waifu thread
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waifu thread
https://youtu.be/XxVPUwr0Z3Q
>>752146469
Fuck I just copied the rules
Saber claim
I claim the best diplomat
>>752146469
hello again
>>752145580
Chicken skin in general is delish. Not a fan of mached potaters. Or gravy.
>>752145584
Called out today so Ive been able to rest. Now im eating chicken
>>752145750
My popeyes is also run by mexicans lel. At least they do good work
>>752145866
Ewww that sounds like ass...........kek
>>752146614
That's cute
What is she from?
>>752146655
again?
>>752146863
ok...hello for the first time
Rise is bae
>>752146924
hello
book on head btw
>>752146684
MASHed potaters.
Fried chicken in general is delish.
>>752146576
Hallo
>>752146713
She's from "Humanity Has Declined"
>>752144741(Rude-kun)
Too rude for me.
>>752145344
So I get from this that what you meant by Prime wasn't about grading but rather about the cut.
I'd say my favorite steak comes from the first inch of a marbled chuck roll... or a hanger steak if I'm in the mood. Or a "filet d'épaule"
>>752146576
is this sabertoga?
What a nice and chilly night outside. Hello everyone!
I'm feeling kinda melancholic here now, hope you are doing better.
>>752147219
Is thanksgiving a holiday related to holo?
>>752145848
Indeed Kyouko is cute
>>752146684
I mean they do just fine but I'd imagine the nignogs will do a far superior job
>>752147297
Hello there
>>752147147
Hello
>>752147170
Will check hat out sometime
>>752147220
Yes
>>752147478
ok hi
>>752146684
It really is. Luckily, I've found that lots of dairy and water helps a lot. Eggnog included. So my addiction is getting some good results.
Still driving, 7 hoursish left.
Kolaim
>>752147356
What do you mean to ask?
>>752147147
I fucked up. Sorry Ram
>>752147386
Ehhh thats debatable. Mexicans also run other fast food places like burger king or mickey d's. Nigs are rare workers here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ-F4YDRGs0
>>752147562
Hello
Who is this?
>>752147633
Easily my favorite gif of yours
>>752147729
At least mexicans can cook
I'd be worried if I see a single indian working in fast food
Ul-Chan claim.
sup?
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752147297
Why so down?
>>752147478
It's a nice show, kind of a dark comedy hidden by a very cutesy style and colors
>>752147700
She's a goddess of the harvest right?
>>752147729
Ram?
>>752147478
Whats good?
>>752147822
Really?
>>752147879
Every time.
>>752147948
Yeah I dont want any smelly brown people handling my chicken either. Those fags dont wash their hands either. Well neither do mexicans or niggers
>>752148174
Because recently i've been feeling like im going nowhere with my life.
Before you ask, i'm not a neet, i have a job, it's because nothing else of importance has happened to me for a long time.
I wash my hands
>>752149037
Mex and nigs are FAR more cleaner than the filth that is indians
>>752148763
Your wife reminded me of Ram. Now shes reminding me of Nyu/Lucy.
>>752149293
Yeah at least they dont take a shit in the fucking streets like they do in India. You should see Brazil tho, filthiest place in the planet.
>>752147042
always
sorry fell asleep a moment
well anons....as I am sick and falling asleep in my chair I shall take my leave
good evening
I passed out annnnnd new thread. Nice
>>752149144
I can see why that'd be an issue, have you tried making something important happen?
It's a bit silly to go through life expecting it to come to you, right?
>>752148763
Not really a goddess, but in a sense, you are correct. She did have a harvest festival in her name
Never thought of that since I've never celebrated Thanksgiving
>>752149526
cute
goodnight
Kneesocks' Fried Surprise.
Open a pack of pizza pockets, heat them, eat them, and beat it.
The surprise is I can't cook
Hello everyone
Some normies just pissed me off again, god I hate them all so muck
>>752150467
oh good I wanted to say hello and adios before I headed out...still feeling shitty so going for a nap
night
>>752147799
That cover is creepy. But the song is chill it's making me want to lay down
>>752149803
I was considering start doing sports again instead of just alternating job and internet browsing every single day before i go insane.
After all, isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over expecting the results to change?
>>752150467
What happened anon?
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.31_[2017.10.08_15.35.24].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1511/739/1511739972658.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv snapshot 12.31 [2017.10.08 15.35.24]")
>>752150467
But Gassy-kun, I'm a normie awu~
>Kneesocks
>>752149438
Really now?
>>752149807
I thought she was a goddess? Weird.
>>752148809
Yes super cute smug sparkles
>>752148763
Playing Vidya at the moment. And you?
>>752150467
It starts with Valley Girls, then grows to an entire normie apocalypse
>>752150618
So they say, it can't hurt to try new things
Unless that new thing is innately harmful...
>>752150849
She's considered a deity because she was being worshiped as one.. and well does have some supernatural abilities.
>>752150467
Kill them all~
>>752150467
Story?
>>752151814
hi
>>752150934
I'm playing vidya too. What game?
I go to make one sandwich and get 6 (You) I'm flattered
>>752150592
Night night leg straps
>>752150618
Ow hello nep have we spoken before? think your waifu is great by the way
Oh nothing rely I just got in to an argument over economics with some one who has never learnt anything on economics but still wouldn't admit they were wrong (it was retailed to anime)
>>752151040
YES! SO MUCH YES!
>>752151431
Kneesocks ^_^ great to see you and your here so your not a normie
>>752151431
Agreed but How do we do it quickly I don't want them around any longer
>>752151701
I will coppy pasta what I gave to nep
Oh nothing rely I just got in to an argument over economics with some one who has never learnt anything on economics but still wouldn't admit they were wrong (it was retailed to anime)
>>752152927
But I am.
I'm a filthy dirty little normie
>Kneesocks
I go to make a sandwich and the only (You) I get is copypasta.
brb
>>752152927
I wasn't making a suggestion...
>>752153209
Here, I'll give you one so you feel slightly less terrible
>>752153114
normies don't post on 4chan unless there being paid to by correct the record, there all to afraid for some reason
>>752153209
Well here is one to brighten up your day when you get back fluffy
>>752153209
<3<3<3 I know the feeling. It happens a lot to me too
>Kneesocks™
>>752152476
hi friend
https://youtu.be/DAXXzBWA3IQ
>>752153461
Oh, ok... Maybe I'm not then. B-but I'm a functioning member of society!
Isn't that equal to normie?
>>752152606
Call of Pripyat
>>752153773
misery mod when
>>752153572
Cute
>>752153441
So you don't want to kill all normies? how disappointing
>>752153756
just cos you can work in society it don't mean your a normie
>>752154013
can you say anything else?
>>752154113
I can
>>752153978
Next playthrough perhaps
Just have Arsenal Overhaul for now
>>752154160
ok im waiting
>>752154073
I'm pretty sure society would collapse if we did that
>>752154277
same
>>752154531
ive lost interest bye
>>752154073
I am furiously jacking off to this as we speak
>>752154641
You never had mine
Lisa Lisa makes me happy
>>752154342
Cute
>>752152927
if you kill them they will die.
>>752153209
no, sorry you dont get to see the waifus before the rest of us.
-slices pears into a gluten free pie crust and adds seasoning as needed- ^-^
>>752155220
>if you kill them they will die.
chuckled
>>752154457
And I am a manipulative ass hole with people who would commit atrocities just on my say so, why do I need a society
>>752155220
Yes people die when they are killed
>>752154844
What to?
>>752155553
AYAYA!
>>752155704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>752155148
My dick just went overdrive
>>752155283
I wouldn't think pears would make a nice pie crust
>>752155441
Hmmmm, probably
It's either that or fester in your own madness, really
>>752156138
-tilts head at you...is filling, not crust-
I forgot what I was doing, I am sorry for leaving.
RAM claimed.
>>752156311
Those dubs won't save your squirrels.
>>752155704
>>752155826
h-hello friends
whoops forgot I had this open
claimed, I suppose
>>752156482
Heyo Ayaya. I think I met an Ayaya didn't I? Once or twice?
>>752156138
I'm not mad just realistic
>>752156411
Are you new or a heretic or maybe I'm just tired and don't remember the last time we spoke
>>752156311
You sentence structure needs work then, because that wasn't what you were conveying
>>752156411
Welcome back, Random Access Memory
Or maybe you're a truck?
Goat?
>>752156579
There's a difference between being a realist, and a "manipulative ass hole"
>>752156579
I am new to these threads, yes. Hello.
>>752156681
Nope none of the above. I am a maid. Hello.What should I call you?
>>752156568
you did, that is Umi right? from love live?
>>752156482
Hi Ayaya, how ya doin?
>>752156762
OHAYO!
>>752156681
>manipulating the asshole
>>752156992
Nice claim, good morning.
>>752156980
Yepyep, it is!
>>752156681
I reality that's what you got to be to succeed
>>752156762
Well in that case Hello I'm Yuno nice to meet you when did you start claiming?
>>752156992
Hello, I am doing excellent thanks, a bit tired, I'm writing an essay.
>>752157284
Umi is great but Maki is my favourite.
>>752157350
Maki is good too. I cosplayed her once, it was neat.
>>752156411
姉さま 姉さま
>>752156762
Anytime
I kid, Mediator will suffice, she doesn't exactly have a name to use
>>752157021
Thank you for that
>>752157306
No, not really
Sounds like you're just trying to justify being a terrible person
>>752157404
oh you are the Scottish one?
I think we have something in common
>>752156435
-doesn't think skwirls need saving. You didn't do anything to them, and stick his tongue out at you-
>>752156681
-is what was being put in crust-
>>752157529
Yep! Scottish Umi! Well I was born down south, but technicalities.
>>752157306
24hrs ago, how about you?
>>752157502
Remu Remu <3
It is morning here now and I am already tired.
>>752157518
Huh? Why does she not have a name?
>>752157803
I'm not, but I suspect the thing we share is not to be spoken about here.
>>752158001
Discord? Anya#9029
>>752157113
Thanks, and it's like 5 in the evening! ...which thinking about it, would normally be morning for me as well.
>>752157350
>Essays
Oh god, you poor soul.
-gasps! The Bronx zoo looks amazing! Is going there this spring- ^-^
>>752157529
ywn have something in common with Ayaya that will earn you that reaction
>>752157518
If If i am a terrible person why would i justify that? shorly if I were a terrible person I would not feel the need to justify myself to anyone?
>>752157999
>Trips
I think bout a year now, and it has been quite good fun
>>752157618
>slices pears into a gluten free pie crust
Kneads flower into pie crust
Slices pears and puts them into pie crust
See what I mean?
You're a verb short and your message was changed
>>752157999
She just doesn't, along with most characters in the series, she's nameless
She's only ever called by titles, really: Mediator, The Granddaughter, God, Your Majesty
>>752158442
If it's what I suspect it is, I'm not sure you'd want to share it.
>>752158416
i've been there once as a kid and they let the niggers roam free and you can interact with them, it's amazing
>>752158611
Ahoy brother!
>>752158622
-shakes head nu...flour is not gluten free!-
>>752158672
0.0 -offers you mango icecream-
>>752157999
Aww, do you have good coffee?
>>752158651
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>752158216
Yeah, but they have to get done so
>>752158442
maybe you do
>>752158651
just what do you suspect?
>>752158822
What?
>>752158836
You were the one who said that it's not to be shared here, so why not just tell me?
>>752158785
Remmu!
>>752158216
Oh my, oh my. You live toward the west, no? How could over sleep so far into the day?
>>752158611
I did not even notice those trips, thank you. Why Yuno if I may ask? And why not Akise? He is best girl.
>>752158622
What would you call her?
>>752158785
I do not. What would you recommend?
>>752158836
you know I don't
>>752158753
thanks for the ice cream
>didn't even know they still made mango flavor
>>752158611
Then what kind of person do you view yourself as?
>>752158753
That really wasn't the point...
>>752159057
Your Majesty, obviously
>>752159155
is that so?
>>752158836
Or do they?
>>752159057
West as it can get, yep.
I work night shift, so my sleep schedule normally has me sleeping all day and up all night. That'll hopefully be changing by the end of December.
>>752159055
Hello, Binbou!
>>752159057
Some Vietnamese brand, it's both srong and tasty
>>752159167
:<
-is not who I thought you were, but is glad you are enjoying it-
>>752159264
-is gluten free pai crust with pears in it. Is where filling goes- >.<
>>752159480
idkkmplz
>>752159715
n no
>>752159502
y-yes
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752159517
Hows things?
>>752159842
Canadians have thanksgiving in october?
>>752159944
Yes
>>752159965
Oh. How was yours?
>>752160016
Awful
But I saw my grandparents, which was the only good part of it
>>752160054
I didn't do anything on mine, but I did look up when thanksgiving was for Canada so that's why I asked
That's nice, did you have a nice time seeing them?
>>752157618
*violently, irreversibly kills every last one of your squirrels*
>>752160166
If the rest of my relatives weren't there, yes
The time they weren't there was good though. We went up the day before
>>752160198
-shakes head "nu" and picks you up, carrying you to the bathroom. Filthy kitties need flea baths-
>>752160224
Not a family person?
Did you do any activities?
>>752160398
Not at all
No
>>752160388
Hands off me you sperg.
*chops your hands off*
>>752158708
Hello brother I'm off to bed soon so it is good your here you can keep the yuno touch lit
>>752159057
Every Time I get asked this I come up notice another reason I love her but I guess today I will say I love he personality I love the fact she is psychotically loyal and the ways she is broken make me want to protect her more than anything
>>752159264
I guse that legs straps summed it up best I'm just some one who is comfortable with the darker side of humanity and know when it applies
>>752160442
I can't understand most of my family
Did you eat turkey?
>>752159264
That .gif made me smile, thank you.
>>752159502
Is it dangerous? Usually when someone is working nights they are up to no good.
>>752159517
No linking me the name or anything? I see how it is.
>>752160671
I can't understand people
A little bit, I try not to eat much
>>752160561
-closes the door behind him and sets you down on the toilet while tending to the bath water. Will not have itchy kitties running around the chat-
>>752160653
The yuno flame always burns! Have a good sleep brother
>>752160653
That seemed like an honest and pure answer. She got a lot of heat after that ax scene.
>>752160744
Get a duketionary
That's good, do you like bread rolls? They're my favorite
>>752160766
Don't you have an antisocial dog murderer to orbit?
>>752161051
-cannot find her and picks you up to dunk you in the tub- v.v
>>752160967
What would a Duketionary be anyway
What are bread rolls
tfw no holo n-night guys
>>752159860
A little tiring, you?
>>752160678
It's just a name ;-;
There's several different types of it
hello I love all of you <3
>>752153441
>>752153461
>>752153488
>>752155220
.
>>752159787
ok then
>>752161299
Something about you
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ouc3Ccfsfq
>>752161235
Why did you let her chest on you so much anyways?
Also you can't do any of that seeing as you have no hands.
What dog murderer?
>>752159569
Well I'm not sure I'm getting it, but ok
>>752160653
I don't know, it seems like a flawed ideology to me
Almost as flawed as your spelling...
>>752160678
Um, yeah, no problem
>>752161286
A book with Duketinitions
A roll of bread
playing a game atm
I hate when people take over an hour in the shower.
>>752161842
What would a Duketinition do for me?
A salad roll?
What game?
>>752161898
Don't be jealous of their comfort
>>752159787
Oh, well then good luck with that.
>>752160678
Nah, security. It;s the most boring job you'll ever work, ever. Everything about it is pointless and tedious.
>>752161299
-hugs you. Kitty-thing will be back tomorrow-
>>752161497
-has hands and begins scrubbing your head with the shampoo. No fleas for you- ^-^ -hopes she comes back and will look for her every day.-
>>752161964
I need to take one though.
>>752162181
That sounds like a (You) problem
>>752160812
Thank you night night
>>752160890
Hahaha witch one there were so many?
Any way I'm off to bed so you should chat with my brother Yuno claimer hes a nice guy but he can be a bit cocky
>>752161454
Aw no come back just as I have to leave ;_; well we will speak tomorrow fluffy see you soon
>>752161637
I'm dyslexic you should see what my spelling looks like without the spell checker
I am painfully bored...
>>752162351
Goodnight, sorry for the leave
>>752162728
Surely there's something to do, watch tv, exercise, wank or vidya
>>752162859
Hello Hitagi
-gets ready to leave for the night, but leaves mango ice cream and a jets jersey out for Ika.- <3
>>752163014
Hello Yuno! A bit early for you isnt it?
tonight calls for another doodle
>>752163232
I liek doodles. Do you ever still use the doodle room? Sorry for randomly bailing out earlier
>>752162351
I fear it would be impossible to decipher
>>752163202
Um, why not just call her?
Surely it'd be more efficient than waiting around here
>>752163231
>>752163318
Damnit, I'm off today
>>752163014
Yuno!
>>752161354
Feeling hot and tired myself.
>>752161937
Define a Duke
No this
League with some people
HE SHOOTS
>If trips get, every waifu must be handed over to me this very instant!
>>752163353
hmmmm no. but I should! Just a few minutes.
I'll set it up for a doodle.. just for old times' sake
