Greatest celeb thread
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Greatest celeb thread
>>751731162
>>751712681
and I hate ugly people losers and they bother me ugly way every single second cause loving dat every of my poops and is short and ugly and there gross and disgusting and I hate my life that is trapped by the ugly people losers that outnumber everybody and lie to the rest of the people ugly way so ugly people losers don't have to be lame and try to be better then people ugly way cause they smell like shit and short and hold onto me ugly way and there gay to me ugly way and smell like shit and is gay and can't do anything and is short and smell like shit and is gay to me ugly way and there everywhere and is a short poop and a ugly tyrant that is short and everywhere and there a fucken disgusting short person like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers I really feel sorry for everyone that has to be around them luckily they don't know ugly people losers is disgusting and try to be better then people ugly way and outnumber everybody like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers that outnumber everybody
>>751731761
love that woman
>>Cameron Diaz
>>Anne Hathaway
>>Naomie Harris
>>Felicity Jones
>>Amanda Seyfried
>>Rose McGowan
>>Sienna Miller
>>Sharon Stone
>>Lindsay Lohan
>>Demi Moore
>>Vivica Fox
>>Catherine ZetaJones
>>Renée Zellweger
>>Julia Roberts
>>Naomi watts
>>Kate Hudson
>>Lucy Liu
>>Emma Thompson
>>Penélope Cruz
>>Alicia Keys
>>Michelle Williams
>>Julianne Moore
>>January Jones
>>Emmy Rossum
>>Diane Kruger
>>Jaime King
>>Este Haim
>>Gwen Stefani
>>Nicole Kidman
>>Uma Thurman
>>Sarah Jessica Parker
>>Marion Cotillard
>>Kate Beckinsale
>>Jennifer Lawrence
>>Rosario Dawson
>>Helena Bonham Carter
>>Heidi Klum
>>Rooney Mara
>>Jennifer Garner
>>Olivia Wilde
>>Busy Phillips
>>Kristen Wiig
>>Ashley Judd
>>Cara Delivigne
Man imagine how awful Emma must have felt with that tub of lard Harvey fucking her.
His hot rancid breath inches from her face.
His numerous fat rolls rubbing against her bare stomach and her sensitive nipples, chafing her soft delicate skin.
His thick dick pumping into her tight vagina, not caring about her enjoyment just thumping away at her insides.
Her face grimaces in pain as his dick throbs inside of her as he goes deeper and deeper.
The disgusting smelly sweat off of his body falls onto her skin, smearing her with a stench that her body has never been used to. Her body now has a disgusting sheen of her own sweat and his and she cant tell where his odor begins and her's ends.
Then without warning she feels it, he starts to orgasm.
And she desperately tries her best to wriggle free before he can finish weakly pummeling his fat meaty chest and man boobs with her tiny arms.
But she's not strong enough...
He pumps her full of disgusting thick semen, accompanied by a groan that sounds like a hybrid between a strangled pig and a retarded whale.
Weinstein collapses on top of her for a moment, his full weight stifling her and almost destroying her delicate rib cage.
Emma starts to cry, the pain from this 300 lb man on top of her and the thought of his thick semen in her vagina have driven her to to tears.
Then he rolls off of her and starts to pull up his pants over his lopsided fupa.
"See hon, not so hard was it? I'll tell them to give you the role. You're gonna be an even bigger star than you already are."
Emma turns away from him and buries her face into a sweat stained pillow, his cum slowly leaking out of her vagina as she lies there.
She hears the hotel room door open and then close and she knows that he is finally gone but his stench... his smell lingers onto her skin, inside of her vagina, and in her mind.
A disgusting permanent reminder of what had been done to her.
>>751731162
and I hate ugly people losers and they bother me ugly way every single second cause loving dat every of my poops and is short and ugly and there gross and disgusting and I hate my life that is trapped by the ugly people losers that outnumber everybody and lie to the rest of the people ugly way so ugly people losers don't have to be lame and try to be better then people ugly way cause they smell like shit and short and hold onto me ugly way and there gay to me ugly way and smell like shit and is gay and can't do anything and is short and smell like shit and is gay to me ugly way and there everywhere and is a short poop and a ugly tyrant that is short and everywhere and there a fucken disgusting short person like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers I really feel sorry for everyone that has to be around them luckily they don't know ugly people losers is disgusting and try to be better then people ugly way and outnumber everybody like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers that outnumber everybody
>>751732039
Me too
britney spers
Who the fuck finds Kardashian hot? Like wtf man, respect yourself.
>>751733096
Second this. Maybe when she was 18...
>>751733555
Yep 18 to maybe 20. She is nasty af now
>>751731162
Good god, that woman has magnificent tits.
I wish "You have marvelous tits" was a greeting card you could send someone and it not be weird.
>>751733966
Don't pretend you ever get the chance to greet women in any way at all
>>751734426
Don't you think it would be a cute greeting card?
>>751731162
Who is this?
>>751734594
Alison Brie
>>751732687
Still hoping for wins..
>>751731515
What's her name again?
Is this considered fat?
>>751736395
By who?
Are you asking /b/ tards if your own opinion is valid?
Fucking fap or don't, but when you're done, kys.
>>751731538
I really am starting to miss the time when copy pastas had punctuation.
>>751736571
This!
>>751736565
By "whom" faggot. kys .
>>751736395
I remember when chicks had hips.
was it denise richards who got naked on that island as a youngster?
>>751736565
Is that Jenna Fischer?
>>751736395
this is like staring into the sun
>>751732091
I'm so hard right now
>>751737716
look at them caterpillars.
>>751736395
It´s considered prime breeding stock
Let's get a few sideboob goodies in here
>>751738035
>>751731162
>>751731500
>>751731515
Geatest literally whos thread so far
>>751731500
>>751731843
>>751732146
Its embarrassing how weak she makes me
>>751736565
WAAAAAAHHH MOMMMYYYYYY
>>751736395
Big fat vagines are the best
>>751735731
MOAR!
>>751740270
Sure
There's something strange in the neighborhood...
>>751732635
>>751731761
I presume that GagaFag has fucked off
Stunning...
What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.
>>751741172
I hope you have to watch everyone you've ever cared about get brutally tortured and murdered for posting that disgusting thing.
I bet you think you're clever. Here's your (you).
>>751737059
Brooke shields. Though Denise may have been in the remake?
>>751741994
Thought you had gone away. Can you go away now, GagaFag?
>>751742361
Why the hell not?
>>751742430
Because I like it here
>>751741172
>There's something strange in the neighborhood...
Who ya gonna call?
>the Police
>>751742535
Can you at least stop posting Lady fucking Gaga?? And if not, why?
>>751742625
I see no reason to stop
>>751742657
Wow. If I was a Holy Gourd holding pictures hostage, for a cash randsom, I'd totally have the perfect avenue to post em right here.
>>751731162
Who's this?
>>751742711
She's overrated, she's annoying, she's dueting with a 80 year old man. Is she even relevant anymore?
>>751742563
Moar Kylie
>>751741998
Fuck you and this shit you're forcing down everyone's throats. I can't live my life the way I used to, because of you. Every time someone says "well" or my wife starts a sentence with "would you", all I can think of is this fucking guy and his log of shit. /b/ used to be a place for me to improve my life, and now I'm slidding into a deep depression because you need to grow up. Are you starved for attention? Does this daily monolog do something for you? Be logical..Is this going to change anything for the better? Why don't you stop shitting up 4chan and just have a blog for people who care? Do you really think anyone really wants to get under Andy's tour bus and drain the septic tank into their gullet like a pelican gulping mouthfuls of fresh fish? Do you think anyone really cares about the cream? The dream? The steam? Foamy ploppers, half-green gushers, or soggy loaves? Do you think anyone wants to feel their mustache entwine with his greasy ass hairs while they nuzzle their nose between his supple cheeks, searching for any remaining tag nuts? Maybe a nice wet BBBRRAPP on the tongue, like a burp after a good meal? To be honest, it does sound heavenly, but this is uncalled for. It's all I can think about now. I hope you're happy....
>>751742865
She's legitimately talented, has a first-rate body and likes to show it off. She's okay in my book.
>>751742563
Tainted Nigger fucker. Hard pass
>>751743170
I love her
>>751743103
>She's legitimately talented
Don't listen to her music
>has a first rate body
Debatable
>likes to show it off
Tries to show "it" off a bit too much
/thread
forever in love with Audrey
>in b4 oldfag, im 23
>>751731515
>>751742535
is that table bowl filled with ketchup?
Can someone read post Katherine McPhee’s high-resolution vagina, the labiaplasty surgery and also her tits and ass. I lost that set And she has had it scrubbed from all of, well most of, the sites.
>pic related
>>751743609
Liar
http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/katharine-mcphee-leaked-pics.2031200/
>>751743739
Yeah she is made for breeding
Mein waifu. :3
>>751741883
Incredible little lady!
My forever and always
>>751732091
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>751743691
Nigger it is legit
>>751744177
Dubs checked
Thanks Lori. Saved.
>>751744900
Dubs checking dubs, nice.
>>751745327
Jewess Queen! <3 <3 <3
So many pledges are getting crowned today.
>>751744177
great dubs, danny boy
>>751743739
More kylie if you're still around anon!
Anyone wanna go on kik?
>>751746008
And do what
>>751746084
He wants to see your benis
>>751732051
are these names theory or fact?
sauce?
>>751746008
are you femanon or gay
>>751746084
Help me jerk
>>751746335
Made me smile. You´re a good one, Robertsfag
>>751746008
2017 faggot
GO
BACK
IN THE
CLOSET
>>751746684
self hating faggot identified
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>751743370
who dat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpLYSUlcN6k
>>751746008
I do whats ur kik
>>751744059
Love fapping to her
>>751744053
I wang to stroke and be talked down to by tay tay
>>751747545
everybody wang chung tonight
>>751747545
I would be happy just being talked to. ;__;
>>751747844
I want to feel her tiny hands wraped around my throbbing member
>>751744053
Incredible woman
>>751747983
I want to feel her tiny warm fingers wrapped around mine, warming my body and soul. ;__;
>>751746837
this is what these mentally ill genetically broken inferiors always think... but the fact is gayness is a defect of the mind.... hopefully one day they will become extinct
>>751747983
>>751748093
>tfw giant and cold
>>751748093
/b/ trap queen!!!
>>751748093
I want to see her gigle as I shot my load high into the air. She would smile and say something like "wow you realy do like me"
>>751748212
I want to see her smile after I came home from a long day's work and hold her and kiss her lips.
She would smile and say something like "wow you realy do like me".
;__;
>>751748154
>>751748364
got 'em before they got to you, huh? why so worried?
remember Debby Ryan?
I need a Kenz to cuddle with...
>>751748483
is that her now?
>>751748483
Flappy Debby! Fuck yes
Ding dong bing bang iskra fag back at it again
>>751747058
leelee sobieski.
>>751748583
hot as fuck
>>751736565
Is this real?
>>751748483
I member.
>>751748505
And hold her hand while you kissed. ;__;
>>751736229
Daisy Domergue
>>751748731
what about now?
>>751748743
And stroke her tummy and thighs
>>751747447
VerbalAbusex
>>751748930
Is she the only disney girl to not go full retard?
>>751748568
Show me more of them thighs anon
>>751748936
>_________________>;;;
>>751748450
I agree with him because you faggots don't stay in faggot threads
We don't go to your butt-slammin threads and talk about normal stuff
>>751749105
why not?
>>751749013
she's one of the lucky few
>>751748962
>>751749099
And wrap my arms tightly around her and push her against me
>>751748374
She really looks like a trap. No wonder /b/ trapfags love her so much.
>>751749069
Got u covered
>>751749165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI4RvWvgulc
>>751749165
>>751749290
Good shit, I post some Demi as thanks
>>751749195
That's so sweet Anon! <3
Are you feeling better since the other day when you were saying how things suddenly went bad in the last ten minutes?
>>751749582
Now again, no. I shouldn't listen to that song but I do
>>751749739
STOP! ;__;
>>751749256
nah... Everybody knows Tay Tay is a closeted dyke.
>>751749888
Let me feel my feelings anon. I don't hide them
>>751749972
Just don't hurt yourself. , __,
>>751749105
I really don't care what the defects say as long as they are butin to the thread with good content
the faggots that come here just to faggot need to be banned
>>751736395
its fridge-mode for sure
>>751749965
>closeted
HA HA HA
>>751743370
leelee
>noice
>>751750165
I am too good for doing that
>>751749453
>>751748936
Kenzie looks so yumtacular here.
>>751742563
>>751743739
has anyone else seen that vid of her fucking tyga? its blurry but it looks like it could be her, wearing the same clothes as in another pic and shit..nobody ever seems to bring it up
>>751731843
begging for anal
>>751750351
Hmmph! Wish I saw this pic first ...
>>751750423
Yumtacular? In what way?
>>751750592
Not in that mood. Sorry anon
>>751750672
begging for anal
>>751750351
I think all three of us should spoon for the next couple of nights, just to make sure we're all safe.
>>751749526
Jebus. Who is that.
>>751750729
No
>>751750813
I told you already yesterday what I think of that
>>751747447
Nhz361
>>751732091
Is there any evidence he fucked precious Emma?
>>751750933
Oh right, guess I'll just... sleep alone tonight... again... :c
>>751751042
>>751750672
Those were both me...
I'm the anon that would've asked for that one picture... but you already posted it and I wasn't in the mood and you aren't too, so I'll be going now. T.T
>>751748994
Mesaged you
>>751751042
Take Kenzie then and let me sleep alone...
>>751750373
Love her tiddies
>>751750964
There's no evidence he fucked most of the women on the list.
>>751751194
I would never, you deserve her and you need her now more than ever! I was just teasing anyways. c:
Back on containment duty, pledges.
God damn trollops are on overdrive today.
See y'all later.
>>751751302
But has Emma said it?
>>751751245
Wanna see those pancakes flapping around
>>751751331
Take her and don't say no to her
Guess the other dude went bye. Oh well. Time to post more iskra
>>751751403
Currently 9 ylyl threads running on /b/ at the moment.
It has to be cut down.
>>751751191
got it
how old are you? you look really old
>>751751591
>>751751493
But what about you?!
>>751751564
>>751751591
There's legit maybe one good ylyl thread per year.
>>751751564
debi ryan?
>>751751700
I'll be fine
>>751751771
Okay. ;__;
>>751751700
He ded
>>751751405
>>751738225
>Geatest literally whos thread so far
what
>>751751892
who ded?
>>751732051
"I wish a fat, gross man would take off his clothes and masturbate in front of me!" thinks the average /b/."
"Oh, wait. I'll just jerk off in front of the mirror."
>>751751870
I've still a shirt of her to cuddle with
>>751732091
Sounds about right
>>751751907
Could just let them loose at this point
>>751752338
Stretch it over your pillow and use it like a pillowcase, you'll fall right to sleep from her coming smell.
That's what I'd do if I had a Tay shirt.
>>751746304
Kek
>>751752338
if you fall asleep with it and wake up with your boner touching it do you tuck it between your legs and feel a sense of good doing/accomplishment/pride that only gets you harder?
>>751740862
Who is this
>>751752488
I just lay it down next to my face
Like I always did with scarfs or tops of friends
>>751752709
Joi
>>751752657
No? That's not what I meant by that
>>751752363
Could just let you loose at this point to run around in the street and get hit by a truck leaving you helpless and debilitated in the ditch for the scavengers to pick at your feeble body until you're too tired to keep fighting them and you give in to death.
>>751752747
That's so cute! ; - ;
How did you manage to get their tops and scarfs?
>>751752747
>>751752338
>>751751771
best pits in hollywood
>>751752860
what?
>>751752866
>loose
You lost me at your stupidity
>>751742657
first one is Alison Brie
>>751752866
What the fuck is your problem
https://youtu.be/A0xsi_L8DQ0
>>751752866
They just left them there or I asked for them.
>>751752888
Well I can't really say that. Not a pitfag myself. They are smooth that's all I see
>>751752924
What what?
>>751753031
FIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
HARDEES IN 20 MINUTES
BE THERE!!!
>>751731162
got any more of her?
ariel winter
>>751752888
Mouthwatering, in fact.
queen
>>751752988
>>751753031
1v1 me. Give me an address.
>>751753182
>What what?
>>751731162
Who?
>>751753280
pretty sure that's not her fam
Down to 2 ylyl threads. And we have some dedicated spammers so all is good.
>>751752827
What is her last name though
>>751753338
Just why
>>751749099
ribbed for her pleasure
>>751750351
once she's an adult, she will be very beautiful. she's got a lot of potential.
>>751753505
Joi is from Blade Runner.
Her name is Ana de Armas.
>>751753510
I'm only messing around, I'm in an uppity mood.
>>751753527
I'd pay even more to watch that than I would to watch her concert.
>>751753680
Mmmm TayTay looking good
>>751753680
:(
You scared me
>>751753543
She already is beautiful
>>751753767
She tries. :3
>>751753783
I scare myself every day when I've seen what I've become.
>>751753912
>>751753922
Two of my favorites. Mmm
>>751753912
yeah, but she's "kid beautiful". I'm talking about adult woman beautiful. if she doesn't a chloe moretz or lohan on us, she's gonna be up there with (90s) jolie or alba etc
>>751753912
i showed you my dick, pls respond.
>>751751042
fuck off with that cunt, another thread ruined by that puta
>>751754067
That's not very nice of him to not respond after having shown him your dick.
I would have responded to you.
>>751754085
No thanks.
>>751754218
TayTay has the best legs but her face is doing if for me now.
>>751754047
Yeah well I don't live in the future anon. I live in the present and she is a stunning beauty
>>751754067
Not even true
>>751754218
I never understood why people find her attractive. I honestly think she's got a rat face, but hey to each their own
>>751754218
everyfuckingtime this bitch keeps popping up in these threads non stop, I get that ur a faggy fanboy but please restrain urself for us
>>751754626
dang right
>>751753430
who is it then, looks like her
It seems that my waifu has been stirring up some controversy. Again. ;)
>>751754749
She's stirring up something alright
>TFW getting bullied by alpha Anons to the point where you stop doing what makes you happy (posting your waifu) so that you can sooth their unfounded anger.
P-please alpha Anons I d-don't want any trouble.
lmfao
