Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
>23 age old
> 27 shnoodles kaboodled
your thread is cancer
>>748264194
>19
>1
Girlfriend of over 1 year, known her for over 7 years.
42 yo
65
22
3
32
0
> 20
> 16
33
Over 150 unless you forget hookers, in which case maybe 3
>>748264505
Underage fag MODS
Age 28, 51
22
8
20
Three
22
11
22
4 and couldve been a lot more if I wasnt a dumbass who couldnt take hints.
>>748264194
31
2
>>748264194
31
0
should i become an hero?
>>748264505
were they all your uncles?
33, about 32 different women. Only 3 in the last 4 or 5 years though.
>>748264194
29 300 maybe more
>>748264194
age 27
fucked around 25 women. Mostly in my late teens when you could just lie your way into a girls pants.
>>748264194
>32 yo
>17 fuck toys
37
And its either 6 or 7. I think I might have forgot to count someone.
Anyone who says more than 0 on /b/ is a liar
31
2
27, somewhere between 115-125. I lost count around 80 or so, then just gave up on counting. Also was drunk for quite a few
23
6 if whores count as women
23 years young
1 grill
>19
>13
>>748264814
were any of them drunk? if so, you're a rapist
@748264194
22
14
>>748264194
>18
>0
And I'm fucking pissed about it
> be me 22yo
> about 12 girls fucked
20 yrs old
7 gals
2 fellas
No homo
27 years old
4 girls
18 year old, fucked 4 women.
>>748264194
26
60
>>748264874
hey, at least you're not 31 yet
keep doing what you're doing and you'll get there soon enough though
31
9
24
around 20, stopped counting after 10 cause who cares
33
About 30 mostly nigger whores
26
0
>>748264874
Same
>>748265039
me: >>748264911
thats not sad, i lost virginity at 19 yo, 12 women in 3 years and im in a 1,5 year relationship
Age 25
Girls 1 when I was 23
Some times I wish I was still a virgin cause she fucked me up mentally and didn't even care and still doesn't.
>>748264194
>22
>high 50s
>went to a party school
>good many may be considered rape
>frat/b/ro
>22yo
>20
12 and a half
Over 100 from another school
27
3 (2 cambodian hookers and 1 latina hooker) i also attempted a black hooker once but i couldnt even get hard enough to penetrate her even though she was sucking my dick like a champ, but nothing was working.
I hope one day to get a white hooker but im too beta to fuck a white woman
>>748264194
18.
Do paraplegics count as half a person?
>>748264505
Sure kid. Thinking about girls in your class while you fondle your tiny prick isnt the same as actually fucking one.
61
0
>>748265248
You are the garbage of the school population congratulations
25
2
;(
probably had about 10 chances that i totally fucked up
I actually have a Russian foot mistress. I pay her $200 per hour for a few sessions of worshipping and kissing and sniffing and licking her feet every week.Its been a year, usually around 2-3 sessions a week. I also take her shopping (sometimes for shoes and she humiliates me publicly, sometimes for other stuff) I literally googled femdom in my area one day and got lucky she was a stunning 5'11" blonde a 20 minute bus ride away from me. Convenient distance but in a completely different area so no way I would ever run into her in my daily life.
One time she had on alot of makeup and had straightened and styled her hair and had on really tight yoga pants and a form-fitting sphagetti-strap top.I knew something was up because she takes me for granted, she usually doesnt dress up or put on makeup for our sessions, she knows she owns me regardless. Halfway through our session she got a text message while I had her foot in my mouth and she told me the message was from her bf and that I should get up and leave. OMG when I got home I fapped like a madman to the thought of her getting fucked, It was the most mindblowing fap of my life
>>748265484
That's a lot of money.
>>748265366
you mean chad bro you fucking faggot
this is why you font get laid fam
>>748265484
>Halfway through our session she got a text message while I had her foot in my mouth and she told me the message was from her bf and that I should get up and leave.
Thats very unprofessional
>>748264515
KEK
>>748265484
Have you actually fugged though?
>>748265570
Between paying for the sessions, buying her gifts and shopping or dining, ive spent about $45k on her (ive also been paying her rent and bills the past 3 months since she wants to save to buy a house). Worth every dollar, she is the best thing to ever happen to me
>>748265721
She offered me a refund and apologized, but i told her its fine she can keep it. Shes actually a total sweetheart outside of sessions, shes literally the sweetest person ever
>>748265878
No I havent even seen her naked or even in lingerie, she always has clothes on and Im on my knees naked on the floor in front of her. she spits on me and calls me names and kicks me in the face alot.
20
0
>20
>7
Haven't had any in 2 years though
>>748266162
>Shes actually a total sweetheart outside of sessions, shes literally the sweetest person ever
She doesnt want to lose her meal ticket you stupid cuck. How do you have so much money? Why arent you using all that money better? With that sort of money you can get multiple 10/10 sugar babies who will lick your butthole and do whatever you want.
>18
>4
29, 5
35
4
>>748264194
Age: 22
Number of women fucked: 0
23
11
29 years old
150-200 puss banged, thank the Lord for meetme and girls with daddy issues
>>748264194
21
0000
Age 28
Fucked 12 girls
24
4
36
20 girls, the last 6 were with my gf in 3 sums
asian, toronto
34 years young
0 women
0 men
20:5
>>748264194
Age: 43
Women: Approx 60-70
It's not that much really. If you think about fucking 2 per year random hookups since 18, that´s 50 right there.
>19
>1
>>748266162
>>748265484
How can I become a wealthy Footchad like you?
>>748264194
42yo
0 fucks with real women
But 1000 fucks with my loli doll from China.
>>748264515
This was supposed to be my reply faggot. But mines 10 that I didn't pay for. Hookers, I counted 26 once then remembered one I forgot about.
>>748264194
>26
>2
>Feelsbadman
>>748265484
> $200 per hour
> 2 - 3 times per week
> rides the bus
Does not compute.
54 ...242 and counting. About 30 hookers included in this total about 20 of those were brazilian
>>748267324
>taking your car to see a hooker
>parking your car outside a hookers apartment then getting out of it and walking to the hookers apartment
>then having to walk back to it when ur done so the cops staked out outside grab u
23
9
>20
>6 gril
>1 boyo
Really wish i banged more dudes before getting in a long term relationship
19
2
18
6 women
2 guys
1 trans
1 asex
I SWING FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAM
>>748264194
>18
>about 10, I don't keep a record
+
>>748264515
this.
>28
>1 not counting hookers, yes she was my first.
>>748264194
>21
>One when I was 14
>Two at age 16
>One at 18
>One at 20
22
4
All year or more relationships.
>>748264631
im only 22 but 0 here as well. when i stopped trying, i had girls throw themselves at me but i found out i didn't want it. it's not as important as people or movies make it seem. i grew up with american pie movies and it seemed like something i had to do but it'll happen with someone when i like them enough, doesn't bother me anymore and im way less stressed.
>inb4 gay, that would make more sense and i'd be fine with that but im not, just don't care much about sex
27
4 chicks all in the same night in 2008
they were drunk as fuck
>>748267548
>asex
they don't have sex dipshit but regardless it's nice to be open
>>748267231
Stop being poor
>>748267324
She lives in Manhattan. If you were a New Yorker you would understand how much driving in Manhattan sucks
>>748266564
Ive had sex with two women, none of it comes to the ecstasy i feel in the presence of my mistress. Its literally heaven being under feet, my mind goes numb around her from how perfect she is
32
Somewhere around 160
>96
>0
I know the very secrets of the universe.
>>748266564
That's at its highest like $24k/yr. Are you 17? How do you not have $24k each year to spend on your hobby?
>>748264194
29
29
>>748267904
He said he pays her rent and buys her expensive gifts too see >>748266162
>>748267816
fake
32
10
Getting married so I don't expect that number to increase. Maybe.
>>748267985
>believing this fat weeb's fake story
kek
25
above 100. I don't count anymore.
>>748264194
43
37
>22
>2
not sure if the first one counts since i only lasted like 10 seconds and she laughed, and then denied that we had sex after we broke up
20
0
Confidence is at an all time high
>>748268109
The liars dont even try
>>748268160
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
beta
>>748267993
>im too poor to spend on my fetishes therefore everyone else is
I have a $120k a year salary and made about $100k last year investing on the side and inherited $500k a few years back when my dad kicked the bucket (i have that on the side giving me 7% a year in a mutual fund as well,all compounding) I literally spend around $2k a month on myself every month (rent alone is $1400, only reason i spend so much). Everything else is disposable income
>>748264194
54
100+
>18
>0
>>748264194
18
5
Itt a thread full of lying faggots with a couple honest ones.
>>748268229
...k
It's not hard if you go outside and look nothing like you.
25
2
52
1200 or more women
>>748268229
>>748268272
samefag
You can't comprehend some here aren't ugly betas that spend their time and money fucking women for fun?
>b-but that's not faaair
moron
>>748267993
>The Virgin Shitposter
>>748268253
>The Chad Footslave
>>748267353
Also been in and out of relationships a lot so could be much higher. Currently in 9 yr relationship but still manage to bang 3-4 new ones a year.
>>748268311
21
5
I credit daddy issues for 5/5.
>>748268426
more like
>based anon
vs
>beta slavecuck
>>748264194
>17
>0
27
0
untouched kissless virgin
>>748268561
>>748264194
23, 0
28.
12 girls
5 guys
>>748268750
faggot
25 yo
23 girls
9 oral sex
2 fat girls
As if one didn't need enough
26
1... consistently for about 7 years
>>748264194
41yo
103 girls
>>748268390
Sure kid
20
2
>>748268833
Only when I'm drunk. ;) Wanna get hammered with me?
>>748264369
same anon, same.
Just without GF.
>TFW
19yo
3 women
22 yo
20 women
>>748269063
calling others numbers fake because you're a beta virgin. shouldn't you be on r9k?
>>748264194
21
2
Both of which were my GF at the time. Nothing more to it then that.
>>748265484
Lucky anon.
>24
>2
>>748269448
Like I said before, sure kid. Im not the one trying to impress a bunch of anons Ill never meet
27
0
>>748269537
<- r9k is that way. beta.
40
20 (13 of them also in the ass)
20
7
1 black 1 philipino 5 white (1 red head)
>>748264194
29
8
>>748269537
thanks for being impressed though
I'm impressed that you've never gone outside and said you to a woman
It's literally that easy
19
0
>i let /r9k/ blackpill me and now i have no idea if what they're saying is true or not
>can i get laid as a 5-6/10 dude? (with a 5-6/10 girl) or is that super rare in todays society?
>tfw just want 1 fucking ONS but seems 7/10 is minimum to get laid with an average chick from a bar
>>748264194
22, 6
>>748269468
Her feet
19, fucked 0. Not cause i'm weird or ugly, I just am antisocial af and don't go outside.
>>748269771
as a dude all you need is ottermode and nice clothes. go read some Dale Carnegie.
>>748269448
Yeah just outed himself as a virgin no pussy getting mf!
>>748268561
underaged fag, MODS
>>748269872
Disgusting
Age: 34
Relationships: 4
ONS / short term: 15
Prostitutes: around 30~35 is my guess
No babies, not married, living a happy single live, there is one ex i can nearly always call for sex, except she is in a relationship.
17
0
had 5 chances but I'm still waiting for the love of my life
YEAH IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS BUT ITS TRUE AF
>>748264194
41
15
>>748264194
>28
>1
Happy to see I'm doing better then some of you noobs
>>748270030
>he fell for the Disney meme
>>748269719
Why do you care so much what I think? Usually when people get triggered like you it mean you really are lying.
>>748264918
no homosex, yes bisex
0
40yo
35-21
>>748270100
>:((((
>>748268232
he got laid tho
>>748264194
21 yo
1 girl 4 years ago
22
Virgin
Sucked a lapdancers tits once if that amounts to anything.
>>748264194
>23
>3
>>748270102
>implying
Internet detective sperg cracks the case! /s
I go out to my favorite club once a week on 18+ night and leave with a girl probably ever other week
I've been doing this since I was 19
I'm probably in the one hundreds too. After awhile you stop counting.
>>748269894
ah shit. Am quite skinny with low muscle. I do dress nice though :/
>>748269872
Those are Big Feet
>>748264369
Thats beautiful man, cherish that shit
>>748264194
25
2
Almost scored FMF once :(
28 yo
2 grill sex, 3 if you count fingering
0 boyo sex
all gf's, no one night stands
>>748269872
How fucking bony is this whore?
>>748264194
WHO IS THE MILK MAIDEN?
>>748268561
enjoy your ban lmao
>>748270102
I could believe 25 and 100+, but his follow up makes me doubt him in particular
>>748269913
I'm Jew. I became a man at age of thirteen.
>Age 23
>fucked over a 100
Stoped counting on around 80
no hookers, no trans, no gay
Feel kind of guilty
>>748270861
All you did was finish Hebrew school you stupid Jew and got a bar mitzvah you stupid Jew.
27
4
Got married when I was 21
>>748270925
I've never told my current LTR a real number. I said under 20.
>>748270732
Shes not a whore, shes a foot mistress ok.
Anyways, she is 5'11 and weighs 110 lbs. She is blonde blue eyed with a thick russian accent
28
23
found my fiancé at 25, she now does kitten shit and calls me daddy
feelsgoodman
>>748264372
>65
t.hefner
>>748264194
28
3
>18
>4 women
>1 guy
>>748269136
It's okay, not that uncommon. You'll get there and beat my record at least.
>>748270481
Thanks man. I'm trying. I'm pretty confident we'll last.
25
25+
26
3
>>748264194
22
2
20
2
>>748270408
Again, why do you care what I think? Go ahead and keep replying all you want, Im never going to believe you.
19, 1..
>>748271595
(All within the last year, still fucking three of the girls to this day regularly, other girl is a fucking insane liberal cunt so cut that toxic shit out, guy is "straight" but dresses like a trap, have had one other girl and one other guy suck my dick several times, but not actual sex. {Thank God, they're both insane})
>19
>3
2 of those are while in a relationship
>>748264194
22
0
>>748264265
2 would've been more believable, but fact is you're probably a virgin anyway
30
20ish. 7 from the past year and a bit after getting out of a 3 year relationship.
>21 as of today
>0
should I aim for wizardhood?
>>748272137
aim for anything
>>748271814
I don't. You're obviously a whalecuck. But other people read this too, moron. PUBLIC Mongolian throat singing board.
>>748264369
Wow man thanks for giving me hope. I like a girl who I've known for a long time too, she has said she's not interested but she once hit on me while drunk so I hope that one day she'll like me and that it won't be too late.
19
1
Been married for about 2 years. Found the love of my life at an early age.
>>748272656
smells like divorce
>>748264194
name? sauce? source? who is this butt slut?
age 19
3 ladies
1 man
>>748264194
>20
>1
my fiance, hopefully shes the only one ill fuck in my lifetime
>>748272656
hey hope it works out for you but that just sounds like a recipe for disaster
>>748272755
>>748272969
Do some research on teenage marriage and divorce rates. It might feel great now but everyone changes. She will get lusty some day and cheat on you. How will you handle it?
>>748272430
So he replies again...confirmed liar. You must lead a truly sad life to be trying so hard to convince anons you dont know. Anyways, go ahead and reply again...sooner or later youll feel like you won and convicted everyone youre a sexual dynamo.
19
Fucked 2 women a 19 year old and a 37 year old
19.
26.
>>748264194
33
1
But I have sexed her like thousands of times
>>748273144
You love logical fallacies regardless of whether this anon is lying. Read a book.
Unironically kill both of yourselves.
Age 27
Fucked over 30 or so, don't know the exact number and if you're pretending to keep track and posting "accurate" numbers you're a liar. Once you get enough you just stop counting, no one actually keeps track of that unless you're insecure as fuck.
>>748273364
this
>26
>7
4 this year. Finally done w long relationships
>>748273100
Ive known this woman since childhood and as of now we are all each of us has. I appreciate the concern but she is submissive as fuck and a very dedicated person. Im not worried about her running off and cheating on me.
