ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume IV
>>750960738
Kill yourself, soyboy
>>750960738
>i want to be real boy
>menstrual blood
>girlfriend crushed to death
>strangulation
good movie
>>750960961
The Power of One?
80's movie
underground
mutants
mullet
>>750960992
nope
from the last one
>need to raise cash
>shower
>library
>record store
>sporting goods
>dismissed by tribe
>defend homestead from intruders
>maternal bond unbreakable
Movie 1
>Actor with iconic mugshot gets buttfucked as a child
>Doesn't enjoy it
>Develops amazing sense of humor as a coping mechanism
>This guy isn't Aquaman
>Or is he?
>Movie 2
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Cheetos product placement in background
>Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
>Another Jew plays the villain
>Still another Jew is his henchman/enforcer. But he adopts a bad Spanish accent.
>Directed by a super famous Jew
>But not the one you're thinking of
>>750961019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>>750960738
Man breaks into movie studio by forcibly sucking a security guards dick so he can sell his script.
>>750961138
This is probably from real life
>Dude moves to a new town
>Gets some shades
>Commits act or terrorism against a news station
>dies
>>750961056
movie 1 - Harvard Man?
>>750961074
Wrong decade and way too popular
>>750961196
THEY LIVE binch
1.
>Animated movie
>Bad guy named after spicy mustard
>A genie poses as a cubscout
>Hilarity ensues
>What have Hubert, Deuteronomy and Louis done this time?
2.
>There's a father and a son who hate each other in Hawaii
>And the son is Patrick Bateman's future best friend
>But you probably didn't know that if you didn't read the source material
>Also, Slingblade is married to Eminem's mom
>Last movie of a famous actor who later died of an accidental overdose
main character muses over the concept of God when looking at a dead whale. meanwhile, the audience falls alseep
>>750961234
>Wrong decade
Yes, I know. But I didn't know if you knew that. ;)
>>750961264
Noah?
Nigger and white man are in the same room during the entire movie
>>750961241
duck tails treasure movie..i cant remember the exact title
>>750961241
#2 Dr. Parnassus
>>750961241
ducktales
>>750961264
Oh God (or something like that) with Eliott Rodgers dad as the director???
>>750961336
his dad was a producer not a director
>>750961294
>>750961336
nah. now i'm curious to see the movie rodger's pep pep did, though
>Pilot
>Upside down
>Russians
>>750961313
>>750961327
Yes
>>750961316
Excellent guess but the death of that actor ended up overshadowing my guy's death (They died within months of each other)
>>750961301
Saw
>>750961391
Behind Enemy Lines
>>750961355
Whatever, did I get it?
>>750961404
Wrong
>>750961403
International Man
>seaweed is the key to good grass growth
>fuck off yank, this is my land begorrah
>>750960738
Large stone wants hubba bubba
>>750961418
nope
>>750961391
top gun
>>750961453
Top Gun?
Reposting
I think this is a hard one. How about it 33 you think you can get it?
>where could he be in this Warehouse
>A field of sound a killer stalks
>The Horizon is extremely bright.
>Being afraid of catching his germy's isn't the only reason a girl wouldn't fuck him
>Criticize my spelling all you want but I didn't misspell shit. This is a very important hint.
Update
>Germy is literally a retard that can't even spell his own fucking name right. And his parents obviously couldn't either since this is his legal misspelled fucking name.
one from last no one got
>spirals
>lovecraftian
>>750961190
It might be but it’s also a movie, also Emma Stone sucks a hobos dick for magic beans.
All of these updates should have given it away since y'all gone full retard tonight I'm going to spell it out for you.
> One particular Stone will tell this story as well as tell you who killed JFK well kind of tells you who killed him you should get the point by now.
I purposely made this one hard. Good luck.
>beware of the Rocket
>Do not leave your shelter or you will die
>That loud Jew will cause death
Going to make it easy and this is a well-known film.
>Both the Jew and the rocket have a red glare.
>Tune in to 1080 a.m. Texas overnight to keep up with the story.
You fags better get it now.
>Police Officer
>Big ass handgun
>Feeling lucky?
>>750961507
10 cloverfield lane
>successful troll is successful with a moustache
>>750961509
dirty harold
>>750961509
soiled harold
>>750961476
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
>>750961509
Gran Torino
>>750961535
Super Mario Brothers the Movie: Get Hooked on the Brothers
>>750961551
So fucking close or are you purposely altering the title?
Marlon Brando was too lazy to read the script, so he wrote all his own lines. includng the class "your employers are grocers, and you are just an errand boy- now, where's my crate of donuts and stick of butter"
the hobbit
>>750961503
movie 43
>>750961530
its spelled air bud
>>750961633
The hobbit
>>750961019
CHUD
>>750961633
lord of the rings
>bunch of people get into cars
>race across the U.S.
>>750961673
You're a badass!
Gotem
>>750961716
cannonball run
>>750961673
forgot about that one. what a classic
4u
>>750961716
cannonball run. deathrace 2000. rat race
>>750961716
Rat race
tough one here:
>a young boy is left in his house alone while his parents go on holiday and two incompetent robbers attempt to rob him. hilarity ensues.
>be a captain
>gonna be a dad
>step daughters nuts
>why so serious?
>>750961758
CIA
>Undercover Cop
>Goes surfing
>Robs a bank
>>750961391
Iron Eagle
>>750961769
What is Pippie Longstockings
>>750961769
Peter pan?
>>750961744
correct
>>750961803
lol point break
>>750961803
POint Break
>>750961803
Point Break
drugs
>>750961769
>>750961046
>dismissed by tribe
>defend homestead from intruders
>maternal bond unbreakable
>>750961803
air bud: dead presipups
>>750961769
Jungle 2 Jungle
>mescaline, ether, clowns, gambling and dirt bikes
>>750961844
requeim for a dream
>Patrick Bateman's asshole brother pursues a girl
>Said lover interest played by pink haired actress from last thread
>The same girl who was in the movie with the faggot who slits his wrists
>And Patrick's brother tries to do the same but is literally too stupid to an hero
>>750961897
fear and loathing
>>750961897
bat country
>>750961638
>>750961897
fear and loathing
>>750961897
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>doesn't
>stop
>fucking
>raining
>>750961844
Any Disney movie
>cop
>dies
>rebuilt
>badass
>>750961897
or Where the Buffalo Roam. either one
>>750961897
fear and loathing in vegas
>>750961931
rules of attraction
>>750961959
robocop
>>750961959
Robocop
>>750961955
The Crow
Noah
lots of others
>>750961959
Robocop
>>750961959
robotpolice
>>750961955
Dark City
>>750961972
Correct!
>>750961959
robocop
>>750961991
>>750961993
Answering them faster than I can make more
>>750961944
im ashamed i knew that one
>>750961433
Negative.
>>750961301
Since no one is able to guess, heres a hint
>they dont know eachothers names and one of them is suicidal
>group of guys
>casino highest
>Vegas
>Danaher and the yank have a scrap
>>750962017
heh. only good part of that movie is near the end when that dude talks super fast about his trip and all the shit be did
>>750961955
hard rain
90's
disney movie
haunted house
not casper
>>750962077
You mean heist?
Ocean's Eleven
>>750962054
a most wanted man
>Slow Guys
>War hero
>Bangs chick
>somehow doesn't get AIDS
>>750962069
cube?
>>750962081
Green Street Hooligans
group of people stuck in room
last man standing
only strong left
>>750960738
nazis attack
>>750961443
Night at the museum
>>750962109
I think he means highest. In which case it would be fear and loathing in vegas
>>750962195
red snow
>>750962181
exam
How about an impossible difficulty one?
>Homeless faggot runs fast
>Or used to
>And he's from Philadelphia and plays baseball
>And that's all you need to know to guess the name of the movie since that's
>>750962161
Forest Gump
>>750962161
Forrest Gumbo
filename
>>750961264
Not sure about the audience part, but is this Werckmeister Harmonies?
>2 Guys
>Motorcycles
>Riding to Louisiana
>LSD
>End up dying?
>dude gets seasick
>guy crys for his mama
>girl falls out of tree
>teacher dies
>old man cries
>a car with no paint.
nigger assassin dies
becomes badass
revenge
>>750962162
Cube had more than just 2 people and there were different rooms so no
>>750962255
Easy Rider
>>750962239
basketball diaries
>>750962247
little monsters
>>750962238
nope
>>750962264
Back to the future
>>750960738
a loli has a priceless tattoo
>>750962279
BASEBALL, not basketball.
>>750962290
no, pic related
>Dystonia Future
>lots of leather
>Pills
>Robots
>>750962293
Yep/yup.
>>750962326
the matrix
>>750962297
Fifth Element?
>>750962326
the island
>>750962297
Waterworld
>>750962274
nice
>procure sneaky flying machine
>tree hugger team up
>nuclear boom
>box for your life
>>750962345
Cudos on the clue anon
>>750962267
spawn
>>750961959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbxjp_XMtfE
>a wooden speed boat
>>750962386
got it
>>750962364
Nice
>>750962251
niice didn't think anyone would get it
>Not sure about the audience part
because bela tarr movies are boring as fuck
>A black sheriff?
>Chained
>Nigger with a letter
>6 shooter
>>750962426
Boss Nigger
or
Walking Tall
>>750962431
Django
>>750962394
Charlie St cloud
>>750962375
Thanks anon.
>>750962446
Close but no
>>750962442
nope
>>750962431
hateful 8
>>750962374
The Empire Strikes Back
>>750962426
Blazing saddles
>aliens that are niggers
>came to earth to exterminate females
>dat ass
>wheel
>face
>fucking new Zealand
>lil nigga comes to live with man
>lil niggas friends come over
>e'eryone eatin' chicken when they not sposda
>whoops now the town full of lil niggas
>blast that movie shop
>back to one lil nigga
>>750962529
Gay Niggers from Outer Space
>>750962538
Gremlins
>>750962527
nice
>>750962504
nope
>>750962394
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>a wooden speed boat
>Sir Mix-a-Lot don't want any of this
>>750962543
I knew it would be ez
>>750962538
Gremlins aren't nig nogs
>>750962387
Lol at so much cawk
>>750962564
You do with this thread what your society has done with all of nature's gifts.
>>750962247
no fucking astronomy geeks here?
>>750960738
Seth Rogan is a costar... never seen... and is actually funny.
autistkeeps climbing water tower
>>750962247
>>750962648
men in black?
>>750962670
Who is Drinking Anthony Apple?
>>750962719
close
>>750962077
crime is king
Winnie Coopers boyfriend
Michael Keaton
>>750962670
Where in the world is Gilbert San Diego?
>>750960738
a goth has sharp fingers
>>750962755
Shit, uh... When is Breathing Larry Lemon?
im done. that was fun.
>need to raise cash
>shower
>library
>record store
>sporting goods
debbie does dallas
>procure sneaky flying machine
>tree hugger team up
>nuclear boom
>box for your life
broken arrow
>look at me I'm riding a horsie
>Niggas just be looking at them titties
>>750962670
Stand by Me
>>750962779
Little Monsters
>>750962247
come on, it's the most well known star in the most well know constellation in the night sky
>>750960738
kca and you can see her freaking pubes
>>750962881
Got it
>>750962861
>debbie does dallas
dude, that's not a real movie. you're worse than the weebs who post anime.
>>750962247
ET?
>>750962889
Big Dipper
>>750962889
Big Dipper
Drifter enters a small town. Cops dont want him there. Cops arrest him. Drifter brings entire town to war.
>>750962930
>>750962935
sigh. look up at night occasionally
>>750962956
Rambo and don't you dare call it first blood
>>750962956
Rambi
>>750962956
Coming Home or some shit like that with The Rock
>>750962922
I posted that in last night's thread and it took people fucking forever to get it.
Maybe it's because my description went like
>Evil Jew boy makes his enemy drink his piss
>This is Howie do it.jpg
>Sunglasses and flashlights
>The not so Wondrous years
> Hot ass day
> Spic drive by
> Squashed burger
> Bag of guns
> Water pistol ending
>>750962980
I do every night to make sure there's not spiders on my ceiling
>>750962980
Orion
>>750962850
no one? It’s easy
>>750963009
Falling Down
>kid plays vidya
>gets shot at
>gets new pet rock
>>750963025
the highlighted star.
>>750962850
scissordick
>>750963029
Edward Scissorhands
Here's a tip: when I'm looking for movies, I look for green text and scroll by black text since I assume it's not a description. Most people just overlooked yours.
>>750963009
training day>?
>>750963032
Correct. Too easy?
Damn you guys are impressive. Yep Rambo: First Blood
>>750962247
Rigel, Rigel, Rigel
amirite?
>>750963099
no, no, no
>>750963096
(┛ˋДˊ)┛彡┻━┻
<>cissors for hands
>School Bus
>>750963091
Not at all. At the risk of sounding like an asshat, I'm just really good at this game.
>>750963121
>tfw it's no longer showtime
>>750963135
nightmare on elm Street 2
>>750963061
Beetlegeuse - not sure of exact spelling without startpaging that shit
>>750963135
Someone just did this.
>>750962850
edward scissorhands
>>750963155
at last
>>750963167
Fucking awesome
>>750963175
yes
>whore bit off my nose
>sean connery is sexy
>skunks in the opera
>>750963209
I love those movies
>>750963175
The movie is Beetlejuice.
>>750963246
dirty work
>>750963177
Sorry didn't see it.
At least I didn't do Shawshank
>>750960738
>gangster spics give ginger a ride to school dance
>>750963296
Napoleon Dynamite
>>750963285
Ridiculous. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Ridiculous.
General turns slave. Slave turns kingslayer.
>>750963294
wait it was nightmare on elm Street 2 right? no one else did that
>>750963204
yes
>>750963320
Gladiator
>>750963320
Gladiator
>>750963320
gladiator
>>750963321
You're right. I thought you were doing Edward Scissorhands again. My bad.
Brutally obvious Bud Light product placement in the climax
>>750963320
spartacus
>>750963296
Carrie
>>750963321
Yes it was Freddy Krueger 2
>whip out your willy
>dance fatboy dance
>throw your maternal instinct off the caboose
>>750963386
sweet
>>750963398
goonies
>>750963368
ski school
>ass
>huge dildo
>>750963398
>throw your maternal instinct off the caboose
This reference made me smile immensely.
>>750963425
Nope
>>750963443
your webcam every thursday
No one ever gets mine.
Alright, here's an easy one.
>Depraved psychopath stalks a family through a forest with a rifle
>Like every great villain, he is seemingly motivated only by sheer joy of killing
>He kills the mother but her young son escapes
>>750963443
A Clockwork Orange
>>750963414
oh you! good job.
>Regulators Mount up
Mirror gets shot on battlefield.
>>750963475
No, it's more contemporary.
>>750963483
Young Guns
Guy buttfucks the news for every last dime
>>750963443
Requiem for a Dream
>>750963474
Kek
>>750963508
I think it was 2 but you may be right I'm not sure
>>750963475
Ruby Ridge
>Gambling, coughing, drinking, moustaches, coughing, cowboys.
>>750963309
correct. fun fact the loli from water world was in this as well
>>750963600
tombstone
>>750963635
indeed
>>750963581
Not Requiem, but good guess. That would be
>asses
>huge dildo
> he's no cocaine kingpin in this one
> Arabica Beans are given to the performers
> Dude with a chick name
> fuck you if you don't know the name... of this movie
> special olympics- track
>>750963688
Oh okay then I change my guess to your webcam every Thursday
>Samuel L Jackson
>In an aircraft
>Venomous reptiles
>>750963739
the ringer
>what? gunfire
>>750963757
reptiles on a submarine?
>>750963757
airfoece one
>>750963725
Chocolat
>>750963863
close in time of release but no
>>750963725
London Fields
Guy is like ‘I’m a fucking awesome whiny bitch’
Chick is like ‘your a bitch, I’m some awesome I can do whatever the fuck I like’
Black guy and Asian guys are ‘fuck you white cunts’
Man says a foot massage is too far. Other says its not.
>>750963145
Try this one then faggot
> Special lemon tree grow formula
> Damaged cargo
> Oh fuck my wheel fell off
> Aww shit burned my leg
>>750963822
Kek
>>750963911
negative
No
>>750963984
From Hell?
>>750963936
> Special lemon tree grow formula
>>750963927
wiggle your big toe
>>750963768
(Oops) no
>>750963927
Pulp fiction.
Common man, too easy
>>750963936
James and the Giant Peach
>>750963927
zeds dead
>>750964003
Still no.
additional hint
> This time telling device cost as much as your vehicle
>>750964054
Nope
I’ll hit the sitta- pulp fiction>>750963927
>>750963914
Retards that can't format?
>>750963914
Rush Hour
or
Romeo Must Die
>>750964113
>Nope
It looks like you stumped me then. Congrats.
>>750964103
idk man too tired to think of it. I know I've seen that though
> main guy is awesome sleep walker
>dirty dancing cds
>blade cds
>pest cds
>thanks
>>750964221
Fight Club
>>750964221
Insidious? lel
>>750964213
Glengary Glen Ross
>>750964233
high fidelity
>>750964233
empire records
Alright alright... Heres something a little more tough.. The moment he went inside he knew.... Because of the chair.
>>750964281
who played a cocaine kingpin in Glengarry?
All of these updates should have given it away since y'all gone full retard tonight I'm going to spell it out for you.
> One particular Stone will tell this story as well as tell you who killed JFK well kind of tells you who killed him you should get the point by now.
I purposely made this one hard. Good luck.
>beware of the Rocket
>Do not leave your shelter or you will die
>That loud Jew will cause death
Going to make it easy and this is a well-known film.
>Both the Jew and the rocket have a red glare.
>Tune in to 1080 a.m. Texas overnight to keep up with the story.
You fags better get it now.
This thread has hit the bump limit and will 404 soon.
New thread is here. Copy/paste all your unsolved movies into that one.
>>750964241
>>750964241
>>750964241
See you there.
>>750964298
>>750964283
>>750964281
>>750964268
>>750964261
>>750964233
>>750964221
>>750964213
>>750964188
>>750964170
>>750964124
>>750964114
>>750964113
>>750964103
>>750964098
Tagging people so they see the notice.
>>750964170
Maybe too vague- most movies can only have fallible white guys. Girls and minorities must be 2d perfect. Guy get a nice coat out of it.
>>750963936
No-one? Ok, additional clue:
> Gotta go fast
>>750961205
Sorry, I missed this. No.
>>750964333
clue was
>he's no cocaine kingpin in this one
Al Pacino
>>750964261
Tick
>>750964410
ahhhh gotcha. clever anon
>>750961301
The Sunset Limited
>>750961496
Alien?
