Celeb thread
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Celeb thread
>>751904201
MEGAN
More top tier porn webms would be nice
>>751904201
Hey Miranda
i wont spam kesha this thread
>>751904353
>>751904353
Whats this guys name?
>>751904353
Dan "The Two Pump Chump" Schneider
>>751904426
Dan "get in the van and I'll use my hand to rub your clam and if you're a fighter I'll hold you tighter" Schneider
>>751904380
Nice of you
>>751904314
Well that's disappointing.
>>751904426
Dan "the Hymen divider" Schneider
>>751904504
:(
>>751904280
Dan "I hope she's not a biter" Schneider
How does porn have anything to do with celebs? I must have missed something.
>>751904201
Did you know she got hammered and gang fucked by an entire football team from the college she went to?
>>751904591
WOW fuck that girl is cute. More
>>751904426
Dan "I'll take your virginity and make you a celebrity" Schneider
>>751904658
What does Victoria Justice have to do with celebs? I must have missed something after her kiddie shows went off the air.
>>751904539
Didn´t mean to be rude, sorry
"Dirty" Dan " The man with the plan to get her in the van.
>>751904426
>>751904452
>>751904496
>>751904525
>>751904599
>>751904673
Is he really that bad?
>>751904396
>dat creepy smile
>dat tears
Miranda #metoo when? How much coke and money is Dan giving her to keep her quiet about the abuse?
Dan "Thick as a beer can" Schneider
Dan "Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed." Schneider
>>751904663
Proof. Now.
>>751904829
the football team was all black..
>>751904201
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
Dan "Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand? I can tell you're fan. I am a legend on 4chan. Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan." Schneider
>>751904844
That's racist
>>751904727
not rude
just sad you dont like my waifu
>>751904743
Dan "Forget me not, you little thot" Schneider
Dan "Rough rider. Large hardon collider. Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter. If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider
>>751904670
Love the Munn pics
>>751904870
I'd watch that
>>751904743
Nah m8, it's just an ongoing joke. Dan is a cool guy who just likes to surround himself with underage girls and massage their feet at every possible moment.
Beer Can Dan Danny Diapers "Ass Man" Scneider
Dan "gonna get v&ed" Schneider
>>751904884
I just don´t like spam
>>751904884
We like Ariana.
>>751904945
Love the webms. Her and the girl from last thread are sexy as fuck. They should sign my Munnfu up.
Dan Danny Daycare Spread 'em Dan Candy Man Dan Family Man Dan "Big Daddy" Dan "Deepthroat" Dan The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan Schneider Open Wider Schneider Schneider The Butcher "Bend Over" Schneider Diaper Viper Schneider "Foot Soldier" Schneider Dan "The Man" Schneider Dan "The Biter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider
>>751905027
>we
no
>>751905027
Keep fantasizing while I keep ramming her
>>751905061
When I say "like" I'm obviously referring to her body.
>>751904989
So he's a /b/ro
>>751905139
>her body
She's flat as a board on both sides. No.
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider Dan "The Initiator" Schneider Dan "The Plunger" Schneider Dan "The Bladder" Schneider Dan "The Seducer" Schneider Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider Dan "The Collector" Schneider "No Lube Required" Schneider Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
>>751905192
It goes like so:
Roberts > Stone > That OTHER emma....
>>751904844
greentext it, for science...
"Kids shows"
>>751905246
Couldn't have said it better.
Where does Victoria fit in all of this? She's good too.
>>751905345
>>751905030
Thanks
I would fap hard to that
>>751905352
who would you rather just going by this pic?
>>751904201
She has still a perfect skin. I'm so jelly of the lucky chads who railed her with that cute costume on at Halloween.
>>751905345
Your welcome
>>751905345
I miss cute Ari
>>751905379
Fuck what a great scene. Munn is half Chinese so you know her pussy is tight.
>>751905367
Best Victorias?
Justice > Beckham > ???
>>751905468
Dan killed it years ago ;_;
>>751905455
Feeeeet
>>751905488
I meant amongst the Emmas.
I don't imagine you like her more than Emma Roberts, but what about Stone and the other one?
>>751905499
He can't keep getting away with it ;_;
>>751904844
BBC bukkake is the best bukkake.
>>751905608
BLACKED
>>751904353
>>751904396
>>751904932
>>751904993
>>751905179
>>751905431
I never realized how creepy this guy is, but looking at him with all these girls makes me sick. Slightly jealous, but sick
>>751905608
TAYLOR SWIFT-BLACKEDRAW
>>751905568
omg
>>751905577
Roberts > Vic Jusitice > Stone > trollop emma
>>751905582
If I go down, so does your career, bitch
>>751905485
Definitely
I'll be on the lookout for more vids to webm.
For now i'm just going to cum to Munn and go to bed :)
>>751905715
Same here. Looking forward to your new webms. :)
>>751905608
I love Tay!
>>751905676
Good ranking, I used to like Roberts more than Victoria but lately Vicky has been pulling ahead.
Taylor > Victoria > Emma Roberts
The best triumvirate.
>>751904201
wonder who is behind tt
>>751905689
Don't touch her you pervert
>>751905805
>Taylor?
Ugly /b/ trap queen? For real? Are you serious or trolling?
>>751905867
but anon....
>>751905826
>friendly reminder Dan Schneider defiled all your waifus in their prime, /b/ waifufags
just deal with it and move on, faggots
>>751905867
Taylor is lanky and awkward but can be very powerful on stage. I like her a lot, very pretty and sweet.
Why don't you like her besides claiming she's a trap?
>>751905834
>>751905922
I want to choke on Tay Tay's cock ;__:
>>751905925
not mine
a different guy defliled mine :(
>>751905922
>notits.jpg
I know this is a ongoing joke here, but she really looks like a trap. Poor girl.
Dan "move over, Harvey, this is my turf" Schneider
>>751905925
Bullshit!!! Miranda is pure!!!
Dan put his junk in my mouth like this
>>751905963
Yummy feets mmmmmm... . M-maybe I fap for my queen
>>751905246
stone > roberts > other emma
>>751905925
It's just rumors
>>751905816
No panties? Jesus, Dan, did you fucked Icarly so young?
>>751906068
i've came to this one a few times
i want her to break my heart
>>751906047
Purely destroyed by the Schneider collider
>>751906101
poor innocent
>>751906113
*unzips pants*
Sexy paaaaaaaaale feets
I can't control this urge my queeeeeeeeeeen
>>751906116
Prove it, retarded. Miranda is pure!!
>>751906008
who wins if kendell and taytay fight to the death?
>>751906202
who tf did her eye makeup?
>>751904201
Ooh Witchy Woman see how high she flies.
>>751906219
Who's this GIS shows weird language results
>>751904396
>big smile
>eyes watery
>tissue in hand
Dan must've said a really funny joke. Such a swell guy
>>751906211
We do.
>>751906219
I'd get her pregnant and be loving right up until it was too late for her to get an abortion, then suddenly I would become distant and dodgy and only show up when she called me crying, she would become dependent on me and hope that I don't leave her a single mother.
>>751906116
fucking kek
>>751906211
Kendall of course
>>751906361
Does best Emma want a cummy on her tummy?
>>751904844
Blown away by THAT proof
>>751904844
There is an image for it find it and post it dude
>>751906341
i'd make her abort it
>>751905748
More
>>751906008
who is the one on the right?
>>751906382
>>751906457
hnnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>751906361
>Cropping the picture above where it shows her jeans still around her legs.
There no rhyme or reason to anything anymore.
breeding whore
>>751906484
Oh god those pale thighs im gonna burst really soon
>>751906372
but.... my taytay
i'd be heartbroken fapping to kendell snuffing her
>>751906491
>>751906509
>>751906482
Karlie Kloss
>>751906440
go on
>>751906551
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
More feets pls
>>751906457
I would keep getting her pregnant over and over again just so I can enjoy her womanly glow, lactating tits and her cute waddling around the house. I would throw the babies in the dumpster.
>>751906560
Tay would literally snap Kendall's neck between her legs and that would be the end of it.
>>751906600
Google ffs I'm busy
>>751906642
hnnnnnnnnngh
>>751906638
You are so lazy, /b/ lol
>>751906699
Fyi I'm fapping you lazy troll
You brought it up now back up your claim with the evidence
>>751906632
fuck that'd be hot af
Kendell begging Taytay for mercy and then tay denying it
think kendell would piss herself?
>>751906587
Thats sum prime breeding cow material
>>751906599
>Karlie Kloss
thx
>>751906754
Almost ready to cum
>>751906675
>>751906779
>>751906783
>>751906815
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>751906736
She would when her brain dead body began to spasm from lack of oxygen, TayTay squeezing her neck like a nutcracker.
>>751906845
>>751906846
Half way through a thread and you start posting her.
Why? GTFO
>>751906841
>>751906863
fuck that's hot
i would fap to that for the rest of my life
>>751906864
Feets feets feets
>>751906906
>>751904426
Scott Freeman
>>751904201
Hi, Dan!
>>751906864
>Free Emma.
Today was a good day.
>>751906899
How would you feel about Tay after having her watched her kill another woman like that? Would you see her as less feminine, would you be scared of her?
>>751906929
More?
>>751906874
Would (let her abuse me domestically)
>>751907028
at that point she would pretty much be a deity
like i would commit suicide for her
>>751907219
Id do anything just to lick taytay armpits
>>751907194
*Throws frying pan at you.*
>>751907219
Yas Queen, slay.
>>751907264
Me on the right
>>751907331
ive done roleplay as her and written fiction of her fighting other celeb babes to the death
>>751907334
Love that one
>>751907393
TOP LOL
>>751907441
Most photographed woman of our generation?
Seriously I always feel like I've seen it all of her and then 5-10 new pictures pop up.
Not complaining, just sayin.
>>751907424
I'd rather it not be to the death myself, her and Emma Roberts wrestling would be the sexiest thing ever.
I still think Tay would win, but instead of being dead she'd wrestle Emma to the ground with her hands above her head and kiss.
>>751907542
Possibly
She's very photogenic
>>751906742
I know right,she was made for breeding
>>751907870
An ass I'd eat a 4 course meal out of
>>751904496
wow, dat rhymes anon.
>>751907902
And wearing as a blanket.
>>751907913
>>751907928
I really REALLY like this cute little lady.
>only 30 posters
celeb threads are so shitty. always the same waifufags sameposting. sad.
>>751906202
who is she again? i recognize her face.
>>751908244
Taylor momsen
>>751907786
is she going for the 'old woman desperately clinging to youth' look?
>>751908193
Hanna Hays, Blacked Raw
>>751907542
I find her attractive in that dress
>>751907542
rat face
