Loli Level 5:
Keep this thread alive until I get out of the shower and come chill with me IRL if you're in Denver edition
Posted in previous thread: >>752081474
OP here. I am kinda drunk and I need a shower. I'm going to go take one and put on my lolicon t shirt and black pajama bottoms and come back here.
Plz make lvl 5 if I'm not back by then and I can take over from there.
Also, if you're in the Denver area and can spare a hit of weed and or meth (I really only need one large hit of the former or a baby hit of the latter, no tolerance to either) hmu in this thread or the next one and probably the next one and lemme know
I got a place you can crash and fap to lolis
But try any shit and imma gouge your fuckin eyes out
But dont try any shit and were best friends for life
Yes, real offer. Hit me up, post picture of street signs you're at, and we'll chill.
Otherwise, please keep this thread alive for now so we can make this a marathon.
From last hread:
>>752086937
No way to know that, other than my word.
I'm in Parker, which is a pussy town that should calm you down, but the whole police department here is scared of me. One time they got a call that turned out it was a kid playing with a BB gun in Walmart, and their first thought was that it was me with a shotgun trying to commit a massacre started raiding my friends' houses in the middle of the night. Their parents liked me until then.
I was actually tripping acid in the woods at the time and not there for the raids, but did end up calling them from King Soopers yelling about how I'm coming for them.
They have a policy of coming 4-6 deep any time they get a call about me.
The FBI's JTTF has been at my house and watches my every move.
All the people here are scared of me too. The only people who will hang out with me here are teenagers whose brains haven't developed enough to realize I'm a lunatic.
I have to go to downtown Denver to find anybody who is actually insane/cool enough to chill with.
The worst people on 4chan already know who I am.
Long story short, I'm a legitimate lunatic, but I'm cool if you're cool to me.
Don't take my stuff, don't start fights, don't snitch, and we're cool. Do any of that and I literally make no guarantees you make it out alive.
You wouldn't be the first person in this town who died near me under mysterious circumstances.
I really am getting in shower now, brb fags
>>752086853
I appreciate your devotion in the loli thread
>>752087593
you are such a fucking faggot.
>>752087593
Come here and say that.
Everybody says that behind my back. Not one has ever said it to my face.
And that says everything.
>>752087593
Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..
>>752089327
>>752087593
My bad, am drunk.
Former was replying to the latter.
>>752089776
>https://hitomi.la/galleries/907031.html
>>752086750
>How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?
>>752090898
Lel
>>752090811
>https://hitomi.la/galleries/532671.html
>>752090439
Nice stripes
>>752091346
>>752087593
That's all it takes to be chill with you? Seems easy
>>752091368
>>752086853
Real hero hours
>If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining.
Yeah, I don't.
> Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
If you were worth anything, you wouldn't be posting about that on 4chan.
I'm betting you were handed that technology; you didn't develop it. You think you're bigger than me because your daddy bought you better toys.
I don't care about you. Whoever did... certain things, yeah, I'm going to find them, and I'm going to kill them, however big they are.
Most of you AREN'T smarter than me.
And some of you illuminati fags have said that you'd kill me, or whatever, but here I am...
Just wait until I get out of this. And if you wanna start shit before then, you better kill me, because I will get out, and I will fuck you.
You hunt predators... you Dexter-watching faggot; you take out the enslavers' trash for them using tech they gave you and think you're a badass.
Pfffft.
You couldn't do shit to me anyways. That's why I'm scary. That's why they're scared of me. I merited this attention because I was so likely to become a problem to them.
Like I said, if you're gonna start shit, you'd better finish shit very quick, or I will as soon as I escape. And I am escaping.
So shut the fuck up.
>>752092012
you're b8ing pasta m8
>>752091392
It is, but some people don't get that much. I really like to be left alone, but if someody's gonna come along and try to stick their hands in my cookie jar, yeah, I'm gonna cut those off.
>>752092448
>>752087541
sauce!
>>752092131
Even so, it's important I get this out on the table, for those who know what I'm talking about:
The people who did certain things, they're dead. I'm gonna kill them right in front of the police and get away with it. Unless they pay me back.
You fags will pay me one way or another. Compensation or blood...
Yeah, the O9A and the rest of those fags who "hunt predators" tried to restrain me and failed, then tried to recruit me and failed, then tried to kill me outright and failed, then tried to publicly humiliate me and succeeded, but I didn't really give a fuck, and now they're scratching their heads and trying to figure out what to do.
Cool, you bully pedophiles on the internets. 'Most every cop in the state knows my RL name, and I ain't even trying yet.
Suck my cock.
Fuck around and get killed.
>>752092357
So what you're saying is people aren't allowed to give you handjobs? Got it
>>752092555
trips of truth
>>752092524
>>752092551
shoujo ramune
>>752092555
What nexion?
>>752092577
I really wouldn't try it without asking first, if only because I'm a little jumpy.
Whoever tried to set me up with my mom that time, I do appreciate the gesture, really. I wish I'd have been paying enough attention to jump on that.
So, yeah, I mean... if you're cool with me, I'm cool with you. I'm not trying to start fights or nothing.
What I am saying is that if you start fights with me, I'll end you, and I'm not scared of anyone or anything, even after seeing some of the worst this planet has to offer.
I'm just tired of getting fucked with, and I really need to cut a bully's throat so people will stop trying to bully me. I kill one of them, I have a lot less to deal with after that.
more like this?
>>752092555
>>752092786
Ask Raymond, or maybe the Canadian clown. Theyre the only Niners I really have any shit with, and then they might've been framed.
The rest of them are fine. Myatt himself is a pretty cool guy. I'm just pissed off about... a thing or two that happened.
I do wanna point out that I don't know the situation in its entirety, so I'm sitting on my hands while I figure it out. I will attack the right people, or at least collect my debt from them, won't attack the wrong ones.
I agree with the ONA on a lot.
Did OP died in the shower?
>>752092827
Haha you sound pretty cool. I bet it'd be pretty fun to chill
>>752093328
>>752093051
I'm here.
>>752093349
>>752093374
>>752093353
how are you in colorado and no weed
>>752093390
>>752093412
>>752093443
>>752093133
Soss?
>>752093459
>>752092827
You've got me curious but I'm not in Denver.
Any crazy stories you want to share with some pedo anons?
>>752093500
>>752093490
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
>>752093720
Title?
>>752094083
Rape [Satsuki Itsuka]
>>752094083
what the fuck that arm
>>752086750
>How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?
>>752094263
kek
>>752092632
>shoujo ramune
Why do they always have to ruin hentai with censoring all the good bit >.>
>>752094796
You can thank western interference for that
Once again requesting link to the loli discord that's been posted on /b/ a few times before
>>752094906
Q_Q;
This needs fixing. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/
The least the orange moron can do for us, lets do it.
>>752095174
I don't think you want to attract his attention.
>>752086853
yo i have some hash
>>752090392
that was hot, thank you
I want to have sex with an 11 year old girl
>>752095709
careful, you might get banned by the mods for saying that. if you call a loli anything but a loli they'll assume you mean real 3D ones and ban you.
>>752087593
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752090439
thicc
New thread?
Bump
>>752096203
do it
>>752096516
New bread
>>752092827
God it must be hard being such a bad bou you fucking foggot
