Waifu
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
here?
Yes
>>750868661
well it is a quote from the film said by samuel jackson
>>750868722
Thats why I am going to kidnap you they cant fire you for that
Still here
And
>>750868831
Yeah but then they would want to find you....
>>750868780
Here
>>750868634
That’s my job and you can’t have it. >>750868661
I’m sorry to hear that, is it your job that puts you in a position to get sick a lot?
>>750868722
Ah got ya. I can see how that could be
hi-
I can't make a triumph in the battlefield of annihilation matches with the poor potentials of our motherlands… I wish Kanmusu would appear for us.
>>750868900
Yeah. On top of the cold it's hard to drift off.
>>750868828
No.
>>750868998
That’s fair, I just have cold and nothing at all going on.
>>750869077
Cute
I am not a robit edition.
i know im a degen for liking a loli
>>750869077
>お正月仕様お姫ちん
The end of the year comes near day by day.
As well as usual the passing of one year feels so rapid.
>>750869103
Just thread to keep you a little entertained?
>>750869162
>2D lolis made in Japan or other eastern asia are magnificent
you don't have to mind.
Who is best cat girl? Chocola or vanilla?
FUCK YES JUST FIXED MY CONTROLLER
>>750868874
well as long as i don't leave to mu]ch DNA evidence about it should be fine
>>750868900
You better not go anywhere near tomos butt
>>750869269
Inus > Nekos and Makina is better as a neko even though she is a inu
>>750869429
Good job with the controller. Not sure if that's really possible nowadays
>>750869504
nekomimi lovers, put the traitor down!
>>750869429
But the aliens! Plus I called dibs first.
>>750869162
And that is why I can welcome you.
>>750869211
Yup...thread and some coffee.
>>750869762
Well better than nothing
>>750869548
well as long as you shower afterwards it should be ok
>>750869762
I called dibs on all of tomos butt like a year ago
>>750869962
I like hot showers
>>750869631
Traitor? Hardly, I was always on the side of Inus from the start
>>750868710
claim asuka but minus the eyepatch shit. 3.3 sucked and the next one likely will too
>>750870062
>Nekomimi is the justice, inumimi is heretic.
Actually, I don't like both cats and dogs but as moe attribute nekomimi is important.
>>750869923
Agreed. I may clean the area up a bit. That should eat some time, that and a meeting in a couple of hours.
>>750869962
Settle this the old fashioned way....rock paper scissors.
>>750870098
3.3 was not as horrible as people made it out to be.
>>750870222
>Lewd
>>750870226
well maybe if you heard comments about the movie before watching it. it wasnt terrible but compared to even the other movies it was absurdly trashy and stupid. anyway its all opinion etc, they did kaworu alright, everything else eh.
besto waifu <3
>>750870325
anyway none of them hold a candle to the series so whatever. piss my ass
ena komiya best girl
>>750870098
>eyepatch evokes our chu-2-byo mind.
That's cool.
Cuty girls in cool wears, what a splendid situation.
>>750870294
Christian's standard to judge lewdness is too grim, rigid.
>>750870325
The reality is, an Eva script shouldn’t be written unless someone is going to off themselves.
>>750870363
I can agree to that statement. >>750870343
Hello friendo.
>>750870416
Hello.
>>750870424
It’s a good thing I’m not Christian.
>hitagi
>>750870438
an eva script shouldnt be written if they forget that the interesting part is the characters not the bs lore they make up on the spot which isnt even as good as the og series stuff. like nobody can explain the plot of the third movie cause nobody knows
the critics of eva Q is those who didn't watch the end of evangelion.
if you watched, it will be very difficult to simply judge and criticize it.
>>750870590
first thing, its not called Q anymore. second thing, the connections of that movie to eoe are tenuous at best. explain to me where that stupid fucking CGI spaceship that took up about half the screentime of the movie relates to end of evangelion and ill suck your dick.
>>750870098
In other words you claim Asuka Souryu and not Asuka Shikinami.
>>750870762
almost. the first two movies were ok in my books, but i reject the third one and all the character developments in it entirely cause i didnt like it very much.
>>750870701
>eva 3.3 you can(not) redo.
Too grim, too abstract the story is the comeback of eoe, and the performances, especially in the struggle scene of Shnji's where he got annoyed by the noises of his circumstances like "Get on Eva", "At least don't get on Eva!" are very similar to those in eoe.
>>750870762
just have to say, does the trend of drawing a snaggle tooth as flesh coloured not disturb anyone else? like is it a flap of skin or something, the fhell
>>750870950
well yeah and i would assert that all of those similarities are fairly minor, and that end of eva was way more complex and well made. end of eva is about instrumentality, as well as the nature of the relationship anno has with the audience. 3.3 is about neither instrumentality or storytelling. and i hear no explanation for the CGI spaceship
>>750870042
and I bet you look good in them (wow now I am finding myself embarrassing)
>>750870226
Nope tomos butt is mine and that's where this debate ends
>>750870424
isnt chunibyo the opposite of cool tho
>>750870889
They are 2 distinct characters from 2 different storylines. If you don't even like such a big chunk of Shikinami I don't really see much sense in wanting to call her your waifu.
>>750870042
>>750871158
You chose tomo!
>>750871292
Well fuck. Thats not the one I wanted
>>750871321
its not that i dislike her character in the movie specifically, i just hate what the eyepatch stands for lol, like literally i think at one point Q was going to be the best eva movie out of all of them but got re written in to a 20 year or whatever time jump
>>750871098
>AAA wunder
Hey that's so cool, eh?
It's said that anno wanna make Nadia instead of Eva.
Anyway I think that we cannot, and should not judge ヱヴァンゲリヲン新劇場版:Q unless Evangelion 4, シン・エヴァンゲリオン劇場版, because the nation of eva 3 is so suggestive that with eva 3 itself we cannot understand what anno really mean.
>>750871204
absurdity of chu-2-byo we can't deny, but the mind of seeking coolness is what we should keep in our mind.
>>750871481
anno made a better version of nadia when he made eva
>>750871481
>not nation but nature
>>750871522
it seems that anno altered the manuscript after 3.11 , the catastrophe in Tohoku.
That is why the change from the pre-showing at eva2 happened.
then anno wanted to refine Nadia with the technology of present day, I think.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
Time to work. Please help
>>750871853
Let's make karoushi.
why don't you give me some phrases easy to examine my pronunciation?
plz don't lay on me very puzzling one.
>>750872780
What now?
>>750872872
what?
I mean, I wanna ask whether my pronunciation is affected by my accents.
>>750872935
Ah gotcha
>>750872780
Green Tea reads ぐいん ち
Coffee reads かうふぃ
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rkln0vYqHo
How about this?
my name jeff
>>750873331
Pretty good, no idea what the hell you said at the end though
>These aren't my glasses!
same
>>750873421
my name jeff
>>750873534
ah, I said "What the heck do you mean by that".
Because I spoke without a manuscript I clumsily did it.
>>750873132
https://youtu.be/mVBEqVuF60I
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_03.36_[2017.05.28_18.52.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N8YUwnj.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_03.36_[2017.05.28_18.52.42].jpg")
>>750873331
I was appealing to Gochiusa memes, sorry.
Japs tend to add "u" sounds at the end of syllables needlessly, Green doesn't start with the ぐ sound, you just do a quick G and say riin. You have to put more strength on that letter R.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJ5luuH5bF
Your coffee sounds good and after a couple listens I understood you as "what the fuck did you mean by that", perhaps you should try to speak slower while improving your pronunciation.
Lemme think of something... Try to say "When I left her house it was raining".
Claiming Yukino Yukinoshita
>pic related
>>750874031
>Chiyo-chan
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CgJx7qgzQO
I tried to speak as fluently as you natives do, because I was always told that in order to listen and follow what natives say, we have to speak, in other words, have a command of English as quick .
What if I were Cocoa-chan?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ap6K7hIHN9
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2017.05.28_18.48.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6U3frQa.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2017.05.28_18.48.50].jpg")
>>750874287
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12lu0D1JzwL
Yee. It's important to listen to native speakers, both to train your brain to interpret the language sounds and to correct your pronunciation mistakes. Luckily there's a ton of games and shows in English.
I'm not a native English speaker but I think mine is decent enough to give you some tips.
Also I found it super cute when you abbreviated "chuunibyou" to "chu2byo" up there. None of it works in my native language since no number name is a practical sound.
>>750874940
>the f and t should be pronounced more specifically and explicitly
these abbreviations like chu2byo or 39(thank you→san kyu→san kyuu→三、九) are very common in Japanese.
>No number name is adopted to represent a certain word
What do you speak as the primary language?
Oh shit I failed to add the vocaloo.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VfzLY5yB4z
and what title of anime does this represent?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19jg78jnN5v
>>750874111
That looks like Astolfo lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIb1kvL3oM
The only Waifu worth a damn. Celestine is the hands down the best waifu compared to the rest of this shit-tier filled thread.
>>750871853
holestasia
>>750875356
go back to your heaven.
>>750875342
Not gonna lie, on some good headphones this album is pretty bomb
>>750875356
Thats gay
>>750875643
Chan-Mio!!!?????
>>750875677
>Chan-Mio
What
>>750875751
>Reference to "Naganohara" Mio
Don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sQHP6mnIs8
I'll take a shower for a while.
>>750875499
>>750875643
>>750875816
I haven't watch Nichijou
![[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_04.52_[2017.05.28_18.57.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1FuPVRj.jpg "[Tsundere] Plastic Nee-san OAD [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8DF85A36].mkv_snapshot_04.52_[2017.05.28_18.57.39].jpg")
>>750875336
>these abbreviations like chu2byo or 39(thank you→san kyu→san kyuu→三、九) are very common in Japanese.
Kawaiiiii.
>What do you speak as the primary language?
Portuguese. Now I'm curious how do you call Portugal in Japanese.
>>750875336
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0grU7d3SdNy
I was here.
You were sleeping.
He/She/It was watching.
We were tired.
You were fast.
They were eating.
It's pretty simple so I added some adjectives/verbs/whatever at the end of them.
>>750875336
Something chunibyou wanna make it loud? Not sure I understand.
I miss Mai
>>750876220
Mais dead hes fucking dead i just fuck
Bump
The people putting up the vacaroos, gotta say, not too bad at all. I've heard way worse from exchange students who have claimed to pass the english language test thing with 'flying colors'
>>750876160
That's a good anime.You should watch it and if you like a kind of surrealistic humor you take to it.
Well, I'm afraid I couldn't follow what you say.
You said "Good job It's so much~fix with them~it was. Next~"
Your accent sounds for me, japs, too unfamiliar to understand clearly(I'm sorry but even though I couldn't catch native speakers' narration, then how should I write what you say down?)
I meant to say "even chu-2-byo wanna make a love!"
There is no need to explain more.
>>750877436
>flying colors
what is it?
Are you from the US?
>>750876193
>Well, I'm afraid I couldn't follow what you say.
You said "Good job It's so much~fix with them~it was. Next~"
Your accent sounds for me, japs, too unfamiliar to understand clearly(I'm sorry but even though I couldn't catch native speakers' narration, then how should I write what you say down?)
That's for you.
>>750877461
Halloween is over
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14B1dSuHo94
This is my hope.
*snore*
>>750879323
Wake up
>>750879913
No.
Woohoo
awake or I'll impose extra exams
>>750880068
Let me go to sleep with you then
>>750880122
Ok.
>>750880115
Pls no
>>750880676
Yui cute
>>750880744
Yui is, I wish I were as cute as her though.
>>750882045
why so slow
Hi.
>>750883579
henlo
>>750883579
Hay how it going
>>750883741
Hi
>>750870053
Cute
>>750883741
Hey, how are you doing?
>>750883908
Had an awfully long day at work today, other than that I'd say decent. What about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb0fGJXS2Qg
>>750883908
hello
>>750884225
I am doing just fine, still sick. Have been for 3 weeks now, maybe I need to go to the doctor
what about you?
>>750884225
I have had a day off witch was nice
What was so stressful?
>>750884497
hows it going?
also that's lewd
>>750884497
Hope you get better soon. I'm fine just quite tired.
Also pretty nice pic.
>>750884778
Not really stressful, I just had to work for almost 2 hours more than normally.
It's pretty nice having a day off after a weekend, if you had a free weekend.
>>750885127
Nah mate I worked on the weekend so this is my week end
I know how that feels I am getting asked to stay on a lot atm
>>750884778
pretty well, not hungover
it's tasteful
>>750885127
you could take a good nap
Thanks, I love it
>>750885544
Oh that sucks, unless something weird happens I have every weekend free. I just hope I get to leave work earlier some time this week, so far when they asked me to stay for longer they would let me go earlier some other day.
>>750885672
I'm going to study in a bit, no time for a nap, nor I like them.
Yeah I think that was the first time I saw that pic.
>>750886161
hey cute
I like Taura.
She's hot.
>>750885672
Nice how much did you end up drinking?
That too
>>750886161
I only work a 12 hour contract so it isn't so bad when i work a bit extra
>>750886161
I really like that one
I tried to help, good luck
I just saved it today
>>750887131
Enough to pass out, at least I was on the bed
>>750886637
Hey, how are you doing?
>>750887131
You mean you work 12 hours a week?
>>750887297
Yeah, thanks anyway ^^
>>750887500
good thank you
how about you?
>>750887500
anytime
I am awake now.
>>750888542
Remaking characters when?
>>750888511
Tired, but good overall, thanks for checking. Got something going on for today?
>>750889188
when you become pure
>>750887297
wow and now you are not hung over! your either rely good with your boos or rely bad
>>750887500
Yip
>>750888657
Hi cute
>>750889585
Glad to see you are still about
>>750889351
ok now?
>>750889738
don't lie to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efdN69QscAg
>>750889985
I don't. I'm pure and I'm gonna read skills and figure out what I actually want to do in the game.
>>750889652
What can I say I couldn't wait to see you
>>750890134
https://gyazo.com/a4119a66334672bbc884ca7048357562
>>750890203
Again that's sweet of you heh
Whatcha think?
>>750890240
I'm heheniggerjokes the second.
>>750889585
Oh well that's nice, leaves you a lot of time.
>>750890327
I just can't help
>>750890808
Yeh but I normally I do 24 hours
>>750891386
Lots or cute pics so it's fine
>>750891531
Huu?
>>750891386
Is it hard working 24 hours straight?
Good afternoon.
>>750893864
no no 24 a week
>>750894124
Hello pushy
>>750894487
Hello, Yuno.
>>750894124
Hi.
>>750894487
Oh okay, then do they pay you double?
>>750895144
how it going? were were you?
>>750895533
1.5 overtime :)
>>750895533
hello friend
>>750895703
sleeping
>>
>>750895703
Pretty nice then :).
>>750896885
You doing good?
>>750896885
Did you have a good sleep?
>>750898905
Yeh it gose to about £10 an hour in over time
>>750898905
in a bit of pain but otherwise well
how are you doing? any plans for today?
>>750899072
yes, 8am to 3:30pm
more lewwwwwddddddssssssss
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>750899658
that is quite the nap do you not sleep at night or something?
>>750899692
see >>750895144
>>750900460
hard to fall asleep cause of my joints right now
Claiming Tiffania Westwood
>>750900713
You got bad joints
>>750900801
Sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIb1kvL3oM
>>750900918
I have a genetic disease that causes joint pain, among some other unpleasant things.
>>750899658
Nah, days turn worse over time for some reason for me. Might have a plan for tonight, doens't depend on me.
Why are you hurting?
https://youtu.be/tkzY_VwNIek
>>750901029
aw cute pic
well thats unpleasant and a lot worse than my genetic stuff
>>750900959
Whats your favorite ween album
>>750901339
see >>750901029
>>750902638
going on heavier treatment soon so maybe it will go away
what genetic stuff do you have? or you don't wanna say?
