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If someone gave me a million dollars, I'd make a fortress in Somalia, earn money by mining, and wear a THICC fursuit with a cooling system and bulletproof material to be a very distinctive dictator.
Then as I grow my company, I'd attempt to unify Christians and Muslim Africans not by tolerance, but by hate, blaming their problems on Chinese (who use them for cheap labour) and Jews (who keep Africa out the world spotlight).
Then I'd probably be bombed to death by the US because I talked shit about Jews.
But it sure beats going senile in a retirement home.
Daily reminder this is an actual religious practice and is somehow legal.
Post incesty stuff
>>748144456
Being cut, It baffles me that this is still legal, the fact that my parents did this to me without a second fucking thought of what I might want with MY OWN BODY makes me sick. How fucking pretentious and arrogant humans are to think that we know better than nature, by mutilating a perfectly healthy baby boy.
>>748144832
It's insanity, and shows just how evil and how much power Jews have. It's all to control the population and continue their abominable practices.
>>748144832
How is it legal anyway?
Like, is the law written as "You are not allowed to perform non-corrective surgery on an unconsenting patient except circumcision"?
That would explain incidents where patients have gotten surprise circumcisions.
>>748144832
>perfectly healthy
>posting in a fur thread on /b/
pick one
>>748144247
You're pretty cool for a faggot OP
>>748145063
oh no, its perfectly legal in America because Dr Money mutilated a baby and drove the kid to suicide
Maybe I should start shitposting IRL.
Like, I put a sign on a tripod, and just stick it on a busy street.
Or put it on a stake outside parliament.
The sign would say:
>circumcising baby girls: years in prison
>circumcising baby boys: legal and common
>cause of both: barbaric religious practices
>effect of both: reduced sexual pleasure
It's not something commonly talked about.
>>748145269
Yeah, he fucked up so badly that it was easier to make the dick a vagina than to repair it.
Thus, it's corrective surgery.
Vaginas are way, WAY easier to create than dicks. Like, if you cut off half a dick, you'll have an easier time turning it into a vagina than repairing it.
>>748145462
>vagina
no. Hole? yes. vagina? not even close.
>>748145539
Someone post the webm of the full surgical procedure
>dick all dried out, despite constant lotion
>can't masturbate without a lot of lube
>erections are painful because the skin is pulled so tight
>makes my dick look smaller because the skin is so tight
>just overall looks gross and unnatural
A big issue is that guys are indifferent about it, they dont care. I don't understand
>>748145462
I would legitimately support protests against circumcision. It needs to be illegal.
>>748145605
What am I doing wrong?
I never use lube when I have a wank and it feels just fine.
>>748145577
It's never a vagina, though; it's a gaping wound that eternally tries to heal. These people have to use a sex toy to stretch their "vagina" daily so it doesn't close up.
>>748145605
It's because no one talks about it and how bad it really is. They're told lies by the kike doctors like "it's healthy and prevents infection!" when it literally does the opposite. If people knew the truth and caused an uproar about it, shit would change immediately.
>>748145577
I've seen the proceedure. Still isn't a vagina. It's like saying you bought a ferrarri after slapping a bunch of performance mods and a body kit on a pontiac fiero.
>>748145072
err uhhufhgghhj ur doin the same as him retard uhrrhrh
I have a great idea: A "facts on circumcision" box.
It's a large wooden or cardboard box that you just stick in a busy area, which highlights the harm and hypocricy of male circumcision.
You could also perhaps do the same with an exercise ball filled with helium, to make your message fun to literally pass around.
>>748145952
>holy shit you're wet
>>748145952
You need to include a pic of a Rabbi sucking the infant's dick though, and facts about their practice, including not even allowing them to have anesthesia. I'd like to see an officer ask about that when you explain it's legal to show a picture of the religious practice. That would get a lot of people furious REAL fuckin fast.
I wonder if someone's lurking.
Ahem.
GORSHA A SHIT.
>>748144832
>MY BODY MY CHOICE!!!
>oh i had a baby boy?
>well i dont really feel like washing his dick so go ahead and cut the tip off.
Its a practice that will end within a generation or 2.
I have told my wife that if we have a boy we will not be doing this.
Honest to god she wanted to do it because she dident want to have to pull the foreskin back to wash it. so i told her that i dont really want to wash behind his ears either so have the doctors remove them too.
>>748146282
It's pretty astonishing how women often don't think for themselves about shit like that. They're so easily manipulated and mislead.
>>748146282
Every year I hear about less kids getting snipped in town because the doctors have been explaining it isn't necessary, or even smart.
>>748146104
Alright, I need a website that lets me cheaply acquire lots of exercise balls with custom printouts.
I go up a hill, pump them all up, then send them down.
Suddenly the streets are being patrolled by balls with pics of baby dick being sucked by Jews, with big lettering saying "THIS IS LEGAL".
Further inspection of the ball would reveal a generous list of facts about circumcision.
Actually, if I did that, would someone pay for it?
I'm poor.
>>748146418
from a medical standpoint getting cut decreases your risk of getting an infection.
and to a newborn even a little minor infection is a big issue.
however in this space age day and age we live in we have the wonderful thing called "soap".
>>748146511
Get a jew to pay fo- wait. no. That won't work.
>>748146282
>Its a practice that will end within a generation or 2.
Man you uncuts dumbasses have really echochambered yourselves into morbid stupidity. Circumsistion is a medical advancement, if you aren't circumcised you are a barbarian that should be put down.
>>748145724
People are just fucking dumb, if you had a perfectly healthy baby boy and there was nothing wrong with him WHY WOULD YOU CUT A PIECE OF HIS DICK OFF? My mom had me cut and she didn't even raise me, when I asked her why she just said "it's common practice" imo it fucks up some babies psychologically too, going through birth then being mutilated. two traumatic experiences can't be good for a newborn.
>>748146582
you tell those stupid goyim how it is mr. sheckelstine!
>>748146582
>Citation needed
>>748146582
>one of the oldest known surgical practices is a major advancement
>>748146418
I like to hear about good doctors like that. It needs more attention, and really should be illegal unless it's a medical emergency and deemed necessary. Even phimosis is rarely untreatable, and can almost always be treated with delicate stretching.
>>748146511
I would if I had any money myself.
>>748146569
No it doesn't. This has proven to be false and provides no benefit or decrease risk of infection. If anything it makes it worse because an open wound on a infant's dick can get infected, and why every year so many infant males have to have their dick cut off or even die because of a botched circumcision.
>>748146653
I've told my mom about it a couple times, and was visibly angry because of the trauma it's caused me. She apologized the second time and said she didn't know because she didn't read about it until later, probably after I told her the first time how horrible it is.
>>748146282
Your wife would rather mutilate your healthy newborn for life than take the time to teach him about hygiene? Women make me fucking sick, just think about how many times this actually happened to some poor baby boy.
>>748146998
ya your mom did the same as mine. they just gave the order without a second thought
>>748147003
she will not do shit because i am going to record myself flat out telling the doctors that i do not now nor will i ever consent to having my son cut.
and if they do i will sue them to bejesus and back.
and if for some reason they can do it because my wife said to then i will liquidate all assets i can and secure them then serve her devorice papers while she is still in the hospital.
we are not jewish or mulsim so we have no sky wizzard demanding we chop the tip of our sons dick off. im pissed my parents did it to me and ill be dammed if ill make my kid go through it.
>>748147003
It happens millions of times a year because the kikes pushed it for population control back in the 20's. If I'm not mistaken, it was the Kellogg's cereal guy who pushed for it. I remember reading an info pic about it a few years ago. I don't know how true it is though, but I wouldn't doubt it considering how evil corporate CEO's usually are.
>>748147197
To be fair, she did say she did it because my older brother had phimosis and she said she had to and didn't want me to go through it, but I still believe that could have been treated as well.
>>748147003
>saving the fucking thumbnail
Have the PNG, faggot.
>>748147305
I've considered finding the doctor who cut me and suing the fuck out of him. It's well within my right as it has caused legitimate psychological damage, and is likely responsible for why I have gender dysphoria.
>>748147305
I like you, anon. You have that fiery passion like I do. Normally I would be enraged just talking about it, but I'm getting better at taking an unbiased, objective point of view. But god damn does it piss me off on the inside.
>>748147404
Good luck with that.
>>748147305
Good on you man, your son will surely thank you.
>>748147880
>dem big, juicy thighs
I want her to wrap her legs around my head and force me to eat her out, and sit on my face.
>>748148204
Stronk Wyla too.
Alright, I have an idea for a game: "Newsball".
You print out a redpill on any number of beachballs, and your goal is to have the news report on the beach balls.
The greater the audience of the report, the higher your score.
It's kind of a pay-to-win game though, since you have a huge advantage if you can afford a hundred balls.
>>748148240
I told triuni to make a shy muscular tiger. He provided slightly thiccer results. Either that or she has artillery grade legs.
>>748148275
If you unleash them in the right spot it wouldn't be. Like the top of a hill leading to a beach. Or off of a cliff over the beach.
yiff in hell, furfags!
>>748148275
It's an interesting idea. Anything to get people to talk about the truth and do something is fine with me. Society is so fucked right now, and the only thing we can do is get people to stop being ignorant and do something about it.
>>748148534
Top notch. Love it.
This croc girl up next ain't bad either.
>>748148684
Also adore the dress. Dresses are so pretty.
>>748148604
>>748148684
The problem is, I'm too poor to play this game.
Now, on 4chan, I sometimes see people who say they have too much money. I don't suppose anyone here is like that?
>>748148784
Saving up to buy this and a shit ton of ammo to go shooting from a helicopter this winter. Sorry my man.
>>748148684
Jesus, that ass is even better zoomed in, I want my face in it. Man, now I'm getting pretty turned on.
>>748148784
Me too. Broke as fuck.
>>748148863
>STG 44
KILL ZE JEWZ!
>>748148738
Triuni gave a very tasteful dress I could see an adventurous shy person actually wearing. Open, but closed enough to not be really revealing.
>>748149050
Only a .22, but I really fucking want to run every round of every type I can to find what it will chew up best.
>>748148939
That's just begging for a HMOFA edit.
>>748149349
>that floof
moar.
>>748149194
Hell, I'd wear one like that.
DO EET!
>>748149423
I has no floof.
>>748149963
Nothing better than big bat butt.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
http://archiveofourown.org/works/12323790
God I am dying to get high but only have a bit of kief in my grinder which I don't want to use. To kief or not to kief...
>>748150166
I was going to roll for dubs anyway so fuck it.
Thirteen years ago I convinced my wife not to circumsise our newborn son because I thought the practice is barbaric and completely unnecessary. She said "Gross! that's so ugly!" I replied that then he'd have to marry a woman who didn't think that.
Today he tells me he wishes he was cut.
I haven't seen his ween since he was 8 and I taught him how to clean it, like any responsible dad would. Pull the foreskin back and give it a good wipe with clean water. Daily. Dont let the smegma grow.
Can't win.
>>748150412
He likely just thinks that because of peer pressure, and any porn he has seen has circumcised dicks.
Just tell him that in most first-world countries, circumcision is unusual, and that even if he thinks it looks better it's unusual and unenjoyable.
I mean really, I'm not a dickfag so maybe I don't understand. Seen enough porn. Cut vs uncut don't really look that different when hard.