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>>752192945
>>752193143
actually posting shotas?
wow... times have changed
>>752193263
No. I'll just post that single picture
>>752193301
progress is progress
>>752193384
Dont hold your breath
it had a good run
>>752194346
It lasted two threads before this, better than the days where it doesnt even go for one.
lurking
tfw dying
I got hungry
i want to die
>>752195337
you always say this
post more qts
>>752195337
why for
>>752195373
No dice
>>752195423
Why not
>>752195518
yes dice
>still no translation
gonna lay down and hope for a better day
>>752195624
no dice
>>752195659
shit
>>752195805
fite me pussy bitch
>>752196085
i don't fight women, sorry
>>752195518
can't argue that I guess
>>752196144
Sad your dad didnt either or maybe you would have been aborted
I keep forgetting to hit submit
So are you gays going to continue arguing or posting actually decent cute shotas
(don't judge mine I need to add)
>>752196549
is he clenching his fists because he doesn't like it?
>>752196647
maybe because it fucking hurts
>>752196543
I'd post were i not in bed
>>752196689
So meaning he doesn't like it, unless he's a masochist. Never hurts when I get fingered.
>>752196647
intensely good
>>752196703
you're looking at shotas while in bed, you lazy lewd fuck
>>752196873
there's good hurt and bad hurt, I guess you get used to it eventually. First time might be rough. I've only done it a couple of times so I can't say and my own body chickens out.
>>752196936
wrong pic, sorry, /ss/ is usually not welcome on these threads.
>>752196936
ss is gross, take it to its own thread
>>752196936
i only look at the cute boys actually
>>752197044
>>752197039
I apologized you dick butt
some of us like it too
>>752197072
just looking without being lewd? what a novel concept.
>>752196936
My first time was just fine, no pain at all, if you had discomfort, maybe he wasn't using enough lube? Or he didn't start with just one finger and work up?
>>752197207
there wasn't another person, I'm a pure boi so no one has touched me like that. Except for medical purposes.
lube might've been the problem to be honest though
>>752197146
the most novelest of ideas
>>752197323
no such thing as enough lube
>>752197323
Ah, yeah you are probably at fault for any pain then if you did it yourself. I'm a total slut, been with at least 70 guys, honestly lost count, and I've never had pain a single time, I didn't even need to be fingered after my first time. And for perspective on having never had any pain from anal, I have been with some very hung guys.
>>752197462
you degenerate!
Why aren't you lonely and secluded like me
>>752197415
boys made to cuddle
lube is a novel idea for me, I've never used it ever. I usually just use my spit or water.
>>752197680
water isn't a lubricant tho
saliva works quite well in a pinch but actual lube lasts longer which is nice
>>752197680
Well if you just used spit or water no shit it's going to hurt. Spit works if you're experienced, but it dries out quickly, so you really need to know how to relax and take it without clenching at all.
As for not being lonely and secluded, I am, that's why I'm such a slut, for anywhere from 10 minutes to a few hours, it makes me feel better, like someone wants me, even if it is just for my butt.
>>752197770
water works fine with soap in my experience but again, I don't play with myself a lot
saliva feels more dirty and only if I am in the mood
>>752197851
why am I getting reprimanded by how I touch myself! >:(
my body tenses up too much, maybe on a weekend when I finished all my stuff I'll give it a shot again
come on anon, you don't have to give yourself like that so easily, it can be reckless and lead to some bad things
I guess I just don't like people enough to try to engage with them in that way. I've grown to hate most people, before I would give them the benefit of the doubt but now, I don't even bother with anyone.
I eat my apple pie and ice cream cone behind the grocery store to make myself feel better.
>>752198059
>forgot pic
my folder is too disorganized and I'm too lazy
>>752198059
water and soap are terrible options... seriously...
order some lube from Amazon or hit a walmart
>>752198059
saliva feels dirty in a good or a bad way? lol
>>752198140
qt
>>752192945
you fags know how i know you're gay?
>>752198170
There are soaps that are specially made to be safe to use as lube.
>>752198059
I've been giving myself up that easily ever since I was 15, I don't really know another way to live at this point. I meet a guy that I like the look of, if it turns out he's gay / bi or just plain horny and needs a hole to fuck, we're fuckbuddies for a while, eventually we fall out, and I find a new guy, that's just how I've lived my life.
>>752198246
Haru isn't a shota, but he's still best boy.
>>752198170
I am too embarrassed that my roommate will find it
water and soap are just fine while in the shower
>>752198173
both? lol
When I'm really turned on it feels dirty good but when I'm done and I see the aftermath I am disgusted with my lewd behavior
(maid costumes are inherently cute, fact of life)
>>752198325
Well unless you are satisfied with that life, I'd suggest making adjustments to better yourself.
There are other venues to vent your frustration or loneliness.
Being open to people is a good thing, one quality that I envy, but over excessive and putting yourself out there like you describe it can be really bad down the road.
>>752198558
ah, that kinda dirty. i agree.
>>752198558
Yeah...I won't be young and attractive forever, people will stop wanting me, or younger guys will want me, but to be a top, and I've never topped even once, I'm not really planning on living to be any older than 30 unless something seriously changes in my life.
>>752198713
body fluids in general are fucking dirty and disgusting, until you're mind starts to say they aren't
>>752198736
Well I wish you the best of luck anon, I think there is more to life than sex, I'm still a virgin so I can't really say from experience but life has much more opportunities to it than death. Your looks and sex are just a small part of it, only you can make the difference in your life to better it how you want to. It sounds corny and stupid but unless you don't have arms, legs, a head and your cock, there is nothing you can't do.
>>752198996
lmao you raise a good point, i wouldn't want someone to spit in my food. but spitting in my mouth during sex? sure.
>>752198996
Well there are plenty of things you can't do even if you do have all those things, for instance, what if you're paraplegic?
Nitpicking aside though, I know you're right that I have to make the change, but I don't know what I want to change, just that I should change, and I've always been the passive guy letting others tell me what to do and doing things for me. I've kind of been lead through life, I've never been the one to take charge and do something for myself. That's undoubtedly why I have so few friends, but I don't have the confidence to actually take charge of something.
everybody asleep?
>>752199549
nope
>>752199121
I wonder what our minds would come up with if we were always in that state all the time.
No one has ever spit in my mouth and if they did, I don't know how I would react in sex.
>>752199274
*working arms and legs and blah blah
but even then, those fuckers that come back from wars are still kicking and fighting even without limbs.
You will have to take charge if you want change and it can be difficult when you haven't all your life. Baby steps, life isn't a movie where you will instantly know what to do to improve your life, you just have to make the effort and keep trucking along. Just by doing that you will find your way on your own.
I'm a dopey fucking kid so I don't know any thing about life, I just know enough that you can make a difference in your life if you really want to.
>>752199683
i imagine civilisation wouldn't exist if humans were perverts 100% of the time
hasn't happened to me either but the idea is p hot
>>752199688
>Tfw no super cool big bro to teach me the proper way all little boys should masturbate which is with their BUTT
>>752199683
I feel like you're almost certainly right, I need to take charge, I've just been waiting for someone else to come in to my life and make the change for me, just have it handed to me like everything else. And I feel like that isn't impossible, if I just finally meet the right guy that is more than just sex to me.
ugh
>>752199837
if you're young and cute, there's always a chance
>>752199837
>>752199936
wow unexpected motivation to get back out there
thanks yall
i am finally out of bed
now for cute boys
>>752199804
Well it was that same hornyness that made our ancestors reproduce enough to be where we are today? or something like that idunno
the idea is p hot but it all depends on who's doing it, in my case anyways, I know some people like the idea of sex with strangers
>>752199837
Just as a rule of thumb, I don't think people should completely depend on someone else. I think that is something that is unhealthy and leads to ineptitude and hardships.
Having someone is something we all need but I don't think anyone else can make as big of an impact as yourself. It's your life isn't it?
>>752199936
I'd like to think I'm cute, but like I said already, I have 0 confidence. But I have been with over 70 guys, so I guess I must be at least decent looking. I started taking really good care of myself in 7th grade because I had a crush and he turned me down and it made me feel like I was ugly even though looking back with an adult brain he probably just wasn't in to guys, but ever since then I've worked out 6 days a week and kept an extremely strict diet, always full shaved body, skin care, etc.
>>752200074
where ya from
>>752200138
why are you out of bed thot?
>>752200191
wish I had that kind of motivation
>>752200189
yeah but our ancestors also weren't massive perverts like people are today
sex with strangers doesn't sound very fun to me personally
>>752200248
no u
>>752200205
atlanta bois here
>>752200189
You're definitely right, I have no life skills because it's all been handed to me / done for me, even if I did meet "the one" and he got my life on track, if something ever happened and we separated, or god forbid he died or was disabled, I'd be screwed. I need to grow up and stop relying on others like a kid...the only thing I can actually do for myself is cook.
>>752200318
>peeing with the seat down
He needs a swift dick in the butt as soon as he starts so he makes an even bigger mess than he's already going to, and then be made to clean up his mess himself.
>>752200318
I don't know, people have always been massive perverts
I just think the internet has opened the flood gates
that's kinda rare nowadays, most people want to pump and dump quickly
>>752200394
That's how I look at it anyways. Having someone is nice but if you are completely dependent on someone else, you are pretty much worthless in my eyes. I feel worthless relying on my parents right now but I am trying to get out of that, I love that they support me but I would hate to live with them or have them take care of me all my life. That just sounds boring and painful to me.
>>752200318
you're the thot thot
>>752200491
i reckon pervertedness is linked directly to how developed a society is
>not being able to cuddle them as well as having sex
unpatrician.
>>752200491
That seems a little harsh to say worthless.
>>752200634
maybe, it'd be an interesting study
cuddling and sex sounds nice with the right person
>>752200695
It is harsh choice of words but after seeing what happens when those people loose who they are dependent on, there is no other word to describe it.
>>752200788
who needs studies when you have baseless thoughts?
cuddling and sex sounds perfect imo
really joggins the noggin
>>752200928
ironic, the nog doesn't have a noggin.
>>752200962
Really niggins the jiggins
>>752200918
Nah, the fem dom I knew ended up andandoning their shota
>>752200994
sorry sir you're going to have to leave
>>752201024
what are you talking about
>>752201061
Like to see you try to make me
>>752201083
i'll kick your teeth in, cunt.
>>752201131
Arent you like 5 foot tall
faggotry has been here since the beginning
fixtures can't be removed
>>752201162
mate i'm like 2cm taller than you, you're a fucking manlet tbh
>>752200918
baseless thoughts are the only ones that are tru
I don't know, just something about hugging and embracing the other person who you love is so appealing to me
It's dumb I know, but man do I wish to love someone like that someday
>>752201196
doesn't sound dumb at all, sounds comfy as hell. we're all gonna make it, brah.
>>752201187
My drivers license says im 180cm
What does your license say
>>752201186
i can try my goddamn hardest.
>>752201248
lmao you know i can't drive
>>752201241
It's a nice thought but I don't think I'll find someone I genuinely love tbh
I've thought I had but really I don't think I've ever felt anything for anyone, excluding my family obviously
>>752201303
Yeah thats what I thought manlet
It was a pretty good setup
>>752201311
you'll find someone eventually, but maybe you won't realise it for a while.
>>752201335
184 tho, manlet.
>>752201381
Want to compare highschool certificates
Oh yeah, also play PoE. I want to have someone to play games with because im bored af
>>752201248
stupid tall people how can he call you a manlet, you have 20 cm on me
>>752201423
want to compare dicks? no homo.
>>752201443
why don't you play good games instead
>>752201449
manlets please leave. or post pics if ur cute
>>752201449
I mean he also is illiterate, unemployable and gay
>>752201475
7"
>>752201475
Like what multiplayer game?
Did I tell you I sold all my osrs gold for like $1k aud?
pic related
>>752201518
idk, there are no good games.
how much do you reckon the rest of your stuff is?
>>752201576
lmao enjoy getting your paypal account locked
>>752201607
It actually did. As soon as I got the money it locked it, asked for me to confirm my details which took 3 seconds then unlocked. It unlinked my bank account too
The guys werent shady and they make more off it than I do
"rest of your stuff is"? You mean gamewise?
I pretty much like playing any game where people I play with arent retarded
>>752201607
I don't use paypal, why did his account get locked for that?
>>752201665
yeah like items other than gold
i'll get terraria some time maybe
>>752201723
because paypal are cunts and lock accounts for no reason
>>752201768
Well, glad I don't use paypal then.
>>752201768
I had like 1.2b gold and sold 1.1b and bought some PoE points and ended up at around 960 total.
My irl friends have just become so fucking degenerate that I dont bother anymore. Like 90% just league so I dont go on teamspeak
>>752201826
>having money
you have friends at all? kek
>>752201983
As much of a human being who plays mobas all game can be considered a friend, I guess?
I mainly just talk to muric friends on twitch most of the day
>>752202051
mobas a shit
man i feel terrible and want to get in bed but couldn't sleep
feels bad man
>>752202099
You jusr woke up right?
>>752201826
I loved PoE but the guy that got me in to it quit playing, and I don't know anyone else that plays it, so I quit too. Never even got to the end game. Didn't help that I didn't read any guides or anything going in to my first character, so it was a total glass canon that annihilated everything at first but then died in one hit later
>>752202123
like 4 hours ago
night u fuckers
>>752202218
cya anon
>>752202160
My story is kind of similar? I watched Kripp play it a little bit and never really got into it and mainly played PoE.
Fastforward until like 16 months ago, give it a try. Friend who has spent like $5k (hes a jew) was playing. He quit.
Thats normally how most "learning to play" builds go. I did the same.
3.1 is coming up on 8th and it seems cool
>>752202162
Maybe stop being a degenerate neet
Become a camwhore
>>752202255
i may be sexy / cute but i do have standards
>>752202310
No you dont. You sleep all day, go to maccas at night and do ???????
>>752202326
you raise a bad point
>>752202405
Explain what you did on sunday please
night boys, off to bed alone as usual
>>752202443
got lunch and coffee with my family
more than you did i bet lmao
>>752202471
cya faggot
>>752202493
Is it lunch and coffee if you went to sleep after?
Did you guys kiss
What I did yesterday:
Woke up at 8am, fed cats, walked an hour, baked cookies,cooked ravioli, walked another hour and then nothing else. Took down the bins I guess? Ez
>>752202582
well it was lunchtime so it was lunch
make me cookies
>>752202649
The cookies turned out shitty
I went shopping today and got some good shit though
>>752202803
like what
Looking for an image I remember from a few years back, of some shota boys playing baseball image is of a young man up at bat taking a swing while a "faceless" man is behind him on his knees thrusting into the young batter, anyone know which one I'm talking about, and possibly know the artist?
>>752202834
Noodles, some shapes, chicken, mince, rolls, salami, pizza bases
But the best is delicious dishwasher powder to kill myself with
>>752202902
mmmm, shapes and noodle pizza.
>>752202949
I played this game with my friend and he won. Guess where my friend who graduated in his nursing degree and then decided to go back to learn to be a teacher is working?
>>752192945
MODS HOW IS THIS NOT CP??
>>752203000
saudia arabia
>>752203073
Close but subway
You should go visit the middle east so I can see you in the propaganda videos
>>752203109
yeah i'll go on holiday to iraqi kurdistan
>>752203143
You could at least fuck yourself with your hand nub
>>752203171
ironic that your political opinions are so close to those of muslims
>>752203236
How so? I think all muslims, niggers and jews should be killed. Muslims only think jews should be killed
>>752202493
>coffee
Disgusting. Drink some soy milk faggot.
>>752203265
hardline convservatism, anti-leftism and such.
>>752203288
SOYBOY CONFIRMED
>>752203351
what does that even mean? that's the second time in two days I've heard "soyboy" and I've never heard it before yesterday
>>752203288
>SOY BOY
>>752203351
I forgot you're a liberal
>>752203409
you won't find anybody who despises communists more than me, but i'm certainly not a rightist lmao
>>752203447
>Doesnt want to wait 5 hours a day in the bread line
Dont let the peaceful left hear you say that
>>752203499
there is literally nothing wrong with breadlines tbh
if you don't want to work and live off the government then sure you can wait in line
>>752203552
Bread machine broke
Understandable
>collapses from starvation
Its ok buddy, maybe when you become a productive member of society, you'll have a more conservative pov. Or when you get dicked moee
>>752203617
yeah but that's no different from our current society
the breadline is just les literal
>>752203658
idk enough about communism. Im not that autistic
Can one of you two fags that said it tell me what the fuck soyboy means and when that word became a thing?
>>752203709
read the communist manifesto you'll see how stupid it is
it's p short
>>752203786
google it yourself, soyboy.
>>752203820
Nice try commie
Gayness is outlawed so you'd probs be slaughtered
>>752203786
Soy has estrogen or something
Soy makes you feminine
faggot
>>752203820
>>752203905
huh...well the first part of it fits, but the rest doesn't
>
The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".
>>752203905
you would be too
the soy estrogen meme isn't real, but it still fits because only faggots drink soy milk.
>>752203973
shhh now
>>752204037
Yeah I rarely drink milk anyway unless I buy cereal
>>752204077
i fucking love milk, soy milk is disgusting to me because it has the texture of water.
>>752204136
Also im not gay. Being gay is a sin and you'd be stoned to death
Typical white supremacist loves milk
Where we live we only have rain water and its much nicer to drink than any town water so thats all I drink
>>752204217
if your race is lactose intollerant you're objectively inferior to europeans.
melbourne has great tap water, i feel bad for people that can't drink theirs.
>>752204077
you sshh
>>752204280
When I house sat for sister this year her water was toxic like made me sick. But I neeted PoE up hard af
She moved to the coast now
>>752204296
shh this dick soyboy
>>752204363
yeah that's why those meme britta filter things exist
why would you even live anywhere but the coast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-dUl3fF0PU
>>752204412
Coast is over hyped and full of chinks
You dont even have coasts in victoria
>>752204491
everywhere is full of chinks, this is australia.
imagine unironically living somewhere like mildura
>>752204582
wtf is mildura
imagine living in a state that has daylight savings
>>752204630
along the nsw border, it's like the only part of victoria which is actually a desert.
i do actually fucking hate dst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvysTIB0NI watch
>>752204668
Just nuke vic and make it all a desert
>>752204698
mumkey's p good
glass the entire earth
>>752204744
Like outside of pandering late night talkshows, who do liberals watch for comedy
>>752204784
british panel shows of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9PDG5EODSw
>>752200394
shut up fag
>>752204858
>londonstan
no
>>752204899
english people are actually racist as fuck
anyway watch the video, it's great.
>>752204945
nah ur gay
Nyway im sleep because I cant be fucked typing anymore
>>752204992
sleep machine broke
cya faggotry
>>752204280
Tell me you're a cute shota nazi boy.
>>752205057
neonazis please leave.
>>752205090
Why does that picture say big baby? Hiro is little.
He is a nazi
Sucker for blondes with blue eyes
>>752205219
lies and slander
He'd like my conservative dick
>>752205347
post ur dick if you're a real man
no homo tho
>>752205447
no dick*
>>752205581
youd love nazi dik fgt
>>752205615
imagine unironically associating with facsists
>>752205643
muh buzzwords
even nazi is a buzzword
buzzwordis a buzzword
>>752205671
aren't you meant to be sleeping
>>752205723
needed to call you out
Im watching cooking vidyas
>>752205746
it hasn't succeeded until you post dick (^:
what type of videos
>>752205789
gordon ramsey ones mainly
kinda not watching, just redditing
eyes are getting dry from fan though
Also It'll never happen
>>752205847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
why do you a fan on
i've posted mine before so i'm just going to assume yours isn't perfect like mine is
>>752205911
Ive slept with a fan on my entire life
I havent seen it, hoe small is it
>>752206012
ive done tatthat during summer but i just listen to podcasts for white noise mostly
i'm p sure you have, but 16cm
Loli<Shota
>I win in size
dont feel bad soyboy
>>752206049
Only if there was some unique identification system
Maybe we'l never know
>>752206136
still bigger than average kek
yeah we'll never know
>>752206226
Probs mutilated though
>>752206266
lmao i'm not jewish
>>752206305
oy vey
Imagine having a mutilated dick
Ima probs make burgers tomorrow
You tried the garlic aoili from woolies? That shit is amazing
>>752206391
would suck, but not their fault. the worst people are the fucking circumcision fetishists that sometimes show up in these threads. absolutely disgusting.
nah haven't tried it, just put some on the burger you mean?
>>752206266
my dick is cut but its still pretty big
>>752206465
Burger on sandwich yeah. I make my burgers with the curry powder_ orange tin thing and it works sooooo well with aoili
>>752206512
size?
>>752206391
i dont like garlic though fam
>>752206584
7.5 long by 6 in girth
plus i have big low hangers lol
>>752206623
forgot my shota
>>752206584
curry powder in a burger sounds weird
>>752195657
of what?
>>752206623
Probs just slightly bigger than me
>>752206648
The contrast is really nice. You know the powder im talking about right?
>>752206698
something like clive of india?
>>752206648
yes it does
>>752206698
ha i win the dick war
>>752206465
Not a fetishest for it, but I do prefer cut dicks. Uncut dicks look weird if they're small, but I guess that's true of cut dicks too. I don't really mind either way though, just a slight preference for cut.
>>752206770
idk its the bright orange metal tin. Im not getting up
>>752206796
Probs mutilated or black
>>752206770
he is into nignogs btw
>>752206819
i have a big cut dick but i fucking LOVE small uncut dicks on a guy
its the greatest thing of all time
>>752206830
im cut, but im not black lol
>>752206640
qt
>>752206819
your opinions are trash. play with a soft natural dick and you'll see what i mean.
>>752206830
will look next time i'm at woolies
>>752206896
play with my dick you faggot
>>752206878
>>752206391
Being a jew is better than being a nigger though
>>752206896
I thought it was like a normal thing. I dont think Ive ever made a curry with it before
>>752206941
post dick and i'll tell you how terrible it is
>>752206944
being a jew is a choice though, black people can't help being born that way.
and you mean making burgers with curry powder is normal? i've never done it lol
>>752206896
I have played with uncut before, about equal number of times as cute. Like I said, I like both, I just have a slight preference for cut.
>>752207012
Spicy seasoning, yeah. You'll like it if you tried it
>>752207050
this is why america will never be a first world country
>>752207012
>>752207076
well i like spicy stuff, just haven't put it on a burger before.
>>752207106
please trim / 10
>>752207080
but i thought what determined a country's first world status was its quality of shotas
>>752207131
but its already trimmed tiny link in cup
>mushroom dick
>>752207131
Idk just the seasoning ive always used
What do I even call you btw since you eont set a name
after like 18 months or so of chat
>>752207106
>>752207163
if you call those pubes trimmed you may be blind
>>752207134
well that's part of the algorithm, yeah.
>>752207220
call me sick cunt
a necessary evil.
>>752207270
No srsly don be a nig
>>752207310
my namefag days are behind me, faggotry.
>>752207270
i dont like to trim them shorter than that because they get itchy as fuck
>>752207291
whats so evil?
>>752207080
>people's preference on penises is the basis of what makes a first world country
Sure. the US is a first world country, has been for a long time, unfortunately it might not be for much longer though with how things are going, but that can be said about a bunch of european countries too.
>>752207270
>>752207291
s.c.a.n.e
doesn't sound to bad tbh
>>752207355
Just something I can use to address you other than "liberal cuck"
>>752207361
why would they get itchy if you trim them though, that only happens when i actually shave them.
>>752207399
yeah like that film, scitizen scane.
>>752207432
just say "hey queer" like the kids at school used to call me
>>752207489
Im being serious
>>752207548
what do you actually expect me to say lmao
>>752207574
idk how to say it clearer. Not something you need to set as a name, literally something i'd say to reference you
>>752207710
reijifag, presumably.
>>752207768
I'll probably never remember it but good enougj
whatcha upto anyway? I am going to sleep doon though
>>752207489
idk man they just do
if i fucking shave them though, oh man its over, i might as well not wear pants at all for a week
>>752207833
>not knowing the best boy's name
i'm watching videos and being tired as fuck
>>752207857
just shave better, fam.
>>752207884
yeah but like whatre you up to until I wake up. So like for the next 8 hours what autism shit wil, you be doing
>>752207941
trying to sleep probably
or watching videos lol
>>752207884
but fam, i dont think you understand fam
>>752207975
disgusting
alright ima go die
>>752208014
cya queer
