Let's have a classic /b/ thread
Go to https://www.adoptuskids.org/meet-the-children/search-for-children/search and find the right child for you, or make fun of the ngors
>>751734874
Can I adopt this one?
>>751735129
Mods mods mods
>>751734874
Why are you trying to make fun of orphans? Get the fuck outta here you piece of shit
Found my loli
>>751735592
Here's a great idea. Let's have a son and name him Courtney and then put him up for adoption
>>751735592
10/10 would adopt
>>751737030
Thanx for the nightmares
>>751734874
Fuck op. Let me be the 50 person to ask you what went wrong in your life
>>751736450
Nigger logic
>>751734874
is it me, or the kids have gotten uglier
>>751737030
average texan right there
>>751737803
Who hurt you anon? Getting tired of being bullied by a Texan?
These threads make me feel bad. Guess I'm not classic /b/ enough.
>>751737862
dem jimmies
>>751734874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqfjT3S_mpE
>>751737933
The world is a shitty place anon. The only way to make it better is by having a few laughs along the way.
>Kindsey's favorite foods include spaghetti and Asian noodles. She likes to listen to alternative music. Kindsey enjoys art, drawing and anime characters. She hopes to become a tattoo artist one day. Her hobbies include reading, shopping, doing crafts and looking up funny memes online.
Found my waifu
>>751738437
>>751738144
I feel bad. She needs a home. I don't know what caused her to be orphaned but she needs a family.
>Kiera a lovely young woman of 14 that is so wanting her forever family. Kiera likes being active, running, playing volleyball etc. She enjoys socializing with friends, going for walks, playing guitar, and hanging out with pets. Kiera also enjoys reading, and enjoys baking and eating treats. She uses cleaning as a stress release. She has been into boy bands and teen idols such as the vampire thing, but also at times rejects such ideas as dumb. Kiera will need a positive male role models.
I can be that positive male role model that she needs
This kid looks like the next school shooter
>>751739952
>>751740000
>I will fuck your mom while you watch
>hobbies include lampshade making and taxidermy
Also quads
I need to ride this sha'morree. It's the best ride in the playground
>>751734874
>nigor
Hahaha
>>751740000
>>I will fuck your mom while you watch
>>hobbies include lampshade making and taxidermy
Also I have 9000 accounts on Breitbart. 12000 on Stormfront. You will have to have internet
>>751738475
She's adorable. 10/10 would adopt just to fuck
>>751742275
She's 14 for fuck sake
>>751737030
Who in their right mind would adopt it?
>>751742345
Even more reason to get her, while she's still in her prime
>>751742345
Even better. Old pussy is disgusting
>>751742450
>>751742598
Fucking pedos, kill yourselves
>>751740000
This kid yes
Can I adopt as a single male?
>>751736450
>>751737496
Google a boy named Sue
>>751737030
adopt and kill with fire
Seriously how do Adoption Agencies filter out pedo freaks who just want to adopt them for sexual abuse?
>>751742786
This one also works <3
>>751742957
A background check. Not much more you can do
>>751742957
they check the Clinton Foundations approved adopter list, to keep the kids safe.
>>751743050
Whoa, wtf did you do to Hillary and Bill’s face.
Also, why leave Chelsea unedited?
>>751737030
that's some scoliosis right there
>Even though Yadi prefers a single-female parent, she would do best with two patient and experienced parents who have a strong support network.
Sounds like someone already gave her the pipe
Kill it with fire before it lays eggs
>>751735592
The best one so far
Seriously why is this thread still up? Mods need to delete this pedo thread
>>751735258
Thats not illegal you faggot get the fuck out of here
>>751744432
>>751735592
>race: azn/white/spic/talamoana/miscellaneous
Anybody have webms of that particular gangbang?
>>751744432
that should be in a cage
>>751735592
Why didnt she just mark mixed, isnt that what it is there for? Fuckin retard
>>751735129
I think i found the love of my life, Jacksonville, TN here. Gonna tell my parents to adopt her. Shit would be cash.
>>751744748
>that should be in a cage
All niggers should
>>751745033
Damn son
>>751744432
>Mfw it is a female
>>751744432
Hey Hey Hey
>>751744221
if you don't like this thread why don't you leave it? by sticking around and commenting on how bad it is you just make yourself sound like a retarded child. you should get fucked in the anus real hard.
>>751745299
Sage goes in all fields
>>751745796
holy fuck, I didn't realize
>>751745106
>filename
Top kek
>>751745106
dat face
>>751745766
It's called freedom of speech you commie bitch. Fuck your nigger faggot bullshit.
>>751745971
freedom of speach applies to what I've said as well. congrat's, now we're in a stalemate
>>751742957
>>751743043
false. they would never allow a single male to adopt. that filters out 99% of pedos
>>751745971
also, freedom of speach applies to this thread as well. the anons here are allowed to post their stuff.
>>751745971
sure kid
Jackpot
>>751746436
"Wants to give the best of herself"
>>751746436
looks like a fuckin man
>>751746436
dang
>>751746160
>freedom of speach
real 'murican
>>751746605
that moralfag just gave up. beated with his/her own weapons :D
>Peggy loves to eat vegetables such as broccoli, cheese, squash, and zucchini
Didn't know cheese was a vegetable...
>>751746766
if that's true Cows are plants
dam id lock this one up in my basement
>>751747074
>>751747337
my god its a /brother
>>751746766
Cheese is a fruit
Oh my god
>>751739524
What kind of animal is that
>>751747848
>trauma history
Sloppy seconds doesn't sound so bad
>>751737030
>>751747920
Damaged goods, but ok
>>751735431
newfag detected
>>751737030
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...
Your new Messiah
>>751748376
kekaroni
>>751745971
Gay
tfw you hit the just the right spot and don't stop
So what are the laws on adopting lolis?
>>751739524
>I think my dog has autism
>very willing to please people
>>751749189
dat crackhead look
>>751737030
what the hell
I'm fapping to orphans... I think this is the lowest I've gone
>>751749655
that's okay, you still have a long way to go
>>751749655
>>751749838
They could be dead orphans instead
Jackpot
I feel nothing but sympathy for these kids.
Never experiencing the simple joys that a lot of you faggots take for granted - like supportive parents, a place to call home or A life that's not transient.
No one asked to be born into a fucked up situation- be it physical, mental or social.
You can pretend to be edgy all you want but unless you're a sociopath there is a very real part of you that has empathy for a child who didn't ask for this lot in life.
>>751750182
with a huge whut tho ?
u guys are sick fucks.
these poor kids have been dealt a rough hand in life. all of you need to be ashamed of yourselves.
Hey
>>751750227
>>751750336
>>751750434
this is the cancer that ruins the internet
>>751750227
truth. It hurts me to see kids go through awful shit. Parents and people in general can be so terrible. These innocent kids don't deserve to be hit all the time, or raped, or otherwise abused. I lose a little more faith in humanity every time I see shit like that. Poor babies-- they really don't understand what's going on-- all they know is pain/fear from the person/people they are supposed to depend on and trust the most, their parents
>>751750227
>>751750282
fucking degenerate moralfags who shit on everything that doesn't fit in their rose-tinted world they live in
>>751740115
keks
>Lotion is a plus
>>751750584
You're the actual cancer. Off urself.
>>751750821
I may be a fucking degenerate but no fucker calls me moral, what exactly was 'moral' about my post ?
>>751750282
>>751744221
fuck you!
It's all for the lulz
>>751738515
and more grateful than a kid any day
>>751735129
>>751735592
>>751739384
>>751742450
>>751742598
>>751742786
>>751742994
>>751743329
>>751745299
Do people actually adopt just to pursue a sexual/romantic relationship with the child?
The age of consent is a big debate right now, and some anons have made the argument that marrying/dating a young girl is ideal because they could guide them through their adolescence and allow the bond between two people grow. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual right off the bat, but this way you can help to ensure the soon to be woman won't become a roastie.
Thoughts?
>>751750968
sry, wrong number, I meant >>751750336
This thread made me lose a little bit more faith in humanity. Seriously, these are fucking children! They already had their hardships in their life and all you sick fucks think about is adopting them so you can fuck them. That's really going to mess with their heads as they get older. Do us all a favor and kill yourselves already
>>751751417
hey Idiot
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
quote from the /b/ catalog
if you take this shit seriously then you're just dumb
>>751751417
Cry me a river while I shoot my load to these girls
>>751751304
ah that's cool. most moralfags are shitposting trolls
>>751751562
*>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>751750821
You don't know suffering unless it affects you in some minimal way. Lose your Wi-Fi for 10 mins and your pathetic life is over.
These kids lost just about everything and some were prey for some moral degenerate who unsympathetically pounced on their innocence.
Fucking pathetic narcissist. So fucking selfish that you can let go of dick long enough to relate to others.
>>751751417
They will never find out. Except Raymond, he's probably watching this thread right now.
>>751747337
>>751751595
wait, you srs? they're trolls? next level trolling????
>>751751689
>Omae Wa Mou Trolldeiru
>>751750794
but there are the kids who aren't on the adoption site because their parent(s)/guardian decided to delivery a death sentence. just pure evil...
>>751740545
his name sounds like he sells moonsugar and skooma
>>751751612
what do you mean with selfish? and no I'm not lost without wi-fi, I'm not that kind of degenerate fuckhead
>>751751689
I know right, it's a shocker. welcome to /b/ enjoy your time here
>>751748413
Sides gone
Well done /b/ro
>>751751257
Thoughts? My thoughts are that you should try to be a normal human being, and not a disgusting sack of shit.
>>751751802
holy fuck, true next gen trolling, actually genius, if only it was true
>>751751916
What is normal?
>>751751960
>MULTI TRACK TROLLING
>>751752038
fucking lost it lmfao
>>751745865
>this is what a feminist looks like
My side's are gone
>>751751916
What is disgusting about giving somebody a nourishing and supportive life, with the chance of real love blossoming out of that relationship?
>>751750227
If it makes you feel any better, if I ever adopted a child, I would have a consensual romantic and sexual relationship with them once they turned of age.
I wonder why orphans can't eat in Family owned restaurants
>>751734874
DAS GOOD ESHOP
WHERE THE BUY BUTTON BE
>>751752229
how about you actually adopting one of those kids? as long as you just shout at us being the loss of humanity you are no different from us
>>751750182
shawna lenee daughter? XD
brb, gtg eat
>>751752380
I think you got the wrong guy, fella. I'm >>751751257
>>751745865
Sister?
I think I found dewy from Malcolm in the Middle haha
>>751752515
oh sry, misunderstood you there
>>751751834
The fact that you can't understand that looking beyond yourself and your needs to empathize with the suffering of children is pure selfishness says an awful lot about you.
If you can stop beating off long enough to catch your breath, I dare you to read this and then return to this thread:
www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-palmdale-boy-20171021-story,amp.html
Maybe then you can see that speaking up for kids (especially abused or developmentally disabled orphans) doesn't make anyone a moralfag. It's basic humanity.
>>751739384
>Uses cleaning as stress relief
Sold.
I'm literally speechless
>>751752681
While were talking, however, what are your thoughts on my post?
I think it would be extremely taboo marrying/dating someone you adopted, but if real love ended up blossoming out of the relationship, what's the harm?
I believe Woody Allen married his adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn and they seem pretty happy together.
>>751752462
I knew her as Kara minor.... I see she's done a lot more scenes since I last fapped to her. Thanks anon
>>751747111
he must have seen some shit
>>751752889
Their parents didn't have enough intallect or knolledge
>>751752889
This has to be b8!
>>751752889
Gah, what the fuck is that?
>>751753212
https://adoptuskids.org/_app/child/ChildViewNoBanner.aspx?id=54836&sid=5
They exist
>>751752933
usually children are adopted, I don't know if a wife can be 'adopted'
but as long as they don't shove it in my face and just exist on their own I don't care
>>751752933
I don't think that it can be true love. She is totally dependent on you from the start. True love involves a level of equality that would be absent in this scenario.
The door has to swing both ways if there is true love. Both people are in the relationship because they want to be there not because one owes the other person everything and is obligated to stay.
Plus people change and resentment will grow as she becomes independent and creates a life for herself. What you're describing is a nightmare in the making.
>>751752685
I don't 'need' to emphathize with anyone, there's no law that says it, moralfag.
>>751752889
Some parents just gave their children unsuitable names
>>751752685
I don't think I will be able to explain all of the thoughts in just an on-going 4chan thread. the thoughts where I come from go a lot deeper than you might think. philosophically, I mean.
>>751752650
Sorry forgot the picture my bad, but think I found Dewey from Malcom in the Middle
>>751752685
if I had to explain to you why I think you're wrong I'd have to write a long essay
>>751750794
This
>>751752685
>looking beyond yourself and your needs to empathize with the suffering of children is pure selfishness
wot? you contradict youself, Idiot
>>751753538
Fucking moron.
I said that not being capable of looking beyond your own needs makes you selfish.
Honestly, have you no life experience? Do you actually have a life beyond your computer?
It makes sense if you've never had a meaningful relationship with peers or family.
Again my point is that caring for the well-being of a child does not make anyone a moralfag. Pretending to be edgy on the net, is at best pathetic, and at worst a signal that your on the path towards degeneracy.
>>751753333
Noice!
>>751750434
Found the neckbeard who missed out on teenage sex.
>>751754081
you didn't say 'not looking ...', the 'not' wasn't there
oh well
>>751754049
Damn phone keyboard
Meant to type: NOT looking beyond yourself and your needs IN ORDER to empathize with the suffering of children is pure selfishness
WILL PROOFREAD IN THE FUTURE
Came to laugh, but it's all just feels.
>>751754081
>caring for the well-being of a child does not make anyone a moralfag
yes it does, have you ever heard about arthur schoppenhauer? he's the one who explained the ethics of pity in detail, moron. go read some philosophy
>>751752889
Knolly looks like a black version of that retard from game of thrones.
>>751754337
right?
>>751754211
You are correct.
I have to be more careful when typing on my phone
>>751739145
17 and still up for adoption?
what she turns 18 and then it's over or something?
>>751754684
Yes.
>>751754337
ye man, this shit is too sad for me tbh.
>>751754494
Of course I have.
Just because a philosopher wrote it doesn't mean you have to accept it as fact. Learn to think for yourself- assuming that you are indeed capable of independent thought.
>>751754684
Basically yes, ideally they've lined up a job and can live on their own in some terrible conditions, but most of the time even the educated foster children will be homeless for a while.
Holly shit a thread that doesn't suck balls on /b/
Well done
>>751752889
>be welfare whore nigger bitch
>oh shit, i got a gr8 idea, we name da kids "intalict and nowlidge" aint no fukkn way these kids aint gon grow up to be rich like steve gates, den we dont gotta be workin (collecting welfare) anotha day in our lives
>12 years later
>o shit white boi, you tellin me dese kids is retarded? fukk, best be droppin dem off at da salvation army, fukkin no good hoodlums
This thread always gives me feels
teh newfaggotry is strong in this thread.
>>751755131
Yup.
Homeless and many eventually develop a habit or mental health issues develop (parents often had issues and the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree). Many resort to crime to feed their habit or to survive. Others turn to vice (sex industry) to make ends meet. Eventually someone else preys on them or their lifestyle catches up to them. Some may even have kids of their own and the cycle repeats.
Wtf are all these names ?
I allways thought burgers are named Joe, John, Rachel, Stacie, Kevin etc.
>>751754684
If you're actually interested:
http://family.findlaw.com/foster-care/aging-out-of-foster-care.html
If not, to sum up, no, they'll receive assistance up until 21, but they will no longer be up for adoption.
>>751740000
chkd
>>751755668
right, so many cute faces, so many sad stories, i can't even take care of myself, but would love to adopt a kid, fuck being attracted, i just want to see them happy.
Please for the love of god adopt these 20 poor, starving, suffering foster children into a loving family..... oh wait, you're white and of european ancestry? yeah fuck off bro, these kids would rather suffer and starve. Fucking white people, smdh
>>751755710
>Infectious
Ebola warning
>>751755983
Been seriously considering adopting a kid since finding out my wife is sterile. My main concern is that I don't know if I could love a kid that wasn't made out of my own DNA
>>751743329
HOLT FUCK I LIVE THERE
Classic repost
>>751734874
Thats lil yachty
>>751756546
10/10 would adopt and gently remind her that there are no sexual boundaries
>>751756329
This doesn't sound very good, but i will bite. Adopt one that looks like you
>>751756546
sounds legit
>>751756546
This can't be real... I feel bad for her if it is. Poor child
>>751756546
This almost seems like FBI pedo bait
>>751751816
thanks for the kek
>>751755017
you bloody idiot contradict yourself (kinda)
>ust because a philosopher wrote it doesn't mean you have to accept it as fact
but that's what you are doing.
>not being capable of looking beyond your own needs makes you selfish.
you said that yourself
Why the fuck are there so many kids named Destiny? I saw one named written as Destini.
>>751756972
forgot to delete "named"
>>751751816
He's only 4 though. You could still just give him a real name
>>751750821
Degenerate and moral are kind of an oxymoron
All these retarded kids tho.
I could handle raising a kid with a physical disability, but not a fucking jelly brain.
>>751756329
Loving them is very rarely the issue, unless you adopt from a very young age, foster children will have a lot of problems that can't be dealt with easily.
>>751757193
ehh... sure? context??
>>751757299
Did you just assume xir gender?
>>751757335
We'd adopt a baby for sure, not a kid that's already half grown.
>>751757299
>bright smile
>adrieonna
pick one
Is browsing 4chan an automatic disqualification from adopting a child?
>>751755983
Thought I was kind of a degenerate, but all I want to do is hug the cute ones and save them.
I still feel nothing towards the ugly ones, but it's something.
>>751757618
This is natural instinct. Humans are social animals, and social animals work together to ensure the survival of their species, but they still only want the good genetics to survive.
>>751757457
Then your only problems will be usual parent problems. A lot of the time it's tiring.
>>751757193
>>751755017
anyhow, moralfagouette, it was a pleasure to dispute with you, let's go now, grab a beer, and go to sleep coz I have school tomorrow. goodnight
>>751756546
How many of these are we allowed to adopt at a time?
>>751745106
>filename
made my day
>>751759409
Why can't niggers give their kids normal names?
>>751759823
>Dre'Qwoine
How do you even pronounce that? Kwoin? Kwang?
>>751760047
WE WUZ QWOINES
>>751738475
The only acceptable one to adopt/impregnate
This thread should be taken down. What the fuck is wrong with you sick people? These are fucking children, not sex objects
>>751760047
Kwan maybe?
>>751737030
I hate when potato's stare back at you..
nigger names
>>751739384
>uses cleaning as a stress relief
Good. You can start in the kitchen
>>751750227
I never had good parents either. Fuck off.
>>751737030
Woahh Vicky
lad
>>751740545
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's sha'morree.
>>751757057
Looks like a balloon
>>751761487
Wheredoyouthinkyouare?
>>751740000
You should post that one on /pol/
>>751748413
Obamas Son.
>>751750227
what if i told you that people that post fucked up shit tend to not have such a nice history as you think?
>>751736450
Muh dik!
>>751747494
CHEESE PIZZA?! MODS!
>>751750336
This is /b/, what were you expecting?
>>751752380
I don't think putting a real kind in the hands of the degenerates ITT would be a good idea.
Came here for the lulz and a quick fap but now all I have are feelz
>>751767345
Faggot
>>751751417
> Seriously, these are fucking children!
Not yet, they aren't.
I see future stars in this thread
>>751768913
Dammit Dan, hold her tighter she's a fighter, Schneider get outta here
>>751760047
Niggers LOVE Q's...but dey be HATIN U's
tfw it would be legal for me to bone the girls who are 15+
>>751768913
Top kek
>>751751816
Hardest I've laughed in the while.
