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New Celeb Thread
would you kiss her?
>>746324365
Yes.
>>746324416
Would you have a drink with her?
>>746324397
I will forever want to be elle fanning
>>746324365
depends on if she smokes
>>746324397
not attractive
>>746324300
dubs checked. and who cares if they're fresh enough for me. are they for you?! you gotta start plowing some fuckin fields my guy. and yeah the quality of photos is preemo there. it used to be a beehive of activity but it's slowed down quite a bit in the last few years. probably cuz she's gotten ((("older")))
>>746324442
>barefoot like a real angel
>>746324498
>she better not smoke
I really really really wanna slide down with her. It's included on my bucket kist. My life will not be complete without going on these rides with her.
>>746324573
Oi Oi bruv
>>746324458
mite b cool
>>746324578
Wow, TBH I've never been a fan but her face is becoming more and more feminine by the day
>>746324594
She is so sexy I wanna massage her so badly and make her feel like the queen that she is
>>746324498
>I'll only kiss her if she doesn't smoke
>>746324551
True dat. I have my eye on a qt I'm working with recently, will see how it goes
What about you m8y?
>>746324620
She gives the biggest cuteness induced boners
>>746324296
>>746324498
>Beggars
>Choosers
pick one
>>746324458
this just gave me a insta rocket ya dig. she looks amazing for 37. my munnluv has been on the fence since there's been the rumors of her cohorts with the blacks but god damn that was nice.
>>746324695
My sweet Jewess Queen's got the eye of the tiger.
I want her to pounce on top of me and rip me open having wild passionate sex like a tiger.
>>746324785
Donkey punch only
>>746324774
saved. dat tummy.
>>746324826
Would you make her a birthday cake?
>>746324498
My Queen smokes and I've coincidentally always fallen for girls who smoke since I was in school.
>>746324944
Wew she looks fantastic for 37.
Imagine what JLaw's flabby ass will look like at 37
>>746324944
I would make her a pair of pants so she stops being a FUCKING WHORE
CUTE
>>746324703
you'll have to show me what she looks like sometime. I'm curious what kind of grill you're into. and nothing new on that front. been busy with work and similar things. heh.
>>746325076
>wanting a hot woman to put pants on
u wot?
>>746324895
Don't forget to lick her tiny titties
>>746325145
Katy Perry > Olivia Munn
I want to kiss this neck.
>>746324583
Fuck off Herman, you fucking pespedophile.
>>746325217
gross
has to watch her unibrow and has no body. You fags have bad taste.
>>746324747
Chloe what's happened to you dear?
>>746324738
yeah she really does mang
I'll feed her strawberries and massage her soft dainty feet. We'll cuddle up together next to the fire place and talk about our plans to visit the funfair the next day. She's so cute I wanna put a ring on her finger soo badly
>>746325024
Wealthy and relevant.
>>746325221
damn straight
>>746325217
oh I would never forget
>>746325254
shit man you just changed my life thanks for helping my realize my wrong ways
Olympia valance
>>746325379
I bet her feet are amazingly soft
>>746325217
The boy Phil always wanted.
>>746325379
So sweet I want to smooch her all over
>>746325388
>relevant
Yeah for comments like this
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/jennifer-lawrence-hurricane-donald-trump
Muh Trump voters caused the Hurricanes
Can we get a little Disney love
>>746325088
Dunno about that one m8, but I have an past gril I may be more comfy sharing cause we're not on good terms any more.
Best companion
>>746325221
let me give you another part to the equation
jlaw>katy>munn
>>746325388
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/09/paramount-defends-mother-box-office-f-cinemascore-bad-reviews-1201877743/
FLOP ALERT
Btw this movie was directed by her Jew bf who is twice her age lmao
>>746325434
hot af. more please
>>746325494
almost every one of these threads is a Disney thread
>>746325379
Are you twelve? What the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus Christ, find a libido already would you? Maybe when your balls drop.
>come home
>see this
Wut do?
>>746325482
you shut your whore mouth anon
>>746325490
Get in my bed Elle.
>>746325599
shes so sexy
>>746325494
As long as it's a white girl. Not being racist, but disney purposely casts ugly minorities for diversity reasons.
>>746325619
pull her shoes off and slobber all over her sexy perfect feet and pull out my dick and jerkoff and cum on her toes and kiss her forehead and give her more cheetos
>>746325550
this
awesome webm
>>746325486
Oh my sweet Jewess Queen I want to scream my love for you out from the roof tops
>>746325489
HAHA. I heard she said that but didn't know if I believed it. holy kek. what a dumb bitch.
>>746325702
check who owns disney, it will make more sense.
>>746325489
Read a lot of Teen Vogue, do you? What, did your Tiger Beat subscription run out?
>>746325507
kek well alright that'd be neat (^:@
>>746325746
now shes "taking a break" because her bf's shitty movie flopped
http://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a12241199/jennifer-lawrence-acting-break-today-show-interview/
>>746325539
you damn righttttt
>>746325711
Sounds good to me
>>746325593
wew ladde
>>746325613
What the fuck why you being so mean
I'm 25 you asshole and I love my sweet Jewess Queen with all my heart. Fuck you if you don't like it suck a donkey dick
>>746325815
She said it on camera. Not sure why he linked to teen vogue, but I think regardless of how you feel about either trump or jlaw's body you can't deny she is a massive fucking brain dead moron.
>>746325827
Wew cuteness overload
>>746325839
Webmbro is back with more fantastic webms
>>746325490
Pasty, doughy, undercooked breadstick looking bitch.
>>746325855
lmao this is juicy. thanks for the lulz my dude. that's 2 in a row that's flopped for (((Aronofsky))). well I think Noah did well numbers wise but it wasn't a very good film. no heart went into it. looks like Black Swan is gonna be the apex of his career. sad!
at full attention for Munnie
>>746324296
God, what I would do to get stepped on by those feet.
>>746325914
Right now
>>746325991
you know it brother
>>746325669
It hurts them knowing they chose to worship whores instead of this elegant and delicate goddess.
>>746325839
Katy > Munn
you got that part correct
Mmm yumm
>>746326210
never thought about it like that. that's a good point anon. that's gotta sting. are there more from that set?
>>746325991
>>746325722
The wicked halls of 4chan will soon be chanting our lovestory, dear sweet sweet hunnybun sugarplum Jewess Queen. I want the world to know I we were destined to be together. It is written in the Elder Scrolls. The stars alligned for this very moment. The Gods have called us to meet and vow in holy matrimony for our eternal love to finally come to be.
>>746326331
gets me every single time
>eating shekels.jpg
>>746325597
>>746325570
Scoreboard, bitch.
>>746326331
> "emma watson strokes a pussy"
>>746326208
>>746326331
Too cute and I start to feel guily for fapping over her
>>746326378
Would sneak up and smell her toes there
>>746326388
kek. that looks like a T Richardson pic. is it?
>>746326394
damn son!
>>746326221
Katy > Munn
