Waifu Thread
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Rules:
>Try to have fun!
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>>750775099
I'll talk to my doc when I get there again and see what he says about it, but I'll try to keep that in mind
CS:GO is super stressful, I can't enjoy playing it at all
Which CoD games were you playing?
Rem claimed
I wanna squeeze Jibril's breast
>>750775155
Csgo makes me hate myself, everyone on my team, everyone on the other team, valve, the engine, myself, myself and myself.
MW2, BO1, too bad cod4 is dead because that one was good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWDMHwZ064
>>750775183
いい顔
いい服
いい絵
>>750775321
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't absolutely suck at it, but I'm fucking awful, so it's just 45 minutes or more of me being dead
BO1 is the best modern CoD game, CoD4 was amazing when I played it, but my favourite of all time was CoD 2
>>750775426
Which one?
賢狼ホロはいびきなどかかぬ!
>>750775183
Two for the price of one?
>>750775461
Well I can be pretty decent but for the life of me can't ever figure out the state of mind that causes it, and usually just get upset.
My first was mw2, but I soon discovered the pretty neat cod4 pc community. BO zombies was great, but the multiplayer wasn't fun on console, and now the only active server is nuketown 24/7 on pc. Eh.
>>750775799
Oh, look, a Sono.
You've been lurking?
>>750775799
>>750775914
I'm just always bad at it
Unless they're somehow worse than me
The CoD4 PC community like 8 years ago was amazing. I was part of this one clan that was pretty large at the time
BO multiplayer on PC is a huge letdown for me, since I love HC CTF and I got banned for calling the mods faggots who only enforce rules when it benefits them
>>750775799
Sono a cute
>>750776077
Nope I've been in /trash/ all this time~ What chu been up to?
>>750776126
Stop posting my face! I hate how I look!
>>750776204
are you Duke?
>>750776208
She's mine, you go away
>>750776275
Yes, I am
What do you want Sono?
>>750776275
As a different persona I imagine
I like how I look
>>750776275
You must post as someone different because I never see you there >:/
>>750776383
Duuuuuuuke <3
>>750776417
Yus, I would post with Sono but Aikawa is insane
>>750776418
She's cute.
>>750776447
I do, I have like 5 personas there
>>750776418
Nice self esteem.
>>750776468
Please don't
>>750776204
I still see a new fragmovie for cod4 show up once in a blue moon.
Ah yes, the classic, "he knows Im a fucking terrible person, better shut him up," tactic. Got banned from a gmod server a couple of times years ago but the owner knew the guy was a prick so they lasted 15 minutes.
>>750776604
>>750776673
Cute
>>750776526
I wonder if you talked to me there...
>>750776526
Well who are they?!
>>750776644
Is a fragmovie like a montage?
The server had a rule that you couldn't camp the enemy flag, and if someone took the flag you had to leave the spawn area. They had someone on their team camping really hard, and I was like yo, can you tell this guy to not? 3 maps later he was still doing it. But it was okay, because the mod was on his team
>>750776776
So you enjoy seeing me in pain?
>>750776828
We talk all the time ^^
>>750776884
not telling~
My veins feel like they're burning
>>750776987
Fair point
What brings you here?
>>750776526
>she
>>750776599
Would you fuck you? I'd fuck me
Off to church! bye everyone!
>>750777133
I miss all of you... I want to cry
>>750777227
huh?
>>750776987
Well what can I do to convince you otherwise?
>>750776952
Yeah, montage. Still played.
Oh, some mods are real power trippers, but they get real chummy with the owners and admins. The best servers are norules servers where only hackers or serial trolls get banned.
>>750777227
Not really into fembois but sure.
>>750777450
Am I femboi
this is my mommy lucoa <3
she gives me milkies everyday! i love her very much
>>750777445
Most mods are power trippers
I was a pretty good mod on the server I was a mod on
>>750777777
>>750777777
?
>>750777723
Did you do nothing, because that's good moderation.
>>750777629
You can be anything you want.
>>750777814
No, I banned hackers
I spent more time spectating after becoming a mod than playing
>>750777985
Do I look like a femboi*
>>750777987
Being the all powerful observer is fun. I was never into the whole process to get it on any of the servers I frequented, just to never use it.
>>750778484
That was something they pushed onto me because I had no life
Hi.
>>750778582
How many anons post in these threads?
>>750778695
A handful of frequent ones, but if you're talking since they started, probably a hundred or two hundred
>>750778762
Oh wow. Do any of them distinguish themselves aside from the loving one?
>>750778682
Hello
>>750778805
The tripfags do, and you can usually tell who's who
>>750778582
Oh, right, well that sucks. I never stayed in any community long enough to become really trusted, probably for the better.
>>750778695
14 right now.
>>750778923
I was in that one for about a year
>>750779026
>>750779026
>>750779026
Reminder that I love Mio and she loves me!
>>750778809
Hey, how are you doing?
>>750779489
Good how are you?
>>750779761
I've been better to be honest, only normal being a sunday.
Got any plans for today?
I love Mio!
Mio is the best! So cute!
>>750780356
I am in a similar condition. My friend wants to see a jew-vie today and asked me if I would like to join. I don't particularly care for them but he doesn't have anyone else to go with so I said yes
I want to marry Mio!
>>750780629
That's nice of you, what will you watch?
Bump
Bumping for Mio!
>>750775036
morning Jibril!
>>750782123
book on head
>>>>750782123
Oha(You)
>>750778682
>>750778682
*noms on you*
inside no.0 seems pretty interesting
>>750782123
who is this cute little lesbian
>>750782123
what she eating?
>>750782267
I goofed up, it's no.9
>>750782141
o....ok
>>750782267
this is Yami from To-LOVE-Ru
>>750782269
taiyaki
>>750782486
she is making me hungry what anime is that?
>>750782486
thanks cute
>>750782603
To-LOVE-Ru
the anime itself is pretty good...nothing epic by any means but I love her character
>>750782486
I don't remember her
Must've forgotten her, watched a few episodes years ago
>>750782629
thank you
good morning everyone !
>>750781122
Some super hero movie :(
>>750782269
Cute!
>>750782217
Are you hungry today?
>>750782724
Morning.
>>750782735
Damn, hope it doesn't last like 3 hours or something.
>>750782724
morning
>>750782724
it's noon though
>>750782657
waaaah i want to watch it now!
thank you for talling me
>>750782724
nyan!
>>750782752
hungry*!!!!
>>750782903
yes, please feed me, i'm going to diee
>>750783438
I have a delicious morsel of beef for you, cutie!
>>750783438
it's not bad by any means...it's good stuff
you have quite the cute there, friend
>>750783418
time zones are a heck of a thing
>>750783438
Nyan
>>750783438
Want some ice cream?
>>750784555
somehow what I wanted to write didn't write itself and when I pressed enter it just sent the post
this is just great
>>750784623
Things don't write themselves.
QOTT:
>How are you going to spend your Sunday?
>Need to be somewhere tomorrow? Where?
>Looking forward to the coming week?
>What are you listening to right now?
>>750785419
>I will be doing more work for the business. Writing up this damn policy manual. Fun huh?
>Nowhere to be. I take Monday's off
>Yeah I kind of am. Got a new client starting though which is the first time I've been nervous about a client
>Mostly classical. If I listen to anything with lyrics I can't focus on this manual
>>750785320
I typed everything though, computer just decided that I didn't want to type.
>>750785419
>
just play some vidya and possibly get drunk again
>
Nope, I have Monday off because of the parade we did for remembrance day
>
Somewhat, I know we're an attack next week, we might be inserted with helicopters
>
https://youtu.be/ctxdONF1zPU?t=1h8m45s
>>750785606
dun goof'd....here's my picture
>>750785419
Im gonna spend my sunday squeezing Jibril's big luscious titties
Church to get married to Jibril
Yes because I'm gonna have a hot wife like Jibril.
I'm listening to the sounds of Jibril moaning as i make love to her
>>750776275
That's some scoliosis right there.
>>750785419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iOrvktsLGk
>>750785419
>How are you going to spend your Sunday?
Going to buy a fire pit, and then some booze. Gunna be drinking with a friend tonight.
>Need to be somewhere tomorrow? Where?
Work at night tomorrow. Not looking forward to it, but it is what it is.
>Looking forward to the coming week?
Eh, no different than any other week. Nothing particularly interesting going on... or well, I guess I'm selling my Supra this week, so I'll be getting a nice chunk of change from that.
>What are you listening to right now?
Caught me between songs. So I'll post both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n24kUq7AyOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxqhV6Lx_uo
>>750785606
>>750785637
>taking mondays off
that's a great strategy tbh
>new client
what do you do exactly?
>>750785623
>drunk vidya
+
>helicopters
soounds like fun, have you done something like it before?
>>750785990
drinking is always a good idea
do you at least get some more money for night shifts?
>music
>~
>+
>>750785817
i can link my folder if you want all the otehr pictures?
>>750786428
Helicopters? Yeah I have. Not for n attack though, it was just an insertion, happened around 8 months ago. Really fun
I wouldn't having the folder as well
>>750786428
licensed psychotherapist...work two jobs. One for a private practice, and run my own as well. My own is still damn new so not able to draw a check off it yet. Still need to build the account
love what I do. The money is more attractive but it is eat what you kill so no client equals no money.
On the other hand I make my schedule now
*KLINKS BOTTLE*
WARRIORS~
>>750786428
Yes pls link it.
*bows*
>>750785419
>
Moving some stuff around from one apartment to an other. Study music and try not to procrastinate on my writing.
>
I should normally be working but I took the week off to focus on studies.
>
No. I already feel like this week is going by too quickly.
>
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZI2R9bT1Du
I'd be listening to some classical or jazz but I have a hard time focusing on writing if I listen to something else at the same time
>>750785637
a cute
>>750786428
>Paid more
HA. Not a chance. But eh, I always work night, so I'm used to it. And it's low maint as fuck, to the point I do practically nothing.
~ and +?
>>750786636
WHERE'S THE MEAD?
shebby horo
>>750786919
Hi Stalker-kun
>>750786619
living the life tbh
best of luck to you then
>>750786791
good luck with your studies then
>>750786842
+ is good obviously...
and ~ is ambiguous i guess, it's ok i guess
>>750786618
>>750786671
tis a ruse, i don't have it uploaded anywhere
there isn't a ton of it anyway, only around 150 worthwhile ones
>>750787193
hello wise on
>>750787193
watch that tail
Mai waifu
>>750786791
>forgot the music
great one, really enjoying it
claimed
>>750787227
mamboozled
Post [more pic of Jibril then
And what about you?could you answer your QOTT?
>>750787237
Aye Yamiyami!
>>750787299
[tail] <------------(O も O)
>>750787374
thanks! It's still far from being complete though
>>750787783
nice to see you again!
>>750787610
i'm posting more than enough already
why would you even want to see pics of women? i thought you were like 200% closeted?
>answer QOTT
>vidya -> shower -> bed, dem timezones
>work
>no
>holo's music
>>750786842
GAS THE BIKES
>>750787783
im gonna help
(∗ᴗั∗)-----> [tail] <------------(O も O)
Snek is besuto!
>>750787979
fair enough
She does have a very good tum, what can I say
What was your job again? I'm not sure if I already asked or not
>>750787227
Ah, well then have another by them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hnS9BVlYK4
>>750788033
RACE CAR NOW!
>>750788333
checked
you've seen the best ones already anyway (the bodypillow)
yeah belly is here it's at
>>750788842
>this video is not available
10/10
>>750785623
What did you want to type there?
>>750785419
Already spent cleaning mirrors and windows and doing other work around the house. Now it's time to figure out if I want to play, watch stuff or study.
Home in case I get a delivery.
Yes because I might get deliveries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gv8VTMsmHo
>>750788255
How kind of you~
>>750787908
Yamiyami, what is it you like about Yami?
>>750787979
>holo's music
Don't spoil it for yourself though! I'll be sure to post it when it's actually done
>>750788938
True, that one is amazing. I wish she had more art, really like her design
>>750788951
I forgot uwu
I just remember typing. I must've clicked somewhere on the screen because thread watcher opened and images opened
>>750788951
getting something interesting?
>>750789123
well she on the surface stoic and uncaring but inside she is actually kind. You have to get to know her first.
She loves to learn, has a nature that bounces back and forth
also damn adorable
Then comes her transformation....and well....that's a whole new story
>>750789123
~_~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQu9M5jAheU
>>750789589
I guess I'd have to watch the series
>>750791177
it's pretty decent...sorry the transformation she takes on a whole new personality...almost exact opposite
Sorry for being vague
I'm claiming Koneko from High School DxD. She's adorable!
Hello all
Claiming Gardevoir. The ultimate Pokéwaifu
>>750791442
Actually, I'd rather thank you for spoiling me as little as possible
>>750791177
Sing me a song, you're the piano man
>>750791691
well nothing further...and nothing I placed in the second post will spoil anything
but I appreciate your position
so I suppose your tunr...when do you like about the wisest?
>>750791442
H legs straps long time no see
>>750791589
Is she a bat or a cat?
>>750791659
Isn't that bestiality
>>750792044
hey it has been a while
how are you today?
>>750792210
Doing good got 2 extra hours of work to day witch was nice and now I have the next 2 days off
>>750792506
nothing like finding a day off
what will you do with those days?
>>750792748
Not rely shore I am doing challenge runs of dark souls 3 at the moment but I could benefit from something more social
>>750791691
Initially, the first thing that caught my attention was the way she spoke.
「 わっちはいびきなどかかぬと言っとるじゃろ!」
You can dump that in google so it can read it for you
Then I noticed how wise she was, and how that did not prevent her from being playful, or even teasing. She finds wonders in small things and they make her happy. Even if she's wise, she still manages to hold a grudge against potatoes for almost choking her to death.
I would extend this post further but I need to move a bit more stuff from my apartment!
>>750791848
I'm finally about to go fetch my piano. we've been separated for about a month now
Waz gud niggas?
>>750793338
Hi Mio lou
>>750793338
Pizza is pretty gud and what are you doing to long cat there?
>>750793498
Hey mugi
>>750793566
What kind of pizza? Boneless? Hopefully not pineapple
>>750793311
>わっちはいびきなどかかぬと言っとるじゃろ!
that's a right fine explanation and good reasons
not at all...good luck with the move
>>750793031
What would you do today that is more social?
>>750793977
Death to pineapple pizza!
>>750794037
Hmmmm /waifu/ is as social as I rely get
>>750794792
Pineapple pizza is for the weak!
>>750795277
everyone who likes pineapple pizza is mentally deranged
>>750795538
how can you tell me this doesn't look delicious
>>750794792
>>750795277
>>750795538
why would you hate a pizza tipping so much?
>>750795902
Because pineapples don't belong on pizza
>>750795538
This. They need to be sterilised to protect the race.
>>750792044
She's a cat
>>750792044
It's Poképhilia and it's acceptable in some regions
FailFish
Ochaco Uraraka because cute af
>>750795902
Because it is heresy
>>750795662
>Clears throat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>750796178
Could not agree more, the only other option is we put them in room 101 for reeducating
>>750796209
That explains the tail but what about the cute little wings
>>750796264
Lol 10/10 answer
>>750796178
>>750796863
i understand it's a meme, and that's a perfectly valid reason
but why is this fruit in particular more relevant than others? why would you hate pineapples so much?
>>750796536
PunchTrees
>>750797045
Sponges live in them.
>>750796863
I'm not sure that reeducation would work. Euthanise them
>>750797045
2 main reasons a lot of people have a instinctive repulsion of the mixing of juice and grees and after that it is strange to have a sweet tasting pizza
>>750797326
You oviously have not seen how yuno reeducates people
also I love that pic
Pineapple has its place as a flabour, but raw pineapple on a pizza shouldnt be. I dont like eating things that squelch.
>>750798434
As a person who is going out with an italian, I know my pizza. Pineapple is an abomination on pizza.
>>750798067
But of course people who enjoy pineapple pizza are irredeemable.
>>750798701
As a cook, I cant ignore the flavour potential. As someone raised by Italian-centric Slavic Australians, its pretty disgusting.
>>750798434
>puts pineapple on your pizza
>>750798701
steals waifu
IMO, pineapple on pizza is not the worst topping there is. If it's all there is to eat, I'll eat it. Not my first choice, but it's food and edible.
Anchovies on the other hand, get that shit outta here.
>>750799179
>not liking anchovies
>>750799244
To be fair, fish in general isn't my thing. There's like, all of 1 fish joint near me that makes something I like. Think it's like, fried tempura or something like that.
>>750796499
Cute
>>750799389
Anchovoes are the base of all good pastas
>>750799179
Anchovies are delicious you filthy heretic.
>>750799389
Dont you like shrimp or sushi?
>>750799470
I have like 9 boxes of pasta
>>750799470
I wouldn't know about that in the slightest.
Eel on pizza is delicious
>>750799244
not ohayo of course but here is my experience
in burgerland most people's experience with anchovies is sub par big chain pizza joins (pizza hut, dominos, etc) and the anchovies are of quite poor quality (in my experience).
that said, i do like canned anchovie that you would get from a super market (or herring or mackrel), usually sitting in olive oil, on a cracker
>>750799608
Because we cooks sneak it into everything we can because its delicious
>>750799601
Thats rookie numbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tdufh3G2uQ
>>750799601
Sushi not so much, and shrimp I'm kinda indifferent to.
>>750799726
Y tho
>>750799726
Make me a shrimp scampy with an ostrich burger
>>750799835
You don't like sushi?! Its delicious.
>>750796863
Ah, she's born a Nekomata, but was turned into a Devil later, which resulted in her having these wings as well as he cute ears and tail
>>750799835
I don't care for fish or seafood in general, but I've been land locked my entire life (in american mid west) so that probably explains why. i didn't grow up eating much of it, and what i have had probably wasn't very fresh or of poor quality. i will try almost anything at least once though so i will try something someone recommends or makes for me
>>750799835
Because we like to give you plebs tasty foods
>>750799903
Scampi isnt a dish, its a name for a type of fish. Shrimp have a shit texture, and ostrich is tough and shitty.
>>750783580
did you mean a delicious torso~?
>>750783799
your is uber cute though~
i'm trying to torrent it but my internet is super slow, and streaming is impossible......
>>750783831
nyah nyah~~
>>750785419
i like to spend it eating people~
>>750785907
soory but my english is really bad
>>750799903
From what I've tried of it, I'm not a fan. Who knows, maybe I just tried some shitty stuff.
>>750800156
I get you there. Most of what I've had is beef, pork, and fish was a rarity. And generally, my family can't cook for shit outside of a few recipes. What they do when they venture out, is they make something, it ends up being really subpar, and they never try to make it again. So they never improved on anything they tried to make, so...
>>750800335
Make food sometime pls. Am hungry.
>>750800479
I had a toastie just now
>>750800662
The fuck is a toastie?
>>750800996
You probably know it as a grilled cheese sandwich.
>>750801182
Shiiiiiet, I could go for one of those now... oh well, too lazy to get up yet.
>>750800996
>not knowing what a toastie is
>>750800335
You're not a dish. You have a shit texture and you are tough and shitty.
