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I wish i owned cuphead
I wish I could find out why I'm so screwed in the head
>>750854293
Granted, it's an android bootleg
>>750854293
Granted, but you may never play any other game again.
>>750854293
Granted, But a larger cuphead owns you
Really another thread though? The post were becoming shit, what will this be..
>>750854293
Granted but you are unable to complete even the easiest levels.
>>750854121
I wish my doggo would never die
I wish that my parents still were alive
>>750854359
What owns that cuphead?
I wish you faggots were funnier.
I wish I had a broken engine
>>750854424
Granted but your mom disowns you
>>750854442
Granted, but your car still runs fine
>>750854424
Granted, but we become reddit
>>750854395
Granted, but every day the flesh on your doggo rots more and more until he smells so horrible you can't keep him around you, and he lives the rest of his life sad and alone because nobody will love him.
>>750854401
Granted, but after seeing you, they don't
I wish people in this thread would understand that replying to a post with one reply is absolutely pointless and only kills the thread faster. And this happens with absolute certainty.
>>750854414
It's cupheads all the way down.
>>750854401
Granted, but they are each over 1,000 pounds and require your daily assistance, including scrubbing their assholes.
>>750854414
A larger you
OP here, let's add a little rule: Less Granting, more wishing.
>>750854376
>>750854516
Granted, but your dick falls off
I wish to fuck every hot girl in my work
I don't die, isn't a dream, I don't got aids, the girls aren't traps and my life is perfect
>>750854401
Granted, but they were brought back from the dead as zombies, and are in a decaying state, begging you to kill them because they feel unspeakable pain at all times. They also hate you because you brought them back from paradise.
>>750854442
Granted but u gay now
>>750854499
>>750854121
i whis nigga wasnt a "bad" word and "white" was
>>750854121
I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted
>>750854548
I wish this show was never canceled
>>750854582
Granted but your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
I wish op wasn't such a faggot
>>750854548
Granted. But no one granted anymore
>>750854582
Granted but you step on a baby killing it
>>750854121
I wish furry threads would fuck right off from all of the internet.
>>750854582
Granted, but it's opposite day and you fucked a guy in your work
>>750854647
Granted, but your sister wishes it could be
>>750854679
Granted, but you become a faggot.
>>750854315
Granted, but you'll get one new issue with your mental state every week. You will know what's wrong but it will be impossible to cope. You will live your life knowing exactly what is wrong with you, but you will have no idea how to communicate your problems for fix it. You will further and further into a state of vegetation until you no longer have the ability to hold an opinion, speak, feed yourself, or feel happiness. The only thing you will ever feel is the pain and hollow emotion of knowing that you will forever be a burden on anyone who had ever loved you.
I wish for a 30-gallon garbage bag full of high-quality marijuana to appear in my living room
i wish 16yo girls was legal
>>750854691
Granted, but furries are everywhere now and are socially accepted.
I wish for every 1 second spent on 4chan a person must spend 10 on reddit
>>750854691
Granted, but so do you.
>>750854719
But you can only grant 1 wish at a time so the game is now broken
>>750854573
Worth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>750854642
"Anon can you pass me that nigga crayon?" "Sure" "Oh and that white one too" *Teacher yells at anon* "Anon! That's a horrible word, you should say the more acceptable term, cracker"
I wish I was 16-yr-old female 9/10 qt whore
>>750854691
Granted, but your mum, dad, and best friend are now not only furries, but outrageously proud of it.
>>750854785
Granted but the cops catch you
>>750854799
Granted, but all your friends become pedophiles.
>>750854582
Granted, but you don't know how to avoid ruining the conventions of a simple light-hearted game for the sake of a false sense of dominance.
>>750854785
Granted but the police arrive seconds after it appears and confiscate it, and put you in prison.
>>750854799
Granted, but you're a blind quadriplegic now
I wish to be able to lucid dream
>>750854799
Granted, but not actually and they ask you to have a seat
I wish electronic music didn't exist
I wish all those porn game ads at the bottom would disappear
I wish the jews were nice
>>750854861
It's ok, it's legal in my state
i wish you couldn't corrupt this wish
I wish I never had to solve a captcha ever again
>>750854971
Granted but you never wake up
>>750854582
Granted, but who was phone?
>>750854983
granted but now country has become huge
>>750854971
granted, but you can never sleep
>>750854987
gramted, but they have no power and are pretty much the blacks oftoday
>>750855031
worth
I wish a number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two numbers 45 - one with cheese, and a large soda
>>750854971
Granted, but you are only aware of the fact that you are dreaming, and are unable to control the dream or make anything cool happen.
>>750854785
Granted, but the garbage bag also contains garbage.
>>750854984
Granted but they appear in the middle
>>750855044
I love country
>>750855004
granted, but you can't corrupt this corruption
I wish that this was a spiderman thread
I wish for my life to be sligtly better in every way
>>750855027
granted, but now you have to watch a 2 min lenght video every time you post anithing
>>750855089
Granted, but you have to perpetually repeat a timezone in which your friend CJ misses the train.
I wish a Kyuss comeback
>>750855027
Granted. Captcha is now replaced by a robotic arm that reaches out of your computer and jams itself up your asshole to verify that you're human
>>750855089
Granted but you dident follow the damn train
>>750855089
Granted, but you didn't follow the damn train. And you broke in to the wrong house
>>750855139
granted but it''s ahardcore anal poundiing spiderman thread
>>750855139
Granted but you become uncontrollably aroused at seeing pictures of spiderman
>>750855146
Granted, but everyone you care about has the opposite effect
>>750854121
I wish for my wish to be corrupted
>>750855263
Granted but its a jew
>>750855243
I already am. Try again.
So long No-Fap-November!!!
I wish for to be on reddit>>750855263
i wish i fucking died a painful death only once and there is no afterlife
>>750855263
Granted but your dick falls off.
>>750855186
Granted, but Kyuss comes back and takes his arm and reaches out of your computer and jams itself up your asshole to verify that you're a fan.
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>750855312
granted, but you're revived by a passing ambulance and left $145,000 in debt
I wish I could meet M00t
>>750855368
Granted but every inch you are taller your nose grows bigger
>>750854587
Thats not very nice
>>750855368
Granted but you become super obese.
>>750855368
Granted, but the extra height is made entirely out of ants that have replaced your waist
>>750855368
Granted. But you have no feet
>>750855400
i dont think you get what death means, nigger
>>750855412
Granted, but every time you try to interact with him he screeches autistically until you stop
>>750855412
Granted, but M00t confesses he is the author of the g/fur, sissy/trap, and Blacked threads
>>750854121
I wish I was the only man in the world capable of reproducing, and that I was the only one who knew.
>>750855312
Granted, but the pain will be no worse than a minor paper cut.
>>750854642
Granted, but you still can't say nigga.
I wish be a bee
>>750855368
Granted, but you'll never be a baller or have a girl that looks good to call
>>750855487
I wish for moar spideys
I wish to have an iq high enough to understand rick n morty
>>750855146
Granted. But its my version of better which means, 24/7 365 you are came on, cumed in, anally pounded, throat fucked, forced to swallow thick helpings of cum, pissed in and on, forced to drink and swallow said piss. And for the rest of your life your a subby cumslut
>>750855412
Granted, but you both get raped and decapitated by ISIS
>>750855368
Granted, but you will never be a baller. Nor will you have a girl.
>>750855525
jesus christ isnt that a bit overkill
damn near puked
Granted, but Isen has sex with Rukia
>>750855566
Granted, but you become blind and deaf
I wish for a deep space adventure. Alone. With oxygen. A functional ship. Supplies. And no tentacle monsters.
>>750855412
Granted, but it's in a North Korean prison cell.
>>750855597
>>750855557
Hivemind
>>750855565
Granted but you never see a spiderman thread again.
>>750855577
I wish that Only I get raped and decapitated by isis
>>750855555
granted but... you have to say "you like jazz?" 1,073,741,824 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLthw2YWb4s
>>750855689
Lmao
>>750855566
Granted, but now you're so super-intelligent that you cannot possibly relate to the savages around you, and die miserably at the end of a long, lonely life.
>>750854121
I wish for omnipotence for myself
I wish to live in Brazil
>>750855555
Granted. You be a bee, but you can't buzz and are made out of fuzz.
>>750855555
granted, but you sting this cock and die
nice quints too
>>750855555
granted and you get $1 billion bonus for that quints
>>750855676
Granted, but your destination is a black hole.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish
>>750855751
Granted but you grow blonde hair, blue eyes, become an attractive woman with an iq of about 60, and can only speak english.
I wish my cum didn't smell like /b/leach
>>750855676
Granted. Ship has max speed of 55 mph.
>>750855555
FUCKING GET
>>750855676
Granted. The supplies are only enough for one day.
>>750855795
Fuck yeah
>>750855800
Granted. But the fish killed your mother
I wish there were more spidermen here than a trap thread
>>750855704
Granted, but the rape and decapitation is faked and you get to spend the rest of your life stranded on the moon
>>750855906
Whaaa---? But the moon is fake
I wish my wish got corrupted
>>750855821
Granted, but every other part of you does.
>>750855886
Granted but trap threads on average have a very small amount of spidermen and the amount in this thread is only 1 picture more than that.
I wish I had a husband.
>>750855821
Granted, but you lose your dick
>>750855965
Granted. Fag
Op here, to comply with some wishes this thread is now half the original, half Spider-Man
>>750855186
Granted, but now all they play is Miley Cyrus covers.
>>750855995
Granted but your husband kills you one day after you are married to him.
I wish Shrek would float through my open window this eve and show me his love and his life.
>>750855821
Granted but it smells strongly of vomit instead.
>>750855995
Granted but he's a NEET with horrible body odor and an "allergy" to deodorant.
>>750855995
Granted, but he is black
>>750855995
Granted. But he beat you anytime and anywhere
>>750856047
Gottem
>>750854499
>>750854522
>>750854599
>>750854799
>>750854811
>>750855044
>>750855400
>>750855466
>>750855555
>>750855555
>>750855555
>>750855555
>>750855555
>>750855566
>>750855577
>>750855800
>>750856000
>>750856111
i wish i could get dubs
>>750856062
Even better.
>>750854121
I wish I was dead.
>>750856141
Granted but you go to hell
I wish I had a high enough IQ to enjoy Rick & Morty.
>>750856105
Granted. But your father appeared
>>750855995
Granted, but it’s a FtM tranny: its “dick” is an inflatable lump of limp flesh and it grows hair all over. Also, your husband is 5’2, and has wider hips than you.
>>750855676
Granted but everyday your forced to either get fucked by a literal horse cock and get cumed inside of until it doesnt have a boner, or to suck off said horse cock until its no longer erect and until it cums warm thick ropes in your mouth and you taste everything
>>750856124
Granted but you only get them once, and never get dubs or anything else ever again.
>>750856188
We're already there ;)
>>750856112
Suicide is still an option right?
>>750855995
granted but he'll love you forever and he wont stand if you'll ever wanna leave him
Looked up Spider-Shrek and got this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GJ2eeUEFNo
What the heck is weed and homeless doing on some kiddie toy review channel
>>750856124
Granted but only with a .21 chance on your next roll.
>>750856209
>>750856117
Heck yeah
i wish i would be raped by Bailey Jay
>>750856194
Granted, your iq is now 49.
>>750856124
granted, but only in the next decade
I wish that every time a person tripped, the iron content in their blood would drop to zero for just long enough so as not to have any fatal or lasting effects, but still to cause sufering.
>>750856194
Granted, but Season 3 is bad- oh
>>750856308
Yes but he is so abusive and manipulative that he has convinced you that even if you kill yourself he will find you in the afterlife and drag you back to life to face more abuse
>>750856394
Granted but every time you take a step you trip. Props for the creative wish tho.
>>750856394
Granted, but there's a large black man named Baco who follows you around tripping you as he pleases and you can't fight him or stop him in any way
I wish to delete all the Spider-Man memes
I wish the girl of my dreams would let me fuck her.
>>750856321
I wish Elsa from this view would bang me every night
i wish i be a millionaire
>>750855995
surely it can't be that hard to get a husband ?
>>750856509
Granted but you will get aids.
I wish I could wish for fish on a dish with a fish wish dish
>>750856509
Granted. But it's a trap
>>750856394
Granted. But every time you sneeze a flaming genderfluid feminist tranny is born.
>>750856394
Granted, but this include psychedelic trips, vacations, and when you're straight tripping dawg
>>750856536
Granted. But you can't spend the money
>>750856471
That's hot tbh
>>750856536
But you don't find out until you're 89 and on your last hour of life
I wish this thread to be a Gary Oak thread. Smell ya later
>>750854679
Granted, but he keeps sucking dicks on a regular basis
>>750856509
Granted but you cant get it up
i wish i had more ketamine
>>750856509
Granted but you get aids
>>750854502
>>750856547
>>750856643
Hivemind
>>750856611
I wish Gary would smash me every tiem
>>750856630
Granted. But you can't feel the effects of it
>>750856591
why
>>750856609
i'd donate it to a venezuelan sexworker
>>750856557
Granted. But your dick is rotten
>>750856630
Granted, but the amount continually increases and you can't do anything with it until you're forced to leave home due to being crowded out.
>>750856536
Granted, but you also get an earring, makeup, and a wicked hairstyle and everyone calls you a faggot in song form.
I wish for my mother to love me.
>>750855995
granted but it's me
>>750856695
Granted. But his cock smells like Snorlax's swamp ass
>>750856509
Granted, but you have amnesia for the whole event
I wish that I could /b/ecome spidershrek
>>750856772
Granted, but she loves you sexually and forces you to be her sex slave.
I wish I could fly like peter pan. Only grant my wish if you can corrupt it creatively, for example "but you are 10x as sensitive to g-forces and black out when making sharp turns while flying"
>>750856727
Because the world became communist in the next hour
>>750856796
Granted, but you get 100 Donkeys
>>750856772
Granted, but for her to love you, you must be female. She performs MtF surgery on you in the basement
I wish for a non corrupt wish.
>>750856572
HAHAHAHA
I wish reply my reply
>>750856854
Granted, but your dick falls off
I wish Kecleon would let me steal from his shop
>>750856854
Granted, but instead of being a kid forever, you age at a rapid and exponentially faster pace and die within days of being able to fly.
>>750856854
Granted. But you get no such creative corruption
>>750856611
Granted, but all the Spider-Man posts are gone and it goes from spidey to Gary
>>750856854
You can fly except you float ad infinitum into the vacuum of space.
And Hook rapes you
>>750855192
kek, i wish people would grant more wishes like this
>>750856963
granted but he become black
>>750856948
Granted
I wish I could get dubs
I wish for a Tesla model 3 with all the options
>>750856854
Granted, but every time you fly you have to chart out the exact path you plan to take and basically write out some sort of formula that will allow you to take exactly this path. Any deviation will send you to an unknown location.
I wish I had my own studio apartment
>>750856991
>And Hook rapes you
kek
I wish everyone that likes anime in dub would die
>>750856854
Granted but you crash and die a painful death
>>750857064
Granted, but it has a ass fister
I wish be otaku
>>750857095
Granted but its now in german
>>750856968
Dang. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but even you would be disappointed with your performance
>>750857114
a mandatory ass fister
>>750857086
Granted, but it is in the most dangerous section of the city and you will be mugged every day.
>>750857160
>a mandatory ass fister
a mandatory ass fister
>>750857114
That's a bonus, not a corruption
You must comply now /b/ Gary has taken over the thread
>>750857196
a mandatory ass fister?
>>750857086
Granted. But you don't have electricity
I wish that the Cold War escalated into full-blown thermonuclear fun-times
>>750857213
a mandatory ass fister, yes.
>>750857215
granted, but nukes just exploded into snow
>>750854121
I WISH I WAS THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
>>750857273
granted, but op is fag
>>750854121
I wish i was nigger
>>750857081
Fuck, I suck at math.
I wish there were moar spideys and that this thread wouldn't die
I wish Gary
>>750857273
Granted. But you don't know how to use
>>750857215
Granted, but the war ends instantly and the world is now a happy communist paradise and everyone is in a constant state of bliss.
>>750857273
Granted, but the universe implodes with you in it.
>>750857323
Granted. You're one of the half-and-halfs. And albino. and have no legs. and live in a cave
>>750857273
Granted but you are the ONLY person in the universe.
>>750856737
i'd totally agree on this
with $1 billion the last thing would be what others speaking about me
>>750857273
Granted, but you're the only living being in the universe
I wish for cheddar
I wish I could suck and swallow better than a vacuum
>>750857518
Granted, but it is not the cheese but slang for money. You have to eat it all.
>>750857518
Granted but it's extra extra extra extra extra sharp cheddar and it makes your taste buds explode and you can't taste anything ever again.
>>750857448
i mean millions
soz, originally i wanted to write billionaire, but even a million would be enough for me for life long
You can't ignore my girth
I wish I was a gorilla with a tail
>>750857624
Granted, but you have no genitals.
I wish I was a flying f*ck
>>750857624
Granted, but you get strangled by your tail if a child falls into your enclosure.
>>750857680
Granted, but the fuck is a threesome between 3 guys.
I wish for never ending suffering and the worst things imagineable and constant excruciating pain for everyone, including myself
That Taylor Swift wiz my mum
