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>>748158857
>driving with my mom
>she gets out to do an errand
>faceplant in her seat as soon as she's out of sight
>instaboner
Why am I like this
I'd rather not.
>>748158981
That's not even an incest story.
>>748157298
Hazel is good but nothing beats the real thing.
>>748159107
I know. If I had a dog here then I wouldn't need Hazel.
>>748158981
and then you realize you've been bonering off to the shit smell of your dads farts and dirty underwear
>>748159183
Do you live in an apartment or something?
>>748159269
Nah, just a small house with 2 cats that hate each other. Throwing a dog into the mix wouldn't be wise. I'm fine with visiting the rest of my family and seeing my doggo there from time to time.
Anyone else forgetful like me
>Just remembered I have an online exam to do
>It's 11pm
>Had a week to do it
>It's due tomorrow
>Didn't study
End me
>>748159107
I'm still wondering how to get my parents to buy an intact large dog (m or f) instead of a tiny dog without sounding too insistent.
I mean, I think they have at least some idea of how kinky I am (at least they have reason to believe I'm kinkier than average, but I have a higher libido and more fetishes than anyone I know), so I really don't want to sound like I really really want a large dog.
>>748159413
In the same situation + 2 dogs
They get along well enough
>>748159413
Dogs and cats tend to get along from what I've seen unless they are really territorial.
Also avoid pitbulls.
I hope you get a dog one day. They really help you mellow out. My life was hopeless before I got mine but now I feel a lot better.
>>748159553
Just wait until you can move out and get your own. The rent gets as low as $600 for a whole house in the country. It's doable if you work on the internet from home or something.
>>748159788
Agree except for the pit bull, the whole thing about them being aggressive are just media propaganda and are more cause the owner doesn't know how to raise one properly
>>748159835
>work on the internet from home
But those are the worst paying jobs
You spend 50%+ of the time trying to get work and that work is like $10 an hour at best
>>748159788
Not in my case. The 5 cats hate the 1 dog and vice versa with the rest of my family. I've had some asshole animals my whole life though, so I'm used to it.
I don't like pits anyway. Even my own family likes them, but they're ignorant and try to act like you can just teach a dog bred for violence to not be violent. Same leftist idiots who think that about niggers too, but whatever. They're brainwashed because we live in one of the worst nigger capitals in the country.
>>748159903
I have worked with dogs my whole life. My advice is don't get a pitbull. They tend to suddenly snap after years of good behavior. Extremely dog aggressive.
>>748159969
Dude, all the jobs you go to are also $10/hr. The only difference is you save time and gas.
>>748160028
Yeah I felt the same when I lived in the ghetto. Move to the country and itt will clear your head. The fewer the neighbors, the better. People tend to bring unneeded trouble for no discernible reason, especially thugs and niggers and other macho dominant gorilla types.
>>748160114
I'm currently in a somewhat country area, but the thugs and trash are starting to bleed into here too. Won't be long before these nice country roads are filled with shitty, run down apartments.
>>748160114
Living so far away from everything sucks as well. I live about an hour out from the nearest city. Travel times to do really anything are awful. Working online would make it easier, I guess, but the isolation still isn't fun.
>>748158857
>be me
>get doge
>make doge call me uncle
>fuck doge in ass
>>748160573
whaa
>>748160460
This is actually really cute. Just an innocent scene of what looks to be a mother and daughter getting ready for a Saturday or lazy Sunday.
>>748160877
ABD does some cute art.
I'm tired. Gonna try to get some more sleep. Later, sfur.
>>748160976
Night, dash
Any other anons still lurking?
>>748161524
yeah
>>748160245
Sucks so much dude. Run far away while you can.
>>748160318
Well there's a mall 10 minutes from where I live but I'm not the type to go to a mall except with family.
Isolation doesn't exist when you have comforting doggos to love you. If anything, people have always made me feel isolated. Crowds are the most isolating things in the world. Especially in the ghetto.
>>748161524
maybe
>>748161563
>>748161658
Alright. I'll keep posting.
>>748161600
If I had decent amount of money to buy things, I'd be out and about all day.
I have plenty of pets, but they don't seem to make me feel any better. Still incredibly lonely. I love getting out and amongst the world even if I don't interact with anyone. I guess I don't live in the ghetto though, but the closest city to me has one of the highest crime rates in the country.
>>748161969
in the state**
The country would be stretching it a fair bit I reckon.
>>748161969
Well cats and dogs are pretty different. Plus you have to account for the sexual dimension when you relate to one like that.
I can be stupid and open around my dogs. It's a very trusting feeling. But I wouldn't trust most people with much. These days people are even less trustworthy. They are downright psychotic.
>>748162162
I don't think I've ever really connected with dogs. I guess I just haven't found the right one. The two cats I have are pretty cute, and like to snuggle. It's adorable, but doesn't make me feel much better.
>Plus you have to account for the sexual dimension when you relate to one like that
Elaborate?
I suck at socialising, and admittedly I'm not really myself around others, but even still... being able to have fun, and share common interests etc. is something I can't replace with a pet
>>748162653
You sound like you need a girlfriend anon. Honest ones are difficult to find but I think it's still possible if you're careful.
>>748158857
Wait.. am I supposed to post fur, or tell you guys about how I used to fuck my sister? I'm so confused..
>>748162966
Probably, but I'm hopeless at that kinda of thing. It's the least of my worries right now anyway.
>>748159903
Pits are hit and miss, but mostly miss. My bro had two pits that we're good dogs, never bit, slobbered all over the fucking place. But they were the exception.
My neighbor got a pit puppy. Raised it nice, didn't abuse it, trained it properly. But one day, out of nowhere, that shit broke off it chain and killed every fucking cat on the road and a small terrier. Then went back to the neighbors house like nothing happened. Like the other dude said, pits have a bad problem with that they can just snap at any moment, sometimes for no reason at all.
Avoid pits. And chows, too. I've never seen many decent chows in my day.
meh morning
How do I stop being into futas?
>>748163534
there is no going back
>>748158857
>14 y/o with 13 y/o female cousin
>both have different shares of shit child hood
>find comfort in each other
>comfort turns into banging each others brains out any time we got the chance
>her family falls apart, cps takes her away
>feelsbadman.jpg
>see her again like ten years later, she's a jabba the hutt with 4 kids
>typical fat bitch pumping out babies for niggers
why does time ruin everything /b/?
>>748163480
Wow is that hand drawn? Crazy.
>>748163060
Sure why not.
>>748163196
Well if you have the desire go for it. Not much to lose really.
I never had interest with people so I was always attracted to animals instead. It felt more natural.
>>748163534
Call it something else. Not gay.
>>748163315
all the pits I have at work are great, mebe 'cept one, who can randomly get moody, but even then, he's a sweetie.
all the bad pits are raised by chads, bros, and generally people who are incompetent to raise anything.
i also have never met a perfect chow, i havent met any at work.
>>748159107
tips on getting a dog to let you fuck her?
>>748163686
I don't really have any desire for it I guess. Not since highschool at least. Maybe I've given up.
>>748163681
Same fucking thing happened with me. Lived in the country, aunt and uncle lived two houses down the street. They drank and fought a lot but had a daughter with a perfect ass. Kept her hair cut short. Kinda had an attitude in general she was always nice to me. She was 13, I was 15. We fucked like the world was ending for two years. Then her parents broke up and she left with her dad.
When I caught up with her some years later, she had dropped 4 kids, almost doubled on weight, and got on drugs.
What happened?
>>748163700
Tape and ropes.
>>748163686
>sure why not
To which?
>>748163851
It sucks because she's one of two girls that have actually gave a shit about me in my life, so far all of my other relationships were a sham.
>>748163882
Die in the hottest fire possible
>>748163700
start out by just letting yourself "hang out" around her, don't shove it in her face but let her know your dick is safe.
>>748164128
yeah, its not hard to develop a relationship with a woofer. if you really want to make sweet love to her, make sure she's big enough and you cant spay her either
>>748164128
Oh I'm sorry, did I offend the dog fucker? My bad.
>>748164268
she is almost as tall as me when shes on her hind legs so i dont think size is an issue.
>>748161524
God damn that pussy is perfect!
>>748164309
Never fucked a dog, just well read, you offended an animal lover though. Anymore 12 year old riddled edgelord stuff you wanna write or do you need more mascara?
>>748164403
fortune cookies are the best
>>748164444
Quads are well deserved.
no s/fur pic, but I have an incest story.
lil sister has always had a crush on me. to be honest, she's always been hot and popular (I'm a beta). well one day, we are snuggled under the blanket, on the floor, in the basement. I don't remember how it's asked, but she asks (out of nowhere) if I will show her my cock. I gave her the biggest what-the-fuck look. (now some back story. I knew about sex when I was lol 4-6. my family is pretty fucked up, and I was made fun of for being gay if I didn't masturbate, yes AT THE AGE OF 6. weird I know... also, I always caught my little sister watching me dress in the bathroom ALL THE TIME. we didn't have a handle on the bathroom door, it was just a hole) i was probably 9-10, making her 7ish, maybe 6, when she asked me this. (she knew, I'm sure, just about as much as I did about sex, etc). I must have scared her with my look, because she said "I'll tell mom you raped me". dude that scared the fuck out of me, I had never been in trouble for this kind of stuff, but I knew rape was a big deal and people went to jail for it, so I thought I wouldnt see my mom and dad anymore. after some talking. she convinces me... she ends up kind if like... playing with it? which gives me an erection, and she thinks it's just the coolest thing. I get turned on, and ask her if she has ever french kissed anyone (betafag never had). I end up teach her what it is, and we do it. she loves it, I thought it was awkward... but I wanted to jerk off soooo bad by this point, so I ask her if I can play with her pussy... I touch her and myself, until I orgasm (too young for cum).
2 months later, turns out my uncle had been molesting her, and told her to do that stuff to me. she went to the doctor, told the doctor I also touched her down there.... shit hit the fan
>>748164485
Gotta taste that sweet juicy goodness
>>748164619
Any more details later on? Did sis stop after that, family split up?
immmm going to prep my lunch and get ready for the day...
good seeing you
>>748165144
checked and have a good morning anon
Fun fact: I'm allergic to dog jizz
>>748165309
How did you find this out
incest anon here.
ask me anything you want.
>>748165491
who was it with and when did it start? what age were you and them?
>>748165565
my father when i was 13. he was 36.
>>748165663
are you B/G?
>>748165491
I am also Incest anon here... cousin or sister?
>>748165355
I jerked off a non-neutered dog and then nearly died from the allergic reaction because I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. I had only done it with neutered dogs up until that point
>>748165710
im a male. gay obviously.
>>748165712
neither.
>>748165663
ever reported it or told anyone? done anything else with other family members?
>>748165767
well then do I have a story for you!
>>748164444
Nah. As long as I offended someone, I feel like I accomplished my goal. Nice to know there were always be whiny, basement dwelling neckbeards who have to think up ways to put their dicks in aninals because they can't even get any human poon. It means I'll always have an easy target when I want to get offensive.
>>748165086
well I never got in trouble for anything(in the past), I was always following the rules, so my dad took my side instantly (I was always picked on in the household, not the one bullying others)... but one day he caught me alone, looked me in the eyes and asked me. I think he knew.... but I think he also knew there was sooo much more than what she said. eventually the entire family split up (I have an older brother, the evil slut, and an even younger sister) and I only talk to my dad and my youngest sister (younger sister barely EVER) but I've never REALLY talked to people anyway. I always push people away cause they scare me. I quit taking to them after my brother turned 22 and would get my youngest sisters friends drunk (they were like 13) and would take their virginity, either by intoxication... or by force. I almost killed him one night over it
I never fight, and I really don't remember much, just putting my legs on his arms, while sitting on his chest (so he coildnt hit back) and punching him over and over and over and over in the face while crying hysterically. not the best memories honestly.
>>748165791
>ever reported it or told anyone?
no. never have. i couldnt.
>done anything else with other family members?
no. just him.
>>748165868
>well then do I have a story for you!
tell me...
>>748165716
Jesus. I don't blame you for being embarrassed. What got you into doing that and did you end up seeking treatment?
>>748160245
Stop being a fat manipulative slut who manages a fucking McDonald's
Niggaaa~
>>748165888
Argh. That's rough to hear. Hopefully Karma decides to strike. Did the older brother ever end up getting caught?
>>748160114
>>748159969
>$10/hr job
Im interested, any example of such internet job?
ok, i have to go to work degenerates.
good bye.
>>748166293
have a nice day at work, furend
>>748158857
When I was very young, around 7-9 I my big sister always played with my dick and made me feel good, while I sucked her tits and played with her wet pussy.
>>748166026
I didn't get treatment I just laid on the floor for a while barely able to breathe hoping that it wouldn't get worse. Idk I just always wanted to make dog cum so I jumped at the opportunity. Of all things I could be allergic to it had to be dog jizz
when i was a kid, mew and my cousin would get naked with each other
>>748166431
>>748166073
no... and the girls won't talk about it... it hurts me everyday. because I've seen multiple girls go from regular girls to the class slut because of him... at 13 years old. it's like now that they were marked, society made them out to be whores and all they could do is act the part. I hope karma catches him, he tormented me as a kid too. I was just too dumb to say something or stop it, cause I was so used to being treated that way. this may sound like a bit much, but people like that just don't deserve the life they have... or any life for that >>748166073
matter
>>748166739
the random link at the bottom was a misclick
>>748166739
It's a damn shame. Life's not fair like that. Ideally, things balance out, but I suppose all we can do until that point is wait for our chance to laugh.
And to stay vigilant. Maybe point someone important in the right direction when it matters.
>>748166563
Sorry, but I kek'd. Curiosity got the better of you eh? Are they your pets?
>>748167055
you have a good perspective dude. thank you. I'll look for my oppurtunity.
>>748167194
Mhm
>>748167288
It's painful to lack the power to help. At least if you don't let yourself wallow in despair, you might actually catch the glimmer of hope when it appears. Just make sure it's justice, and not wrath. It can't be your will that makes it happen, it must be the will of the victim.
b/ros unfortunately no incest story but i need your help in finding a pic of a female german shepherd with a caption "beg for mercy" in german (betteln sie fur gnade or somth like this)
>>748163688
Always the people who think they know the most about animals that come off as the most ignorant.
There's science behind the way a pitbulls skull puts pressure on it's brain. The same unique skull that allows them to lock their jaw even if you club them silly.
That's like saying wolf ammo only misfires for bad people. It's just a shitty ammo choice.
>>748166112
>skincon
Amazing
Only section 8 housing is affordable.
bump for more fur
>>748159553
just tell them you really like big dogs unless they catch u beating off to animals i doubt theyll suspect its for anything strange
>>748169778
Oh :(
>>748167530
Remember reading about a case where a woman (wife and mother of 4 or something) let the dog cum inside here and died of this allergy. What a legacy to leave
The brightest stars burn the shortest. You can live a fun life or long life, but not both.
>>748169778
Yes
>>748170485
kek
>>748170394
larger dog breeds are usually more mentally stabil, and less aggressive. No bending down to the ground to pet, looks like a dog not a weird cat.
Hi Mr. Anon.
>>748171474
Good morning.
>>748171950
I sadly woke up before noon today. How're you doing?
I at least set up a laptop though.
>>748172119
I'm doing ok. Thanks for asking.
>>748159553
Please don't fuck dogs
Thread ded just when I need to fap.
>>748171474
Hey martin
>>748172119
>Sadly
Why's that?
>>748173826
I'm not good at being diurnal. I feel funny. I prefer being nocturnal.
How's Pokemon going?
>>748160114
What fucking adult only makes $10 an hour?
>>748173990
Why's that? Do genuinely prefer to be awake during dark hours, or is because you don't like interacting with your parents or something?
I enjoy the peacefulness of night time, but it's often when I feel the most lonely and anxious.
>How's Pokemon going
I've been playing it here and there. Made it to vermilion city, still only have 1 badge because I've been lazy.
>>748158857
>always wanted a big brother to molest me and have cute gay sex with
>got stuck with four of the worst fucking sisters you could possibly have
>am massively gay to the point of taking hormones so more people want to dick me
fml
>>748159969
I work from home, tech support for a big company. They pay for my 'net and I'm pulling $26.00 an hour.
What's your excuse?
>>748174979
adults living in a free market, competing with chinese and indian labourers
>>748175049
>Do genuinely prefer to be awake during dark hours
Yes, I focus better and feel better.
>you don't like interacting with your parents
That is the largest secondary reason, yes. At night, I don't have to get interrupted by them every single hour.
>I've been playing it here and there. Made it to vermilion city, still only have 1 badge because I've been lazy.
I see. What's your team like, now?
>>748175101
10/10 would dick w/ rp
Just gotta find the right guy anon
Oops, I totally missed a line by reading sloppily.
>I enjoy the peacefulness of night time, but it's often when I feel the most lonely and anxious.
Why do you feel anxious? I do understand why you might feel alone though. I'm glad Europeans and Australians exist online.
>>748175101
>so more people want to dick me
A lot of gay men dislike trannies, so you might lose.
>>748175962
'straight' here, trannys are a blessing, don't listen to him anon
>>748175833
thankyou, hopefully I have but he hasn't choked me in a while so Im getting a little worried
>>748175962
let me rephrase
>so the kind of guys I want to dick me, want to dick me
>>748176090
straight/``straight'' guys are boring though and they have the shittiest issues
t. someone whose first guy was ``straight''
he was also the worst guy i've been with
>>748176411
tbh not wrong but personally I don't care if they're gay or straight or if they think sex with me is gay or straight
I want to have sex with them, they want to have sex with me and that's all that matters
also open bobbies plis
>>748175743
Eh. I've never been good at staying focused regardless. I find the best way for me to stay focused is to simply get out of the house. Too many distractions otherwise. That would also help avoid your parents. Problem I have is getting motivated to actually get out.
>What's your team like, now
Still the same two, have yet to need to catch a third, but it may change once I get around to the gyms.
What have you been up to?
>>748176863
Cute. Where do those names come from?
>I find the best way for me to stay focused is to simply get out of the house
Interesting.
>That would also help avoid your parents
Ah, if I got out of the house, I don't know where I'd go. It'd also be expensive, having to use lyft or uber to get anywhere.
>What have you been up to?
Procrastinating, I suppose. Feeling bad about being diurnal. I should find out how to fix my sleep schedule.
I really just need to get this Linux+ cert so I can end this shitty chapter of my life and begin the next: applying to jobs and pretending to be busy applying to them. I hate GNU/Linux. It's so much worse than the BSDs. That's why I'm procrastinating.
>>748174979
fuckloads of them, I only make 20 and I'm still struggling. This country is too fucking expensive.
>>748177533
It doesn't matter how expensive a country is: if you move to a less expensive country, you'll simply be paid less. In capitalism, you lose.
>>748175878
I think I have an anxiety disorder, well I have been diagnosed. Not sure why, but it doesn't take much to make me anxious. Usually gets pretty bad when I have lots of assignments due. To the point where I've had panic attacks in the past. I hate it. It only serves as a hindrance, as usually things end up being fine. It doesn't help that my communication skills are pretty bad, and that I often don't realise I need help with something until I'm overwhelmed.
As for it being worse at night, I guess it stems from the loneliness. I find comfort in being around others.
>Ah, if I got out of the house, I don't know where I'd go. It'd also be expensive, having to use lyft or uber to get anywhere.
That's what really sucks about living out of town. Luckily I have the excuse of needing to drive in for class to get me out. Fuel isn't cheap though. How much does it usually cost to use those ride sharing services?
>Procrastinating
Love it. That's what I often do. What don't you like about Linux in particular?
I've found it hard to fix my schedule too. I'd love to be waking in the early mornings, but currently get up around midday. It's mainly a motivational thing I think.
what would a world be like where having sex with you parents is as normal as eating together?
>>748177675
I hear you, anon. I'm not complaining about the lot I have, just that there are people who get a lot more while putting in far less. It's a broken system.
>>748178183
More genetic abominations.
>>748175101
Kik?
>>748178157
I see.
>lots of assignments due
Well yeah, anyone would feel anxious about that unless they chose to not turn in assignments.
>I find comfort in being around others.
I see. I like being around some people, sometimes. I miss clubs in college, like the sailing club and gaming club.
>living out of town
I actually live in a metropolitan area, I just live in one that's well-known for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobile_dependency
>How much does it usually cost to use those ride sharing services?
Depends on the distance and time of day. Easily cost 10 bucks per ride to get anywhere useful. So you spend twenty dollars on a round trip anywhere, which is a ton of money. Less expensive than taxis, though.
Because it's so expensive, I typically just rideshare to the bus stop, as the closest bus stop is two miles away from home.
>Love it. That's what I often do
I don't, because it typically means I'm not focusing on something I like doing. Like right now I'm doing nearly nothing. But if I was done with this cert, I'd be in bed reading books, having fun reading.
>What don't you like about Linux in particular?
It's not Linux, it's GNU. The GNU userland is poorly designed, in a way that makes you type a lot more to get anything done, and have to memorise more. This is typically done by forcing the user to be so much more verbose in input. In contrast, other Unix userlands are so much better.
>I'd love to be waking in the early mornings
Why?
>It's mainly a motivational thing I think
Eh, it's genuinely hard to rotate one's schedule, sometimes. I think I'll try by playing video games to try not to fall asleep, tonight.
>>748178183
It wouldn't be an improvement.
>>748178830
>being a phoneposter
normalfag please go
>>748178830
dont have it, sorry
>>748178897
Yeah, getting to the bus stop is about 6-10 USD, depending. Just checked again online.
>>748162653
>I don't trust people, they're psychotic
>I just want to fuck my dog in peace
One might ask:
>why doesn't he just walk two miles, that's a short distance, you can do that in half an hour
In the tropics, even being outside for ten minutes means being drenched with sweat and being absolutely disgusting, and unacceptable to be seen by other people in such a condition. Also, the many roads in between me and the bus stop add the time of crossing the roads, making it more like 45+ minutes.
>>748179642
Sup Winter.
>>748179822
Not much, you?
>>748179857
Same, really. Browsing the threads, having conversation in the threads. Feeling weird from being awake in the day.
All as usual.
>>748180056
hello lauren
>>748178897
I would've thought most cities are like that though. I'd have trouble getting around mine without transport.
>Easily cost 10 bucks per ride to get anywhere useful
I use about that ($~11AUD for 120 km) in fuel alone for round-trips into campus. Kinda sucks, but it's still cheaper living further out.
>I don't, because it typically means I'm not focusing on something I like doing. Like right now I'm doing nearly nothing. But if I was done with this cert, I'd be in bed reading books, having fun reading.
Don't feel too bad, because that's exactly what I do. I often don't allow myself to do fun stuff until I finish something, yet I still procrastinate.
>It's not Linux, it's GNU
Eh, that doesn't sound fun. Coming form C# I've found Java to be similar in that sense. I guess it just takes a bit of getting used to.
>Why?
As I mentioned earlier, I prefer not to be awake during the night hours. I'd like to minimise it as much as I can.
I've found it hard to pull mine back because I'm on meds to help me sleep, but ironically they actually reduce my quality of sleep.
Alright well I gotta go. It's very late and I have class again tomorrow. Yippie...
Later, Martin.
>>748180243
Who?
>>748180381
>I would've thought most cities are like that though. I'd have trouble getting around mine without transport.
A lot of European cities, and a couple US cities, are fine.
https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/United_States_without_a_car#Good_cities
>120 km
You drive that distance every day? Holy shit, what a waste of time! I wouldn't be able to live like that.
>I often don't allow myself to do fun stuff until I finish something, yet I still procrastinate.
Exactly. ;_;
>I guess it just takes a bit of getting used to.
True, if used to means lowering my standards. And maybe getting arthritis at a younger age.
>I prefer not to be awake during the night hours. I'd like to minimise it as much as I can.
Ahhh, okay. What do you usually do for socialisation and not feeling lonely?
>they actually reduce my quality of sleep
Damn.
>It's very late and I have class again tomorrow. Yippie...
Hope you enjoy what you learn. See you!
>>748176841
Where you live?
>>748180931
I live like an hour away from amsterdam
Incest stories, huh? Well, I have 9 sisters between the ages of 19 and 37 and about once a week, we have a incestuous lesbian orgy.
>>748181253
Lol fake...
Go on...
>>748181457
Not fake.
Imagine ten women licking each other out, using rather large toys on each other and trying to make the others scream as loud as possible.
Oh, by the way, none of us are shorter than 6'5".
>>748181683
how inbred are you guys?
>>748181800
Not at all. We don't do that stuff up here in the Detroit area, and we're white, by the way.
>>748182017
>from detroit
>white
somethings not adding up
>>748167632
>>>748163688
>Always the people who think they know the most about animals that come off as the most ignorant.
Pitbulls do not have these magical locking Jaws. That's a myth.
>>748182095
I knew someone would go there... But it's true: Were a white family in the Detroit area (not actually in Detroit itself, though).
Stronk Sunday, by the way.
>>748182355
How many grandchildren do your parents have?
>>748183436
So far, only one. We plan on giving them a lot more, though. It's hard trying to find men into tall women, however... As I said before, none of us are shorter than 6'5".
>>748183633
>It's hard trying to find men into tall women
Biggest lie in the entire thread.
>>748183999
In my area, that is. Trust me, we've been trying!
>>748184080
>milk
>she's been pregnant before
>but her stomach is slim
>and she has no multinipples from pregnancy
really makes you think
>>748184080
Install a dating app. Women have complete power over men on those.
>>748184263
I like that idea!
Speaking of having complete power over men, I love dominating men.
>>748184522
>mom is wolf
>son is bird
???
>>748184522
Being born a woman is like winning the lottery.
>>748184614
It's called an affair, anon. Your mom can enlighten you on what that is.
>gfur
bullshit
>>748185159
Classic poster.
>>748184982
but if her husband had an affair with a momma bird, why she tak baby?
This is marked as gfur. Where are the men at? ALL I SEE ARE UGLY WOMEN
>>748182095
Uhhhh, dude. I'm living near Detroit right now, too, and there's a shitton of white people here. Even if there weren't any white people... I wouldn't really care aside from the initial "whoa, difference".
>>748185644
How's life treating you, fellow citizen of The D?
>>748185532
Seriously, the thread is marked g/fur? Posting this because its both g/fur and s/fur since I'm a female
>>748185933
I like the rain effect, but too bad you don't see the rain on him and his shorts.
>>748181253
which edition of ripley's believe it or not are you in?
>world record for family of most women above two metres
>>748185933
Oh, it's been going alright. I just moved here a few months ago from Washington State (Seattle area). I have to say, it's so weird not seeing any major mountains around here because when I lived in Washington, we lived right next to the Cascade Mountains.
>>748186428
The Cascades are beautiful on both sides. Explored them in Oregon, really loved them. What a good climate.
Florida is also pretty flat. What're you doing in Detroit?
>>748185933
>You're a female
Yukky
>>748186532
My family moved here because my dad got a job at Ford. I'm living with my family until I can afford an apartment or something along those lines. The houses are surprisingly cheap out here compared to Seattle.
>>748186781
>dad got a job at Ford
Awesome. This area lives and dies by the automobile industry, and anyone who works for the Big Three (Ford, GM and Chrysler) are revered around here, so tell your dad thank you, because this lifelong resident of the area is grateful for someone like him!
(Detroit : cars :: Seattle : coffee)
>>748186781
I see. I too, unfortunately, haven't moved out yet. Is there anything to do in Detroit? I assume there was stuff to do in Seattle.
>>748187434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobile_dependency
>>748187434
what are YOU doing in detroit
my younger sister used to make me finger her whenever we were both in the back of the car and our parents were driving long distances. sometimes we even did that home when mom and dad werent home. she would never jerk me off though, selfish bitch
>>748187721
Yeah, there is. There's some national parks nearby, there's some nice restaurants in Detroit, there's some interesting sculptures in downtown. There's some stuff to do in Detroit. Obviously not as much as Seattle, though.
>>748189051
>national parks
>interesting sculptures
>downtown
Oh, that's good!
>>748187434
Actually... I just remembered. He doesn't work specifically for Ford... He works for a huge advertising company that basically just does ads for Ford and stuff like that. They're the ones that make the TV ads, the mobile apps, the websites, etc. My dad showed me his workplace once, and on one of the shelves were a bunch of motorcycle helmets, which my dad said were worn in the Ford TV ads.
>>748189051
Forgot to mention that we have casinos here, unlike Seattle
>>748189365
Oh yeah. Nearly forgot about those. Haven't been in them, but I've seen them from the road.
>>748183633
im a guy and 6'3, and even the ones who like bigger girls still tend to like girls shorter than them. 5'11- 6'2 is ideal to me. There's gotta be some room between her height and mine. I have to be taller though.
>>748189510
Yeah... I'm 7'1", for example.
>>748189842
how much milk have you produced this year
>>748189842
I'm kind of impressed you keep this "I'm a giant muscle female" bullshit up for so long when everyone knows you're just a neckbeard. Well done on your persistence.
>>748189842
Yee that's a tad bit to big for me. I had a teacher a last year who was 7ft and it was scary because not many people in my area are bigger than me
>>748189944
Nice dog.
>>748189932
Why did you ask me that?
>>748190118
Bet she didn't have G cup breasts like I do
>>748190190
a goat is fine too
>>748190277
No, it was a guy.
>>748175292
How
>>748190496
...what area do you live in and is he married?
>>748190348
Carnivores > herbivores in terms of personality.
>>748190678
Washington state, he isn't married but in a serious relationship. His gf is like 5'3
>>748165144
Bye and good morning anon
>>748159553
Playbpal had the sake problem... So I kept the dog for her till she could get out... Worked out well for both of us.
>>748191321
wat
>>748178830
Why does this happen EVERY time someone says they're a tranny?
