - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his dad Nikki, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realize that they're not just tasty- their flavor says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike eating logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bouquet of his creamiest, steamiest dumplings, which themselves are a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's logtrain unfolds itself into their gaping months. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Andy's eyes only. And hopefully I can demonstrate to him just how dedicated I am too answer the question: "Would you?"
>>752202846
Great tits though
>>752202607
QT with a booty. :3
>>752202779
Come home, Katy.
>>752202815
Hello! :]
>>752202629
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.
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>be me
>single father
>daughter is in elementary school
>Let's call her Jill
>she signs up for the school spelling bee
>spend all week going over flash cards and practicing
>the big day arrives
>she's killing it
>most of the kids who entered are fucking retards
>one kid spells "catch" with a "k"
>I shout "get off the stage faggot"
>dirty looks from all the parents around me
>don't care my daughter's clearly gonna win
>it comes down to the last two kids
>the fat slut judge clears her throat
>"Jill, your word is 'six'"
>she spells it perfectly
>"S-I-X-X. Sixx"
>mfw the judge shakes her head no
>"I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>other kid spells it with one fucking "x" and the judge grants him the point
>clenching my teeth so tight I break a crown
>literally shit my pants full I'm so angry
>other parents move away from me as it starts to smell like shit
>now the score is tied
>"Jill, your word is 'sliding'"
>>752202869
Take your log "meme" and choke to death on Trump's jizz you genetic failure.
Reddit is where fags like you belong.
>Jill leans in to the mic
>"S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Slidding."
>I stand up to clap
>some shit slidds down my slacks and lands on my shoe leaving a massive skid mark
>then that fat cunt judge says "I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
>pick up my chair and start bashing the other parents without mercy
>kids all start screaming and running
>take down my slacks and let my muddy ass mess slop fall on the floor
>scoop up a handfull and chuck it at fat judge bitches face
>directhit.exe
>my dick is out now and fully erect
>someone pulls the fire alarm
>one of the kids pulls a gun out of his backpack and starts a shooting rampage
>pretty bad ass actually
>grab the judge slut by the hair and lift her off the ground
>"please, let me go,"
>I look her dead in the eyes
>"Logless shills aren't welcome here."
>slam her down on her desk, breaking her spine clean in half
>the rampaging kid asks the spelling bee winner if he beleives in god and then shoots him in the face
>Jill snatches the first place trophy from his cold dead hands
>"Daddy I won!"
>you sure did, sweety. You sure did
here’s how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don’t know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon “ha-ha”, where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It’s possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous “i really (3x) like this image”, as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it’s yours, which, of course, means “yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick”. Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: “wow, this is funny” Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says “thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot” And that was the story
Lord of Spammington
>>752202885
im glad other taybros sbesides me still love Katy
The fact that hjer and tay dont get along makes me sad
>>752202956
Actually, it’s not a meme, kiddo. It’s an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it’s brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn’t share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don’t even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy’s Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
>>752201005
>>752203038
Katy Perry has incredible tits
The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.
The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues. What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted
>>752203108
Some of these girls are just downright crazy. While you just want the satisfaction of Andy’s warm log slidding down your fucking throat, many want something else. Many want… to start a life with the shit, or so to speak, meaning that their long-term goal in their endeavors is to suck a big one out of Andy Sixx’s asshole and use the log as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby then when when they give birth to that retarded human shit baby, then want to suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until the retarded shit baby can’t take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over the inside of their mouths and then they want to spit the retarded human shit baby cum out and use the retarded shit baby cum as lubricant to finger their assholes with. And you thought you were fucked up.
After you’ve made it through, it becomes an “every BVB Army soldier emo fangirl for themselves scenario” in which a battle royal of carnage and bloodshed over who gets to lock their lips around Andy Sixx’s anus and suck the warm brown turd from within: the last person standing. After you have defeated everyone in battle, you will be allowed to knock on Andy’s dressing room and he will answer.
>>752203038
Katy needs to SETTLE DOWN and COME HOME.
No more feminism, no more cutting her hair short, no more open border policy stuff.
Grow your hair out and show off that sexy body.
:3
Assuming Andy is a religious fanatic, he will go along with your call for his sweet warm log and receive you inside his chambers. From there, he will have you stand on an inverted pentagram drawn in blood on the floor and then get down on your knees with your mouth open. Then he will lower his pants and thrust his ass into your face where the pleasure is all your from that point onwards.
As you press your face between his ass crack, you get a feeling for his tremendous toushy that has been sitting down and doing nothing for most of his life massage your facial cheeks with his ass cheeks.You start at the top of his ass crack with your tongue and work your way down delicately feeling the texture of the shit that has been smeared down the crack from the last time he used the bathroom and wiped a wet, runny shit upwards. Your tongue will continue down the channel of your desire and reach the sacred chocolate starfish containing the delicious brown log from within.
You introduce yourself by delicately licking the lining of his asshole, carefully mapping every impression of his anus in your mind using nothing but your tongue and your unbroken will for what is contained inside. You lick it around a few times before slowly and luxuriously inserting your tongue into his anus to meet the log of shit that has been created by the Colon of Nativity which has created a hearty log for you to feast upon using nothing but the digested curry and chipotle andy wolfed down a few hours prior to your arrival. As Andy Sixx feels your tongue entering his asshole, he gives out a sigh indicating both pleasure and lust from his end… literally. He likes you inside him for a change.
>>752203213
Yeah I can jerk to this happily
Slowly, gently, with tender love and care, you assure the log that everything is alright and that you have been the one selected from the bloody battle earlier to receive it and its might sliding down your throat, with its corn chunks massaging the inside of your esophagus. After a while of tongue wresting with his butt-snake, the log of shit finally gains your trust and is ready to be transfered from the asshole of Andy Sixx into your mouth. You lick your lips to ensure a secure seal around his asshole before locking your lips with his anus and start sucking. Andy, assisting you because he didn’t eat enough fiber for that day, is feeling a little constipated but is also pushing as you suck.
You feel the very tip of the log enter your mouth, and as more and more slack begins to enter your body, you notice the girth is too big, causing andy’s anus to stretch with your lips with it. At the end of the whole ordeal, you will have looked like you have just completed the kylie jenner lip challenge. In fact, all of those kids that uploaded the videos of them with the bruised and swollen lips… not all of them stuck their mouths in a glass jar and sucked… some of them had their lips stretched naturally by the bending will of Andy Sixx’s asshole, but we’re getting off point. The girth of andy sixx’s warm log is so big that is stretches his asshole and your lips with it and as your lips remain stretched, you can feel the warmth from the log give off heat into your mouth along with the hinted scent of a dirty bomb eaten for lunch.
kys Roberts fag
With a little more sucking, the tip of the log crowns from andy’s ass and goes into your mouth, but you are still faced with the tremendous girth that is too big to fit between your teeth, so they scrape some of the round figuration off the log as it moves further into your mouth. If your teeth are perfectly straight, the log will look like a circle with the sides shaved off, but if you have fucked up teeth… the log will also looked pretty fucked up as your teeth scrape against it.
Andy’s pushing and your sucking and you and him are giving it all you;ve got and it’s almost completely out. Andy ate a lot earlier, which explains why his log is so plentiful. Your body is telling you to abort but your strong will and love for andy sixx is pushing you forward. You must keep going, you’re almost at the end. You’ve waited your entire life for this moment and have wasted too much of your parents money on shitty things from Hot Topic to turn back now. Andy finally gives the final sigh to indicate that the whole log has left his ass, and with one big wolf, you let it slide down your throat.
On this particular day, andy swallowed corn chunks whole without chewing that sat in his stomach and remained as they were throughout the whole digestive process. He knows how you like it.
On its trip down, the chunks of corn sticking out of the brown creamy log roll begin to massage your esophagus so delicately and so tenderly as if your esophagus were being massaged by the tip of an angel’s dick. As it makes its way down your throat, it reaches your stomach where your body will take it from there. You’ve done enough for the day…
>>752203047
>t’s an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
lol don't break an arm jerking yourself off faggot.
You’ve sucked the log out but your lips are still locked onto andy sixx’s anus, in which you, not being rude, lick every last subatomic particle of shit off with your tongue before separating from his asshole. Andy then giggles a faggy little giggle, the same kind of giggle someone would make if they just had a log of shit sucked out of their asshole, and then pats you on the head before doing up his trousers and reminding you to keep buying his stupid useless merchandise from Hot Topic.
You then leave the dressing room, escorted by security through a crowd of jealous little fangirls whose lifelong dream it was to experience what you have just done… to have what you have inside of you at that moment. While you stand proudly in your prime, nothing can bring you down because the warmth of Andy’s log remains inside of you. From that moment on, it brings you up when you’re down and remains with you forever… or does it?
Long after your body turns andy sixx’s shit into your own shit, you still feel amazing, and why is that? It’s because maybe deep down inside, you never needed to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx’s asshole. Maybe deep down inside, you’ve had the log of shit inside you this whole time and you just didn’t know it… because the warmth of the log will never cool, and the steam of the warm brown roll will never stop steaming for Andy’s log will carry you with it as it enters the world of infamy.
>>752202885
hi
Scenario 2:
Andy scoffs jerkily and says:
“Pfft. Get out of here, faggot,” and tries to close the door on you, but you acting faster and utilizing your lighting-fast reflexes manage to wedge your foot in the doorway as its about to close and keep the door open.
You then charge forward, pushing him back into his trailer so that he ends up in a supine position underneath you.
“Oh no you don’t!” you exclaim with the adrenaline building up inside you for what is about to happen next. “I’ve waited too long for this and I will have your warm log.”
You then pounce onto Andy and grab him by the neck, strangling him as he panics in distress on the floor and tries with multiple blows to your heat to get you off of him, but your concentration is key and your objective, the warm creamy log roll inside his Colon of Natvity, is prime. His moving stops and you release his neck just before he passes out and then you turn him over onto his stomach and start pulling his pants down.
>>752203038
she will come home
her new album is great though
save as draft is 10/10
As you’re working to gain forced access to his beloved spintcher, he finds a marble bust of Jynxx that was toppled from the stand it rested on when you pushed the door into the dressing room, grabs the very end of it and then then turns around before hitting you over the head with it. You then fall to the side but then recollect your bearings instantly and efficiently enough to disarm andy and headbutt him with your forehead right on his bridge, causing him to lay helplessly and bleed from his nose.
You then turn him over a second time, with the intention that this second attempt on his butthole will go undisturbed. As you’re pulling his trousers, andy moans in angst in despair on the ground while you enter your face, forcibly, into his ass crack. A security guard patrolling the hallway comes across the entrance of the dressing room to see the door breeched and Andy laying face down with your face down in his ass crack.
“What the fuck?” the security guard exclaims not knowing whether to be weirded out or disgusted.
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You turn your eyes while your face is still in his ass crack and notice the security guard staring the two of you from the broken door. The security guard then quickly reaches for his gun but you’re faster than he is and more prepared: you pull your face out of andy’s ass crack and draw a taser and shoot him from the distance. The pins hit him in the chest and send an electric shock surging through his entire body, causing his muscles to contract and pull the trigger of the gun he held with a round firing promptly into Andy’s heel.
Andy then shrieks in pain but starts crying as things for him get worse and worse from that point. The security guard then falls forward and lands on his pistol which goes off when he lands on top of it and fires a round into his chest which grazes its way through the right side of his heart before moving swiftly through his neck and stopping at the brain, killing him.
Now that that confrontation is over with, to carry one with what you were doing before you were so rudely interrupted. You place your face in between his ass crack like earlier, only this time Andy starts crying and screaming along with desperately squirming as the effects of your last headbutt to his face begin to wear off. Having enough of his foolish nonsense, you grab the marble bust of Jynxx he hit you with earlier and knock him out heavily with a swift blow to the back of his head. He then stops moving and also stops displaying any signs of life from that point onwards.
>>752203486
That body...
I stopped for the celebs
I'm staying for the Spam
>>752203532
God i love those tits
You continue on with what you were doing and place your face back inside the security of his ass crack as he lays flat on the floor of his dressing room, lock lips with his asshole to form the air-tight seal, and then suck. You suck harder than you’ve ever sucked before because andy’s unconscious and isn’t awake to help push the log of shit out of his ass. Your lungs suck as if you were sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, and suck and suck until you feel the warm brown enter your mouth.
You feel the warmth of the log just as youre about to give up which keeps you going. Towards the end of the log, your body is spent, it’s tired and it wants to quit, but your love and affection for Andy Sixx and his warm creamy log roll is just too much to go to waste. You suck the last bit out of his asshole and swallow with your esophagus muscles taking over from your lungs, which are about to collapse out of exhaustion.
You then sit back and breathe heavily and look at the damage, at andy’s unconscious body and the dead security guard while savoring the shit taste in your mouth. You tell yourself that it was a good day, then spank andy’s bare ass and then stand up and leave.
A few hours later, Andy’s manager walks into the dressing room and sees andy laying face down with his pants pulled down with slobber around his anus along with a dead security guard lying face down in a pool of his own blood.
“What the fuck happened here?” the manager asks waking Andy up from his slumber. Andy then sits upright, dazed and discombobulated and replies:
“Ugh, I don’t know but for some reason, I feel like I just dropped a big one.”
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>>752203641
Fapfapfap
Spam in the morning
Spam at noontime
Spam in the evening
Spam Spam Spam
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>>752203592
For me, it's the cream
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>>752203749
Moar Katy
>>752203749
Looks amazing here. :3
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>>752203822
Dubs logged
Throat clogged
Would anyone love to fuck Saoirse Ronan?
>>752203934
She needs to get those tits out asap
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>>752203904
Deep in her pink Irish cunt.
>>752204012
Hey Robertsbro
How are you :3
>>752203904
I fapped to her wearing a green swimsuit a few days ago, it was great.
>>752203990
hnNNNNNNNNNG
>>752204042
Just having a bit of fun
And you?
>>752204049
Turn her around for dat ass
>>752204080
Me too! Celebs are fun
>>752204025
You think she's ever sucked a dick before?
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>>752204059
Is the green swimsuit your favorite pic of her?
WHIT
>>752204131
Down her Irish throat
>>752204156
That fucking body
>>752204129
Glad you're having fun
>>752204156
I loved her since "I kissed a girl" song. Not totally because of that song, but I now have no trouble finding Cherry Chapstick. I use a lot of that.
This thread is the shit
>>752204156
This is the short hair on her that I don't like. :c
>>752204185
I don't look for her pictures but it's my favorite one that I've seen posted, yes.
>>752204025
prime Irish filly
>>752204274
What did you imagine doing to Saoirse?
>>752204233
God I love her
Most unfunny pasta in a celeb thread I have ever seen. I hope you all enjoy the fucking ban, you stupid fucks. I hope the fucking ban was worth it you shitheads. Get fucking reported, you wastes of human life. Any fucking moment now, the m0ds will be kicking down yer fucking door to rape you, yer mum, and yer fucking slut nans, then as yer screaming and crying in pain, the take yer fucking shitty computer that you decided just this once to be an unfunny, stupid fuck. I hope the fucking memes were worth it you stupid fucks, I fucking hope they are. For when the mods snap yer fucking 2003 laptop in fucking half over yer fucking skull, you shalln't be laughing at this moronic bullshit, fuck you and your stupid queen and unfunny as fuck log memes and bananas faggots.
>>752204282
celebfags dont hate celeb
>>752204265
>This thread is the shit
>shit
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>>752204369
They hate Jewess Queen, sadly
I don't know why though
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>>752204430
its just trolls and you fall for it
they get you to spam an then leave
>>752204329
I'm not into discussing it if no one else is.
>>752204420
I would disappoint her so badly
>>752204494
By all means, tell us
>>752204486
I know a troll when I see one
You don't have to worry about me I can take them!
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>>752204494
If no one else will discuss what?
>>752204575
Amazing body. Cant help but stroke to her
>>752204546
>I know a troll when I see one
>falls for trolls three times a night
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>>752204677
She is such a sexy bitch
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>>752204590
I'm not really interested in having a one-way lewd conversation. I like when the other person gives feedback and carries on the scenario.
And I'm not even into it right now.
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>>752204766
I would watch that...
>>752204766
Who's the dude on the right?
>>752204613
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you
This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these images show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens
most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt
>>752204810
be perfect threesome
>>752202234
Fuck, precum is flowing now
>>752204956
Would be fucking heavenly
>>752205012
Wanted to see her tits for a while have you?
breeding whore
>>752205061
Who hasnt. Love her nipples
>>752204956
I'd prefer Katy and Tay but I'm just being picky.
>>752205076
I get the sense that she's into a lot of dumb feminist shit.
>>752205076
i liked "breeding sow" better
>>752204943
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
shit I am still getting over Alexis yesterday
>>752205129
Agreed. Would love to give you a couple of strokes while you look at them
>>752205143
Why is she so perfect
I have a problem. I'm way too smart for my age, and everyone around me is intellectually inferior.
I'm 18 and at high school, but everyone in my class is fucking stupid. I try to engage them in religious debates (Atheist here) and political debates (Neo-Socialist) but all they care about is parties and Facebook. They also listen to shit music (metalhead here).
What can I do to get away from these morons
Pic related, me.
>>752205202
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>752205174
hey not him but that sounds great
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>>752205143
breeding sow it is. Yea she is a dumb feminist
>>752205266
Gotta get that pre REALLY flowing
>>752204613
Stop replying to every post you tryhard fucking faggot.I am SICK to death of you. You are nothing but a low life piece of shit with nothing better to do than sit behind your damned keyboard playing at the big I am. You live in a fantasy world and take some warped sense of pleasure from posting shit such as this.
I would dearly LOVE to meet you one day - I may be a pacifist but i'd smash your fuckin teeth in without a second thought you tosser - do us all a favour and fuck off back to the sewer you came from.
Other posters - while I apologise for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologise for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts fromt his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit.
>>752205326
practically a natural spring
>>752205217
My favorite type of faggotry
>>752205343
Smirkfu tits
>>752205277
Thankfully her fat sopping pussy isn't. Love to be between those legs.
>>752205166
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments
>>752205076
who is this?
Spam Faggot Spam!
>>752205217
>What can I do to get away from these morons
grow and act your age
>>752205367
Need to get lots for lube. Because you gotta jerk HARD and FAST to a body like hers
>>752205395
It's an alien! Alien! Eeeeeeep
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>>752205443
dear lord don't I know that. It helps that her voluptuous body magical sucks the fluid from me
>>752205523
Be hot to see how much pre she gets out of your cock
>>752205662
during a sesh, wow, enough for me to wipe my tip every 10-20 seconds, scooping up enough juice to make my mouth wet and sticky
>>752205840
Sounds like more than enough to lube your cock to be jerked HARD to her. Especially to the tit slip.
>>752205893
It is but not to the slip. I like my celebs to remain a mystery, distant, almost untouchable. Enough for me to be able to carry out my own fantasies with pure blindness.
>>752206008
Oh if I had any say in the matter I would jerk you mercilessly to her tit slip while you praised how amazing it was. I would see how hard and far I could make you cum. Breaching your own little code.
>>752206054
and knowing me I would crack under the touch of another. I would try desperately to think about something else but the nip and your touch would overwhelm me in the end.
>>752206164
If you fought too hard against it I would take your sensitive head into my mouth and suck it mercilessly until your lust for her tits and that perfect nip became too much
>>752206293
I would resist as much as I could, as I was glancing at the screen seeing Ariel and suddenly feeling your warmth I would collapse and give in totally too you and Ariel.
>>752206506
I would expect you to moan in pleasure about how much you love her tits and that perfect nip. God help me I would work that sensitive head until you did
>>752206580
a short gasp and a cry in vain to my decent into depravity. Then your warmth and attention to my head would have me putty in your hands. I now moan and groan for your touch and Ariel's heavenly sight
>>752206763
How heavenly would it feel admiring those tits, that glorious nip, as I work that head mercilessly with my mouth..
>>752206955
It would be like dipping the tip of my cock into Ariels moist wet slit as I suck her perfect nips, that's how good you feel.
>>752207105
I'm sure your moans would give me encouragement to keep going. I hope you aren't TOO sensitive after you cum. I'm going to be teasing your head for a while to her.
>>752202595
I'd kill to see these two lez out with eachother.
>>752207197
oh I would be encouraging you more and more,,, mmmm so good.
I am sensetive, and the right lover with the right touch can hit my buttons. I wonder what you can do, at this point I don't care, I just need to feel you more and see more of Ariel's nip and tip, and maybe a slice of her slit.
Fun Fact: The mung bean grows in darkness, which is why it's colorless.
Unfun Fact: You niggers ran up the limit and missed out on some of the sweetest Emma pics I've ever seen, and you've never posted here. Oh well.
>>752207414
I might have to keep sucking that sensitive tip until you let out a second nut to her nip, just to really fuck with you..
>>752207474
I might not be able to control myself, and you'll get the load in your mouth. I hope you are okay with that. I'll be able to wok up another straight after though, with help form Ariel and you of course.
but I would prefer if you choose another path, help build some sexual intensity
>>752207694
If you were looking at her nip, while I was sucking that sensitive head, I don't think you would let it leave my mouth. Your hand would find the back of my head until you were completely drained.
Oh Im happy to build intensity with you
>>752207796
you would probaly find there would be a few short thrusts there too. Hitting the back of your throat would be like hitting Ariel deep inside and your extra attention would call my load from me.
No, blow the intensity, that can be for the next load. I need to blow now.
>>752208079
I would embrace my doom, and know that I had no option but to keep sucking. I would work your sensitive tip even harder and faster than before, As your guilt for loving her body turned into pure hot lust and you started to lose control.
Care to take this to discord or KIK or something else to make things easier?
>>752208199
maybe kik
>>752208405
we could always go to unsee, or chatstep if you prefer?
>>752208459
have never used any of those, only kik
>>752208532
search for unsee, and the room extension is /zosabude/
