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If you could be reborn as a cute loli cub by spending 9 months in the fleshy prison of a magical dragon's womb, would you do it?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
http://archiveofourown.org/works/12323790
>>748108456
If you can shill your fanfics so can I
pastebin com/TgQ6LtFs
>>748108456
Can you just fuck off?
> tfw bought a silicone dragon tongue meant for fursuits just to cum on it
wtf is wrong with me
Thanks for the Alyxis love
>>748109562
Post proof.
ded
>>748110661
1 sec
>>748110661
taken with a potato, but yeah.
>>748112525
fuck forgot pic
>>748112525
did you forget the image?
>>748108456
this mother fucker posts this fucking garbage every fur thread man...
>>748112549
>no reverse searching found
What the hell anon
>>748112549
Interesting.
>>748112989
You know that saying "Don't buy things when you're horny"
yeah that happened
>>748113135
Why the fuck would you not at least get a fleshlight?
>>748113261
I do have one, but I have a forked tongue fetish and thought it was a good idea at the time.
>>748113430
Stick the tongue in the fleshlight
>>748112549
>>748113844
>>748107760
Probably.
But mainly because I hate almost everything about myself and my life.
A fresh start would be nice.
Plus dragons are sexy.
>>748108456
I don't give a fuck about your fanfic. Oh the other hand, I need more trap Sonic. Gimmie yo stash bitch.
>>748113844
ok then
>>748115390
Jam it in.
>>748115258
>>748115390
He's doing it, the actual madman!
Seriously though, I've thought about getting one of the more fun fleshlights but I live with other people and don't ever want that shit getting discovered.
>>748115553
Dude, own a small fireproof safe and you're fine. Also, live with good roommates who don't look into your shit, and you're fine.
It sucks how 4chan can discuss anything, except African politics.
It's an interesting topic, but it's always 90% people who don't read anything said in the thread and just leave a short post mocking black people.
>>748107760
I would spend the nine months just to spend the nine months. Just saying, OP. loli and cub are garbage.
>no giant dragon pussy and asshole to rub your nose in and suck on
>or even better, cloaca
Politics is for normalfags.
I would also go for this, hands down.
>>748107760
>If you could be reborn as a cute loli cub by spending 9 months in the fleshy prison of a magical dragon's womb, would you do it?
>Cute Loli cub by spending 9 months in the fleshy prison of a magical dragon's womb
>Cute loli cub
>Dragon's womb
Pick one
>>748115517
Sadly my battery is dying and I was only able to get this shitty pic before it kicked me out of the camera app.
>>748116360
It's magic though
>>748115258
Is that Natasha?
How is it?
>>748116706
I love it. Her lips are amazing, but they're also super tight and can be annoying to penetrate.
>>748116967
Definitely looks delicious, but yes, needs lube like other penetrables, it seams.
>>748116421
Lewd.
>getting natasha instead of hazel
>>748107760
Yes.
>>748116523
He has a point magic defies logic
>>748117097
She probably needs more lube than any of the other ones. Her lips grip hard.
>>748117106
It was a tough choice, but I read people talking about how the little wall inside Hazel wasn't too great. I'll probably try Janine next.
>>748117106
The lips on my hazel ripped. Am sad.
>>748117484
I have to agree, there's a sharp curve that's a bit too sudden and it almost feels better to take it upside down. Or backwards.
![11_1439822471.belayalapa_[ocs]_reine_doodle_clr.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LC4ykZt.jpg "11_1439822471.belayalapa_[ocs]_reine_doodle_clr.jpg")
>>748117484
The little wall inside of Hazel is goddamn amazing, so those people are fucking stupid.
I have Hazel, Natascha, Tabitha, both Janine versions, both muzzles and whatever the new one is. Kona I think.
Hazel is the best. Muzzles are next.
>>748112549
well cool
>tfw there's a sex toy you really want but no one will hire you because you're a student so no money
>>748117994
>>748116967
I'm getting tempted into this shit, fuck.
i need more dragons hnnnngg
>>748118260
>>748118260
I would like a dragon to sit on my face.
>>748107760
>>748118151
real dick is cheaper than silicone dick
Hello
>>748118151
Students make for good off-hour workers
>>748118215
totally worth it. if you're gotta get off on your own, might as well make it feel as awesome as possible
>>748118398
that would be a dream if you wouldn't get killed by the weight of the dragon
>>748118469
Can't do on-site work.
There are no jobs where I live, and I don't want to do menial work anyway.
>>748118684
You'll just have to ask them to be gentle. Or find the right spot to do it in.
This comic got me into furry / scalie shit
>>748118775
Uni town that's -just- a uni town? That'll make it tougher
I worked most of my semesters for the university itself, not a bad gig
>>748117776
She's cute
Bless the omnissiah
>>748118965
Is that the one with the dragonness and the rats? I love it! Plz post!
>>748119120
Hey
The what?
>>748119120
It isn't even a uni town; it's just a town where due to weird politics, there's thousands of people and hundreds of jobs (all minimum or near minimum wage).
>>748119334
The machine god from 40k
The cult that worships them is all into machine body mods
>>748119452
Oh, sorry. Never actually played a 40k game.
>>748119445
Somebody still has to get those jobs
That said, could be tough given those circumstances
Ply those university job boards
>>748119517
Neither have I lol
Just a book or two
It's a fun, exaggerated and eccentric universe
I got all my PC parts in
Gonna put it together tomorrow
And hope it boots, couple used parts
>maybe I should whisper a prayer to the omnissiah
>>748119746
Oh nice! Good luck!
>>748119232
Simple Economics by Brian Harp
I couldn't find it after seeing it on a forum years ago. Then I randomly found it on rule34.
>>748119962
>>748116157
>>748115899
>cloaca
I see we have gentlemen of taste among the crowd.
>>748120002
>>748119746
My only hope is online freelance work.
Unfortunately, for online freelance work, supply >>>>>>>>> demand
Seriously, demand would have to go up by several times for all freelance workers to be able to spend even a few hours a day working.
>>748120014
Both my posts! And you're damned right. I also love Tuke's stuff. That just looks delicious.
>>748119855
Thanks much
Always liked putting things together so it'll be fun
Anything exciting in your neck of the woods?
>>748120014
I prefer the standard tooling even in those situations
Come at me
>>748120068
Capitalism cannot keep up with the fact that supply will exceed demand. It's a broken system, and it punishes people for losing their jobs.
In reality, when your job isn't needed anymore, why should you be punished?
>>748120309
Nope.
![127_1439086824.belayalapa_[fa]_free_ych_roo_clr_rr.png](https://i.imgur.com/N6AbSx3.png "127_1439086824.belayalapa_[fa]_free_ych_roo_clr_rr.png")
>>748120309
>I prefer the standard tooling even in those situations
"Standard" is common; common is dull.
I have Janine. I think my next will be the Janine muzzle or Natasha. Too bad they don’t make any feline ones.
>>748119962
Link?
>>748120336
It's like I'm on reddit
>>748120444
Dad is still on the slow decay
I'm home and had a long discussion/cry session and talked about feelings
I'm worried I might be a part of the reason a lady is going to get a divorce (though there's a myriad of other reasons)
Not even close to interested, just trying to make friends in a new town plsno
>>748120927
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=simple_economics
I think it's missing the intro page, but all of the porn is there.
>>748118965
>>748119190
>>748119962
>>748120002
>>748120039
Ahhhh, this was one of the earliest furry things i encountered... I'd almost forgotten it...
>>748120812
Sometimes a premium product (like a fine dragon lady) already has the premium offering standard
>>748121041
Missing a whole bunch of pages and I've been having a shit time finding it online.
>>748120995
I'm really sorry to hear that... I wish I knew what to say.
And I didn't know you were such a catch.
>>748120995
reddit is for neoliberals, hillary clinton supporters, and posers
>>748120336
There's a really simple solution though.
Force the jobs to become more labour intensive, in turn having the quality of output increase.
Consider a chicken factory farm.
A conservative guess would be to say that for each person working in the factory, a thousand dollars worth of chicken come out each day.
It's only thanks to the farm being a vomit-inducing horror show that it's able to process so much chicken per person.
If the farm was forced to employ a reasonable number of people for the output it has (limited to say, $200 of output per employee), it would put a good dent in unemployment and make it pointless to factory farm.
They're forced to either pay people to stand around doing nothing, or reduce efficiency by not being completely evil.
But that'll never happen in the US, companies will lobby hard for their right to employ almost no one while using awful production methods.
>>748121192
Yeah it seems to have disappeared from the internet. I'm just happy I found those few pages. They were my first experience with dragon porn.
>>748121394
>forced
why should anyone be forced to do anything?
>>748121208
Eh, there's nothing to say. I got a good chat and can go home pretty much weekly
I also had a friend stop talking to me because they couldn't get over feelings for me
Too bad I'm an emotionless robot apparently
>>748121185
"Premium" is merely a marketing term. Using two holes when that can be compacted to one is an amateur engineer's move.
>>748121654
I remember you saying that. Is it somebody I would know by chance?
Not to sound insensitive, but I bet it at least makes you feel good about yourself.
>>748121708
Two different applications aren't always best solved with the same solution
THAT is the amateur engineer's move
>>748121829
Well
Uh
Sort of
But I'm not a sociopath or anything
Other people's misery translates to me and I feel responsible
Not as bad as them, necessarily
>>748122151
ya
>>748121394
Make-work policy does not, has never, and will never work. Beyond the obvious issue of "now they get driven out of business by other options", but the entire idea goes against the goal of working for pay on a larger scale. You're supposed to use what human effort you have as efficiently as possible, as this has the direct effect of making that effort more valuable. The worker, then, has more purchasing power for less work.
Hell, the entire idea goes against the post-scarcity utopia that civilization is trying to get to in the first place, and...
...actually, what the fuck am I arguing socioeconomics in a thread showing of lizard's assholes and bird cloaca for, I don't even...
>>748120812
>>748121185
>>748121708
I like both for different reasons. How's that?
>>748122392
Consumer's choice
I don't even like feral birds so my expertise is weak
>>748122151
There is only one application:
"The hole is the goal."
>hole is the goal
>hole
>singular
>cloaca master race
>>748122604
Even a cloaca is comprised of multiple orifices
>>748122733
SEMANTICS
weh
>>748122858
?
>>748122993
tired
>>748123036
:(
>>748107760
I have wanted to be a loli for over 9 years now.
So yeah i would endure such torture to make it happen. I assume i would be fed and able to breath.
>>748123091
nothing some rest wont remedy
>>748122857
Plus they still have mouths
>>748123252
Anti-depressants still killing you?
>>748123343
only my ability to orgasm
they've been helpful otherwise, I suppose
wouldn't last 10 minutes at this job without them
>>748123309
I miss seeing more of Seferien's art. Used to draw so much.
>>748123252
That chubby stomach.
>>748123309
Well you do need SOME level of redundancy in these critical applications...pressure could build to dangerous levels if there weren't a secondary relief mechanism.
>>748123494
Well that's good
Sorry I-- I mean we can't help with that :I
>>748107760
Maybe if I can be born as a shark pup.
>>748117994
Where buy stuff like dis and how much?
>>748123630
They still draw a lot
Just long cash cow comics
>>748123632
Get out of my head and stop talking process
>>748123630
fluffy girls look better with a bit of chub imo
>>748123663
there were some polypeptides I used last time I was on meds that helped with sexual release. I might look into getting them again now I have income
and careful, one of these times when I'm horny I might hold you to your word
>>748115815
As I have friends from Congo, Zimbabwe and Ghana, this interests me.
>>748123813
https://bad-dragon.com/
>>748123993
That's a big word I don't know
And my word was that I couldn't, you willing or not.
>>748123808
>>748115258
>Natasha
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
>>748118151
I got both my toys while in school for a useless fucking degree and while paying rent. Try working for once; it helps.
>>748124330
I have too much undeserved money. I bet I'm not far from mailing people sex toys.
requesting some birbs
>>748124543
big birb butt
BIRDS ARE SHIT
>>748124543
Want birbs?
We got em
Small birbs
Large birbs
Blue birbs
Green birbs
>What kind you want tho?
>>748124533
Loool
