Waifu thread
Previous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
Still here
and
>>746388974
Oh. Well im not them. Sorry,
What do you guys think of my dakimakura? Sorry for the shitty pic, my android is a little outdated
>>746388496
looked it up and saw the suicide tape
seen it before but i had no idea that was connected to Björk
it's quite something for sure
i did listen to the Pacific and CMYK BOX albums you recommended
pleasantly surprised by the city pop in the first album, and the vocaloid one was quite good too
>>746389073
You're the one with drinking problems.
Why are you talking to me, when I am the one picking fun at you?
>>746389074
God damn Cream Team. You're too stupid to google "dakimakura" aren't you? Go ahead and try it, and tell me if that is what that is.
>>746389074
Ehh. Looks pretty cheap to me. Maybe it's just the shitty pic quality but are those cum stains on it?
>>746389169
it's okay he's trying <3
>>746389074
I guess so long as they don't fuck the thing then it's whatever. Some look pretty well made but others look like a shitty Minecraft skin got thrown o to cloth
>>746389074
Holy shit. This is so fucking cringe hahaha the average Waifu poster.
Claimed <3 what's up guys?
>>746389129
Its not a problem. I cant even get enough to be an alcoholic. Im bored really.
>ywn have a qt yandere gf
>>746389188
>>746389234
>>746389255
>>746389074
:laughing::ok_hand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLtx3wYRs1o
>>746389277
I understand.
>>746389255
Not much just watching some Anjin. Cute Waifu!
>>746389304
Notice how after you fucked up and posted the pic of your fuckdoll, this is your only response. You were so talkative before, why so withdrawn all of a sudden?
>>746389366
Probably because he's laughing at you and making an ok hand.
>>746389366
:laughing::ok_hand:
Can't wait till she comes in the mail <3 only 300 dollars and now I get to sleep with my Waifu every night!
>>746389520
Where can I buy one?
>>746389520
Oh look, he DOES know what a dakimakura is. Well done Cream Team, you CAN learn.
>>746389520
Dear God I know this is bait but if they really cost that much that's fucking insane. That's like half a months rent for some places in my area holy shit
>>746389520
>>746389597
I'm so confused. Which one is real shizuru? :( I think it's the first one, wasn't he saying something about finally getting a dakimakura the other night?
>>746389633
Only the best for my Waifu <333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEtIhfJdSMo
Why do you spend hours of your life talking to yourself/people you don't like in these threads?
>>746389659
>>746389520
>>746389684
Try not to samefag so hard.
>>746389633
I don't know how much those are, but generally anything you try and import from japan is crazy expensive, and that's before even counting how any entertainment stuff from japan is also crazy overpriced.
If i were guessing, getting something like that would probably be $150, realistically.
>>746389744
Because I get bored as fuck working night shifts. Then I leave work, go home and plow my girlfriend before she gets ready for work, then I go to sleep while you neckbeards will probably never experience that in your life.
>>746389855
Being so inept that I have to work a night shift at a job that I apparently don't have to do anything at? Yeah, I probably won't.
>>746389828
Damn what's left of your self esteem will probably be decimated after you realize I'm not samefagging
>>746389710
that's quite nice
>>746389744
Cuz the people here seem better to talk to than the cunts I have to deal with on a daily basis.
>>746389828
Fucking Christ even that seems a bit much for some cloth. I guess if you're financially stable enough then go for it but god damn
>>746389944
I mean I make 130 dollars a night to shit post Waifu threads if you wanna put it that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQXCR3XHHcM
>>746389990
Dean Blunt is hard to get into, but sure. Whatever floats your bloat.
>>746389988
Inb4 he finally shut the fuck up because you've been proven wrong and you're a subservient beta male
>>746389988
You've been blatantly samefagging for the rest of the thread, that post was mine and aimed specifically at you.
>>746390034
That's it? LOL it's no wonder you can't find any real entertainment. Is having a gf the only thing you have going for you in your life? I wouldn't be surprised if they are hideous and get tired of your boring ass quickly.
>>746390021
Yeah, i agree. I'm not interested in buying any of that stuff myself.
>>746389988
I hear it's really hard to do that, my dude. Lol
>>746390224
Kek, I just showed you dead proof that I'm not samefagging. But you're clearly delusional, you think you're married to a cartoon character why would I even assume you're half lucid?
Nah. You've seen her. She's smoking and that's why you are so adamant about arguing with me because I bring out your insecure and betaness. Like I said, you're a case study in the inferiority complex.
>>746390262
Like that thing better be granting fucking wishes for that price tag. Worst part is is that people over in Japan actually pay that much, and they wonder where there birth rate went like it's some god damn mystery
>>746390176
>Dean Blunt
the track i responded to was Hype Williams though
i'm not familiar with Dean Blunt, but it seems fairly accessible
>>746390224
You spend more time in these threads than ANYone. You're literally always online in the thread. I stopped doing this for MONTHS, come back and here you are. You make 0 dollars a night. Fucking kek
>>746390375
>the track i responded to was Hype Williams though
>>746390364
With how much those fuckers work and how little entertainment they get (on average) they can buy whatever the fuck they'd like imo. Not for me, but if a pillow is what makes them happy, they can have at it.
>>746390322
You're yelling at someone that isn't me, just so you get that.
>>746390375
>the track i responded to was Hype Williams though
I'm wondering why am I losing my time replying to plebs like you.
Hype Williams and Babyfather are all music personas of Dean Blunt, my dude.
>>746390322
You showed two posts retard. Are you incapable of basic reading comprehension? This is some fucking awful bait, at least put some effort into it.
I haven't seen whatever disgusting whale a boring sack of shit such as yourself managed to date but I'm certain my SO is more attractive. :^)
>>746390410
Who am I?
What do y'all think of this blunt I smoked last weekend?
>>746390450
Yeah they do work their asses off but isn't a lot of their overtime unpaid? Guess at that point you either go drinking or buy a body pillow over there
>>746390514
I dont smoke so I dont know.
>>746390480
Kek. You can't perform basic arithmetic if you can't count the THREE posts you were accusing me of samefagging. You got proven wrong and now you're on FULL damage control mode. Sad, sad sight.
>he thinks that not including the pic of his 4 year old cartoon wife makes him unidentifiable
So cringe
>>746390514
For a second I thought the ghost thing or whatever that is was part of the blunt and I was about to say that's a bit fucking much
>>746390465
a quick google of "Hype Williams" doesn't mention Dean Blunt, so you'll have to forgive me for not knowing that
good music regardless
Hatsune Miku all day, everyday
>>746390635
My girl got me that to put on my desk. She said its from Harry Potter or something idk but it's a good blunt holder
>>746390609
Only the two you were referring to mattered. You're literally putting me to sleep with this boring garbage but I guess I can't expect more from some manchild that still "cringes" LOL
>>746390514
>Dude weed lmao
And you call us cringe.
>>746390570
Ehh i don't really know how common that is. Poor bastards though, always hate huge amounts of overtime, and that's just life for so many of them.
>>746390609
Again, you're not talking to me right now. >>746390262 That was me.
>>746390641
This is the 2nd link that shows up after you google 'Hype Williams', my dude.
>>746390700
Yeah idk what that is, never could get into Harry potter, just not my shit and more of a chore to watch but at least you you d a use for that thing
>>746390755
See why can't y'all be like this guy? This is how you handle shit posting. Stop sperging out every time I insult your waifu's honor and maybe I'll go away.
>>746390742
Yeah they defi itely have it rough over there as far as work goes. It's basically, "Hey there chink-chan. I know we've already worked you for 60 hours this week but do ya think you could stay until 11pm tonight to help us finish up those sales estimates? Thanks."
>>746390737
Said the man child who is butt-blasted because of a stranger teasing his animated wife
>>746390825
Ayyy, thanks anon
>>746390754
i guess i'm just blind then
>>746390943
You're welcome cool Waifu poster
>>746390742
You have to be unemployed given how much time you spend on here. Mommys credit card still doing the trick or does her new bull throw enough cash down to the basement to keep you from walking in on them fucking again?
>>746391099
More one note unfounded attempts at insults. You're getting boring.
>>746390989
Funniest shit is is mines easily the most unsuitable. Like shits weird and I admit that openly
> 20-something Japanese business man gets pushed in front of a train
> God stops time and is like, "Man, it's some bullshit that people don't believe in me."
> salary man in his infinite wisdom, "Well yeah cuz fuck off faggot."
> God is not amused and reincarnated him as a little girl in a world with magic as they enter WW1
>>746391253
Insultable* fuck auto correct and all its bullshit
>when you thoroughly dismantle every piss poor argument brought against you so the weebs just stop trying
Fuck, I thought autists were smart?
>>746391228
>ignores the point of my reply
Ah. Struck another nerve again I see?
>>746391340
You live in bizarro world, i've decided. You just got everything there backwards.
>>746391384
You didn't say anything worth addressing. I live off of my own money. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>746391430
How do you earn money when you literally participate in these threads more than any other user? The weekly mommys purse raid doesn't count as "your own money"
>>746391340
People with autism are usually smart in 1 area and it's always some weird shit like vacuum cleaners or something. Anyone else notice that? They're always into stuff like freezers or pottery
> Its autism for a reason
>>746391491
I'm not an irresponsible child that spends their money frivolously. Sorry you don't know how to do that.
>>746391561
I'm actually very Jewish with my money which is why I'm 19 with my own house.
Oh man it sure is fun being a degenerate hey
>>746391626
Do you live in Uganda or some shit?
back to /trash/ fuckos
>>746391717
No I just started working immediately after high school because I got in so much trouble and my grades were shit. Got a good job and saved and saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JV4nqC-dMc
>>746391772
What kind of job and how old were you when you graduated cuz when you say house I'm thinking mortgage and shit.
>>746391889
His daddy got him a job though
>>746391889
I bought myself a nice double wide trailer. I lived in shitty trailer parks my entire life and my family had nothing I was always the poor kid in school. Still cost me 20 grand plus the lot fee. Y'all can talk shit all you want because you're sheltered and spoiled but I had it really hard so buying my own place to live made me insanely happy, still does
>>746392014
Nigger when did I shit talk? I'm just trying to get facts straight because a fucking house at 19 makes me a bit skeptical, chill famerino. I'm not as much of a Jew and I'm perfectly fine with a decent sized apartment
Good for you though if it's legit, but we all know the 1 true rule of /b/
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>746392205
Yeah but I'm the realest person on here I've posted my self and my location many times
>>746392337
I just came to these threads today fam, I know basically nothing about you so for the time being I'm staying skeptical
Like I said though, good for you if it's legit. You're in Louisiana or some shit right? Didn't one of the like 20 hurricanes go over there or some shit?
I really hate how certain companies deal with their copyrights on youtube. Most music companies in particular.
>>746392502
The worst one was Katrina, the other ones have all been memes. I was 8 when Katrina hit and we lost everything. We went back to our place and all that was left was the kitchen floor tiles and our dead cats scattered throughout the yard. After that we were on food stamps till like 2010 the storm totally fucked us.
>>746392662
Nobody gives a fuck
>>746392662
I know. So much shit unavailable across regions.
Alright I'm going home, shift is over. Gonna see what my girl cooked for breakfast. Hopefully your mommys whipped up a steaming hot pile of tendies for you to devour until you sleep till 10pm. I'll be back tomorrow night full swing
Dubs and I kill myself
Doing it anyways... soon
>>746392695
Damn son that's some shit. I've always lived in the Pacific northwest and for a few years I lived in Georgia so I've never dealt with anything like that. Worst I had that wasn't home related was some kid at my school tried to bomb us during a pep assembly but the dude was a fucki g retard and told someone about his plan beforehand. Why do they always do that and then get all surprised when they get ratted out?
Props to the guy though, from what I heard he fucked one of the doors locks to sneak in at night and set a shit up under the bleachers
Dope to hear that the other hurricanes weren't shit though
>>746392790
Yeah, it's absurd when some regions can see 20 copies of something, and then someone 100 miles away has every single one blocked.
>>746392927
Swing and a miss.
>>746392959
Have fun.
In the meantime, how's it going Spike?
>>746393060
Just going through day by day, hating it while I get shit set up
>>746393110
What shit are you setting up?
I miss you
>>746392959
Don't go doing that shit, it's a permanent fix to a temporary problem. Best revenge you can get on life is to see how long you can go for
Also, I've seen you like 1 o.oother time I think. Aren't you homies with that one fucker that tries to rustle everyone's jimmies? Uses the pic from that one old ass Warner bros cartoon or some shit?
>>746393145
Giving stuff away, selling stuff. Make it so my departure isn't a financial burden, mostly.
>>746393187
Blah blah blah blah that tired old speech
>>746393243
Departure? What, actually offing yourself now?
>>746393282
>>746393243
Yeah yeah it's the generic bullshit and what not, figured I'd at least say it since it's all in text and you don't know if someone's actually joking or not. Sue me, but seriously, who is that dude? I've heard from some he's a troll and from others that he's just a no lifee who acts like he's crusade g or some shit. All I know is that when he's in the thread shit heats up and it gets funny
>>746393442
Beats me. You could be talking about any number of people.
Anyway, goin to bed. I figure it'll be at least a month before I do it, so who knows. Maybe I won't.
>>746393525
Peace nig and aight I'll just keep coming to these threads then in case he shows up or some shit
>>746393442
Not the same person
>>746393416
Not an answer. Nice to see you got that picture again though.
>>746393525
Have a good night.
>>746393604
Aight, so I'm guessing there's another guy who posts cowboy bebop stuff? You got any idea who I'm talking about?
>>746393752
The other bebop tends to go by Heaven around here. The one here now tends to go by Spike.
The other person you're referring to is Jack Spicer. He's a douche. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>746394070
Alright, so spike wants to french kiss a mossberg and heaven is just a chill bebop poster or something?
Aight so he goes by jack? He seems like either a very dedicated troll or a reply butt hurt dude
>>746394356
Heaven is cool. I haven't talked with him a ton, but i certainly have no issues.
Spike has been saying he's going to kill himself for like a year now. Think of it what you want.
Jack is part troll, mostly butt hurt, imo. Something of a debate there, whatever. Apparently he's got something of a persona going on, but i'm dubious that he's not mostly genuine.
>>746394580
It's gotta be at least a bit of a persona, or he's just a fucking retard. An interesting retard, but still fucking retarded.
If not then holy shit that's funny
>>746394670
I'm under the impression he just overplays what he actually thinks for his own amusement, but i'm not particularly involved with him, nor do i want to be.
Hello everyone
>>746394924
hello hello yuno <3
>>746394924
Hello Yuno. How goes?
>>746394862
So he just exaggerates to the point of stupidity?
>>746395015
Hello friend how are you? <3
>>746395039
it goes good I am currently trying to fined out a way to share my new D&D monsters with some people on discord
>>746395063
Yeah. Hes much more chill in the Discord. Hell, everyone is.
>>746395151
I'm doing the best I can! how are you tonight?
Claiming best girl.
>>746395169
Ah alright so it's a thing to have fun and troll the artists in the threads that don't know. That makes a shit ton more sense and theres a discord fokr this? Hit me with that link if that's cool
>>746395395
Autists** fuck you phone and your shitty auto correct
>>746395223
It is still the morning for me and I am doing good but have a lot to do today -_- and I don't want to do anything
>>746395341
Hi saya
>>746395395
Its much more a neutral ground where the banter happens than a meet n greet. Its been pretty damn successful.
aQurkc
>>746395341
hello hello <3
>>746395554
I forgot it was morning ;~; I tried to sleep and then a bird landed right outside my window and was singing!
>>746395554
Hai Yuno! Been a while. How's you?
>>746395610
Hai Anon
>>746395591
Yeah I'd guessed as much, wouldn't really make sense to be buddy buddy one place and then go all sperg mode and tell each other to keys at the same time on /b/
>>746395610
What a little bugger! what type of bird was he?
>>746395740
I good Procrastinating rely bad at the moment what about you?
>>746395740
are you well friend?
>>746395853
I don't know! but he sure sounded happier than I felt ;~;
>>746395827
But shit is basically like the Continental from John Wick there. Given that a whole bunch of them are from Alice threads, shit can go down hard.
>>746395853
>Procrastinating
So am I. Supposed to do stuff, but playing gw2 instead.
>>746395903
I'm alright-ish.
And how's you?
>>746395937
Never saw John wick so I have no idea what that means but I'm guessing 2 different communities and so.etimes shit hits the fan?
>>746396120
No, its incredibly civil for cross community stuff. Basically all bad vibes are left at the door, you post there with full knowledge that you really shouldnt get accosted.
>>746396083
I'm awake now! I'm glad you're alrightish <3
>>746396214
Ok so it's basically a cease fire from the shit show?
>>746396254
Yep. All personal vendettas are left at the door.
>>746396316
That's pretty cool. Guess at the end of the day everyone just wants to shitpost
>>746395903
Dos your closed window not offer you much protection from happy chirps then?
>>746396083
I doing the same with dark souls atm
I stuck on the ornstein and snow boss fight on NG+ atm
>>746396461
the window was open! my room gets warm and I had a fan in it
>>746396569
hello hello good morning <3
>>746396242
Did you just wake up?
>>746396461
Is it going well? Snow boss? I don't remember..
>>746396705
I slept for a few minutes and then a bird showed up, and now I'm up too!
>>746396617
Good morning, love.
I woke up in a bad mood today so im glad I ran into you first. How goes it?
>>746396775
Something happen?
Also claim.
>>746396775
tired but okay! I have caffeine supplements and I can manage <3 what's got you in a bad mood?
>>746396808
good morning Rem! <3
>>746396495
Can you not sleep with the fan on and window closed?
>>746396569
Hi revy how it going?
>>746396705
oops I meant ornstein and smough there the hardest fight in Dark souls and When you kill on of them the other one takes there power and becomes a lot stronger
>>746396808
Hi rem
>>746396825
Hi love anon.
I wouldn't say it's good since I woke up at 4 AM... Wait, that's usually when I wake up.
>>746396808
Oh, morning Rem.
No, nothing happened. I had the same dream I've been having- living in a weird dark blue and orange noir city that is being attacked by some super advanced civilization. I don't think thats to blame for my mood though. Just been feeling bleary and confused lately and I don't like it.
How are you?
>>746396825
Trying to sort that out, see above reply.
Caffeine a good.. maybe a hearty breakfast and coffee will improve my mood.
>about to be evicted
>no way to make 500$ in 3 days
>no replys to job applications
>bank froze my last 15$ in my account claiming there was suspicious charges
I can't even buy a rope, what do I do.
>>746396922
the fan brings in cool air from outside though ;~;
>>746396932
that's not good! I'm so sorry to heard that
>>746396972
I hope you find some food then <3
>>746396998
Suck dick or mug someone
>>746396922
Yallo fellow yandere-lover. It just began going. Should I go bike riding or sleep in? You decide
>>746397000
Lovely trips. Yeah let me go scavenge. Hope you feel more alert soon. Sorry you dont have anything more enjoyable than caffeine supplements. Do you just prefer it that way?
>>746396763
A birb? What birb? Did you pet?
>>746396922
Ah, yeah. Those two are a pain. Took me few hours to beat them the first time. Probably still would.
>>746397076
I only drink water! so I either take pills or I could add powder to something like applesauce!
>>746397180
I don't know what kind and he flew away when I moved my curtain ;~;
>>746397072
I tried, and now all I know is I'm not such a bad guy after all
also I know theres a 5$ toothless hooker behind wallmart and you can't compete with that
>>746397437
Be a $4.99 hooker
Innovate, change the dick sucking industry
>>746396998
Can you move in with any one?
>>746397000
just having air flow helps tho doesn't it?
>>746397076
Do you mean bike as in bicycle or motor bike?
>>746397180
I'm having to do it the harder way to -_- the easyest way is kill orn then smo cos smo is easy to doge but I did it that way first time around so now I need to do it the other way to get both souls
>>746397252
Ah. Drinking water only is a good policy. I dropped weight rapidly last time I did that.
>>746397535
Bicycle.
>>746397588
Sleep in then!
>>746397535
I like it cold ;~; it's very warm here during the day and I wanted to enjoy the night air
>>746397588
that isn't the goal but it sounds nice!
>>746397535
i'll have try to move back in with my parents who consider me a failure already. my father hates me, and my brother thinks im pathetic.
>>746397712
hello hello Jui <3
>>746396922
Hey
>>746396972
I wouldn't know, you just kinda leave it at "nightmare". Have you tried finding out what's wrong? Maybe a mentality change?
I'm okay.
>>746397000
It's normal.
>>746397671
Sounds like you should move then haha Where about in the world are you?
>>746397762
What was your last job?
>>746397712
HI
>>746397921
So whats going on my blue headed friend?
>>746397911
>Jui
Nani
>>746397911
I have been informed that this is not Jui ;~; I am sorry
>>746397921
I guess so! but it's still really really early!
>>746398104
near enough to forests that it happens sometimes ;~;
>>746398144
yes hello ;~; I'm sorry I only know Jui because of friendly Juiposters! it's nice to meet you though <3
>>746398104
worked at a car dealership preparing the cars
my bosses brother died and then his other brother died a few months later at work and he had a psychotic episode so I left in fear of getting hurt and now I can't find work
apparently his business has completely crashed in the meantime, and hes back on drugs.
>>746398187
It happens in the entirety of my country dose this mean I live in a forest :o
>>746398251
well shit man I don't know what to say that is just the worst luck
>>746398632
it might! but it's okay, birds are usually nice <3
>>746398632
I shall sleep... eventually...
>>746398104
It's alright
>>746398187
Not really early
>>746398983
Would you like to be tucked in?
>>746398983
sleep is good please get some soon <3
>>746399212
it's early to some people!
>>746398983
Who needs sleep?
