Celeb Thread - /I lost control of my life a long time ago and now I'm on here/ edition.
Hi, Tay-anon :)
>>751710229
Ouch, that hits close to home anon
>>751710282
Good evening, friend! :3
>>751710361
I have a bone to do and it was picked
>>751710417
with you
does anybody know Dua Lipa?
I first heard about her last week
>>751710342
How'd you feel if someone snapped a picture of you walking out to your car? Probably not too great, I imagine.
I want to ejaculate into Taylor's mouth edition
>>751710342
>>751710433
Yea but don't know shit about her other than I have two pics of her
>>751710493
She looks vulnerable here, shame on you for not doing the decent thing and realising it.
>>751710342
It seems to be quite a common.
>>751710417
Uh... what?
>>751710465
True, but being rich and gorgeous would make up for it
>>751710529
>>751710433
No. No god damn Bollywood
>>751710577
have my babies straight-hair taytay
>>751710501
>>751710577
Like you'd know what that feels like. Just because you believe celebrity status= bliss, doesn't mean it does, even remotely in fact.
>>751710692
I know, right? That look is devastatingly hot, shame she doesn't use it more.
>>751710670
How can you hate this face >>751710579 ?
>>751710760
Whatever lol
>>751710465
Being rich, gorgeous, and having men all over the world wanting me to suck them off... I'd deal with it somehow...
>>751710579
very very nice
>>751710818
>casting me off because you can't handle the truth
fine with me.
>>751710882
What truth? I doubt that Taylor would want to trade places with me.
>>751710818
Being a rich celeb is hard Anon, you don't even know! :ccc
>>751710521
Mmmm that cute mouth
>>751710866
probably by sucking them off
>>751710866
If that’s what you really strive to accomplish in life is wanting guys to sucknyour dick
>>751710866
Just because your splintered nails can't even dream at clawing fame, doesn't mean your idealisation of it is accurate.
>>751710866
what if i want to suck off tay tay?
>>751710282
Did Tay get fake tits and I missed it?
>>751710964
Now we're talkin'.
I need my scarf. But I can't touch it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>>751710964
I would gag myself on Tay's thick veiny cock until she shot girlcum down my hungry throat
>>751710553
Shut up she's my vulnerable hunny vunny boo boo
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen!
>>751710760
Those poor rich and famous people :(
>>751711126
she’s not even Jewish you gaylord
>>751710926
It's not hard in the way you'd understand, because you think money and beautiful will solve all your problems. There are other problems at the top of the ladder that you can't even begin to comprehend.
>>751711115
i would rather it not be veiny, thick is okay though
>>751711167
>>751711126
>vulnerable
>chihuahua
>>751711126
jewess queen meet queen of jerusalem
>>751711216
>tps://youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo [Open]
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>I would gag myself on Tay's thick veiny cock until she shot girlcum down my hungry throat
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>Shut up she's my vulnerable hunny vunny boo boo
>>751711216
what an unbelievable qt
>>751711201
It must be really hard to retire whenever you want and live in your multi-million dollar mansion. :cc
>>751711272
she likes corgis
>>751711307
EXPOSE THE TITTIES DAISY
>>751711307
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>>Shut up she's my vulnerable hunny vunny boo boo
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>what an unbelievable qt
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>It must be really hard to retire whenever you want and live in your multi-million dollar mansion. :cc
>>751711333
Trips have it, the tits must come out
>>751711367
>ymous
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>>what an unbelievable qt
>>...Anonymous
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>>It must be really hard to retire whenever you want and live in your multi-million dollar mansion. :cc
>...Anonymous
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>>>751711333 #
>Trips have it, the tits must come out
>>751711331
so do i!
>>751711333
full house /trips demand it. there are pics of her tits actually but I don't have it for some reason :/
>>751711367
Of course, gays can touch it. But it will become back worser.
>>751711407
don't do that
>>751711391
I’m surprised they could pry her off John boyega nigger dick long enough to snap a photo.
>>751711459
Benzo! <333
>>751711309
I know something that's really hard
Oн зaшквapeнный.
>>751711309
You clearly haven't tasted fame, it's a worse drug than anything you'll ever understand.
You all have one single idea of what it is to suffer, and for that, I am sorry. By all means though, keep lapping up the pictures of people like me though, idolise us. Idiots.
>>751711515
calc ii?
>>75171139
>>751711551
>people like me
kek
>>751711515
Rocks?
>>751711551
>keep lapping up the pictures of people like me
>people like me
Okay NOW I laughed lmao
>>751711307
she offers you a choice.
>you can my mouth or you can fuck my armpit but beware, my gag reflex makes me bite down violently with out warning
choose wisely anons
>>751711464
wow rude!
>>751711498
Look what you made me do
>>751711769
my dick is small so she wouldnt gag
>>751711769
In Britain we call that a slag
>>751711769
why the fuck would I want to fuck an armpit?
>>751711605
>>751711690
My dick for Taylor but those are both very hard too
>>751711769
Easy her mouth... I'm too small to make her gag :(
>>751711769
Definitely armpit.
>>751711867
pit pussy is the sweetest pleasure
>>751711901
eurocuck
>>751711928
>11769 #
>Easy her mouth... I'm too small to make her gag :(
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>Definitely armpit.
>...Anonymous
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>>>751711867 #
>pit pussy is the sweetest pleasure
Are pitfags the new footfags?
It's time to look at Jordyn's pussy.
>>751711892
patrician
>>751712013
oh you
>>751712013
>>751712044
faggot
>>751711952
we are more highly evolved
>>751712091
vicky has great feet and great pits. she has great everything tbh. i love her
>>751712013
>*Starts to unzip.*
Oh...
>>751712044
I came.
>>751711232
She is so sexy she could beat me up and I would get so turned on by it
>>751712050
She has a very sweet pussy indeed.
Look how cute!
>>751712148
thighs are creamier than the mashed potatoes i'll be having thursday
>>751712146
you might go so far as to call her celebrity #1
>>751712146
>vicky has great feet and great pits. she has great everything tbh. i love her
Not a great career
>>751712062
No.
This is wrong..
>>751712199
Oh Anon, stop! :3
>>751712320
;D :3 <3
>>751712279
that just means she's more likely to settle for someone like me :)
>>751712360
<3
>>751712279
fug
>>751712475
Ever have a girl this FINE bouncing on our d?
M-My m-m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a v-very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm so l-lucky sh-she i-is mine... I-I-I have wh-what so m-many m-men dream o-of and I know th-they d-do not like me because o-of it...
>>751712585
Good to see you, Stuts!
>>751712585
hey stutterbro
>>751712673
Could you aim for the dimples on her back?
>>751712652
>>751712673
Thank y-y-you g-good sirs f-f-for p-pretending t-to b-be my f-friends s-so y-y-you can try t-to steal V-Vic away f-from m-me...
>>751712824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM
>>751712788
absolutely
>>751712652
>>751712887
Don't miss anon
>>751712824
I’m going to make you watch me rape her
>>751712652
>>751712940
Heyyyy it’s my bro Kyr Sp33dy’s gf
>>751712945
I never miss. think you could?
>>751712673
I want cum all over her face
>>751712824
Hehe!
You know it's not like that
>>751713089
I wouldn't have the self-control :(
Do you?
>>751713109
Tay describes what she's going to do to Emma
>>751712965
Lets make it a party, I'd love to tie stutterboy up and have him watch us have our way with Victoria.
>>751712940
>>751713176
what do you mean? like you'd blow your load too early? and yeah I can fuck for a pretty long time. I usually have to think about mundane shit though lol
>>751713196
tay tay would use her big strapon to punish Emma's pussy
>>751713254
takes a long time for the cum to make its way up that big dick huh
>>751713220
Any nudes?
>>751713134
>>751712824
I-I-I already h-h-had a terrible warning d-d-dream e-early l-last y-y-year where m-me and Vic w-were standing o-outside a-and I-I was t-told quite p-plainly sh-she would s-sleep w-with all of my "friends"...
>>751713254
Probably would blow early
Mundane shit can only work so much
>>751713356
is that Barbs?
>>751713356
Because she hates your small cock and wants to fuck real men like us and get destroyed
>>751712285
Ya boyyy iskra fag reporting in
>>751713427
It's Babs
You're a bunch of fucking amateurs. Try not to cum to this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RlXAprKWHY
>>751712167
I pick a bone at you robertsfag
>>751713529
can I cum for her?
>>751713613
MORE BABS ASS AND SOLES PLEASE
>>751713516
Yum
>>751713613
Sure
>>751713649
Hey tribute bro
>>751713767
You have me confused. I've never tributed Barbara. I have shot a looooot of cum for her though.
>>751713649
>>751713109
> Weinstein: "Hey Em, I got an idea to raise your profile, lets do something with taylor"
> Em: "Oh hi Harvey, that sounds great, I'm so excited!"
> Weinstein: "I'm excited too. You're in New York til end of month right? Let's set something up for Saturday"
> Em: "Saturdays perfect"
> Weinstein: "are you free tonight? I'm in the Sheraton"
>>751713590
That's some scoliosis right there
>>751713654
How do you think it tastes?
>>751713427
>>751713946
I reckon sweet
>>751713918
thank
>>751713836
Right
>>751714023
Yummy toes!
>>751713946
Like ass
>>751713516
Tell Iskra you're cheating on her with an Irish girl
Я нe пoмню, кaк y мeня oкaзaлacь бpитвa Oккaмa. Пoдapил ктo-тo, нaвepнo.
>>751714125
seashell has gr8 legs
>>751712965
P-Please, so m-many m-men want h-her g-good s-sir and I-I j-just w-want t-to keep her safe; she's v-valuable...
>>751713441
I-I w-w-wish I-I could t-t-trust h-h-her g-good sir b-but l-like y-you say...
Cтaлин, нaвepнo, пoдapил нa дeнь poждeния. Oн eё y китaйцeв зaбpaл. Oни eё y cвoeгo бывшeгo импepaтopa oтoбpaли.
all my friends are dead :(
>>751714359
Are you gonna cheat on Iskra?
>>751714702
[fapping intensifies]
>>751714773
Which ones?
>>751714773
I'm here, friend. c:
A boy (Chris Pratt) falls in love with a girl (Jennifer Lawrence).
Unable to ask her to prom, he is gifted by a random man(Morgan Freeman) with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants to go down on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his best friend (Seth Rogan), he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking on facebook, he finds out that the girl he called using his Samsung Galaxy S7 edge is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this planet at all. She is the girl's robotic alien counterpart (powered by Windows 10), who has fallen in love with the MC's own robotic alien self(Powered by Linux), who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ACTION ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CGI.
>>751713456
She's s classy girl tho.
>>751714907
Already a thing.
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>751714905
I want to see Tay's titties bouncing while she grinds against the base of my cock
>>751715011
>>751715067
ooh thats a good one...
>>751714907
We've already seen everything there is to see about this skank.
>>751715028
A bit excited tonight are we? ;]
I might break my j-card /b/ros? I'm ready for my first fap to jlaw
>>751715147
It's been a long day.
Who shall I be a sissy for
>>751715232
me. on your knees
>>751715232
Me start stroking
>>751715209
Sit back, relax and stroke to TayTay. You deserve it.
>>751715315
You're too kind!
>>751715392
her toes on display, ready for a warm load
>>751715310
>>751715263
Who shall I be..
Russia has world's best military super computer, which can brute force chess game, and show that chances are equal.
>>751715463
Ugh... I really really like that Tay anon..
>>751715475
Tay..
So cute! <3
>>751715614
I want Emma's dirty stinky sneakers
Post Emilia
>>751715444
Checked
>>751715694
>tfw you get trips being lewd
wew
>>751715444
checked
>>751715511
It's a good one.
>>751715773
Her body feels so good right now
>>751715768
swallow my cum Jordyn
>>751715833
Holy fuck this woman is pushing me to my no nut November limits.
>>751715726
feels good
>>751715947
something else feels good too :) ;) ;)
>>751715833
Who is she?
>>751716012
Diora Baird
>>751716012
Mommy Diora
>>751716012
Diora Baird, professional actress and tittymonster
>>751715833
Imagine lying back with her slim, sexy body on you, hands on your chest as she slowly and gracefully lifts her hips up and down, her warm, creamy pussy clinging and gliding your stiff cock over and over without any sense of urgency, just enjoying the way it makes her feel every time she raises herself to your tip and drops back down again, watching your face and stroking hair with her manicured hands, loving you, taking care of you.
>>751715989
sure does :3
>>751716160
Jesus fuck...
>>751716106
she is just a tit queen
>>751716202
mmm!
>>751716221
this bitch looks terrible naked.
>>751716106
Thanks, stroking my cock to her now ;)
>>751716254
Shhhh. :3
>>751716393
Relaxing so good :)
>>751716202
her lower half is insane. so perfect
>>751716549
the gap between her arch and the sole of her heels... fucking hot
>>751716496
How good would it feel to have horny TayTay work herself over on top of you, working your cock into her sensitive, fertile pussy in the perfect rhythm to rub against just the right spots to make herself moan, pant and sigh in pleasure, biting her lip and finally slamming down so your cock is snug deep when she falls forward over top of you, quacking and panting, her orgasm rushing over causing her vaginal walls to squeeze and contract around your rock hard dick.
Have I gone too far? :3
>>751716529
She's amazing
>>751716614
>>751716776
You're going to kill me!
When blackjack have no fives, chances of the bankers, and players are equal. Otherwise banker always wins.
>>751716776
I'm not really into Tay all that much but my jeans just got really tight all of a sudden
>>751716798
i bet she would be really fun to fool around with, she's so giggly and cute
>>751716776
Not far enough :3
>>751716776
This is making my thick 7 inch cock leak so much pre-cum for Tay..
>>751716861
You make her feel SO fucking good, Anon. Don't stop stroking. Cum for her!
Tay kik fap?
Fortuna likes games, but she hates tricherie.
>>751716907
She's can be cute and sexy
Oh wait it's a herman thread...
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>751716991
Pumping away at my cock thinking of Tay slamming down hard into me and using me to get herself off
>>751717174
she's adorable. i love it
>>751717222
Trollop trips checked
Pledge crowned
>>751717288
What do I win?
>>751717207
>>751717344
I love her tits.
>>751717222
Mmm, don't hurt yourself now.
>>751717344
beeg katy tiddies
>>751717349
It's all yours, my friend!
>>751717393
Slower is better anyway :3
>>751717433
Wow! I'm touched!
>>751717456
at first, i just wanted to jerkoff. now i want to marry babs.
>>751710670
She was born in Albania and moved to England.
>>751714415
I-It m-must b-be s-so terribly i-irritating for s-s-some men to k-know that I-I have a-a w-w-woman l-like Vic wh-who w-w-wants a-a real m-man but c-can't do anything ab-about i-it b-because sh-she i-is stuck w-w-w-with m-me...
>>751717533
I-I h-h-hope the a-a-alphas a-a-are not t-t-tortured b-b-by this knowledge...
>>751717526
It happens
>>751717586
silly stutterbro, there are no alphas here
>>751717623
my boner is confused
>>751717480
She's all yours. How good would it feel to have such a desirable woman all alone to yourself?
Too bad I can't watch you stroke to Tay's flawless body, giving your needy cock the attention it needs, seeing it twitch and flex.
I'd really like to watch you fuck her on her back with her legs up in the air so I could watch you enter her.
S-sorry.
>>751717640
I-It's a-a good thing sir; th-they w-w-would b-be very f-f-frustrated...
>>751717761
You'd really want to watch that?
>>751717833
Kik? Anyone up for feminization training for Tay?
>>751717791
A-A p-perfect w-w-woman l-like this t-t-tied d-d-down with h-her f-feelings in the h-heart t-t-to a manlet...
>>751717694
Maybe this will help
>>751717791
Why did you breakup with Alba?
>>751717761
I would let you watch me cum for tay tay.
>>751717888
chek'd
and yuuuuuuuuuuuup
>>751717827
As long as we were friends and I didn't feel like you were cucking me, yes. Though that's what it would technically be, I'd want it to be friendly and mutual.
I really like the look of hard, worked up dicks, they're so powerful and sexy.
>>751717871
That's gay
>>751717871
I'm down to see what thats about. Whats your kik?
>>751717895
Hopefully not before a long session of watching you dominate her. :3
>>751710282
taylor is so perfect.
>>751717933
Well, Tay gets my cock hard and worked up like no other. Maybe someday I'll let you watch me throb, stroke and cum ;3
>>751717916
Trips for Babs again
I want to fap to best Emma's sexy pale feets
>>751718034
Babs is divine, confirmed
>>751718008
Yes please. ;3
>>751717880
>>751717889
I-I can't even b-be friends w-with a-a fellow s-sissy manlet b-because Vic would h-hump h-him too..
New thread?
>No Tay edition
>>751710577
checked. not to mention freaking smart and composed. inb4 taylor is the first gril president
>>751718083
This
>>751718062
There some way I can contact you outside of these threads..?
>>751718111
Trollop trips checked
I hope long day Anon came and is ready for a peaceful rest. :3
>>751718157
Unfortunately no, but I'm on here every day, it's not hard to spot me I don't think.
>>751711836
lel al is so freaking ugly.
>>751718207
You're talking to him you silly goose!
I want best Emma to milk me
>>751710301
What did you think you were posting? you fucking cunt.
>>751717681
Oh wait it's a herman thread
>>751718270
Oh! :]
I hope you're feeling more relaxed. I'm on here every day so we'll definitely see each other.
>>751718368
I look forward to it
>>751718320
>/I lost control of my life a long time ago and now I'm on here/ edition.
Summarises my life in one gif
Nice resorting to name calling. Triggered much?
>>751710565
I dont think Ive seen a more ugly woman be obsessed over in my 30 years. Like I've seen ALOT of very average pussy put on the pedestal but this takes the cake she is so fucking ugly and weirdly shaped.
>>751718399
Me too, Diora has an incredibly body. Take care for now!
>>751718412
Why didn't you mention this earlier?
I thought everyone was getting hard for taylor all of a sudden
I can touch the razor. But I better wouldn't shave with it.
>>751718412
u are kidding rite? she is a supermodel with blonde hair and blue eyes who sings and writes songs. not really that hard to understand
